Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bc2508;7208288]LOL damn man the original post was supposed to be a joke. You're right I have only been here a week and have already seen and been told how you all operate. I wish I found this place years ago and have been able to have 500+ posts and share countless experiences, but I can't. I thought posting that in a joking way would be somewhat comical and maybe someone would feel bad enough to help a new brother out. I don't expect anyone to share anything with me, but it never hurts to ask. I will continue to share my experiences as they come. I do appreciate everyone who shares. This is a bery informative thread. Keep on keeping on on.[/QUOTE]Hey man! No problem! I was just trying to pass a long some information to a newby!! All of use were regular members and had to work up the ladder to earn trust! Good luck and Happy Hunting! BH44.

[QUOTE=TheBadGuy;7208578]For those who can't decipher the previous posts here ya go:[/QUOTE]Bro that was in 2019. Said I searched recent posts and tried typing in "3rd" in the search thread bar. It came back as no results found. My apologies for not going back through 6 years of posts. If the guy that wanted to tell me to RTFF read my post he would see that I said I made an effort. If you don't want to help great move on. Asking for help shouldn't be this big of an issue. But, I get it. Y'all have been around a long time and worked to find your spots. I may be new to this thread and MPs but I have years of experience in the pay for play department. I just recently got back into the game and reading everyone's post has been very helpful.

[QUOTE=Rpatl;7208626]I've never seen them at the door, but he was definitely in his car.[/QUOTE]Yo, that's the maintenance man. Just walk past his ass! He told me hello sir! It's slow right now. Go tap that ass!

One day this week I'm planning to go down there and I wanted to know what the rate is. How much should I bring if I want to get FS?

[QUOTE=Bc2508;7208288]LOL damn man the original post was supposed to be a joke. You're right I have only been here a week and have already seen and been told how you all operate. I wish I found this place years ago and have been able to have 500+ posts and share countless experiences, but I can't. I thought posting that in a joking way would be somewhat comical and maybe someone would feel bad enough to help a new brother out. I don't expect anyone to share anything with me, but it never hurts to ask. I will continue to share my experiences as they come. I do appreciate everyone who shares. This is a bery informative thread. Keep on keeping on on.[/QUOTE]You have to understand for a long period every week some newbie was asking for the information on the prime spots. We have spent a lot of time and money testing these spots. And yes we are reluctant to share since giving an unproven member that kind of information could lead to a surprise visit from uncle. And we are sure they read this board and already know what goes on where but all it takes is one wanting to impress his superiors with his go to attitude to ruin a good thing. And has been stated numerous times all the information including a picture of the front has been posted, but a lot of guys want the fun without the work!

[QUOTE=GlockEm17;7209105]You have to understand for a long period every week some newbie was asking for the information on the prime spots. We have spent a lot of time and money testing these spots. And yes we are reluctant to share since giving an unproven member that kind of information could lead to a surprise visit from uncle. And we are sure they read this board and already know what goes on where but all it takes is one wanting to impress his superiors with his go to attitude to ruin a good thing. And has been stated numerous times all the information including a picture of the front has been posted, but a lot of guys want the fun without the work![/QUOTE]See that is the type of response and information that should have been given first. I appreciate you taking your time to respond and give good reason to why things are without coming off as a donkey. I am new and obviously am unfamiliar with how this place works. Information like that is helpful. Maybe make a rules or "not to do" list (if not already done) to help inform newbies. Idk just an idea. Well I didn't mean to ruffle any feathers. On to real business.

Stay safe.

You don't have to look much to see that when someone asks for help with no history, they are generally told to RTFF. But when we say it again, we weren't being helpful enough. And then calling people asses (yes we can use a bad word).

[QUOTE=Bc2508;7209127]See that is the type of response and information that should have been given first. I appreciate you taking your time to respond and give good reason to why things are without coming off as a donkey. I am new and obviously am unfamiliar with how this place works. Information like that is helpful. Maybe make a rules or "not to do" list (if not already done) to help inform newbies. Idk just an idea. Well I didn't mean to ruffle any feathers. On to real business.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]

Not sure if there are any in RVA but I'm looking for an independent massage provider that's not one of the random Asians that's on skipthegames. I want a legit massage due to soreness from working out that will also leave me happy. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

This will be short.

