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Video Gold, Too funny.[/QUOTE]

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Video Gold, Too funny.[/QUOTE]Or maybe her pimp.

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Video Gold, Too funny.[/QUOTE]STOOOOPPPP! I can't right now. Really? This right here made my day. LMAO.

[QUOTE=YankeeDoodle;2593724]There are several ladies using Shy as a handle on BP. The Brunette Bombshell I'm referring to is 24, Latina. I reviewed the Latina Shy on two other boards, and give 5 stars, and say "Shy is not shy". Rates are nice, Enjoy! She is a keeper, but make sure you get the correct one. I am new here but on several other places. YD.[/QUOTE]Had a great dream about Shy the other night. Wonderful girl with great personality.

That's fucking disgusting. Thanks for the heads up!

[QUOTE=Dotguy;2595466]If you like girls with a nice fat ass, she is the one for you....But once she spread her legs, I could smell her sweat and that totally turns me off, so it was a little hard for me to finish but I manged. The cost was 60 coins.

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Lmao. Did he get a senior citizen discount?

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Video Gold, Too funny.[/QUOTE]

Now I have seen everything. But to paraphrase what someone else said, more power to the older dude!

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The future of provider validation has come upon us.

Video Gold, Too funny.[/QUOTE]

OK I feel like the biggest dumbass on the planet. But maybe my pain might bring you some humor and help you from making the same mistake. A senior member had been gracious enough to give me Morgan's contact information. I was excited about setting an appointment. From his email I copied and paste the phone number into my smart phone to text Morgan. As instructed by the senior member, I mentioned his screen name & my screen name and said I'd like to set an appointment today. I was surprised I got a return text almost instantly. I thought it was odd that her incall was not at the same location that the senior member had told me. But I thought "what the heck people move around". When I mentioned to her that she had several great reviews, She seemed surprised. Again I thought that was odd but maybe she doesn't read the board. As you probably guessed by now this was not Morgan. Prior to reading the senior members email I was doing research on another provider. For whatever reason the copy and paste kept the old number I was researching. I had accidentally contacted Jennifer. A new provider in town who my research showed did not have enough information for me to feel comfortable scheduling an appointment. I don't blame her for my mistake but she never let on that she was not Morgan into I arrived at her location. Once I figured it out she would not allow me to retrieve my roses and cancel. So I continued the appointment which was the+ to see- at best. I would not recommend. All in all, it could have been much worse. I don't participate in the hobby often and when I do I like to research as much as possible. So when you think of it I really was going in completely blind. Which could have been a disaster! Moral to the story, doublecheck your copy paste and if things feel fishy take a moment to regroup. I hope this helps. I still feel like a dumbass LOL.

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[QUOTE=Tiberious1491;2596018]OK I feel like the biggest dumbass on the planet. But maybe my pain might bring you some humor and help you from making the same mistake. A senior member had been gracious enough to give me Morgan's contact information. I was excited about setting an appointment. From his email I copied and paste the phone number into my smart phone to text Morgan. As instructed by the senior member, I mentioned his screen name & my screen name and said I'd like to set an appointment today. I was surprised I got a return text almost instantly. I thought it was odd that her incall was not at the same location that the senior member had told me. But I thought "what the heck people move around". When I mentioned to her that she had several great reviews, She seemed surprised. Again I thought that was odd but maybe she doesn't read the board. As you probably guessed by now this was not Morgan. Prior to reading the senior members email I was doing research on another provider. For whatever reason the copy and paste kept the old number I was researching. I had accidentally contacted Jennifer. A new provider in town who my research showed did not have enough information for me to feel comfortable scheduling an appointment. I don't blame her for my mistake but she never let on that she was not Morgan into I arrived at her location. Once I figured it out she would not allow me to retrieve my roses and cancel. So I continued the appointment which was the+ to see- at best. I would not recommend. All in all, it could have been much worse. I don't participate in the hobby often and when I do I like to research as much as possible. So when you think of it I really was going in completely blind. Which could have been a disaster! Moral to the story, doublecheck your copy paste and if things feel fishy take a moment to regroup. I hope this helps. I still feel like a dumbass LOL.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-girl-in-town-latina/5186556[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry you made that mistake, but thanks for sharing and giving us the low down on Jennifer, I was wondering about her.

