Printable View
[QUOTE=MrLongwood;3481489]Does $ mean 100?
So $$ means 200?
Or does it mean 10. Rookie here to this lingo. Will a 20 $ tip do the trick or what.[/QUOTE]Look at ABBREVIATIONS tab, you can find it up top of webpage in the medium blue header stripe.
$$ is supposed to be 200 roses / 200 dollars.
$. 5 is 150 roses / 150 dollars.
0. 2 is 20 roses / 20 dollars. I think. LOL.
IMHO, a 0. 2 tip should do for a HE with OTC roaming. Just my opinion, but others do more, like 0. 4 it seems as normal.
Daniela has recently started to offer massage services and has been posting to Craigslist located in FM. Visited her a couple weeks back and received a very good 60 min massage. No upgrades available on at least the first visit and stayed out of reach. 100 for covered massage is steep considering how much other legit LMT charge in the area that are as good or even better. Nice office, very clean, hot towels. Overall a very nice experience. Not sure if anyone else has had the chance to visit and had a different experience.
[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/stressanxietypaincall/6233802530.html[/URL]
Has anyone been to an AMP in Naples since the hornet's nest was kicked?
[QUOTE=JacobsBrian99;3483627]Has anyone been to an AMP in Naples since the hornet's nest was kicked?[/QUOTE]My electrician saw my post and told me about a dream he had recently about getting a massage down by the wooded lake. He had a hard day at work and felt like he needed some relaxation. He went in and figured if all he got was a massage he would be happy. Out walks mamasan (5/10 looks) who says she's the only one working, but hey, he really just needed a massage anyway. They go into the room and he disrobed, never put a towel on. She comes back in and gets to work on a nice massage. She climbs up with her legs straddling his ears and gives a decent massage. My electrician tried to roam a bit but she got down and readjusted his arms off to the side. She moved to the side leaving his arm between her legs so he tried to caress and roam again only to be rebuffed a second time. He settled in and decided to just enjoy the massage (7/10). She finished the back and moved to the legs and playfully slapped his still bare cheeks. My electrician opened his legs a little wider but she still didn't go for anything or than a few occasional brushes against the boys. On the flip she moved next to his hand and asked if he was ok. The look in her eyes said there was more on the menu. He caressed her arm lightly and asked to see her tits. She obliged and let him touch and play while she moved her hands down. She used a hand gesture and my electrician said sure let's do it. She jumped on top and went to town jerking that cock while playing with her perky nipples. She soon went to both hands and my electrician blew his fuse. Massage was. 5, HE. 5. Mamasan gave a decent massage and knew how to give a good rub. My electrician hopes to dream of that place again and she if there's someone else available.
A new Asian massage place opened up in Lehigh recently and I haven't seen a review so I did the TOFT. I almost went yesterday but there were 2 deputies in the parking lot. I tried this morning but saw the Fox4 Now van there. This Asian lady 40-45 was the only one present. The 1 hour fee was $65. Did the usual back and then on the flip she concentrated mostly on the feet. She kept about 4-5 inches away from the boys on the flip and kept things covered. So it was pretty much a straight forward massage. She did tell me she lives in Lehigh and gave me a coupon for $10 off the next visit. She did seem a little wary so I don't know if it just a regular massage or being a little paranoid. I will repeat as it was a good massage and she hinted more will be on the menu next time. Will give report next week and let all of you know.
Saw the ad from Paula today in the massage section. Did some research, but could find no reviews, so decided I would do the TOFFT today.
In a word, AVOID.
She advertized a "professional set-up in a quaint, private home". As some may guess, that turned out to be a bed in a trailer home at the back of a trailer park.
I was looking forward to the massage from one who is "well-trained in the art of pleasure and relaxation".
Absolutely no training at all. No real massage, just rubbing with massive quantities of skin cream. She talked non-stop through the entire session.
The pictures are somewhat close.....a few years old, but nonetheless more flattering than reality.
Massive cups, but top did not come off. Session ended with HE, again with volumes of skin cream.
Cost, as advertized on BP ad, was .8 There are definitely better options at this price point.
