Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pigrig;4553353]Got board last night and decided to give elite a go.

Miss lily answered the door all bubbly and smiles. She gave me the rundown on how it works and prices. I opted for the hour like I usually do. (Starting to wonder if that and being my first time to an establishment freaks the girls out) she showed me a room and left me to prepare myself when she returned she wasn't the same bubbly person. She began the so called massage just lite finger tip creasing. I kept trying to tease her a bit even when she let me return the massage favor ask about rubbing her boobs and she said for extra. That's when I asked what else might be on the extra menu. Her reply was I don't do any extras! So as my time went on I'd ask about and she was back to giving me the lack luster massage I would ask about little erotic things to do. Which she'd reply I don't do that at work. That's when I started my smart ass come back of "it'd be a lot cooler for you if you did" I flipped myself that's when she saturated my twig and berry's with stinky cheap baby oil. So I could self service myself. She was beside me sort of encouraging me so I tried to reward her by aiming at her. Then blamed her for the mess. Left highly disappointed.

I left thinking I knew where I was going ended up lost and pissed. Got on my GPS to get me home figured out I wasn't far from the Phoenix on butler. Figured what the hell go get a decent massage and TS to was the baby oil off. Got the older lady she was quit playful as we headed in the room one she started the massage a tall long haired gal came in and started in on me as well then asked if I'd like two to massage me. Mmm. Sure.

Let's just say they made up for the lack of participation on lils part at elite.[/QUOTE]Elite, hasn't been good for a long time, new girls, owner. You walk in you think the worlds going to be yours, girls dressed up, heels, short dresses, go to the bed rooms, big bed, dim light. Half ass massage, no touch, more money, DIY. More money. A brick falls out of the ski, just hits your head, opened your eyes, you just spent $200 + for DIY, we have all been there! Read the post, save money! Now I like your second place, CoCo's girls always deliver the goods,100%,just keep your hands on your valuables at all times, new young girl (20, 30's) that just started 2 weeks ago, long hair, tall, FS will fit right in at Phoenix? Yes the "Old man" has already had it! LOL.

Haha that's awesome. Wonder if there is anything worthwhile out that way?

[QUOTE=AusseSalt;4553061]Heard of anything? Yeah, that there's nowhere to park. Hee Hee.

Another joint of some sort exists right across the street, in one o' the shoppes on the roadway BEHIND Trader Joes. One or two little buildings heading up the hill to road route 19. Next time I'll try to get the name of the place, or maybe "take a tackle for our side" and visit.

# Salty.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pigrig;4552304]Stopped in Chinese bodywork this morning.

(Before I seen Drk's advice).

Mid 30's gal at the door asked if I wanted the special? That was 45 for an hour. Well yeah then she offered a four hands. I thought this might be the close to the house oasis. Not packing a lot of cash I went for the 2 hands just to see how it goes.

A different young little lady came in for my massage she understood very little English to the point she had trouble when I asked her name. And I've got no idea what she told me.

She gave a very nice massage even with the walking on my back thing. No extras were indicated even with me doing the lite touching when she'd get close to my hands.

May go to one of them places that's know for FS for Sunday brunch.[/QUOTE]What are one of those places known for FS?

[QUOTE=Tim1664;4545556]Was it worth the money and did she give you an ending or anything?[/QUOTE]It probably depends on the person. I've only been in the hobby for a couple years, but I find very little enjoyment from the subpar AMP massages & endings. So going to an American place with (still mediocre) massages, actual conversation, and a good ending is worth it to me.

It also helps that I felt that if they got to know me better / I went another time or two, that the menu might expand. I'll find out more on that this weekend hopefully.

[QUOTE=CmJ5538;4556466]It probably depends on the person. I've only been in the hobby for a couple years, but I find very little enjoyment from the subpar AMP massages & endings. So going to an American place with (still mediocre) massages, actual conversation, and a good ending is worth it to me.

It also helps that I felt that if they got to know me better / I went another time or two, that the menu might expand. I'll find out more on that this weekend hopefully.[/QUOTE]Please post how it was, been trying to find some solid info on the place but nobody really has any.

