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DA,
There are past posts about an AMP near the MCI Center called the Sun Club Spa, but noone provides name/address etc. Searching the online phone book (bigyellow dot com) for Sun Club gets nothing, but it will give some listings near there you may want to check out, such as:
Mirage Health Spa
617 K Street Northwest
Or, if you can walk for 20 minutes, head to:
New World Spa
602 11th St NW
Anyone who has more info on Sun Club, get off yer lazy ass and toss it up!
Not that I've managed to make it to any of these places of course :)
Lurker
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Fordster: your self description matches about 80% of the DC police force! You need dreadlocks or something :)
You black guys never get it easy, if you're clean cut and well built you look like the LE! Rough world.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TrashMan
[i]I guess I had to take one for the team, but thanks for your
input.
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Here's my report for the past couple of days. My schedule actually had me in town for a few days but up in DC early 0400 for meetings.
Monday I was happy to see about ten students out working. Unfortunatley the Hall Monitors were talking with about eight of them for over an hour. Finally picked up Becky (6 at best) on the K Loop. The first thing that hit me was the smell. I don't want to appear too harsh but it was the combination of way too many cigerettes and funky ass. Maybe she was slowly rotting due to all of the rain. I've smelled burned flesh as well as bodies pulled from the water after spending some weeks floating. Nothing compared to her. She tried like hell to get me to donate large for her books but I had only enough time for a quick study. I tried to drop her off where I picked her up but missed my turn because the odor was so distracting. I asked her if she would really get a long study at this hour (and thinking to myself with that smell..) and she said yes. Asked her why the Hall Monitors were being so active and she said because they were very bored. I drove around the belt loop at 100 mph trying to get the smell out of my car. If one of you has a fetish for odor she's your girl.
Tuesday I saw only three students one of them being Becky. My nose started to cringe upon site so I passed quickly. No one else was worth the time so I headed down NY to try Texaco. I have never had any luck there and true to form I didn't last night either. Decided to take it all as a sign and move on.
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Dumbass:
First Tanning Salon
521 G St Nw
(202) 408-9777
Used to be the fabled Sun Club mentioned here. Thai and laotian women according to the 'other' site.
Enjoy!
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Logan Lurker:
Man, I shaved my head for a reason. I can't grow shit up top anymore (the male pattern curse). If I need dreads, then I'll be savin a lot of money :-))
NoLatex:
I'm not in DC as often as I'd like to be. I live in NC and hit the spas in GSO all of twice before the shit hit the fan there. I didn't consider myself a rookie, but I guess I am. Next time I'm in DC, I probably still won't return to CPHC. They apparently have some dimes working, but I have trouble patronizing anybody that would turn me away.. even if I can see why they might do so. Of course, only they know whether they did it because they were afraid I was LE or they just didn't like me being there. I should add, though, that whatever-her-name-was complimented me on my skin during the shower. And remember the undo extra time spent soaping my ass..haha. She wasn't too put off. Really, the more I think about it, I think maybe I just fucked up with offering the dough too soon. (Although it never caused me a problem before.)
I've learned much more from the experience than if all would've gone smoothly. Thanks to those of you that post here, I have much more perspective on the issue. So, thanks; and please continue to share.
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What's the deal with New World? Are they shut down? If they're still in business, I highly recommend a visit. I've never gotten anything worse than an 8 there.
Any tips on karaoke bars? I've got a few out my way that only open after midnight and seem to have a highly unusual number of young girls in evening gowns working the secluded back karaoke rooms. I have no problem getting in an ordering a drink, but the girls only pay attention to the Asian guys.
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Black,
Your comments lead me to believe that you think that "bruthas" corner the market on looking for inexpensive action. By the same token, it could be inferred that you think that white guys are always willing to pony up top bucks for pussy. Both are bullshit. Us dumbass honkies are just as cheap as you when it comes to pussy, regradless of looks. Yes, we'll spend the bucks sometimes when the "booty" quality warrants it. So do me a favor and don't pull the "you white guys" shit on me. Pussy is pussy and dick is dick regardless of race, color or creed.