Would I repeat? Will never happen.
http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/941-212-1172-slow-soft-touch-mmmm-80-i-am-in-private-home-you-will-get-what-u-need/33810638
[QUOTE=DjSunshine;3475684]Funny I been there too a couple of times and had a good time. I went a few weeks and doors were locked. I thought they were out of business.[/QUOTE]A friend went there the other day. Got a decent massage. He tried too do some roaming and masseuse wanted nothing to do with it. On the flip no negotiations, no removing of the draping. No nothing.
I don't know if he Got the wrong lady, but the girls working there Where older. One of which had a messed up grill. Scary really. He went there when they first open and it was the same experience.
What did he do wrong?
Either way he probably won't repeat.
[QUOTE=Allenflusa;3486847]Saw the ad from Paula today in the massage section. Did some research, but could find no reviews, so decided I would do the TOFFT today.
In a word, AVOID.
The pictures are somewhat close.....a few years old, but nonetheless more flattering than reality.
Massive cups, but top did not come off.
[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. The pictures in her ad are of different people, too. Notice the ink on her boob in two different places, plus other pictures with none. Are *any* of those pictures really her?
[QUOTE=ComTech42;3473898]What ever happened to the old gals in Naples, Barbara, Linda, Jeannie, and Hildie? They all had offices in the same building.[/QUOTE]Barbara was passed away last year.
Here on vacation. Like a good student, I RTFF back 50 pages (yes 50, and reread the pertinent posts again the next day).
I had never been to an AMP before and decided with the tropical storm I may as well make it rain a little inside too. There were no reports on the 870 (it's right at the SW corner of Imokalee and 41) so figured I'd provide some Intel to fellow mangers and also satisfy my thirst for the hunt since it was quite close to where I'm staying this week.
I drove around the building front and back and parked a few minutes just to get the courage up. Left my wallet in the car and just walked in with what I was willing to part with along with my keys and cell (Thanks previous posters). Only one girl inside, she was on her cell in the first room and stepped out and motioned me into the last room. I asked if she was the only girl there and she said yes. She was probably late 40's decent looking (5/10) with a little bit in the tummy. I think there were 4 rooms total. Didn't see a table shower and it was not offered. She said 80 for 60 and I showed her the ad of 60 for 60 on my phone (thanks to a previous poster to show the ad if it's not quoted the same!) She said, "OK she be back soon, since ad say 60 that ok. Others bring in coupon". Yea, I didn't check groupon honey. I never did see "she" I presumed the mamasan? I handed her the 60. She said she be right back so here I was. Now what? Pulled off my shirt, shorts, undies and put my money clip out with Jackson's displayed on top (Thanks to previous tips) with my phone on the table next to the bed. She came back in and asked how I like massage. Medium please (I actually like it harder but I was nervous and figured let's just keep it level. She didn't chat much at all like others have said they do. The massage was so-so 6/10). At the beginning she says "I not know where she keeps music, we need music". So, I offer my iTunes playlist and we listen to some Coldplay LOL. Another monger came in about 15 minutes in and she left the room I could only hear a mumbling, I think she told him to come back. About 30 minutes in another guy came in but it sounded more like the mailman IDK, but he left too. She spent a lot of time on my back and thighs, when she got close to my hand I slipped it along her legs and did some OTC (thanks for previous posts) I wondered if she was even going to have me flip. She moved away and put my hands back to my sides a couple of times. She mumbled something and I thought it was flip time she said "NO NO I get hot towel to clean you". WTF? Uh ok, so out she goes and comes back with a hot towel and wipes off the lotion or whatever she used on my back. She tells me to flip and I'm laying there on my back at partial attention and she asks "What you want me to massage? I say everything. She says "Show me where to put my hands". So I smile and show her and she oohs and ahhs and oohs then says "I take care of you you take care of me? I say yes. Some more oohs ahs and ooooohs and the gun goes off like someone said "PULL" at a trapshoot. It was fast and furious LOL. She giggles and looks down and says "ooooh that's a lot". Does some cleanup and asks if I want my feet massaged too I nod of course, that'd be nice LOL.
