Who here remembers Sarah Smiles?
Recently been in touch with the little minx. She's said I could share her digits "yes, now, asap, plez" senior members let me know.
Jackie. Okay as long as everything in reach is nailed down.
So, I was out and about on the K last night and on Jasper, north of Huntingdon, ran into Jackie, a blond WSW. Fairly pretty face, pretty sure she's been reviewed here before. She agreed to. 30 for a BBBJ, so we went to a discreet spot. On the way, she was nodding a little, so I was already writing this one off. She perked up when we got there, and gave me a decent BBBJ but toward the end her effort was pretty half-assed, complaining I was big, etc. , and dodging at the critical moment. I was disinclined to give her a tip as she asked for, so I didn't. Dropped her off at the Chinese joint just south of Somerset on the way back and instantly after doing so, noticed that my high-end vape was missing, so I turned right around, marched myself back into the Chinese joint and demanded it back. She denied taking it, but I could see it in her handbag, so I told her to walk out of the store before I got angry, which she did. She got back into the front seat. I told her I knew she had it, I could see it, and I'd be willing to give her $10 for it back since it would save me the trouble of replacing it, and if she didn't, things were going to get very bad for her very quickly. She thought it over for a sec and gave it up. I reached behind her and took out my 9 mm (which I legally carry) and told her she made a good choice, and to get out of my sight and stay there. She did so, in a hurry. Not that I was going to risk going to jail for a vaporizer, but I wanted to give her the fear of God, so to speak. So overall: Pedestrian service at best, lowlife thief. Many better options out there.
Wish I had a $1 for every dude I helped find p*ssy or stay out of trouble!
[QUOTE=Ump1969;2892673]You might notice from my number of posts that I have been at this for awhile. From reading these posts, it sounds like you Philly fanatics might be having more fun than us Chicagoans. I will be in your fun city the first week of June. I noticed a couple of street names in the latest posts, but nothing really specific. Can you Philly experts help out an.
Alien monger with the best places to look? If nervous about LEO, feel free to send me a private.[/QUOTE]Well if you have been at it awhile I'm going to say I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. You see there is still something to learn. First of which is that this Site is a wonderful resource if one takes the time to avail themself of what it has to offer. (but I digress and apologize for the douchery. Can't save everyone from danger).
So if you hear some sarcasm here just know. We get guys like you 2-3 times a month. Always with their hand out. Then some kind sole helps them out and we NEVER hear anything in return Sigh.
But maybe some azzh*le will come along and point out that there are "stroll maps" for pretty much the entire USA collected all in one place! Forum > Special Interests > Amateurs > SW Maps.
But if one is so experienced then why hasn't one done what any right minded monger might do when wandering into a new area? I. e. RTFT! After all since this question has been answered at least 3 times this year one would surely see how easy it is to scroll to the bottom of the main Philly index page, find the "User Blog" section and see whole thread dedicated to the very topic one queried about? (you don't expect me to "spoon feed" you a direct link do you?)
But I just scrolled back several pages and forgot that Gator posted a L-O-N-G and detailed review of block by block where to find each girl! 6409 And you say you read the thread? Huh? I even gave clues at 6396.
If you are coming into Philly and expecting to apply nice MidWestern techniques here in one of the toughest 'hoods on the east coast, well good luck! I have lived in the Midwest and have been in Cicero and that ain't no Kensington. Hope you have the 22 Rules ingrained as well as the advice about dealing with LE in the "Busted: A Citizen's Guide To... " video as when Phillys Finest stop yer azz, it is no time to try to remember the advice. Hey, I'm just sayin'. Oh and there is some valuable discussion about ripoffs and techniques in the thread too - if anyone cares?
So now you have a free "hand-out" and some sound advice, we'll see if you bother to even acknowledge the help, let alone report back on what you found!
Good luck, stay safe!