Went on Tuesday for 30 min didn't get her name. Fake Ds no ass bad massage on flip full menu went with an oral exam she asked for 15 I straight laughed at her and said no told her 8 we agreed on 10. She dropped the dress. Completely shaved cat but holy shit was it beat up. Biggest roast beef sandwich I've ever seen. She asked if I wanted to kiss it and I said no. She couldn't pay me to it was scary. She gave a decent oral exam cleaned me up I wiped myself off a bit more with the towel on the table as she got dressed. Then I got dressed as she made the table Roth the same towel I just used to clean my dick with. I really hate these places because they aren't clean.

[QUOTE=Marcman804;7209446]Not sure if there are any in RVA but I'm looking for an independent massage provider that's not one of the random Asians that's on skipthegames. I want a legit massage due to soreness from working out that will also leave me happy. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]If you find anyone please let me know. I like a good massage as well, but the deal with not changing sheets etc has me holding off the AMPs for now. Seems like every time I go I'll end up with a cold etc. There was a lady about 15 years ago in Midlothian that I used to see named Sherry M. Tall middle aged fit white lady with a perfect chest. Gave a great massage and cheap. I want to say she was some type of physical therapist honestly and she also had a roommate it was a Richmond city police officer which I always thought was ironic. Anyway she loved to give massages but I quit hearing from her and she stopped responding suddenly after seeing her for about 6 months.

Yeah I've been to the Asian places a few times but I'm not a big fan of it. The language barriers, cleanliness, etc.

[QUOTE=JayBird77;7209503]If you find anyone please let me know. I like a good massage as well, but the deal with not changing sheets etc has me holding off the AMPs for now. Seems like every time I go I'll end up with a cold etc. There was a lady about 15 years ago in Midlothian that I used to see named Sherry M. Tall middle aged fit white lady with a perfect chest. Gave a great massage and cheap. I want to say she was some type of physical therapist honestly and she also had a roommate it was a Richmond city police officer which I always thought was ironic. Anyway she loved to give massages but I quit hearing from her and she stopped responding suddenly after seeing her for about 6 months.[/QUOTE]

While on the subject of not changing sheets / towels, I had an appointment last month at that place on Parham by Blue Ridge for a 60 minute session (always a great massage) which actually lasted 50 minutes; apparently they had booked back to back because someone was coming up the stairs when I was leaving. It's not my intention to give this place a bad rep BUT when finished and I was getting dressed I noticed the MT was rushing to straighten up the table covering, put a new paper towel on the face hole and fold up the sheet place it back on the table. Which made me think WTF do they do with the hot towels or wash cloths that's used to clean up, put them back into hot towel heater thing right after being used? Because I sure in hell didn't see ones she had used on me anywhere in sight when leaving.

[QUOTE=RvaGhost;7209463]This will be short.

Went on Tuesday for 30 min didn't get her name. Fake Ds no ass bad massage on flip full menu went with an oral exam she asked for 15 I straight laughed at her and said no told her 8 we agreed on 10. She dropped the dress. Completely shaved cat but holy shit was it beat up. Biggest roast beef sandwich I've ever seen. She asked if I wanted to kiss it and I said no. She couldn't pay me to it was scary. She gave a decent oral exam cleaned me up I wiped myself off a bit more with the towel on the table as she got dressed. Then I got dressed as she made the table Roth the same towel I just used to clean my dick with. I really hate these places because they aren't clean.[/QUOTE]She is old, very old.

[QUOTE=DarkStar58;7209761]While on the subject of not changing sheets / towels, I had an appointment last month at that place on Parham by Blue Ridge for a 60 minute session (always a great massage) which actually lasted 50 minutes; apparently they had booked back to back because someone was coming up the stairs when I was leaving. It's not my intention to give this place a bad rep BUT when finished and I was getting dressed I noticed the MT was rushing to straighten up the table covering, put a new paper towel on the face hole and fold up the sheet place it back on the table. Which made me think WTF do they do with the hot towels or wash cloths that's used to clean up, put them back into hot towel heater thing right after being used? Because I sure in hell didn't see ones she had used on me anywhere in sight when leaving.[/QUOTE]I'll be honest with you. In Fredericksburg I've not seen one change the sheets. Only the paper towels and the clean up rags. Same towel over the pillow, same sheets, same towel that's folded back up usually.

