Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=CaseyX;6587637]One thing I forgot to mention in my trip report last week was the valet at Landing Strip. Now it's no surprise that they insist on valet. That's been well documented here. But what really threw me was when the valet guy said "you're good to go" without giving me a ticket. I had to insist and then he went inside to get me a ticket. Now maybe this isn't a scam. Maybe they are just really good at remembering who came in with what car. But there's no way that I'm giving up my vehicle without receiving something in return proving that that I did. Especially when it's a rental car that has nothing in it that shows that it's mine. This left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth (which fortunately the girls made me forget about).

I'm not looking to start another thread ranting about valet parking here. But I thought this was worth mentioning. Ask for a ticket.[/QUOTE]And he wanted a tip after I waited for him to both take my car and get my car.

Visited Landing Strip on the Tuesday after Labor Day. Not surprisingly it was pretty quiet. Very few customers in the place but I'd say the lineup was decent. Dancers I noticed included:

- Layla, a cute, busty African-American with a killer smile.

- Mariah, long black hair, mixed (once again, she was occupied during my visit.

- Spicy, short, busty Filipino who is there every time I am.

- Violet- she is well-known to the board.

- Aria, tall, white, dirty blonde, fairly plain looking in my opinion.

- Emma, beautiful, white, skinny blonde.

- Lilana, hispanic, long dirty blonde / light brunette hair- was looking very fit today.

Went with Layla and had a good time (everything covered) for $$.

[QUOTE=MSmithy;6591894]Baby wipes. Just saying. Cleaner than the bathroom would be my guess.[/QUOTE]Real pros [I]always[/I] carry baby wipes on them. They're usually the very first thing they reach for after activities are finished. If they're polite, they offer you one as well.

Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.

[QUOTE=EatonBeaver;6591913]Learned this myself the hard way. Choked it down while tearing up and went back to licking. She was really enjoying it and I didn't want to spoil the mood. I knew then that anyone that said it isn't piss is full of shit. Never again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;6593807]Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.[/QUOTE]That's a crock. Either way, who cares? It's ammonia, water, and countless other waste chemicals. Disgusting and should not be ingested. It's one thing if it happens by accident but this is not a healthy lifestyle.

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;6593807]Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.[/QUOTE]Sterile urine is a myth. I admit to believing this rumor until I confirmed it was false.

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;6593807]Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.[/QUOTE]I don't think the issue is how sterile or not urine is; the issue is most often the smell.

I have never experienced squirting or GS play, but I do know it's pretty niche.

Those that are into the fetish also tend to be picky about diet as it impacts the smell and potency. If she smokes or consumes high oxalate things, it will be more pungent, which is a turn off for normal guys, especially since most don't properly hydrate, concentrating it further.

[QUOTE=JackOfClubs;6591056]She is usually there Wed-Thurs Fri dayshift, just so you know she has huge fake titties and one HUGE fake ass so she is pretty hard to miss.[/QUOTE]I'm confident her chest is real but I wasn't sure about the ass, it felt super soft but it looked way too perfect to be natural I asked her it it was real nad of course she said yes LOL. Honestly Top 5 nicest asses I've ever seen in person. She's super laid back with braces and a cute European accent.

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;6593807]Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.[/QUOTE]A Sterile waste product. Isn't that an oxymoron?

Hi There,

Planning to visit Strip Club 30 min radius from Novi area during afternoon hours 3 to 5 pm. Anyone has any info which club should go during the day time?

Visited Flight CLub last Sunday night. Girls were little expensive.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=RayLatoole;6596890]A Sterile waste product. Isn't that an oxymoron?[/QUOTE]"Sterility" refers to the absence of microorganisms. Normal urine lacks bacteria, yeast, or fungi. Therefore it is indeed a "sterile" waste product (unlike stool! However, its composition is such that it can make you sick if you drink it. From the web: "Urine is mostly water (95% The rest is urea (2% creatinine (0.1% uric acid (0.03% And other ions and molecules in lesser amounts."

If you have microorganisms in your urine, then it is not sterile. Instead, you have a urinary tract infection. Women are more prone to them than men, as the urethra is much shorter.

Not all of us in this thread are RKelly.

Spend any more time in this thread talking about urine and some of us might start getting. . .

. . Pissed off.

[QUOTE=NorthVille;6597130]Hi There,

Planning to visit Strip Club 30 min radius from Novi area during afternoon hours 3 to 5 pm. Anyone has any info which club should go during the day time?

Visited Flight CLub last Sunday night. Girls were little expensive.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Those are going to be the closest to Novi and have extras. If you don't care about FS the closest 8 Mile club is Trumpp's.

[QUOTE=NorthVille;6597130]Hi There,

Planning to visit Strip Club 30 min radius from Novi area during afternoon hours 3 to 5 pm. Anyone has any info which club should go during the day time?