That I would call a girl with almost as much pit hair as myself.

Even when I was in Paris a year ago, I am pretty sure that the girls shaved this area.

One of my ATFs this gal is amazing, though her donation went up, so I might not be back as often. But the experience with her is 2nd to none, she really seems into it and seems like she is enjoying it. She is very active and vocal, reminds me of hooking up with an ex.

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Hooked up with the little spinner again, this gal insanely gets me Rock every time. Only worth QV but cff or cmf she can take it, cfs is nice and not a clock watcher. Taller than she looks sexy as hell, will repeat.

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[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2596403]That I would call a girl with almost as much pit hair as myself.

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I can not believe that this poor old guy got suckered into this.

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Video Gold, Too funny.[/QUOTE]

Just arrived in town and what a warm reception. Checked in my place for the tonight and was a little hungry so ran up to the golden arches.

And wow run in to an old friend. Turns out she is some what famous here none other than the Librarian!! Travel here often and first ran into her.

A few months back. So we came back to my temporary place of residency and proceeded to get re-acquainted. She has great oral.

Communication skills and what a grip. Body, booty, and perky little nipples. All this for 60 YES. Turns out I know a couple of your stars here.

I am a rookie reporter on here but a senior hunter. With that being said I am happy to share info for Birmingham play if any of you guys get.

Up my way.

Thanks Orlando.

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Video Gold, Too funny.[/QUOTE]That's the easy way to get noticed by cops, but hey I'll give him props he's that old and still getting his fuck on.

[QUOTE=Jaypno1;2597368]That's the easy way to get noticed by cops, but hey I'll give him props he's that old and still getting his fuck on.[/QUOTE]He is a Marion county Reserve Deputy!

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I discovered that Kylie had changed location to downtown so I had to pull the trigger on this one since she is only 5 min. From my house. Kylie has a great personality and is a really sweet girl with a beautiful face and a long slender spinner body maybe 115 bs. She didn't rush and is good with conversation to get comfortable with each other first. In my dream everything was covered which is ok with girls that are as sexy as she is. She takes direction well and seemed to enjoy what she does. I will put her on my list of girls I will repeat with for sure. If you see her just know that she is safe and has a process to send you through that will make her more comfortable when you see her!

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Anyone try her she looks super hot and odds are not good that its her and then who knows what to expect from dream.

If anyone has had a dream of before please let us know.[/QUOTE]Pictures are fake, this is an instagram model. She happens to be currently pregnant as well, so don't know who you would run into if you called her.

Well. Heather of Casselberry. I don't really think I need to say it but here goes anyway.

Setup an hour dream for this young lady. Told to call back an hour before standard call system. Called back no answer but eventually got a text with address.

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Anyway. Got to the address given, Bogus BTW, a good 15 minutes early.

Finally got a text back from her telling me to come up. Uh. Wrong address was the reply. 10 min AFTER the appointment she sends me a nasty gram telling me if I am not there in 5 min the appointment is canceled. HAHA.

Finally got a text with the right address. Against my better judgement and reading horror stories. I knocked. Answered the door. She's cute and has a sweet temperament but.

If you are allergic to cats or have a sensitive sniffer. Stay away. Cat box needs to be cleaned and cat hair everywhere. Business end handled. Well sorta. I called for an hour but after getting there was told she only sees new clients for 1/2. Ok.

Upsell of all kinds offered for various menu options and she has a fascination with prostates I think she asked that one 4-5 times. Rub was mediocre at best and happily got out of there a $ shorter than when I went in.

My experience with this lady was not that good.

She was clock-watcher.

She was into rush.

She was not into DFK.

She was not into any kissing, even little.

