Streetwalker Reports

Wow, you got that right. I saw Sandra again last night (and did the crotch check to verify she really is genetically female. Yup! ) and she immediately passed out in my car. I finally had to "pretend" to put a $50 bill in her purse and then throw her purse out of the car to get her back out of it. Even that didn't work and I tried someone else's suggestion. Told her I was going to kick her ass out of the car or yank her out by her fu**ing hair if she didn't get out. She finally got out but was bitching about the "money I owed her". I wish I could get paid for falling asleep in strangers cars.

Add her to the same "No Fly" list Carmen currently resides on.

[QUOTE=Deepthroat6987]Wow, you got that right. I saw Sandra again last night (and did the crotch check to verify she really is genetically female. Yup! )[/QUOTE]Does anyone have a pic of Sandra?

[QUOTE=Deepthroat6987]Wow, you got that right. I saw Sandra again last night (and did the crotch check to verify she really is genetically female. Yup! ) and she immediately passed out in my car. I finally had to "pretend" to put a $50 bill in her purse and then throw her purse out of the car to get her back out of it. Even that didn't work and I tried someone else's suggestion. Told her I was going to kick her ass out of the car or yank her out by her fu**ing hair if she didn't get out. She finally got out but was bitching about the "money I owed her". I wish I could get paid for falling asleep in strangers cars.

Add her to the same "No Fly" list Carmen currently resides on.[/QUOTE]

I use my old standby line that works every time.

I look them strait in the eyes and say

"get the F@@K out of my car before I beat you the F@@k out of my car"

A disclaimer I have never hurt a woman in my life except when I was in Vancouver BC and went into a apartment with a girl and her Pimp came out with a knife. They fortunately for me came out on the loosing end of that fight.

[QUOTE=Tattoodaplane].2 bbbj, who cares if she dozes off a few times, as long as she finished the job right? I'd love to get in contact w/ sandra for that deal.
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You'll care when she suddenly starts freaking out in the middle of a drug binge, as happened to me in October. The whole thing started shortly after she began nodding off, after which came the sudden freakout which was one of the weirdest things i'd ever witnessed. Had a hell of a time getting her out of the car, too.

Check my report from October 31.

[QUOTE=Deepthroat6987]Wow, you got that right. I saw Sandra again last night (and did the crotch check to verify she really is genetically female. Yup! )[/QUOTE]Does anyone have a pic of Sandra?

[QUOTE=Stickykeys]Does anyone have a pic of Sandra?[/QUOTE]This brings to mind one of my favorite quotations:

"A smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others."

So, has anyone been out and about in this weather? I'd have to bet that the girls of the DP are getting pretty desperate. They have a habit to feed, and I'm betting I'm not the only monger who's been in for the last few days and not hitting the roads. If anyone has an update let me know, I'd consider cruising that way tonight or tomorrow if there is confirmation that there are providers out and about.

Got a phone call from King County Jail the other night, I didn't pick up the call but I believe it means our young friend Tabitha got picked up.

You guys are worthless. Sheesh. Knowing that none of you would heed my call for a DP cold weather update, I braved the sheets of ice and made my way gingerly down to the aforementioned district. What did I find there, you ask? Were the streets barren and white, or were they loaded with fine you delicacies for our mongering delight?

My theory held true. The corners were groaning under the weight of the Desperate Housewives out looking to fund their addictions. At 8pm Friday I saw four young ladies on a single circuit around the stroll, including Carmen (whom I slowed down to taunt, then flipped her off while mouthing a string of choice epithets) and my current favorite, Helashia aka "Special". She jumped in behooded and bemittoned and holding an enormous steaming cup of hot chocolate. Off to my spot, and her usual fabulous BBBJ w/cim.

On the cruise back I noticed at least 3 other girls out that I'd not seen earlier. One was even hitchhiking.

They're looking for you boys! Don't disappoint them.

[QUOTE=Deepthroat6987]So, has anyone been out and about in this weather? I'd have to bet that the girls of the DP are getting pretty desperate. They have a habit to feed, and I'm betting I'm not the only monger who's been in for the last few days and not hitting the roads. If anyone has an update let me know, I'd consider cruising that way tonight or tomorrow if there is confirmation that there are providers out and about.

Got a phone call from King County Jail the other night, I didn't pick up the call but I believe it means our young friend Tabitha got picked up.[/QUOTE]

Just drove through DP and saw Special and Carmen. Picked up Special a couple of days ago and got a nice bbbjcim as well for .4

[QUOTE=Deepthroat6987]

They're looking for you boys! Don't disappoint them.[/QUOTE]

Figures, the one time I'm actually out of a job the prices come down and the guys are in demand.

I can't do anything until I find employment, which looks to be sometime in 2009 at this point.

[QUOTE=Avenue]Figures, the one time I'm actually out of a job the prices come down and the guys are in demand.

I can't do anything until I find employment, which looks to be sometime in 2009 at this point.[/QUOTE]

I am hoping to find more part-timers like Rae but pretty much only seen regulars around DP. Been seeing girls on Aurora but they have the white-puffy-coat-with-cell-phone-at-ear look so I pass.

Went by DP at about 1pm on Monday and no one around.

Ghost town at 10am on Tuesday.

Ghost town again at 7:30 PM Thursday (Christmas night)

I cruised DP around 11pm Tuesday night and was surprised to see a few regulars out despite the weather.

I was glad to see Tina back out and about.