After the hour, she finishes up and leaves the room. I dress and pull 2 Jacksons out of my money clip. As I walk toward the door she is standing there and puts out both of her hands so I place them in her hand and squeeze her bottom while wishing her a nice day!
This was all a fictional dream of course. I'd like to thank the previous posters on what to expect and not to overpay. Damages were 60 house and 40 tip for a Benjamin out the door total.
Looks 5/10.
Massage 6/10.
Value 8/10.
Friendliness 7/10.
Facility 8/10 (no table shower and bring your own music). I liked the discreet location though.
I'd appreciate any tips. PM's are fine, on where I should go next this week for a little better service with younger and better looking providers. I'd prefer younger and petite with more on the menu.
I have never seen the girl in the pics of an AMP ad except for when Davis had the $$ hotties.
They are all in the 30-50 age group and not the 18-25. They keep them in China for themselves.
This is the worst bait and switch pic that I have seen to date. What is she? 10 years old.
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/welcome-maria-new-masseuse-at-celebrities-spa-616-tamiami-trail-north/38595388[/URL]
You know that she is not working there unless the pic was taken before the turn of the century.
[QUOTE=Gotj17;3494379]I have never seen the girl in the pics of an AMP ad except for when Davis had the $$ hotties.
They are all in the 30-50 age group and not the 18-25. They keep them in China for themselves.
This is the worst bait and switch pic that I have seen to date. What is she? 10 years old.
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/welcome-maria-new-masseuse-at-celebrities-spa-616-tamiami-trail-north/38595388[/URL]
You know that she is not working there unless the pic was taken before the turn of the century.[/QUOTE]There are 181 hits on TinEye, so take your pick! Obviously fake. 'Course, the providers move around so often it would take a staff photographer to keep up, hehe. Even an honest, cellphone pic would be a breath of fresh air.
She is cute, Gotj17, will give you that. Maybe with the lights down low I could imagine her, LOL. You're so right about the fakes and misleading advertising...
[QUOTE=Josephr9999;3492251]
This was all a fictional dream of course. I'd like to thank the previous posters on what to expect and not to overpay. Damages were 60 house and 40 tip for a Benjamin out the door total.
I'd appreciate any tips. PM's are fine, on where I should go next this week for a little better service with younger and better looking providers. I'd prefer younger and petite with more on the menu.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing your report. Location sounds good, I'll have to check it out. Younger and better looking? Slimmer pickings in the off-season, but sometimes you will pay less. With the lights down low, just use your imagination, LOL!
[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3494714]There are 181 hits on TinEye, so take your pick! Obviously fake. 'Course, the providers move around so often it would take a staff photographer to keep up, hehe. Even an honest, cellphone pic would be a breath of fresh air.
She is cute, Gotj17, will give you that. Maybe with the lights down low I could imagine her, LOL. You're so right about the fakes and misleading advertising...[/QUOTE]I knew it was fake. I didn't need to Tin Eye it. And I'm not imagining anything about her at all except maybe telling her "Good luck in school, kid. ".
[QUOTE=Gotj17;3494891]I knew it was fake. I didn't need to Tin Eye it. And I'm not imagining anything about her at all except maybe telling her "Good luck in school, kid. ".[/QUOTE]Or maybe, "Does your mama know what you're doing here?
Yeah, I knew you knew! Hard to imagine they are really fooling *anyone* with the fakes!
In my dream this morning I went out for some exercise around 930. Intended to try the place west of Home Depot on Pine Ridge, I drove past and the sign was not lit so figured they were not open yet. I pulled around to look for activity and a VERY hot dark haired beauty pulled into the lot and right alongside her a middle aged dude pulled in as well. I figured he must be her first appointment. OMG she looked fine out my window. Couldn't tell if she was Asian but certainly had a mixed exotic look. So I pulled into the lot by the pawn shop just to make sure and she got out of her car and kinda stood there on the sidewalk looking my way, backpack and a water bottle off her shoulder and she just stared at me kinda like she was wondering if I was her appointment or the other guy maybe? I pretended to shuffle some things around my car like I was looking for something. The dude got out of his car holding an IPad or something and they walked together down the sidewalk on the side of the building. They did not go in the front door. The "open" sign was not lit but it said on the door they open at 9. Not sure if they were open or not and what the hot chick and dude were up to. Is there a back or side door to these places? What do you guys think? Maybe they were going to some other business in the complex?
