Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CSnow;7523956]Kidding of course, KD is my brother from another mother. I didn't think there is anyone with more appreciation of beautiful women than me, but he sure leaves me in the dust, LOL.

Great review of Roxanne. Another absolute superstar and ATF I was lucky to meet. The only thing that's different for me is that I find her face gorgeous. Perfect 10 for me. No disrespect meant to your opinion. It is funny how much looks are YMMV.[/QUOTE]Funny enough I think 7. 5 is a good score if you rate 5/10 as average. Roxanne is well above average, I'd call both Hailey and Vivi a 8, Sophia is like a 9. Sophia from the BBJSHBR whatever you call the Chain is still the prettiest AMP girl I've ever encountered. A 10 would be a girl I try to steal away and marry. LOL haven't met them yet.

But you're right. Beauty is still in the eye of the beholder but I'm glad because if we all liked the same girls we'd be fighting for time LOL.

I will have to see this new JM big boobed girl per KRD's review. I love them top heavy.

Finally got to see Roxanne / Emma. I had crossed paths with her at JM but I was there for Monica that day, I remember almost asking Monica if I could change girls because Emma's vibe was amazing. After the table shower Emma pulled off my towel in the hallway because Emma had told her I had a big dick and she likes them big. So today I msg the number and made an appointment, I went with a friend so we didn't request any specific girls. To my surprise, Emma was available and ready so I got up and went with her. She had recognized me. This was my first time in the "room of Sin" and I hope it won't be my last.

Right off the bat, emma stripped down and put her tongue down my throat. We made out for about 5 minutes and then I laid her down and started with FIV. I made my way down south and ate her out like it was my last meal. She got really into it and let me go as long as I wanted with a couple break in between. I had her pinned down and shaking. She asked if she could return the favor. After the BBBJ we put on the condom. We started off slow and then she finally gave me the green light to FUCK her. This girl can take long and hard strokes. Quivering and smiling the whole time, she's really vocal and extremely sexy when she gets going. After a couple of positions we took the condom off and she she used her thighs to simulate no condom sex. We ended our session with a some cim and more minutes of hot make out sessions.

After everything she took me into the bathroom and washed me and gave me some mouthwash. She told me she will be at JM next month.

I am happy I have a picture is us together, when I took a bunch out for last day. I look at it from time to time, she sat with me and acted like I was her boyfriend, holy shit felt so lucky.

[QUOTE=GeniusCasanova;7524050]Funny enough I think 7. 5 is a good score if you rate 5/10 as average. Roxanne is well above average, I'd call both Hailey and Vivi a 8, Sophia is like a 9. Sophia from the BBJSHBR whatever you call the Chain is still the prettiest AMP girl I've ever encountered. A 10 would be a girl I try to steal away and marry. LOL haven't met them yet.

But you're right. Beauty is still in the eye of the beholder but I'm glad because if we all liked the same girls we'd be fighting for time LOL.

I will have to see this new JM big boobed girl per KRD's review. I love them top heavy.[/QUOTE]

Bait and switch is the worst, trying to take advantage of the little head thinking. Props for driving so far and standing firm.

My trick is that I always have one or more backup plans at the ready. Usually to the slower shops. Then I can walk and the little head still has hope.

[QUOTE=Wheezy;7524020]Long time crabby lurker here.

I never post good reviews, I'm the worst. But I'm a selfish old son of a gun.

However, before I drink myself into oblivion (after Taco Bell), I wanted to post one mean review.

I love Tokyo spa. Highly recommend it normally. But today it really disappointed.

I called to make an appointment with Cassi. I did that because I heard she was gone perioding. But in the possibility that she was there, I made an appointment. Drove an hour, and turns out it was a bait and switch! Very irritating. I handed over my minimum wage sweaty dollars, and then took it back. I was promised a lot in returned by a person who claimed she was filling in for her. I appreciate the effort, but the one thing this illegitimate industry needs is honesty in advertising!

