Mermaid Is for One and Done Tourists
[QUOTE=RayLatoole;6770190]Has anyone been to Mystic Mermaid Massage lately. There are some old reports that she's not as sensual as one would like. Reviews are a couple of years old. Texting with her she says she's over by Gulf Harbor in a private location.[/QUOTE]Mermaid offers lots of innuendo but doesn't ever make good. She is fully dressed, delivers only a half assed massage, no extras. Is then willing to imply future visits for more money will be better. Tried once. It was no better, only more salesmanship with no delivery. Not even a decent massage at high rates. And as a cherry on top he attitude is terrible.
Totally agree with both of you
[QUOTE=PorkSword;6771210]This report could not have said it better!! Boycott this loser!![/QUOTE]Not quite sure why she even does this, except for only to make a few bucks on first timers being baited with false advertising. Total one and done with me.