So, I proceeded down PR to 3447 across from the fire station. Went inside and was greeted by a mid 30's girl "Jasmine" wearing a cute sundress and she was definitely worth a shot. Invited me into the massage room, no table shower was seen nor offered. The room had 2 tables. 70 to the house (I handed her a Benjamin) then she asked if I wanted to use the restroom first. Yes, good idea and then I went into the room and I got ready. Stripped down and hopped on to the table. Peering thru the table hole I see a little towel on the floor below. LOL. Everything else appeared clean.
She came in and put on this smock thing over her sundress. What's up with that? She was very clean. Used hand sanitizer on my hands 3 different times, which I appreciate! The massage sucked. It was basically light touches and swiping back and forth across my back with a light brush to the boys when I lifted my caboose. I reached under and felt a nice little bottom, did the flip and she asked what I wanted. I said a little bit of everything. She said 2 Benjamins, I said one. She pulled back a bit and said "This Naples" as if that would sway me. I said $ and a Grant for all. She said ok and then wanted to be tipped beforehand. I said when we are done. She said "You use credit card" to which I replied I have the cash (all she had to do was look at my money clip on the table). She said ok and grabbed a bag and put it on using verbal methods very nicely. Started with a short CBJ and then put some lube on the tip while she said "because it so big" climbed aboard rcg and just held on. Being my first time for such services I couldn't stop my muscle spasms from her technique. She climbed off the table and ask if I'm single, nodded yes and she says "You have no girl to keep you happy so you not last long" LOL.
She cleaned me up and thought we were done but I reminded I paid for the hour and could use more massage on my back. It pretty much sucked except she did one thing grabbing my arms behind my back and rocking me. She was up on top of my back going back and forth and used her feet. It was kinda weird, and not enough pressure for me.
At about the 50 minute mark, we were done and I was happy. I gave her $ and 20 (didn't even mention no change from the house fee).
House 70 Tip 150 total damage 220.
Massage 2/10.
Looks 6/10.
Body 7/10.
Service 8/10.
Friendliness 9/10.
Cleanliness 9/10.
Thanks guys for the previous reports, I did my homework. It saved me some money and also gave me some good tips! Hope I get to vacation in your area again soon!
[QUOTE=Josephr9999;3497560]In my dream this morning I went out for some exercise around 930. Intended to try the place west of Home Depot on Pine Ridge, I drove past and the sign was not lit so figured they were not open yet. I pulled around to look for activity and a VERY hot dark haired beauty pulled into the lot and right alongside her a middle aged dude pulled in as well. I figured he must be her first appointment. OMG she looked fine out my window. Couldn't tell if she was Asian but certainly had a mixed exotic look. So I pulled into the lot by the pawn shop just to make sure and she got out of her car and kinda stood there on the sidewalk looking my way, backpack and a water bottle off her shoulder and she just stared at me kinda like she was wondering if I was her appointment or the other guy maybe? I pretended to shuffle some things around my car like I was looking for something. The dude got out of his car holding an IPad or something and they walked together down the sidewalk on the side of the building. They did not go in the front door. The "open" sign was not lit but it said on the door they open at 9. Not sure if they were open or not and what the hot chick and dude were up to. Is there a back or side door to these places? What do you guys think? Maybe they were going to some other business in the complex?
So, I proceeded down PR to 3447 across from the fire station. Went inside and was greeted by a mid 30's girl "Jasmine" wearing a cute sundress and she was definitely worth a shot. Invited me into the massage room, no table shower was seen nor offered. The room had 2 tables. 70 to the house (I handed her a Benjamin) then she asked if I wanted to use the restroom first. Yes, good idea and then I went into the room and I got ready. Stripped down and hopped on to the table. Peering thru the table hole I see a little towel on the floor below. LOL. Everything else appeared clean.