As I stuff my enormous gullet, I'm proud to have taken a stand for the American way. I want a hot Asian chick, I'm willing to pay. But you better deliver. Go Seahawks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7524424]My trick is that I always have one or more backup plans at the ready. Usually to the slower shops. Then I can walk and the little head still has hope.[/QUOTE]For some it's "Johnson". For others "Old Soldier", "The Big Guy", or "Big Monkey". But I think we've finally found the perfect name for your busy implement: "Mister Hopeful". If that doesn't capture the Doggy spirit in all its cheery splendor I don't know what does!

Does anyone know where Eva from Blue Jade went?

Any other Big Tit asians?

Pretty sure Eva out of the area. Maybe back to LA, has a following there.

[QUOTE=FakeGnus;7524653]Does anyone know where Eva from Blue Jade went?

Any other Big Tit asians?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FakeGnus;7524653]Does anyone know where Eva from Blue Jade went?

Any other Big Tit asians?[/QUOTE]She told me she was going to San Diego.

Usually I prefer to go to agency's since its more discreet, no interruptions, and I don't get rushed since there's no walk-ins disrupting, also girls are usually hotter and younger if you do your research. When AMPs are busy its usually ends in a bad time getting rushed, constant door bell ringing, showing up for appointment and still having to wait more than 30 minutes. All of that made me stopped going, but because of the AP thing going on I had to take a break from going to Bellevue.

Saw alot of hype about Hailey and wanted to give AMPs a try again. Made an appointment, got there in time and was not disappointed. It was a slow day, so there was no rush and no interruptions. I don't think I have to say much except she does indeed live up to the hype. All reviews about her are spot on. One of the most attractive AMP girls I've seen and on top of that gave an excellent service.

Visited Hailey today. Saw two Asians dudes walking in together. Had to wait for them to also they were out smoking when I was done. Kinda odd but whatever.

Holy shit ball Hailey. She is Angela 2. 0. Maybe better. She truly makes you feel like you are the only boyfriend in her world.

Our fellow monger already shared the experience 9 times already LOL but damn it was out of this world with lots of kissing, DATY, TUMS, BBBJ and CFS on Cg to finish.

Shit was amazing.

Saw Alex on my way out. She had shorter hair and super pretty face. Maybe she would be next but god damn, Hailey makes me forget there are other amazing girls this month that I have to meet.

[QUOTE=CSnow;7524013]TL; DR.

As if this review is not long enough LOL, here are my 7 prior reviews of her.

[/QUOTE]These diaries are on the verge of becoming the greatest tribute of one man's passion for his ideal woman since the Taj Mahal!

Made an appointment to see Lucky at Saturday 2/8 noon.

She is 5'3 ish maybe around 105 lbs. I'd say middle twenties.

Face:8/10 She's very cute with attractive smile and eyes.

Body: 8/10 slender with perfect C cup and Cute bubble ass with long legs, good to grab and spank from behind.

Service: 10/10 Lucky was enthusiastic and bubbly and enjoy from start to finish.

Start with Massage. Tuma for real and the flip, she start with BBBJ slow and deliberate, feel so great and then she perfect twins start slide all over on me through up with camel slide when we dfk and then 69 daty. Fiv her kittie Bush and she started moaning and Cover on and some CG, ACG and RCG until she got moan louder big O. Next K9, lazy K9, standing K9, standing missionary and ended in missionary with I rub the clit and she get louder and louder and her grip just getting tighter and whispers hun you make me cum multiple times and said let's finish together baby and give me kagel until I blow up with dfk.

After the main event, we just cuddled and kissing before she offered to give me a excellent massage and clean with the warm towels after that.

Excellent service, she's a mix of GFE / Pse.

I'll see her many more times before she left.

Thank you Lucky.

[QUOTE=FakeGnus;7524653]Does anyone know where Eva from Blue Jade went?

Any other Big Tit asians?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure what size you consider Big. Mimi and Lily at Best massage are nice and big. Hailey at Blue Jade has some nice ones too. These are probably all Cs and Ds.

Do you hobby with or without your wedding ring on? I've gone both ways and can't say I've noticed a difference. I see pros and cons to either. Curious others thoughts.

