Korean Bar Reports

Hey guys, sorry this isn't a report I would like to start by letting you know I have never been to a kb before but would like to experience it for myself. I have only gone to strip clubs za, nu's. Where would you guys suggest going?

[QUOTE=Member 69;1175799]Guess the mama's know that. They won't think outside the box because they want to cater to the guys who spend the money and would rather give them the good stuff over guys they don't know.[/QUOTE]From what I've seen, this actually makes sense from the bar owner's perspective. Kind of stimulus and response. Customer spends money, then gets special treatment. Also, I've noticed (as a generalization) the spenders are usually low maintenance for the house but cheapskates are whiners and just a headache all around. (Not addressing this at anyone in particular. I'm just sayin'.)

Used to be a time when it was guys would always leave a decent tip, enough to cover the food. It was just known that you do this. No longer. Conversely, I remember a time where KB protocol had it that girls were not allowed to hit on guys sitting at the bar, only at tables. The bar was the bartender's turf. So if you wanted to drink and not get hit on for nekohana, one would sit at the bar.

These days, there don't seem to be any rules.

Hey guys this isn't a report but I have never been to a kb before but would like to experience it. What places would you guys suggest?

[QUOTE=Member 69;1175799]That's okay with me as I won't spend much anyway. Guess the mama's know that. They won't think outside the box because they want to cater to the guys who spend the money and would rather give them the good stuff over guys they don't know.[/QUOTE]You are correct of course and I don't begrudge the guys that PAID for the prizes to get the good prizes LOL. There is a saying, NOTHING is free in a kb. However I found that the restroom and eye candy is, hehe. M69, I was actually just poking fun at the mamas knowing they wouldn't do anything like what I suggested, hehe. I was just hoping that any of some mama's spys or guys with influence on them would say what was posted on here and maybe they do SOMETHING DIFFERENT than the last 2 or 3 hundred grand openings I must have been to. Like alot of longtime bargoers, I AVOID grand openings now as greed levels are higher then and as HeadLock said, marketing ploy. Seems like only 1 guy liked my idea anyway, hehe. Would have been so cool if a first time to kb goer won the grand prize. That mama would get my respect even tho many would say she stupid, hehe. He might never go kb again but the fair play reputation earned would reap monetary gains in the future. Theres another saying, almost all successful endevours started as a crazy idea.

[QUOTE=Punsai69;1175437]If anyone is around Ala Moana Beach park on Saturday, Maya is having a picnic with the girls.[/QUOTE]Where? Let's all go there and say Hi, what you guys doing here? Sit down and eat!

[QUOTE=Schalupa; 1175208]I know only oldies in both places but they give it up on the cheap. Which one do you think is better?

Better ladies (skills, looks)

Better location.

I've never been upstairs at Blue Sea yet but I'm eager to try. I tried to go on a weeknight last week but the lot was full.

Or should I just go to an AMP and get my monies worth. Never been to an AMP yet but a porn site called happy tugs got me curious.

Pm me if you have personal suggestions. [/QUOTE]You must be into your mama's age women, some are almost 60 all are in there mid 50's at the earliest! Sorry but that's not healthy. Unless your their age, better off going AMP. More private and much younger, at least you can wash off younger DNA.

[QUOTE=Blacks;1175862]Where? Let's all go there and say Hi, what you guys doing here? Sit down and eat![/QUOTE]Don't know the details since I am not a bf of the girls but I would think it will be closer to lunch time on the ewa side of the park.

[QUOTE=Punsai69;1176039]Don't know the details since I am not a bf of the girls but I would think it will be closer to lunch time on the ewa side of the park.[/QUOTE]Just be prepared to see these chicks without the make-up and sexy clothes. It may help you save some money in the long run! Haha.

[QUOTE=Warrior12;1176114]Just be prepared to see these chicks without the make-up and sexy clothes. It may help you save some money in the long run! Haha.[/QUOTE]But won't they be making up for it with the slutty bikinis? I'm sure if it's a business bar-be-que, ms will make sure they're appropriately dressed for the occasion. I'm thinking about stopping by just for the chance to see these girls frolicking around in the water.

Speaking of water, it'd probably be a good idea for some of these kbs to get their girls to do a 'car wash' event, in bikinis! Yea, it'll probably cost $20 a wash but hey, I'd be happy to donate that much. I'd rather get a good clean wash for my $20 instead of just a glass of diluted Coors. The 5 minutes you wait while the car is being wash you can talk to the other girls. All in all, it's about the same amount of 'talk' time you get for $20 anyways.

Another opportunity for ms to make money during the slow afternoon hours. It's all about resource utilization.

[QUOTE=WangLung;1175833]Hey guys this isn't a report but I have never been to a kb before but would like to experience it. What places would you guys suggest?[/QUOTE]Oldee clears throat for tour sales pitch: ALOHA Mr Wanlung! Why settle for 1 or 2 hit or miss unguided places when you can experience ALL of town's korean bars by a veteran monger with many decades experience with the latest info on all the hot girls that play! For the incredibly low price of 4 lady's drinks, you too will experience the thrill and fun filled evening garanteed to be an unforgettable experience! Looking for the hot girls that play? No problem! Here at Aloha kbar tours we aim to please and deliver the goods. You will learn the kbar lingo and be mongering like a kbar vet in no time! For an additional 2 lady's drinks we reccomend the extented after 2am tour of Napa and EV. For you newer hot playgirl seeker kbar goers, we offer a guickie tour costing just 2 lady's drinks! At no additional cost, we will provide a FREE photo of you hugging that hottie as a treasured momento. So Mr WangLung, ready for your tour? Oldee puts out the sign up for kbar sheet.

[QUOTE=Warrior12;1176114]Just be prepared to see these chicks without the make-up and sexy clothes. It may help you save some money in the long run! Haha.[/QUOTE]Look for the baseball caps and sunglasses.

[QUOTE=Jj6969; 1175212]Heard that Mori is still going to be there. The change has been approved and will happen either on Saturday or Monday.

[/QUOTE]She was there on Thurs. Will be open till Sunday and close for two weeks after that for much needed renovations / cleaning up.

[QUOTE=WangLung;1175833]Hey guys this isn't a report but I have never been to a kb before but would like to experience it. What places would you guys suggest?[/QUOTE]I'd say check out the ones in town like the Kapiolani bars, Keeaumoku and on Sheridan St. I notice younger guys who like going Strip bars, don't really care to go hostess bars because of the $20 ladies drinks. They have this fear that they have to buy LD. We try bring other guys to go hostess bars with us but, they flake out. Those bastards. Hehe.

[QUOTE=WangLung;1175833]Hey guys this isn't a report but I have never been to a kb before but would like to experience it. What places would you guys suggest?[/QUOTE]

My advice would be,"Don't go." KB's are a low percentage venue for mongering. But if you are dead set on it, go with someone who's been before. Leave your plastic at home.

What are you hoping to experience in a KB?

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1176304]I'd say check out the ones in town like the Kapiolani bars, Keeaumoku and on Sheridan St. I notice younger guys who like going Strip bars, don't really care to go hostess bars because of the $20 ladies drinks. They have this fear that they have to buy LD. We try bring other guys to go hostess bars with us but, they flake out. Those bastards. Hehe.[/QUOTE]Not sure who you've brought out Uki but I had a great time drinking with some of the older fellows. Not all us newbies are flaky bastards! Haha