So many good spots if you play your cards right. Zhangs, mid 30's 8/10 body, 6/10 face. Nice perky c cup. Very good English, very flirty. Wouldn't give her name even after 3 visits. Great massage and firm handshake allows a lot of touching. $ total Damage.

Shadyside's best, 2 visits for the whole 9. 6/10 overall but very flirty and good English for the most part. $ total damage. Seemed surprised to get the house for the tip. You guys broke er in right LOL.

[QUOTE=TooTall67;4558475]So many good spots if you play your cards right. Zhangs, mid 30's 8/10 body, 6/10 face. Nice perky c cup. Very good English, very flirty. Wouldn't give her name even after 3 visits. Great massage and firm handshake allows a lot of touching. $ total Damage.

Shadyside's best, 2 visits for the whole 9. 6/10 overall but very flirty and good English for the most part. $ total damage. Seemed surprised to get the house for the tip. You guys broke er in right LOL.[/QUOTE]I did, for the last 1/12 years, but if your Talking about K. She's leaving to her own shop soon, will be even better!

Long time reader, first post.

Just wondering where Xin Sui moved to? PM me the info. Used to go there a lot but stopped and found out they closed.

[QUOTE=TooTall67;4558475]So many good spots if you play your cards right. Zhangs, mid 30's 8/10 body, 6/10 face. Nice perky c cup. Very good English, very flirty. Wouldn't give her name even after 3 visits. Great massage and firm handshake allows a lot of touching. $ total Damage.

Shadyside's best, 2 visits for the whole 9. 6/10 overall but very flirty and good English for the most part. $ total damage. Seemed surprised to get the house for the tip. You guys broke er in right LOL.[/QUOTE]Is that the holistic health? Kind of been wondering about it. Might get to go sniffing around again this weekend.

[QUOTE=Pigrig;4560019]Is that the holistic health? Kind of been wondering about it. Might get to go sniffing around again this weekend.[/QUOTE]Read the reviews, I'm here for you Little Bro! LOL Don't need to sniff, just enjoy! Drk.

New store, clean small, 2 girls working. Anyone tried in the last few days, new girl in town, worked at Bamboo, great"reg massage"if you remember her from Bamboo you will know what I'm talking about, nice sexy body, very sweet, cute older woman, long black hair, great body, thin. Think her name is (Kelly?) hits all the spots TS, flip, very sensuous touch. Otc roaming, nice ass, legs, Tits, Also said magic words: "no busy", cum on Bros. Wake the fuck up your sleeping, missing out on the great finds of mine! I did all the hard work for you to enjoy and pleasure! She said if she isn't busy in Pittsburgh making money in the next month, go back to Boston to work! Tip her well, you won't be disappointed! More on the table, sure, listen to the "old man"on this one! (Across from Jacks Bar if your interested.) PM me details!

The new store on Carson is Red Sun and Kelly, who was at Bamboo, is there. She is one of my ATF's and I just came from a thoroughly enjoyable TS, massage and HE, all done with real expertise. She remembered me from Bamboo and was very friendly and bubbly, gave a great shower with plenty of teasing and then a thorough massage. She's got a light touch with the teasing and a strong hand with the massage. At the end she gave me her number so I can text her for an appointment. Great experience.

She is back! She is young, always smiling and wears a flower dress. If you play her right at the end she will get on top of you and you can get a whole another view for a marvelous ending! Take it easy or end up in the big hospital down the road.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4560995]New store, clean small, 2 girls working. Anyone tried in the last few days, new girl in town, worked at Bamboo, great"reg massage"if you remember her from Bamboo you will know what I'm talking about, nice sexy body, very sweet, cute older woman, long black hair, great body, thin. Think her name is (Kelly?) hits all the spots TS, flip, very sensuous touch. Otc roaming, nice ass, legs, Tits, Also said magic words: "no busy", cum on Bros. Wake the fuck up your sleeping, missing out on the great finds of mine! I did all the hard work for you to enjoy and pleasure! She said if she isn't busy in Pittsburgh making money in the next month, go back to Boston to work! Tip her well, you won't be disappointed! More on the table, sure, listen to the "old man"on this one! (Across from Jacks Bar if your interested.) PM me details![/QUOTE]Talked to Kelly last night wanted me to thnk you for cuming in to see her, she hoped all of you enjoyed the experience with her that did, and if your thinking about cuming in make, sure to say you are a good friend of drks. Since I'm in the Christmas spirit today, sharing mood, giving mood, why the Fuck has no one gone to (4826 Penn Avenue) and reported on it? Please wake me the fuck up, when you want to play this game and you cum out of your "Comas" please, LOL The "O'ld man " can't do it all for, you! Heeellloowwoo, this isn't brain fucking surgery boys! (FS)$150/ house. Pm.