Hailey.

Blue Jade.

Banana Split, Whipped Cream and Cherries.

No Napkins.

Oral banana to clit orgasm (who knew? )

Fucked like animals.

11 of 11.

Unforgettable.

[QUOTE=ShogunHua;7525214]I'm not sure what size you consider Big. Mimi and Lily at Best massage are nice and big. Hailey at Blue Jade has some nice ones too. These are probably all Cs and Ds.[/QUOTE]Probably big like Eva the cumdump.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7524842]Pretty sure Eva out of the area. Maybe back to LA, has a following there.[/QUOTE]Barebacking Big Titty Asians usually have followings.

Decided to stop by Q today and kill some time. Lucky answered the door in a tight little dress. 5 ft 2 and cute face. MM Ds and very tight all around. Pretty good massage and the best BBBJ skills I have experienced in a long time. Routine 69, CG, CG, k9, and standing mission. Standard $$ donation and got an hour with her. Ended with a massage after a pop and she got real playful and got an extra hour with her for an additional $ and another pop. Good time spent and definitely GFE.

She was the only girl working today according to her so I don't know who else is going to be at Q since the goat Angela left. Lucky said she's here for 5 more days then headed back east. Would definitely see her again.

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;7522696]There is younger MT, but I got a grandma (mms?) which turned out to be not a bad thing. Massage was excellent, she hit all tense muscles and L1 was delivered expertly. What I did not appreciate is haggling though. I agreed to a $ thinking that will get me L2 but no, only L1 was on the table. The funny part is that mms herself did not expect to get a $ and was in disbelief when I handed the tip, and begged me to come back. Yeah, right LOL. If she handled the tipping smoothly I would have returned but hardcore haggling is too much of a turn off.[/QUOTE]If you're looking for spas in the Kirkland are, Liya (Market St) is one of a handful of stores that I consistently try to visit monthy when in town on business. It's a solid L1/ L2 store with younger pretty providers who don't skimp on the massage. Polite, well-groomed, and discerning gentleman may even find more than that.

The house fees in Kirkland are generally higher at 50/70 but if you actually like massage, it's definitely worth it to me. It's a very relaxing shop.

Current lineup is Lucky, Chloe, and I think the third girl is Nana.

It's also worth mentioning that Chinese NY is Sunday Feb 17. So many stores will have staff changes around then. I think Lucky will stay but ATF Chloe will be leaving on the 15th.

[QUOTE=StuntDriver;7526434]If you're looking for spas in the Kirkland are, Liya (Market St) is one of a handful of stores that I consistently try to visit monthy when in town on business. It's a solid L1/ L2 store with younger pretty providers who don't skimp on the massage. Polite, well-groomed, and discerning gentleman may even find more than that.

The house fees in Kirkland are generally higher at 50/70 but if you actually like massage, it's definitely worth it to me. It's a very relaxing shop.

Current lineup is Lucky, Chloe, and I think the third girl is Nana.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StuntDriver;7526577]It's also worth mentioning that Chinese NY is Sunday Feb 17. So many stores will have staff changes around then. I think Lucky will stay but ATF Chloe will be leaving on the 15th.[/QUOTE]Tuesday is Feb 17th BTW.

She kisses anything that comes near her. LOL. If that worried, maybe not cut out for this hobby.

[QUOTE=DyanRay;7527864]Watch out for her guys! Went today and she fucking kissed me on the eye before I could stop her! I am not a doctor and I know it's rare, but a kiss on the eye from someone with active herpes can potentially cause blindness. I was so fucking pissed that I had to stop myself from reflexively slapping her away because, at least to me, it seemed she intended to make contact with my eye. I mean who kisses someone on the goddamn eye? Keep your distance or wear glasses!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7527910]She kisses anything that comes near her. LOL. If that worried, maybe not cut out for this hobby.[/QUOTE]I can't even see the original post but reading it in your reply genuinely gave me a good belly laugh. LOL.

