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[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1107892]Qualifications have little to do with being a professional as the world's "oldest profession" is strictly a monetary gain career. An amateur maybe more qualified than a professional but they are not paid, thus they are an amateur."[/QUOTE]Fine. I'm a professional. I'm "professional" at a lot of things then I guess. I'm a professional photographer. I'm a professional singer. I'm a professional black jack player. I'm a professional model. I'm a professional bartender. I'm a professional landscaper. I'm a professional carpenter. I'm a professional baker. I'm a professional painter. Oh yeah and I'm a professional escort. Does everyone feel better now?

Kisses,

SM

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1116556]

[QUOTE=ConcordGuy; 1116249]Fine. I'm a professional. I'm "professional" at a lot of things then I guess. I'm a professional photographer. I'm a professional singer. I'm a professional black jack player. I'm a professional model. I'm a professional bartender. I'm a professional landscaper. I'm a professional carpenter. I'm a professional baker. I'm a professional painter. Oh yeah and I'm a professional escort. Does everyone feel better now?

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]I know I do LOL Well Almost needing someone kinky can't find her

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1116556][QUOTE=ConcordGuy; 1116249]Fine. I'm a professional. I'm "professional" at a lot of things then I guess. I'm a professional photographer. I'm a professional singer. I'm a professional black jack player. I'm a professional model. I'm a professional bartender. I'm a professional landscaper. I'm a professional carpenter. I'm a professional baker. I'm a professional painter. Oh yeah and I'm a professional escort. Does everyone feel better now?

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]You are truly a professional landscaper? How much do you charge for some work around the house.

[QUOTE=Aces Strong; 1116804][QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1116556]You are truly a professional landscaper? How much do you charge for some work around the house.[/QUOTE]I do this thing that I call "Rent A Wife". I have 15 years experience as a "wife". There is a flat daily rate. You can have me for an entire day. I do laundry, yard work, cooking, cleaning, shopping and all the other things a "Perfect" wife would do to make you (happy). Without the BS and the nagging. All the fun stuff and more. Let me know when you are ready for me to be your "perfect wife" for the day.

Kisses,

SM

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1116556][QUOTE=ConcordGuy; 1116249]Fine. I'm a professional. I'm "professional" at a lot of things then I guess. I'm a professional photographer. I'm a professional singer. I'm a professional black jack player. I'm a professional model. I'm a professional bartender. I'm a professional landscaper. I'm a professional carpenter. I'm a professional baker. I'm a professional painter. Oh yeah and I'm a professional escort. Does everyone feel better now?

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]I'm a professional massage therapist. I'm a professional manicurist. I'm a professional mechanic. I'm a professional logger (cut down trees and turn them into firewood). I'm a professional farmer. I'm a professional maid. I'm a professional dog groomer. I'm a professional hair colorist. I'm a professional banquet server. I'm a professional vehicle transporter and OH yeah, I'm a professional escort. Does everyone feel better now?

Kisses,

SM

I went to see her to night at a hotel out east. So as I knocked on her door at the hotel I was greeted by her pimp I guess. I didn't stick around to find out but it was a black guy that opened the door for me and I'm like WTF so I hauled ass out of there! Be very careful if you call this one!

[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wanna-play-with-a-sexy-red-25/3482518[/url]

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1116951]

[QUOTE=Aces Strong; 1116804]I do this thing that I call "Rent A Wife". I have 15 years experience as a "wife". There is a flat daily rate. You can have me for an entire day. I do laundry, yard work, cooking, cleaning, shopping and all the other things a "Perfect" wife would do to make you (happy). Without the BS and the nagging. All the fun stuff and more. Let me know when you are ready for me to be your "perfect wife" for the day.

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]I don't know about renting wives, the wives I've had were more expensive than hiring a crew to do the work and seeing an escort. I've always heard eskimo pussy is awfully cold but not like a pissed off wife's. I wouldn't know, I never got any from a pissed off wife. The term,"perfect wife", really f-cks with my head.