She was not into touching her breasts.

She was in a hurry, and trying to make me uncomfortable, I don't know why.

But.

I must admit that she is beautiful. Except that she has a very big scar in her belly. Which she does not show in the pics.

Anyways, it may worth to try if you can guide her. Otherwise, she guides you.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2598752]Seems like she lifted the restriction of seeing AA on this ad. Might look good for some.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ForGOnly;2599350]Well. Heather of Casselberry. I don't really think I need to say it but here goes anyway.

Setup an hour dream for this young lady. Told to call back an hour before standard call system. Called back no answer but eventually got a text with address.

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Anyway. Got to the address given, Bogus BTW, a good 15 minutes early.

Finally got a text back from her telling me to come up. Uh. Wrong address was the reply. 10 min AFTER the appointment she sends me a nasty gram telling me if I am not there in 5 min the appointment is canceled. HAHA.

Finally got a text with the right address. Against my better judgement and reading horror stories. I knocked. Answered the door. She's cute and has a sweet temperament but.

If you are allergic to cats or have a sensitive sniffer. Stay away. Cat box needs to be cleaned and cat hair everywhere. Business end handled. Well sorta. I called for an hour but after getting there was told she only sees new clients for 1/2. Ok.

Upsell of all kinds offered for various menu options and she has a fascination with prostates I think she asked that one 4-5 times. Rub was mediocre at best and happily got out of there a $ shorter than when I went in.[/QUOTE]That's exactly what happened to me the last time I try to see her. I heard she's been doing this to lot of guys before.

[QUOTE=Newbie42;2599664]That's exactly what happened to me the last time I try to see her. I heard she's been doing this to lot of guys before.[/QUOTE]And still getting business. Who's to blame?

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Way back when she just started; getting in touch with her was a pain in the ass.

Finally out of the blue one day I met her and was all good.

Ask me to write a review which I did but she wanted that to be instant! Well it does not happen that way on the board, so to make a long story short she went Waco on me and sending me awful texts etc.

She went By polar.

So she has done the same thing of sending people including me to the wrong add and given them the BS that is you are not here (at her place) in 5 minutes you are done.

F. that s. And don'd fall for her BS.

Move on and look for another better provider there are plenty good ones.

SabrinaT.

The italian lady by 417.

All great ones.

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So this girl has been on my radar for about 18 months now. I'm glad I didn't see her then as it turns out. She had amazing reviews on anoThER site but I never pulled the trigger. Now that she popped up again I just had to complete this bucket list. Boy am I sure glad I did. In the dream I handed out $$$ and worth every penny. This girl is absolutely beautiful. Many mongers tend to exaggerate when they talk about how hot a girl is. I've seen 8's and 9's on the site that I thought were a 6 maybe a 7. This girls body is unbelievable. The best I have ever seen on a provider. She is also the most sexy beautiful provider I have seen and that includes asian jade. And we had an amazing time. YMMV but we made out the whole time. Daty dfk cfs. It was an incredible hour. I wish she was more in my budget because I would see her 2 x a week if she was $$.

[QUOTE=Newbie42;2599664]That's exactly what happened to me the last time I try to see her. I heard she's been doing this to lot of guys before.[/QUOTE]Precisely why she has her own thread.

Has anyone seen her?

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Ask me to write a review which I did but she wanted that to be instant! Well it does not happen that way on the board, so to make a long story short she went Waco on me and sending me awful texts etc.

F. that s. And don'd fall for her BS.

Move on and look for another better provider there are plenty good ones.

SabrinaT.

The italian lady by 417.

All great ones.[/QUOTE]Haha, yeah almost had let that slip my mind. Write a review X place for me. Don't think it was was she wanted cause I did get the nasty grams.