She came in and put on this smock thing over her sundress. What's up with that? She was very clean. Used hand sanitizer on my hands 3 different times, which I appreciate! The massage sucked. It was basically light touches and swiping back and forth across my back with a light brush to the boys when I lifted my caboose. I reached under and felt a nice little bottom, did the flip and she asked what I wanted. I said a little bit of everything. She said 2 Benjamins, I said one. She pulled back a bit and said "This Naples" as if that would sway me. I said $ and a Grant for all. She said ok and then wanted to be tipped beforehand. I said when we are done. She said "You use credit card" to which I replied I have the cash (all she had to do was look at my money clip on the table). She said ok and grabbed a bag and put it on using verbal methods very nicely. Started with a short CBJ and then put some lube on the tip while she said "because it so big" climbed aboard rcg and just held on. Being my first time for such services I couldn't stop my muscle spasms from her technique. She climbed off the table and ask if I'm single, nodded yes and she says "You have no girl to keep you happy so you not last long" LOL.
She cleaned me up and thought we were done but I reminded I paid for the hour and could use more massage on my back. It pretty much sucked except she did one thing grabbing my arms behind my back and rocking me. She was up on top of my back going back and forth and used her feet. It was kinda weird, and not enough pressure for me.
At about the 50 minute mark, we were done and I was happy. I gave her $ and 20 (didn't even mention no change from the house fee).
House 70 Tip 150 total damage 220.
Massage 2/10.
Looks 6/10.
Body 7/10.
Service 8/10.
Friendliness 9/10.
Cleanliness 9/10.
Thanks guys for the previous reports, I did my homework. It saved me some money and also gave me some good tips! Hope I get to vacation in your area again soon![/QUOTE]Glad to know [I]someone[/I] had a nice experience there. I was there a couple of times and I've got bad memories. See my previous posts.
By the way, the MP West of Home Depot is part of the cartel. The owners are still privileged guests at Mike's Hotel unless they come up with 5 M cash. (combined). Don't know what will happen to that place.
There are a few, if any, non-Asian massage in Fort Myers area. If anyone had experiences with them, please reply. Let's keep them busy in business.
Does't get much better for an AMP. 30, looks 8, pretty, petite. Job performance 8. 5. Deduct 1 a pt for being a little too safety minded although almost couldn't tell the diff. Deduct another 1/2 point for no back door. And great value. Total for hr was $. 9. (house. 7, tip $. 2). Some advice; ask for light with oil, while she expertly teases your jewels enough, grope her thighs. After she's to turn face up, and whispers "what you want? You say "everything", then when she asks "what you tip? You say $. And she says $. 2. You say ok if you get all naked too. Pretty sure that will be the end of discussion for next half hour and you will have made your appt for repeat on the way out. Its also so nice to actually finish the hour out after the cleanup with foot massage then neck and scalp. Had no idea what to expect going in. Sometimes things do go just like they used to, smooth and easy, reasonable cost, and intent on the promise "take good care you". Slept like a baby when I got home.
[QUOTE=Source;3497999]
By the way, the MP West of Home Depot is part of the cartel. The owners are still privileged guests at Mike's Hotel unless they come up with 5 M cash. (combined). Don't know what will happen to that place.[/QUOTE]So, that's what happened to them! 5 M seems a reasonable price for greed. My electrician told me he bet they have a "cousin" or "uncle" running the place for them until they can take it back.
Does't get much better for an AMP. 30, looks 8, pretty, petite. Job performance 8. 5. Deduct 1 a pt for being a little too safety minded although almost couldn't tell the diff. Deduct another 1/2 point for no back door. And great value. Total for hr was $. 9. (house. 7, tip $. 2). Some advice; ask for light with oil, while she expertly teases your jewels enough, grope her thighs. After she's to turn face up, and whispers "what you want? You say "everything", then when she asks "what you tip? You say $. And she says $. 2. You say ok if you get all naked too. Pretty sure that will be the end of discussion for next half hour and you will have made your appt for repeat on the way out. Its also so nice to actually finish the hour out after the cleanup with foot massage then neck and scalp. Had no idea what to expect going in. Sometimes things do go just like they used to, smooth and easy, reasonable cost, and intent on the promise "take good care you". Slept like a baby when I got home.