Visited Flight CLub last Sunday night. Girls were little expensive.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Try Landing Strip.

Does anyone have any kind of report regarding Subi's on Northline in Southgate?

Urine has harmless trace levels of bacteria. One could argue it isn't truly sterile. Researchers say saliva has much more bacteria in it. Take your pick.

[QUOTE=ChimilDetin;6598191]Not all of us in this thread are RKelly.

Spend any more time in this thread talking about urine and some of us might start getting. . .

. . Pissed off.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jackbb;6598895]Does anyone have any kind of report regarding Subi's on Northline in Southgate?[/QUOTE]Was just there this afternoon. 3 dancers, two thick AA and a younger white girl. Four customers. White girl spent all her time with a regular. I hadn't been there in 15 years but it's pretty much the same as last visit. Spent time with "Dice. " Her skin was freezing, she was sweating profusely and had a bad nose bleed. Claimed she was nervous. Nobody was in the parking lot when I got there but lot troll chased me down to inform me it's $7 valet all day. It will probably be another 15 years before I go back.

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;6598976]Urine has harmless trace levels of bacteria. One could argue it isn't truly sterile. Researchers say saliva has much more bacteria in it. Take your pick.[/QUOTE]This is true, you have native flora in your urinary tract (read: bacteria that is supposed to be there). I would not say that urine is sterile, nor would I say that I have a pee fetish. That being said, Sandra blasting my face is still hot every time LOL.

That being said: Went down to SC this afternoon. There was a good selection of dancers! Some really hot skinny white girls with tattoos, one had pierced nips and darker hair. I didn't catch her name, but I was thinking about tipping her and seeing what she was all about. Chloe approached me and asked if I wanted company which is promptly told her to scram. Sandra was up talking to somebody else, I caught her eye and she came over and we talked. Chit chatted a bit and she kept rubbing me up and down and asked if I wanted to get off after getting off from work, which I laughed and obliged her. Date very similar to my previous report. She is a true hotty, a champion, and all around fun chick. Other girls could stand a lot to learn from her, it'd really make the industry a lot more fun for everyone.

Anyone know what bar this is?

[QUOTE=DetroitLife;6599742]Anyone know what bar this is?[/QUOTE]Sorry tech issues. Does anyone know what bar these two work at?

[QUOTE=DetroitLife;6600108]Sorry tech issues. Does anyone know what bar these two work at?[/QUOTE]It is at Criket.

[QUOTE=MareloboMex;6600241]It is at Criket.[/QUOTE]That's what I thought. Thanks.

[QUOTE=DetroitLife;6600108]Sorry tech issues. Does anyone know what bar these two work at?[/QUOTE]Those two look like two reasons not to go to SC.

[QUOTE=DetroitLife;6600108]Sorry tech issues. Does anyone know what bar these two work at?[/QUOTE]Is Sandra one of these two in the photo?

[QUOTE=Lamarr;6600913]Is Sandra one of these two in the photo?[/QUOTE]No, Daisy is on left and Lily on the right. I've only seen Daisy night shift. Lily does both shifts.

[QUOTE=Chaseman;6601239]No, Daisy is on left and Lily on the right. I've only seen Daisy night shift. Lily does both shifts.[/QUOTE]Looking back at previous post I guess I already asked about her before. LOL. After the purge of the 8 Mile clubs I have not been to a bar in a while. Penthouse was always my "go-to". Instagram has me considering a few and "Daisy" was one of them. She never responds to DMs and I can feel the arrogance on social media so I'm a little suspicious about her performance at the club. I only see her mentioned once on the board and it appears she has GPS as I suspected.

[QUOTE=Lamarr;6600913]Is Sandra one of these two in the photo?[/QUOTE]Sandra is about the same as or slightly bigger than those two.

Busier than last visit- most booths were full and the bar was busy. Quality of girls remained decent with some new (at least to me) faces I hadn't seen before- unfortunately didn't catch their names- one was a short, stacked, light-skinned African-American who seemed to be the definition of brick house. The other was white, had curly light brown hair and really knew how to move on stage. Names I did catch were:

Kendall (who left early).

Emma.

Piper (very friendly).

Mariah.

Fancy.

Mandy.

Laila.

Spicy.

Harley.

Amber.

[QUOTE=DrCumReturns;6590292]It seems she's been going by Liz lately. She quoted me 120 for a ss bbfscip and squirting. And she seemed very excited about the BBFS part. She's over in Southfield.

[URL]https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/3135252846[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen her and can verify she's a no condom kind of girl. I believe she's mentioned on the raw board.

[QUOTE=JonMels;6604138]I've seen her and can verify she's a no condom kind of girl. I believe she's mentioned on the raw board.[/QUOTE]Is she worth seeing? I've been thinking about meeting up with her, but I haven't committed yet.