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So this girl has been on my radar for about 18 months now. I'm glad I didn't see her then as it turns out. She had amazing reviews on anoThER site but I never pulled the trigger. Now that she popped up again I just had to complete this bucket list. Boy am I sure glad I did. In the dream I handed out $$$ and worth every penny. This girl is absolutely beautiful. Many mongers tend to exaggerate when they talk about how hot a girl is. I've seen 8's and 9's on the site that I thought were a 6 maybe a 7. This girls body is unbelievable. The best I have ever seen on a provider. She is also the most sexy beautiful provider I have seen and that includes asian jade. And we had an amazing time. YMMV but we made out the whole time. Daty dfk cfs. It was an incredible hour. I wish she was more in my budget because I would see her 2 x a week if she was $$.[/QUOTE]300 fucking dollars? I know every monger has their own taste and wallet size but damn. I know members on here before have said, it's instance as this that make these girls think they have this golden pussy they can charge insane amounts for. I'm glad she was legit and it was a good time but damn my brother lol.

Regards.

SDG.

So bizarre!!

Do you have the right number now?

[QUOTE=Tiberious1491;2596018]OK I feel like the biggest dumbass on the planet. But maybe my pain might bring you some humor and help you from making the same mistake. A senior member had been gracious enough to give me Morgan's contact information. I was excited about setting an appointment. From his email I copied and paste the phone number into my smart phone to text Morgan. As instructed by the senior member, I mentioned his screen name & my screen name and said I'd like to set an appointment today. I was surprised I got a return text almost instantly. I thought it was odd that her incall was not at the same location that the senior member had told me. But I thought "what the heck people move around". When I mentioned to her that she had several great reviews, She seemed surprised. Again I thought that was odd but maybe she doesn't read the board. As you probably guessed by now this was not Morgan. Prior to reading the senior members email I was doing research on another provider. For whatever reason the copy and paste kept the old number I was researching. I had accidentally contacted Jennifer. A new provider in town who my research showed did not have enough information for me to feel comfortable scheduling an appointment. I don't blame her for my mistake but she never let on that she was not Morgan into I arrived at her location. Once I figured it out she would not allow me to retrieve my roses and cancel. So I continued the appointment which was the+ to see- at best. I would not recommend. All in all, it could have been much worse. I don't participate in the hobby often and when I do I like to research as much as possible. So when you think of it I really was going in completely blind. Which could have been a disaster! Moral to the story, doublecheck your copy paste and if things feel fishy take a moment to regroup. I hope this helps. I still feel like a dumbass LOL.

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[QUOTE=TrueCritic69;2600133]Has anyone seen her?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-sweet-sexy-super-hotlatina-1choiceready-to-play-cal/13044867[/URL][/QUOTE]I have tried seeing her twice. Both times she misdirected me to a certain spot. First time I think I saw management as her spotter. After arriving at the wrong location she tells me right location and then becomes NCNS. Second time she tired to misdirect me but I did not go to the spot, instead went to the presumed correct location. She gets mad and says to go to another location before she gives real location. I decided to give up.

[QUOTE=SDragonGuy;2600303]300 fucking dollars? I know every monger has their own taste and wallet size but damn. I know members on here before have said, it's instance as this that make these girls think they have this golden pussy they can charge insane amounts for. I'm glad she was legit and it was a good time but damn my brother lol.

Regards.

SDG.[/QUOTE]I would rather pay $$$ than $ or $$ for some skank I could pick up at wallys at closing time. Most of the advertisers on BP and here I wouldn't let pay me. A hot young GFE definitely worth the investment.

[QUOTE=TellMeWhy;2600357]I would rather pay $$$ than $ or $$ for some skank I could pick up at wallys at closing time. Most of the advertisers on BP and here I wouldn't let pay me. A hot young GFE definitely worth the investment.[/QUOTE]We do get what we pay for, and a lot of the times we don't get what we should for our coin. For the number of lovely hot ladies we have on this board at a much lower rate that are not skanks; many would agree that expensive doesn't always mean the best quality. I'm not busting you out for this, just having a discussion.

Regards.

SDG.

[QUOTE=TrueCritic69;2600133]Has anyone seen her?