[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3500076]So, that's what happened to them! 5 M seems a reasonable price for greed. My electrician told me he bet they have a "cousin" or "uncle" running the place for them until they can take it back.[/QUOTE]Talk of cartels. Some info that was forwarded to me regarding AMPs. When in the land of Caesar, pay unto Caesar. Word is, the Famiglia has the entire country districted. Those who want to play in any district, has to pay. A %, one would think, or other tribute. Those who do not pay, will not be allowed to play any longer.
Oh. Underworld business can be so efficient and the epitome of capitalism unfettered by Gov't, more or less.
My fishing buddy is still in search of that one UTR FBSM provider who gives a great massage with a sensual HE.
Caught up with him over a few beers and he had a few tales of recent adventures.
[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/chl/thp/d/welcome-welcome-asian-massage/6254678959.html[/URL]
AMP off 41 in PC. 50/ hh and 70/ hr. Table shower ok, massage decent and HE with 40 tip. Not a place to rave about but steady. UTC top. He says ask for CoCo.
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/busty-sexy-mature-wife-loves-giving-sensual-rub-downs/38818398[/URL]
Buddy says this a different experience. Hubby sits and watches total body slide front and back for a Franklin. He has been a few times and enjoys it.
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-sara-cape-coral/13603305[/URL]
Although well-known and much reviewed, buddy confirmed decent massage in her ok home with topless and roaming for 120 ttl.
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/save-the-tatas/28611257[/URL]
Now I almost couldn't contain him on this one, he said more a rub and slide vs. A massage although total roaming from the get go and huge assets employed all over during the slide. FIV 120.
He also saw Natalie on the Cape but said he would not return for that table fare of 200.
Well, after a few beers he asked me if I knew of anyone who fits that parameter of his ongoing search of that mature FBSM who provides a quality massage and a great smile at the end to pass it on. So if you happen to know one, I would be glad to pass it on to him. I live vicariously through his adventures.
Take care and stay safe.
OR CH.
[QUOTE=DamHeImGoud;3482712]Daniela has recently started to offer massage services and has been posting to Craigslist located in FM. Visited her a couple weeks back and received a very good 60 min massage. No upgrades available on at least the first visit and stayed out of reach. 100 for covered massage is steep considering how much other legit LMT charge in the area that are as good or even better. Nice office, very clean, hot towels. Overall a very nice experience. Not sure if anyone else has had the chance to visit and had a different experience.
[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/stressanxietypaincall/6233802530.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen her twice & there is absolutely no roaming & nothing else on the menu!
Recently finding himself retired and in Florida after the unfortunate tree cutting accident while filming Axe Men season 27, my friend finds himself in search of a good massage therapist. He said he also recently checked out Simona who has an office in FM off Beacon. He mentioned it was kinda a weird setting getting a massage in an old hospital or retirement home or bomb shelter. Whatever the building is. Anyway once inside the office was nice and she was pleasant enough. He said he wasn't pleased with the massage and most likely will not be going back. She kept a heavy sheet on the entire time which not only was hot as hell but annoying. She used LOTS of oil and didn't clean off as he is accustomed, with hot towels at other locations he has visited. He was greasy at the end and she made it very clear he should behave himself. I told him I haven't been there, but he was curious if anyone else had a better experience. He wanted to enjoy the session more. But just couldn't.
[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/therapeutic-massage-by-simona/6258320710.html[/URL]
[QUOTE=DamHeImGoud;3506225]Recently finding himself retired and in Florida after the unfortunate tree cutting accident while filming Axe Men season 27, my friend finds himself in search of a good massage therapist. He said he also recently checked out Simona who has an office in FM off Beacon. He mentioned it was kinda a weird setting getting a massage in an old hospital or retirement home or bomb shelter. Whatever the building is. Anyway once inside the office was nice and she was pleasant enough. He said he wasn't pleased with the massage and most likely will not be going back. She kept a heavy sheet on the entire time which not only was hot as hell but annoying. She used LOTS of oil and didn't clean off as he is accustomed, with hot towels at other locations he has visited. He was greasy at the end and she made it very clear he should behave himself. I told him I haven't been there, but he was curious if anyone else had a better experience. He wanted to enjoy the session more. But just couldn't.