[QUOTE=Thays;7209871]I'll be honest with you. In Fredericksburg I've not seen one change the sheets. Only the paper towels and the clean up rags. Same towel over the pillow, same sheets, same towel that's folded back up usually.[/QUOTE]Maybe one of y'all should bring a black light in there and shine it around the room with them in it LOL. But you might traumatize yourself too.

[QUOTE=RvaGhost;7209463]This will be short.

Went on Tuesday for 30 min didn't get her name. Fake Ds no ass bad massage on flip full menu went with an oral exam she asked for 15 I straight laughed at her and said no told her 8 we agreed on 10. She dropped the dress. Completely shaved cat but holy shit was it beat up. Biggest roast beef sandwich I've ever seen. She asked if I wanted to kiss it and I said no. She couldn't pay me to it was scary. She gave a decent oral exam cleaned me up I wiped myself off a bit more with the towel on the table as she got dressed. Then I got dressed as she made the table Roth the same towel I just used to clean my dick with. I really hate these places because they aren't clean.[/QUOTE]Skinny, belly tattoo, fake tattas? Really long hair?

My guess would be the other MT who, from 2/3/25 reports, goes by Sunny or Mae. Mia has a nice round bottom and while she has upper enhancements no one would call them D-size. What makes me want to catch her over at LJS (larger rooms) is the old age, the dress, the comparatively flat Asian bottom and I'm curious about those curtains.
[QUOTE=ChristNotama;7210072]Skinny, belly tattoo, fake tattas? Really long hair?[/QUOTE]

Diplomat, for the sake of the rest of us man try to hold the line at 1.0 after the flip.
[QUOTE=Diplomatic;7208953]One day this week I'm planning to go down there and I wanted to know what the rate is. How much should I bring if I want to get FS?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LowerBackPain;7210085]My guess would be the other MT who, from 2/3/25 reports, goes by Sunny or Mae. Mia has a nice round bottom and while she has upper enhancements no one would call them D-size. What makes me want to catch her over at LJS (larger rooms) is the old age, the dress, the comparatively flat Asian bottom and I'm curious about those curtains.


Diplomat, for the sake of the rest of us man try to hold the line at 1.0 after the flip.[/QUOTE]It might be another Mia, because the Mia I know is skinny as hell, like really skinny, unless she actually gained some weight, can anyone confirm?

[QUOTE=ChristNotama;7210142]It might be another Mia, because the Mia I know is skinny as hell, like really skinny, unless she actually gained some weight, can anyone confirm?[/QUOTE]He's not describing Mia. Mia is petite and doesn't have a beat up vagina. She is one of my all time favorites. Saw her earlier this week before she leaves. Hate to see her leave tomorrow but Hopefully she will be back soon.

[QUOTE=WhatsBreakfast;7209886]Maybe one of y'all should bring a black light in there and shine it around the room with them in it LOL. But you might traumatize yourself too.[/QUOTE]Hahaha I'm going to do that, or maybe next time I go to 3rd or Ljs.

[QUOTE=ChristNotama;7210072]Skinny, belly tattoo, fake tattas? Really long hair?[/QUOTE]This girl had no tattoo that I could see just a 1 lb Arby's roast beef sandwich hanging between her legs.

[QUOTE=Hatch7508;7210300]He's not describing Mia. Mia is petite and doesn't have a beat up vagina. She is one of my all time favorites. Saw her earlier this week before she leaves. Hate to see her leave tomorrow but Hopefully she will be back soon.[/QUOTE]The real issue is the nasty habits. I have her strip the table and replace everything. Does it work?? I don't know but I feel better. I used to see my ATF Sophie get a new room. Strip the bed and work from the fitted sheet. I noticed all these tracks from corner to corner. LOL She said come on. I said hell no got the flat sheet out and covered the bed. Having said that you guys have known this forever.

Mia told me if you don't like it don't come. True! As far as bringing roses it all depends on what you want. I recently saw Zoey (Cary St.) and first she gave me a limited menu then asked three times "what do you want?" bring roses. Zoey is hot (let me roam freely) and I'll test her out again but she was rushy. She needs to get to know me a little better! DM me if I'm missing anything! Don't go in like a cave man thinking you are the one and only! Before I forget ask for their digits and communicate directly. This helps but I did get bumped one day and was pissed but everything was made right. She was on the nuggies til her nose ran. Looked at me Mo? Damn right!