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[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2586415]This ad just came up. Model class, but smells like morning bacon. I'd squeeze 400 lemons just for hhr LOL.

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Saw Nana at one of the regular motels on the northside. Caught her as she was checking in, so there was a bit of delay as she got in, unpacked, showered, etc. She kept me in the loop though, calling me back (after checking if that was okay) to give me updates. When was finally time, she had me park and she came out and got me. I wasn't too thrilled by that initially, but it was all good in the end.

The pictures are her. She is an attractive young woman with small breasts and an ass to die for. It is a thing of beauty.

She has some preshow rituals that I've not had before, but none of them were a problem. She asked the LE question multiple times. She did the LEO check (this is actually the first time I've ever gone through it, even though I've been doing this for years now). She also washed me down prior to business.

She was super attentive to my needs, very accommodating, asking if things were to my satisfaction, or if there was anything she could do, was very much into the session. Visit was DFK, DATY, CBJ, CG, Mish. $$/ hr.

Overall, great experience, and am looking forward to some return visits. She said she has only been posting for a few weeks. Prior to that she was in a SD / SB situation. Travels with her girlfriend, and there are double opportunities, but not sure they post about that. Didn't get to see her friend, but she said she was a blonde spinner type.

Yesterday had a dream visit on Idrive. Saw this petitie BP provider on I drive. Went thru the normal LEO check and then she gave me the hotel name and room #. She is not exactly like in the pic but ok. Clean room and no smoke smell, was good for me. She welcomed me with a mind blowing kiss. Good BBBJCIM, and sexy wet pussy. Have lot of options on the menu. Opted for some geek and FS. Ended up soon, but nice GFE skills.

Here is the link if anyone is interested.

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NB1.

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The daydream began much like any other. 2 call system to meet this nice little 20 something. Scheduled an hour visit. She had a friend with that was being quiet in another area. BBBJ and CFS were offered and she really aimed to please. She had a little issue with my size, New nickname The beast, so we invited her friend to join in to get the job done. All in all was a good dream left a donation for the friend as well and departed content.

She really is a sweetheart and even though the size was an issue made an A effort and had a great sense of humor about the whole situation.

Thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=JasonSeanMd;2600404]I think you should stay away from her. She likes playing games, I texted her and she gave me an address, before going there I texted again and then I noticed that she did not realize my number and gave me a different address. I suspected that something is going on. I did not start driving, I came back home, and after 1 hr, I again texted her if she is fine to meet. Then, she sent me another address. So, I think she likes playing. Probably she is assigning you to a spot first, then will give the correct place. May be she will never give. But anyways, you can't trust this lady. I suggest staying away from her.[/QUOTE]

Not disagreeing with you one bit. She was indeed fantastic every time, and I am not normally a fan of any lady I pay not offering certain GFE services, But I saw her many times.

All I really must say, to anyone looking to see her for the first time, is that this is either self promotion, a 'paid' advertisement, or an honest (while ignorant and naive) report by a 'monger' who got taken.

But, again just basing it off of my experience with her, maybe there are many others that have spent that much on one cup with her. Maybe tomorrow I win the Lottery.

There's always a chance.

Thanks mate for the info either way!

Lokm.

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So this girl has been on my radar for about 18 months now. I'm glad I didn't see her then as it turns out. She had amazing reviews on anoThER site but I never pulled the trigger. Now that she popped up again I just had to complete this bucket list. Boy am I sure glad I did. In the dream I handed out $$$ and worth every penny. This girl is absolutely beautiful. Many mongers tend to exaggerate when they talk about how hot a girl is. I've seen 8's and 9's on the site that I thought were a 6 maybe a 7. This girls body is unbelievable. The best I have ever seen on a provider. She is also the most sexy beautiful provider I have seen and that includes asian jade. And we had an amazing time. YMMV but we made out the whole time. Daty dfk cfs. It was an incredible hour. I wish she was more in my budget because I would see her 2 x a week if she was $$.[/QUOTE]