Fordster,
Funny, you admit that you fucked up, but seem unwilling to self examine to determine the cause. Instead you seem to prefer to be baffled by your treatment as if it's "their" fault. Horseshit! If ten or twenty or a hundred guys go through that door and have identical experiences, but when you go in you have a different experience, odds are it was something to do with you, be it looks, smell, etc. I suspect that the problem was and is attitude more than anything else.
Tell you what, anytime you like, you, me and Black go out on the town in Baltimore and DC and party and let's see what happens. I am willing to bet that we get treated fine whether it's AMP's or strip clubs. I will also bet that you will be surprised by the reception that I will get at the black clubs
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I found some information indicating that BSWs may also be found along Eastern Avenue, SE. Off of New York Ave / Rte 50. Got the impression that these are on the lower end of the scale. Did a search and found no references to Eastern Ave. so thought it worth a mention.
There was also discussion of some occaisional WSW & BSW action off of Kennedy St, NW but not sure of the cross streets.
I have not had a chance to check these out but wondered of anyone else here was familiar with those scenes.
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Hey Fellas,
Good call trashman. Like i have mentioned earlier I am also Black but have never had any trouble getting service from AMP's in DC. Now in VA i had trouble getting service from HWC located in Woodbridge and that was for the plain simple reason that they just didnt trust me. I had never been there before and they thought i was LE. Now in VA they hardley take any chances and bascially let me know that if i went there again i would have gotten FS. I have gone there again and i have had GREAT FS.
However, AMP's in are bascially are sure thing. I mean fo real you have to F up big time like Fordster to NOT get service. NEVER NEVER go in an AMP anywhere demanding FS thats just Dumb! I mean even i know that and i still consider myself green.
I my humble experience i have found that the girls are more curious than afraid of Black dick's. The biggest turn on for them is attitude. I mean no matter how Big or same ur jimmy is if u make her feel comfortable she Work that sucker like it was no bodies business. I have been a frequent flyer to many in DC. I personally dont go for SW becasue they are jus not all that pretty and their shit smells!!! Damn how do you guys go for that!!! I dont know how u do it. I am younger than many fellas on this board but i know my shit when it comes to AMP. i am hesitant ot try escorts becasue i have been burnt before granted that was before i found this forum. I mean if escorts were a sure thing i would go for them everytime casue some of them are so HOT ::drool drool::!! but alas i dont know how to tell the fakers from the real deal. Any help to this young buck would be appreciated. I reaaaallly want ot go for one of those girls on the erosdc board.
Is that a good Option??
Anyway Fordster = You messed big time....DONT EVER DO THAT SHIT AGAIN.... i jus hope u didnt screw it for everyone else
Black = Well brotha what can i say. some of those girls get alittle uneasy but they have never laid down excessive rules. i have had a few tell me no doggie...but then i go back and get it like dat hhehehehe! :-))). You jus got to take ur time to break 'em in that all :-).
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I will be in DC Sunday thru Wednesday - I will be cruising the streets. Anyways, I should have some good updates.
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Karma SX,
I understand that you may have been burned by escorts and I'll say only one thing--stay with independents! While they may not be as hot as some of the wanna-be models from the escort services, they are as close as you'll ever find to a "sure thing". I'm a Virginian but, speaking from personal experience, you live in a city blessed with some of the best looking and most talented escorts in the country. Do your research, read their reviews, and take your pick of a smorgasbord of incredible pussy. It may be pricey, but I'd take advantage of it (and them!).
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I was going to visit you guys tonight, but just not up to the ride.
NoLatex - thanks for the kind words.
Karma - good call man. I like the AMPS in DC since I have to drive over an hour to get there... I don't want to go home with a full load, which can happen with both SWs and Escort rip-offs.
Dumbass - thanks for the report. Guess you got the out-of-towner rate. (60-80-120) vs (20-40-100)... Next time you're here you'll be up to speed. Come back soon.