One more little gift for you to get in the spirit of" Giving, Getting ": 721. Saltsburg rd. Penn Hills. Can't keep much longer for myself, flowers do" wilt" you know? If I don't see any new reports now, I'm going to be real Pissed at you! The little boy sheep said: " Dad lets run down this hill and fuck one of the females, the dad said son, lets walk down the hill, fuck all of them". Drk.

[QUOTE=Ragaraga;4561434]The new store on Carson is Red Sun and Kelly, who was at Bamboo, is there. She is one of my ATF's and I just came from a thoroughly enjoyable TS, massage and HE, all done with real expertise. She remembered me from Bamboo and was very friendly and bubbly, gave a great shower with plenty of teasing and then a thorough massage. She's got a light touch with the teasing and a strong hand with the massage. At the end she gave me her number so I can text her for an appointment. Great experience.[/QUOTE]You, enjoyed your massage friend, I would have to ask, why 1st. Post in Pittsburgh? Just asking? Bamboo, ATF,?Reg. HUUUUMMM, interesting? Just asking.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4560524]Read the reviews, I'm here for you Little Bro! LOL Don't need to sniff, just enjoy! Drk.[/QUOTE]I'm like an old dog always sniffing around looking to be petted by someone new.

[QUOTE=Linkz;4561797]She is back! She is young, always smiling and wears a flower dress. If you play her right at the end she will get on top of you and you can get a whole another view for a marvelous ending! Take it easy or end up in the big hospital down the road.[/QUOTE]She is Lisa. I think she is mid 40's. She is very easy at the end if the tip is right. Overall, she is above average. If you are not into young girl, I would recommend Lisa.

[QUOTE=Linkz;4561797]She is back! She is young, always smiling and wears a flower dress. If you play her right at the end she will get on top of you and you can get a whole another view for a marvelous ending! Take it easy or end up in the big hospital down the road.[/QUOTE]I have some free time coming up. I'd like to use it wisely.

Please read, use your big head, not the little one between you legs when reading my post! PENN AVE. Is FS $150. I received many PMs. In the last day wanting to know which store, girl, I was referring to. My post was not that misleading, or written for the higher intelligence. Please don't go to the NEW STORE, expecting, asking for FS. That wasn't cool, for me to hear about, and the owner of the new store is not happy! Thnk you, I feel better. Can see why the world is so Fucked up. Drk be safe, cover up.

[QUOTE=JsMoney9167;4562829]I have some free time coming up. I'd like to use it wisely.[/QUOTE]Loves to have nothing on! This is not mine?

Just found out that my favorite Cici no longer work at Mu. There are two below average ladies here, which I think not worth a visit.

Cici is 30's, pretty and very easy at the ending. I don't know if she will be back or move to any AMP nearby. Let us know if you see her.

Well last night made a stop off McKnight rd. "Apartment girls" , to check out the new Talent (2,3, weeks) new girls cum in, leave, just a matter of the right time, girl being in Pittsburgh to enjoy! Well I got one of those factors right? Yes, it is the season to give! LOL.

Well I received many Questions about where, who to see from Newbies. So lets start a list see how many we can help out in this Season of giving. I'll start. New, young girl?

1. Phoenix.

2.

3.