Met well reviewed Roxanne at Blue Jade for the first time in this weekend and I see why she gets the glowing reviews. Very pretty face, nice natural body, and a high level service queen. Very sensual and gives a very nice slow build-up. What really stood out was how joyful she seemed- very playful, and likes to sing while doing her soapy nuru service. Just seems happier in general than many girls, I suspect her playful attitude would play very well in a duo.

One note- someone previously reviewed her as being a cumdump / BBFS, and it sounds like some mongers are going in with that expectation. She wanted to share that was not the case, and that she thought someone perhaps was putting that out there due to a personal beef with her. No idea what the truth is, and as always YMMV, but if your primary motivation is slam dunk BBFS you may be disappointed. Worth visiting even without that service and I'd happily repeat.

Briefly met the other two girls, Alex who was younger and slimmer, very cute, and a skinny girl I'm assuming was probably Mira, sounds like she's already gone. Alex looked very promising and may have to be my next visit.

One other note, I was there early Saturday morning and the current quality lineup had the place hopping. Heard the front door probably 7-8 times? Got my full hour but had a bit of a wait to start. I have no idea where they're stashing these dudes while they wait, ninjas must be falling out of the closets there like a clown car.

Started the day wanting to to see Reya right around the corner, she is busy and I rather not see her right after. Drat.

Contacted JM and decided I'd see any of the stars working there now. MMS and I decided I was up for Irene. She is only (IMO) the hottest provider in the whole area, we are friends but I am still intimidated by her reserved manner, always desperately want to feel she is actually is glad I am there. Things did not start well as after she met me at the door she suggested I could see Ruby or Chanel (both great options) I think there was some mix-up and she had already taken another dude back thinking he was the appointment. I was left feeling she didn't want to see me and texted Chanel to come rescue me.

I laid down of the table half thinking or leaving and Irene gets back the mix-up seemingly resolved. I have mixed emotions and just lay in silence and she did her outstanding thai massage. Silence suits her just fine so she just worked and I started to lose my defensiveness as she does such a great job and actually transitions to wonderful caresses. I got up and asked her to lay down and I gave her a short massage as well, her body, with dark skin, long slender legs, and awesome tattoos, combined with that luscious hair is a sight to behold. She made nice appreciative sounds as I worked, this Shogun idea the best ever. She flipped and gave me some kisses that convinced me we were just fine (I'm so easy.) I covered her neck and breasts with kisses, then started in on DATY. Its been my goal forever to make this girl orgasm, but I've never felt close, I read that guys with big units or perhaps better technique get it done but not me. The view in DATY is spectacular. This time its sounding promising she moves around a bit and eventually lays me down for 69 and gets even more responsive with her hips, its a fantastic BBBJ, As usual she does not pop but seems into things and grabs the cover and starts me in RCG, then I ask her to spin around and I get her famous CG, we move to standing mish I am just unbelievably turned on by her looks and feel, she is more vocal that she has ever been with me we move to doggy on the table, that body and those tattoos mesmerizing finally flip and pound hard for my finish. No surprise.

Then things got interesting.

I'm still wearing the cover, telling her how much I appreciate her and I rest my head on her stomach. I decide to give that kitty one last work over as a parting gesture. I slide down and work this freshly fucked snatch and Irene grabs my head and moans and clearly wants more. I get excited and start working harder and eventually I talk to Irene and we start working as a team with the same goal in mind. She said she doesn't come easily and I'm getting to excited and pushing too hard on her clit. I HAVE to keep it soft and slow for even longer than I am imagining. Looking back this was my same problem With Angela a few weeks back. This time Irene was actively helping and it was so gratifying that she really wanted to pop, I was doing 80% of the work then falling short. I felt like we were over on time but she grabbed my head and I went slow and rhythmic and finally I felt her body rock, she gave a loud moan and started to quiver. Juice was produced.

We cleaned up and Irene talked about how difficult that is for her I was just filled with gratitude. I don't think I'm her idea of a perfect lover but she was nice enough and felt close enough to have a real moment of intimacy with me.

Thank you baby, deeply.

I'll talk about another major goal met today with a post over on the Tacoma / FedWay board.