Fordster - OK Dude, you have had lots of "encouraging words" of advice, and you probably think we are all shitheads. Actually, just trashman and I are shitheads, right T-man? <hehehe> Seriously, learn from your mistakes and the honest appraisals of the guys here and go for it again! You will be glad you did. I look forward to your excellent report in the near future. Oh yes, you're welcome, anytime...
XSailor - I have almost concocted a rationale to take a solo trip to Thailand for a few weeks... Working out the details to make it sound reasonable and insure nobody will want to accompany me....
Hondo - quit lurking and join WSG! Sorry this week didn't work out, let's try again next. BTW - If you have the escort lined up, can I borrow your car to troll for SW's while you are busy? <ROFL>
LoveLOS
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Wendigo
[i]This may sound silly, but how do you AVOID FS at an AMP? I wanted to try one out, so I went down to Downtown Spa. I was let in, paid the $60, disrobed, and a pretty young Korean woman showed up. OK, fine. Had the table shower (GREAT!) and the massage (not as great, but still good). Then, before you know it, she's taking all her clothes off and goes down on me. Then she hops on top of me and rides me for a while. Finally, she gets off and gestures that I should get behind her to finish off. When all was said and done, I ended up giving her a massage. And then she wanted $100.
I should point out that I'm not really complaining, here. I had a good time. But it wasn't really what I was expecting. And it sort of took me by surprise. I suspect it was the language barrier as her English was basically non-existant. But I was really just looking forward to a nice massage. Any tips? [/i][/QUOTE]Endigo, God bless you man, but that's the funniest post all week! Am I reading right that you were looking for a massage ONLY and got FS by accident? <ROFL>
If you need tips on how NOT to get FS, I guess you could read Fordmans report, he managed to avoid it... (Sorry bro', couldn't help one more jab - I'm just an asshole... LOL)
Language barrier is a beitch, ain't it?
LoveLOS
P.S. Do you happen to have a name for this pretty young Korean woman, and any additional comments are welcomed, for the database, you understand. We need to make note of any pyKw's that take undue advantage of their massage clients... :-)
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I can't address this to any individuals; it's now unanimously agreed-upon..lol...
Okay, OKAY, it has now been well documented and no doubt destined for the archives for all to learn... I FUCKED UP in legendary fashion :)) :)) I now believe I understand the error of my ways. No, I have no problem admitting I managed to fuck up a sure thing. If you knew me better, you'd know I've gotten quite accustomed to laughing at my own fuckups).
Wowzers, when I read the post from (I think it was) Wendigo, I had to go ahead and give up the remainder of the "well hell, MAYBE, juuuust MAYBE, they just didn't like a brotha bein up in there" theory. [sigh]
Next time I'm in DC I WILL go back to CPHC and I WILL post a report, even though it will no doubt serve as a reminder to some of you kind gents that I am destined for the WSG AMP Fuckups Hall of Infamy ;-)
I'll say it once again: A genuine "thank you" to all of you that passed on your opinions, tips and even jabs (lol). I don't think many will argue that one learns more from screwing something up (if he cares to learn, anyway) than he does when nothing goes wrong. Case in point: I always offered the money before the shower and thought that was the way to go. I would have offered that advice to any poor sonofabitch that wasn't up on game enough to see that he was advised by... well, u know :-)
Trashman:
As I mentioned, I live in NC; but the next time I'm on the hunt in your neck of the woods I just may look you up. I thought I was of a special breed of nasty mufukas till I began reading your posts... My gawd..hahahaha... you are a BEAST. And, just so u know, I wasn't trying to deny culpability; I really was trying to keep an open mind about the whole thing. I mean, if it _wasn't_ me, then going back and trying again would be some real stupid shit... right?
All:
Matter o fact, I'd love to party with any of you nuts of like minds, if you can have some faith that I won't pull another stunt like I did my last visit :-D ...So maybe I'll announce my next visit... unless the wife will be with me ;-)