There's three sides to every story!

[QUOTE=RvaGhost;7210417]This girl had no tattoo that I could see just a 1 lb Arby's roast beef sandwich hanging between her legs.[/QUOTE]Just curious, was it a classic or a double roast beef sandwich. With or without horsey sauce.

Lurker here, don't really post much but I try to heed the advice in posts. Anyone know of a good reliable AMP to get a good 90 min or 60 min massage, don't really care about extras or HE. Richmond or Petersburg area. Thank you!

[QUOTE=LicknItGood200;7210663]The real issue is the nasty habits. I have her strip the table and replace everything. Does it work?? I don't know but I feel better. I used to see my ATF Sophie get a new room. Strip the bed and work from the fitted sheet. I noticed all these tracks from corner to corner. LOL She said come on. I said hell no got the flat sheet out and covered the bed. Having said that you guys have known this forever.

Mia told me if you don't like it don't come. True! As far as bringing roses it all depends on what you want. I recently saw Zoey (Cary St.) and first she gave me a limited menu then asked three times "what do you want?" bring roses. Zoey is hot (let me roam freely) and I'll test her out again but she was rushy. She needs to get to know me a little better! DM me if I'm missing anything! Don't go in like a cave man thinking you are the one and only! Before I forget ask for their digits and communicate directly. This helps but I did get bumped one day and was pissed but everything was made right. She was on the nuggies til her nose ran. Looked at me Mo? Damn right!

There's three sides to every story![/QUOTE]Clear out your inbox.

[QUOTE=ItsThatGuy;7210981]Clear out your inbox.[/QUOTE]Inbox Cleared.

[QUOTE=LtPantyRaider;7210831]Lurker here, don't really post much but I try to heed the advice in posts. Anyone know of a good reliable AMP to get a good 90 min or 60 min massage, don't really care about extras or HE. Richmond or Petersburg area. Thank you![/QUOTE]Does it have to be an AMP? If you're not looking for a HE then why not go to a Massage Envy (or any of the 100 legit places)? For about the same money (or maybe even a little less) you can get a 6' guy with broad shoulders, long arms and plate size hands that will crush your bones if that's how much of a hard massage you want.

I've been a regular at a few AMPs over my mongering career and even dated a couple of the Mamasans (they dump me when I tell them I don't ever want to get married again). AMP ladies hate massaging women. Why? Need to do actual massage for 55 minutes and a puny tip. In real life, (99%) the ladies want to get you hot, flip you, jerk you and send you home and hope they get a decent tip I. E. You don't gyp them. (Actually, in real life they want you to pay them, tip them and then leave -really.) All of them hate doing a 90 minute massage, even if it's listed on the board. Try doing one yourself on someone (girlfriend, wife, etc.). Just the standing for 90 minutes will knock you out.

That's the funny thing about this business. Most guys want an HE and most AMP workers want to provide one (so you'll leave). It's getting past that first visit that's so tough / awkward. I've always tipped 100%. (I mean, she's handling your junk and cleaning up the hazmat mess you made.) Only once did I get sent home with the blues. (I say "Here, let me tip you now so I don't forget".) No cop is going to do that. It's even better if you can do it at the front desk. If you get cheated, come back and write a review so we'll know and we thank you for your service. Advice: For a legit massage go to a legit place. If you want to go to a legit AMP, try Skyline on Midlo.

[QUOTE=Rentahoo;7209297]You don't have to look much to see that when someone asks for help with no history, they are generally told to RTFF. But when we say it again, we weren't being helpful enough. And then calling people asses (yes we can use a bad word).[/QUOTE]The initial responses were like the same old same old that apparently were communicated to others and gave no reason as to why. My point in congratulating the gentleman that went into detail was just that. Yelling at some newbie to "read the fucking forum", or do your own homework comes off as the angry old man yelling at the kids to get off his lawn. Being new that comes off as mad disrespectful and gives me no fucking reason as to why my simple question caused all this backlash. This person that last responded went out of their way to give reason as to why someone didn't just message with the address. His reasoning and information made me understand why the previous SMs messaged the way they did even if not understood at the time. Bitching at newbies week in and week out has got to annoying as hell I can see. But again, telling someone to read a forum, or telling them to do their own work doesn't let them know why. I am not blaming anyone for not giving any information. I am bringing attention to the lack of information to newbies that you all seem to say you have to break down each week. I was appreciative of the last message because it gave reason to things I didn't think of because I am new. As I stated before, if this is a true issue that you vets deal with all the time I ask that you come up with a newbie rules list or some shit. It would keep the forum clear of this garbage and people will know not to do it and why.