With my work winding down on this side of town I decided to hit up the cricket once more before I'm out of the area for awhile. I got there around 230. There were a few customers and about a dozen dances. I was first approached by Angel. She's a white girl with long dark hard, nice small tiddies and a little belly. Very cute. She sits down and we chat a bit. She's a bit awkward but very adorable and we chat a bit. She asks about a dance I tell her I'm not quite ready yet. She gets up and after awhile Tori comes up. She's taller and curvier, nice sexy figure and face, nice ass. We chat, I rub her legs a bit and eventually she brings up dances. She does allow DATY, no kissing and everything covered. Not really what I'm looking for at the moment. I get approached by a goofy looking blonde, who a shoo away, a pretty hot middle eastern girl, and an older black woman too. I wasn't really interested In starting the conversation process again so after Angel gets off stage I motion her over and we talk details. Pretty open to anything except anal. We agree for warm up dances DATY and uncovered play for 200. Take her back and off to the races. She had a really great kitty, nice and lippy like I like it. She did lots of moaning, and after a few songs starts giving me a really solid BBBJ. After I'm warmed up she hops on and rides for awhile, then I bend her over and get her from behind. She requested I pull out so I covered her little booty. We get cleaned up, good bye hug and I'm out of there. Overall a good time. Not as good as my dances with Sandra, but by no means bad, and I can confidently give her my DrCums Seal of Approval!

All in all really enjoyed my times at the cricket. I'm bummed I won't be able to go for awhile but my wallet will certainly thank me LOL I've definitely preferred going here vs bogies or hanks. It's nice not coming out smelling like a bar, and the girls have been consistently much hotter during the day time too.

Hey guys,

I am the best man in my brothers wedding. I'm trying to get some dancers for the party. Whats the best way to go about this? LOL If you all know any dancers who do private parties that would be great as well.

I read on Facebook that they're supposed to be finally reopened in mid October. That should be interesting. Is it even worth my time and money?

[QUOTE=DrCumReturns;6604256]Is she worth seeing? I've been thinking about meeting up with her, but I haven't committed yet.[/QUOTE]I'd say she's worth it, but: Obvious demons, crap communications. But if you get her when she's right, she's a really good time.

[QUOTE=DrCumReturns;6604256]Is she worth seeing? I've been thinking about meeting up with her, but I haven't committed yet.[/QUOTE]No.

She's awful, will not repeat.

[QUOTE=Rgv956;6609547]No.

She's awful, will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Her best days are long behind her, maybe several years ago she may have been willing to do anything for some change but she was a little younger and had some less mileage. Not even sure why she is being talked about in the club section though.

Hello! Long, long time lurker, first time poster. I started some time around 2011 or so when I first moved to MI for college. I was lucky to find out about this forum early on in my mongering hobby; I've learned so much and put it to good use. I thought I'd introduce myself and chime in with my experiences and some of my favorites. My primary spot is Landing Strip (I guess because it's the first strip club I ever went to) but I've been to a few other places (BTs, Trumpps, SC, FC) but not more than 1-3 times.

It's been fun to read through reports with familiar names of dancers that were similar to my experiences!

Planning on another post soon with some of my experiences over time.

I had to take a break from the hobby last December due to some personal circumstances, but I'm excited that today will mark my return! Thinking of hitting up BT's and LS (of course). Any worthwhile recommendations to see at those places? (Mostly into slender, lithe dancers, occasionally the hardbody types but sometimes a personality can make a difference hehe).

Hey anyone, saw Miley at fight club. Super cute brunette with good curves and prob solid D's. Was so impressed by her BBBJ skills that I forgot to ask what days / times she works. Anyone know her schedule? Also side note. Looking for girls with the Biggest tits around the dearborn / inkster area. Mostly just never played with some giant ones and want to give it a go. Thanks ya'll.

[QUOTE=DrCumReturns;6604256]Is she worth seeing? I've been thinking about meeting up with her, but I haven't committed yet.[/QUOTE]Definitely no; sources indicate that all the condom-free action has caught up with her.

While I have had a very good streak of luck with several dancers the past couple of weeks, I became overconfident one afternoon at BT's this week and ignored all the bad signals from one I chose to go with to the VIP. Amira, a slender taller girl with vaguely Mediterranean looks, long dark hair, slender figure with ample curves looked like a good time, but wasn't. She quoted me an absurdly high price for everything, but quickly came down to the price I named and I wouldn't budge.

But as soon as we got in the back, she demanded payment upfront; and even though I refused initially, I eventually caved and handed it to her. That was my cardinal mistake. After she put away my money, she cut short the DATY, began CBJ and informed me FS was an additional fee beyond what she agreed to at the booth. I reminded her of our bargain and she pretended she didn't agree to FS.

Although she resumed the BJ, Amira ended the session shortly afterwards by getting dressed and walking out, leaving me very dissatisfied. Caveat emptor with all the peelers, regardless of successful previous encounters with other girls.