[QUOTE=Bmack; 1117109]I went to see her to night at a hotel out east. So as I knocked on her door at the hotel I was greeted by her pimp I guess. I didn't stick around to find out but it was a black guy that opened the door for me and I'm like WTF so I hauled ass out of there! Be very careful if you call this one!

[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wanna-play-with-a-sexy-red-25/3482518[/url]

[/QUOTE]I don't know who you are my man but I know Chrissy. I've been seeing her UTR for over a year now, fact is, she's not the kind of girl that would have a pimp, black, white or others! I asked her about this and she said it never happened. So I asked her has she been getting calls by pimps trying to obtain her services since she posted and she told me yes. Her reply to me was,"Why would I give my hard earned money to some asshole when I've done all the work", she's a little spacey, but I would vouch for her any day of the week. I don't know you sir, but I do know her, and if she said it never happened, then based on my experiences with her, I don't think it did. By the way, she is not a drug user as far as I can tell, but she does have kids that she does her best to take care of. If you are not a legit poster, and in fact a guy that's mad because you couldn't obtain her services, you're wrong. Guys on this forum know that I would never stick my neck out for someone unless I thought they were legit, I've always tried to tell it like it is, and I'm doing so now. BBT.

I like that firey red hair. Wish I knew how to get in touch with her. Looks like she has a great ass. I would tell the pimp to wait his turn down the street. Once I finish she will not want him anymore.

SS2

I don't think for a second that was a pimp either. I, too, have become quite friendly with her and do know she has black friends, guy friends, whatever they may be, but pimp, I really doubt it. She is actually really sweet, and I've seen her several times, taken her to lunch, the whole nine yards, never had any inkling of trouble. Oh, that thing she is doing with her legs behind her head, yeah, that's for real.

[QUOTE=Bmack; 1117109]I went to see her to night at a hotel out east. So as I knocked on her door at the hotel I was greeted by her pimp I guess. I didn't stick around to find out but it was a black guy that opened the door for me and I'm like WTF so I hauled ass out of there! Be very careful if you call this one!

[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wanna-play-with-a-sexy-red-25/3482518[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1116951]

[QUOTE=Aces Strong; 1116804]I do this thing that I call "Rent A Wife". I have 15 years experience as a "wife". There is a flat daily rate. You can have me for an entire day. I do laundry, yard work, cooking, cleaning, shopping and all the other things a "Perfect" wife would do to make you (happy). Without the BS and the nagging. All the fun stuff and more. Let me know when you are ready for me to be your "perfect wife" for the day.

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]I have some wood work that needs polishing.

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1116951]

[QUOTE=Aces Strong; 1116804]I do this thing that I call "Rent A Wife". I have 15 years experience as a "wife". There is a flat daily rate. You can have me for an entire day. I do laundry, yard work, cooking, cleaning, shopping and all the other things a "Perfect" wife would do to make you (happy). Without the BS and the nagging. All the fun stuff and more. Let me know when you are ready for me to be your "perfect wife" for the day.

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]I think some of the things I consider the "perfect wife" to be are illegal this side of the Mason-Dixon, LOL. If you think you're game.

[QUOTE=Sureshot2; 1117408]I like that firey red hair. Wish I knew how to get in touch with her. Looks like she has a great ass. I would tell the pimp to wait his turn down the street. Once I finish she will not want him anymore.

SS2[/QUOTE]You do know she has a phone number posted in her ad right? Its there.

So my wife for a day do I get to go play golf all day after we mess the bed up?

You're still gorgeous darling.

Tuck in memphis.

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1116951][QUOTE=Aces Strong; 1116804]I do this thing that I call "Rent A Wife". I have 15 years experience as a "wife". There is a flat daily rate. You can have me for an entire day. I do laundry, yard work, cooking, cleaning, shopping and all the other things a "Perfect" wife would do to make you (happy). Without the BS and the nagging. All the fun stuff and more. Let me know when you are ready for me to be your "perfect wife" for the day.

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]

I see there is a new advertiser on BP named "Angel".19 why / o exotic girl in red lingerie. Only 2 ads from her. Looks like she is only about 16 in her pictures. Anyone know of her?