[QUOTE=Rentahoo;7209297]You don't have to look much to see that when someone asks for help with no history, they are generally told to RTFF. But when we say it again, we weren't being helpful enough. And then calling people asses (yes we can use a bad word).[/QUOTE]The initial responses were like the same old same old that apparently were communicated to others and gave no reason as to why. My point in congratulating the gentleman that went into detail was just that. Yelling at some newbie to "read the fucking forum", or do your own homework comes off as the angry old man yelling at the kids to get off his lawn. Being new that comes off as mad disrespectful and gives me no fucking reason as to why my simple question caused all this backlash. This person that last responded went out of their way to give reason as to why someone didn't just message with the address. His reasoning and information made me understand why the previous SMs messaged the way they did even if not understood at the time. Bitching at newbies week in and week out has got to annoying as hell I can see. But again, telling someone to read a forum, or telling them to do their own work doesn't let them know why. I am not blaming anyone for not giving any information. I am bringing attention to the lack of information to newbies that you all seem to say you have to break down each week. I was appreciative of the last message because it gave reason to things I didn't think of because I am new. As I stated before, if this is a true issue that you vets deal with all the time I ask that you come up with a newbie rules list or some shit. It would keep the forum clear of this garbage and people will know not to do it and why.

[QUOTE=DarkStar58;7210754]Just curious, was it a classic or a double roast beef sandwich. With or without horsey sauce.[/QUOTE]Hopefully no Arby's sauce. Lmao.

[QUOTE=ChristNotama;7210142]It might be another Mia, because the Mia I know is skinny as hell, like really skinny, unless she actually gained some weight, can anyone confirm?[/QUOTE]


Get your going away special!! I left her dripping very early. Beat the rush!! Leaving soon 3rd St Mia

[QUOTE=LicknItGood200;7212137]Get your going away special!! I left her dripping very early. Beat the rush!! Leaving soon 3rd St Mia[/QUOTE]Was you the one leaving gifts and flowers?

[QUOTE=ChristNotama;7212154]Was you the one leaving gifts and flowers?[/QUOTE]


Hell no! I left hot deposits! She sucks better than the 2 minutes she gives you guys though...lol

[QUOTE=LicknItGood200;7212137]Get your going away special!! I left her dripping very early. Beat the rush!! Leaving soon 3rd St Mia[/QUOTE]

Well you all did good! Happy to make my last deposit very early. I knew the stampede was coming as she barley dried her hair LOL. She's gone to a few cities in New York and boss might bring her back. Tina is here but ehhh boss got to stop picking them blindfolded. Looks 45-50 cute face, thick jiggly body ehh!! Somebody go ride that pony!! LOL.

[QUOTE=LicknItGood200;7212156]Hell no! I left hot deposits! She sucks better than the 2 minutes she gives you guys though...lol[/QUOTE]We had several encounters I'd like to share.

Mia loved sex every day for long sessions. We would flip around for a solid hour in all positions and on the chairs like animals. One time she jumped off the top of me then staggered and fell in the corner after I blew my load inside bbcip. At the top of the convo I asked her if she wanted two men. We progressed to doing 90 minute sessions! I put the pillow under her ass and she was begging me to stop. I told her no.....one more!

[QUOTE=ChristNotama;7213219]Stop inviting LEO to the party y'all... SMH.[/QUOTE]Agreed! SMH!

I am sick and tired on missing all the fun and good time. I will go there tomorrow and not leave the damn street until I find the place. I will report back, hopefully with good news for me. Good luck me.

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Okay, for those with positive feedback I appreciate you! I'll end it there but it was iincredible!! Hit my dm! Everyone else stay on patrol!! I need a dirty towel report! Ask her to change it for the next guy!! Flowers and candy report? Do what you do! LOL. Anybody tryna intimidate me save your strokes!!! Peace!