4.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4562236]You, enjoyed your massage friend, I would have to ask, why 1st. Post in Pittsburgh? Just asking? Bamboo, ATF,?Reg. HUUUUMMM, interesting? Just asking.[/QUOTE]You are right, Dark, I've been a lurker. Taking in the good info but not giving back. I'll mend my ways from here on out.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4561841]One more little gift for you to get in the spirit of" Giving, Getting ": 721. Saltsburg rd. Penn Hills. Can't keep much longer for myself, flowers do" wilt" you know? If I don't see any new reports now, I'm going to be real Pissed at you! The little boy sheep said: " Dad lets run down this hill and fuck one of the females, the dad said son, lets walk down the hill, fuck all of them". Drk.[/QUOTE]Is 721 the right street address? I'm having a hard time finding it. No pun intended.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4561841]Can't keep much longer for myself, flowers do" wilt" you know? If I don't see any new reports now, I'm going to be real Pissed at you! The little boy sheep said: " Dad lets run down this hill and fuck one of the females, the dad said son, lets walk down the hill, fuck all of them". Drk.[/QUOTE]I have been visiting but flower girl "Mimi" is average and doesn't offer much.

My work,"Christmas list" is done here, leaving it up to you now, I'm going to jump back to the Ohio Board, my "home base", to help my Bros. Now in Ohio we don't need to much help, "Sun, Tiger", and a few more great ones (WARREN, Ohio) ! I sure you heard about Warren, Spas in the national News. You need to visit one of these Spas to see what service your missing in Pittsburgh! LOL Keep the Christmas list going, please. Ill be watching! (stay safe, cover it up) . Drk.

[QUOTE=TexasBuckNut;4565328]right street address? I'm having a hard time finding it. No pun intended.[/QUOTE]Can't make it to easy for my Bros.

[QUOTE=TexasBuckNut;4565328]Is 721 the right street address? I'm having a hard time finding it. No pun intended.[/QUOTE]Please forgive my friend who has thick fingers and can't seem to type well, he meant 7621! Buy a bouquet on your way out!

[QUOTE=SalsaLamel;4565863]Please forgive my friend who has thick fingers and can't seem to type well, he meant 7621! Buy a bouquet on your way out![/QUOTE]That is the best thing any one has ever said about me Little Bro.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4564106]Well last night made a stop off McKnight rd. "Apartment girls" , to check out the new Talent (2,3, weeks) new girls cum in, leave, just a matter of the right time, girl being in Pittsburgh to enjoy! Well I got one of those factors right? Yes, it is the season to give! LOL.[/QUOTE]Only no one apartment girl off McKnight Road. Where are the others?

[QUOTE=Sc2568;4566721]Only no one apartment girl off McKnight Road. Where are the others?[/QUOTE]We have played this game before, with "girl, girls" ! LOL drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4566050]That is the best thing any one has ever said about me Little Bro.[/QUOTE]I've got your back! Mine. I'll leave it to the ladies!

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4567107]We have played this game before, with "girl, girls" ! LOL drk.[/QUOTE]I'm still in the "infraction" shit hole from last time we played! I need to" Graduate" before I die of old age? LOL.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4564555]Well I received many Questions about where, who to see from Newbies. So lets start a list see how many we can help out in this Season of giving. I'll start. New, young girl?

1. Phoenix.

2.

3.

4.[/QUOTE]Looks like Santa's not stopping here this year, have we all been bad little boys? No one wants to add to my list, spread the joy of the season?

1. Phoenix.

2. Kyoto.

3.

4.

You cannot miss Kyoto.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;4568796]Looks like Santa's not stopping here this year, have we all been bad little boys? No one wants to add to my list, spread the joy of the season?[/QUOTE]Phoenix gave me a very impersonal massage last time, few months ago. Made it seem like a chore.

[QUOTE=LightningCount;4569132]Phoenix gave me a very impersonal massage last time, few months ago. Made it seem like a chore.[/QUOTE]Well, I'll be talking to CoCo today the owner, tell her about it, she also reads the reviews. I won't defend the shop, but I never had a problem with it, or her girls? I see its your "first post", Newbie also? Maybe I can get you some free time, to change your option of Phoenix?(PM me) if you like to talk more.

[QUOTE=SalsaLamel;4569105]1. Phoenix.

2. Kyoto.

3.

4.

You cannot miss Kyoto.[/QUOTE]You want to move it up?