[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/therapeutic-massage-by-simona/6258320710.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Most apt approach is to presume that Craigs List "Therapeutic Massage" are mostly legit, maybe not the Asian ads though.
Most apt approach is to presume that the Back Page "Massage" ads are H-Ending shops.
[QUOTE=DamHeImGoud;3506225]Recently finding himself retired and in Florida after the unfortunate tree cutting accident while filming Axe Men season 27, my friend finds himself in search of a good massage therapist. He said he also recently checked out Simona who has an office in FM off Beacon. He mentioned it was kinda a weird setting getting a massage in an old hospital or retirement home or bomb shelter. Whatever the building is. Anyway once inside the office was nice and she was pleasant enough. He said he wasn't pleased with the massage and most likely will not be going back. She kept a heavy sheet on the entire time which not only was hot as hell but annoying. She used LOTS of oil and didn't clean off as he is accustomed, with hot towels at other locations he has visited. He was greasy at the end and she made it very clear he should behave himself. I told him I haven't been there, but he was curious if anyone else had a better experience. He wanted to enjoy the session more. But just couldn't.
[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/therapeutic-massage-by-simona/6258320710.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Her ad DOES say, "No Extras!" That being said, my electrician said he found sometimes that really means they need to get to know you first. Perhaps another visit or two would do that. YMMV.
[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3508087]Her ad DOES say, "No Extras!" That being said, my electrician said he found sometimes that really means they need to get to know you first. Perhaps another visit or two would do that. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Her ad also says $100/ hour. There are a lot of legitimate massage therapists who charge $60/ hour and the AMPs charge $70/ hour for a legitimate therapeutic massage too.
[QUOTE=CrazyCatMan;3508154]Her ad also says $100/ hour. There are a lot of legitimate massage therapists who charge $60/ hour and the AMPs charge $70/ hour for a legitimate therapeutic massage too.[/QUOTE]My buddy says that he has 3 LMT's that charge between $40-60/ hour and give a fantastic massage (Cape & FM). He said when he sees an ad saying $100 per hour, he will assume more is on the menu. According to his extensive research in the area he knows the fair going prices. That being said he enjoys the research process and trying out new places that have not been reviewed.
I decided to visit the Lehigh Asian massage again as I thought there was more on the menu. As I stated there was a lot of po-po activity the first time around the area. This time there was no such activity. The lady remembered me from before. The massage was standard and on the flip she could see things were up. She ignored the rise and continued the massage as nothing was happening. It was a good massage but can say nothing else was on the menu. YMMV but after giving a second chance I will not repeat.
Had a dream that my neighbor Visited Save the Ta Ta's. This middle-aged masseuse has been advertising lately in both the massage and W seeking M forums. Location is very convenient to my neighbor (Daniels, right off I-75), so after seeing a positive review on this board, he decided to visit. Visits are by appointment only, but same-day appointment was very easy to arrange. He likes this arrangement, because he knows who he will see, and doesn't have to worry about a waiting line or rush to prepare for the next person waiting.
The masseuse is very friendly, although she (quite unlike the NOT recommended Paula who can't keep quiet), keeps a good atmosphere with very little talking over the soothing music playing in the background. She is hefty, so if you need a petite masseuse, this is not the one. The Tatas are indeed huge, although they are also fairly droopy. Massage is pretty good, although more of a rub than a massage. Very quick visit to the boys, and constant edging, alternating between erotic and traditional, including using the tata's as part of the back rub.
My neighbor loves a good prostate rub, and that was willingly provided. The flip commenced with the HE, which was quite satisfactory. There was no rush feeling at all, and the entire visit was 45 minutes.
He reports that he will definitely return. $1. 2.
OK, so when it is August in Fort Misery, everything is slow, including AMP's. Especially on Sunday afternoons. Especially at ones that are off the beaten path. So Sunday PM my lawn guy goes to Beacon and he hadn't been on the table for 30 seconds when BONG!, some Monger comes wandering in. WTF? Of course there is only one provider, so she puts him in a room and then it is off to the races! We need to have a standing rule. Don't do that dude!
There was a bright side, according to my lawn man. In her hurry (a kind of heavy set girl of around 30 that he has had before), decided to just go ahead with a very (VERY) deep, BBBJ, with CIM. THAT was worth it!
SM out.
I have been trying to set up a massage but she is always full. Just wondering if massage is just that good or does she offer any extras ad says she doesn't. Any help would be great Thanks Rock.
Mailto: cvsgd-6278380462%40 serv. Craigslist. Org? Subject=Therapeutic%20 Massage&body=%0 A%0 Ahttp%3 A%2 F%2 Ffortmyers. Craigslist. Org%2 Flee%2 Fthp%2 F6278380462. Html%0 a.
[QUOTE=Rockdale;3524222]I have been trying to set up a massage but she is always full. Just wondering if massage is just that good or does she offer any extras ad says she doesn't. Any help would be great Thanks Rock.
Mailto: cvsgd-6278380462%40 serv. Craigslist. Org? Subject=Therapeutic%20 Massage&body=%0 A%0 Ahttp%3 A%2 F%2 Ffortmyers. Craigslist. Org%2 Flee%2 Fthp%2 F6278380462. Html%0 a.[/QUOTE]She is quite direct about it, massage is decent, not thai or shiatsu, but decent. Fwiw. Drak.
[QUOTE=SeekerMassage;3520203]There was a bright side, according to my lawn man. In her hurry (a kind of heavy set girl of around 30 that he has had before), decided to just go ahead with a very (VERY) deep, BBBJ, with CIM. THAT was worth it!
SM out.[/QUOTE]Had the opportunity to wander by on a rainy day and yes, you were so right. Same provider as described with no interruptions and no rush but the deepest, longest, BBBJ with CIM experienced in FM lately! Definitely worth a repeat!
[QUOTE=SeekerMassage;3520203]OK, so when it is August in Fort Misery, everything is slow, including AMP's. Especially on Sunday afternoons. Especially at ones that are off the beaten path. So Sunday PM my lawn guy goes to Beacon and he hadn't been on the table for 30 seconds when BONG!, some Monger comes wandering in. WTF? Of course there is only one provider, so she puts him in a room and then it is off to the races! We need to have a standing rule. Don't do that dude!
There was a bright side, according to my lawn man. In her hurry (a kind of heavy set girl of around 30 that he has had before), decided to just go ahead with a very (VERY) deep, BBBJ, with CIM. THAT was worth it!
SM out.[/QUOTE]But you left out another important part. What donation was she looking for in addition to the house fee?
[QUOTE=Reddog62;3528975]But you left out another important part. What donation was she looking for in addition to the house fee?[/QUOTE]Sorry,
I finally caught up to the lawn guy (he was backed up due to the rains).
He said the donation was $ for the BBBJ, CIM (along with FIV). He said that last time there was also some 69 going on, but he couldn't hold on long enough this time due to the deep, deep action.
SM.
[QUOTE=SeekerMassage;3529525]Sorry,
I finally caught up to the lawn guy (he was backed up due to the rains).
He said the donation was $ for the BBBJ, CIM (along with FIV). He said that last time there was also some 69 going on, but he couldn't hold on long enough this time due to the deep, deep action.
SM.[/QUOTE]Where is this location please?
[QUOTE=PorkSword;3529778]Where is this location please?[/QUOTE]Beacon Manor Dr, one block east of 41.
My tv repair man went by AMP today and drew Anna for a awesome medium massage. He said a chess match broke out the included some lip action and full menu for his uncle Ben.
Looks 6/10.
Petite frame 6/10.
Chess match 8/10.
7 house and uncle Ben plus a. 1 tip.
His third trip there and will go back.
Dog out.