2000-2004 Archived Reports

Hunt 99

Not far back you will see that I posted that both Afterhoursdc.com and PamelaMartin.com are recommended. I am sure there are others but I have had only great satisfaction with both of these. Very professionally managed.

Trashman,

It's all about team play - she takes care of the dick and the condom. I take care of the barrier and the pussy. I forgot to mention the 2x4 strapped across my ass and the 1x1 strapped to my head to keep me from in going to deep. Lost my glasses in there once and had trouble finding my way home. Jerking off is always easier, just not as much fun!

In Korea, we used to say eating the local pussy was like blowing the 8th Army.

Memphis5,

If you're going by cab, the closest one to you is Supra, 1333 Connecticut, less than a mile SE of you (you could probably walk it). If you're adventerous and want to try the metro train, I think the Woodley Park-Zoo station is closest to you. Take a red line toward Glenmont to Metro station, then take either a blue (Springfield) or Orange (Vienna) up just one stop to Mcpherson Square. From there Downtown spa is a short walk, 15th street north one block to K, turn right, half a block to vermont, turn left on vermont and you'll see it on the right, address is 1018 vermont.

CPHC is about a mile and a half northwest of you at 3520 Connectitut, I'm not sure if there is a metro station close there. You can always pick up a Washington Post, all the phone numbers are listed daily in the sports section. Give them a call and I'm sure they'll help you with directions. See Trashman's post dated 3/23/04 for a good comparison of the three - I prefer downtown but they all have their good points. You know we expect a post after your visit now!

BTW if you have any intel on Nashville I would appreciate it. I'll be there for a conference the end of April. From their wsg board looks like the action there is sparse. PM me if you know anything.

XS

Memphis5,

To follow up on Xsailor, if you walk to the Woodley park Metro station CPHC will be at the next station going out of the city called Cleveland Park. CPHC is at the top of the stairs leading out of the Metro on the side of the same building as the Subway sandwich shop. Very easy. Supra is an easy 1/2 mile walk for you with lots of restaurants & bars along the way.

Good luck

On DATY,

Not to go on this subject forever:

I've not had as much experience as others on this board, but my experience with AMPs has never resulted in any STDs (yet). I get tested regularly. I've noticed, as others have posted, that the average AMP provider is very clean. Yes, there is a risk, but as we have all experienced, there is skin to skin contact even with a condom, so I do not think there is an appreciable increase in risk. Finally, it is always up to personal preference whether or not to engage in DATY. I have always enjoyed it and it seems to always be received with pleasure by the AMP providers I have experienced.

On a related note. Has anyone been to Panama? I've posted a couple of queries on that board seeking guidance as a gringo, but have had no feedback. If anyone has been there, I'd be interested in hearing your recommendations.

Thanks,
Wizz

Thanks for the info sailor I will be sure to post a report after the trip. I moved here about 4 years ago and have never been to Nashville so I can't help you there. I have posted enough about the two Memphis AMP's if anyone is heading there. In my advice you DC folks would hate our parlors. I envy the action that seems to be commonplace at the three big AMP's in DC and I look forward to my trip.

Based on the reports and the walking distance I think I will try Supra. I hope that I don't get a hard time since I am not a regular.

Thanks again for all of the great posts, the DC section is the highlight of this website.

Dear memphis5:

Xsailor's comments are correct. But you are actually closer to Supra that he said you are - you are maybe 5 to 6 blocks away at most, walking down CT Avenue and through DuPont Circle itself. You are also closer to the Metro station at DuPont Circle, not the one at Woodley Park (although if the weather is nice you would enjoy the walk to the Woodley Park station).

Downtown, Supra and CPHC are probably the 3 best in DC. But your location is also walking distance to another AMP option, "Therapy @ M Street" at 1829 M Street, 3rd floor, between 18th & 19th Sts. Please don't confuse this place with the non-AMP MP on the second floor in the same building, which features gorgeous college girls but HJ-only action at $120 or even higher.

And yes, check out the Post's Sports section to see all of the block ads for the numerous AMPs in the DC metropolitan area - it's amazing how many block ads you'll see. The Sunday Post has virtually no ads for AMPs in the Sports Section. Friday usually has the most ads (some AMPs only advertise a couple of days a week).

So many AMPs, so little time! Look forward to your report.

I was at a Korean resturant on Monday evening (3/29), Yetchan in Annandale, VA and saw Maya and Coco. Yes the old Coco from Downtown, she had her American (male) friend with her. They had 2 other girls join them.One of the girls looked like a working girl and the other like the owner of Downtown. I was with my wife so I could not go ask if Coco was coming back to work. Just think Maya and Coco working again Downtown! Boy would that be something. Coco looked tanned like she has been to Florida or California. She still looked good with clothes on. I think I will ask next time I go to Downtown if she is coming back. I guess Maya would know.

Memphis5,

CHPC is practically right at the top of the stairs of the Cleveland Park Metro station on the Red Line. West side of Connecticut Ave. CHPC's door is on the left side of the Subway sandwich shop. Good luck and tell them Dan sent you! (Just kidding, I've only been there once many months ago)

Thursday lunchtime I went to Sun behind the MCI Center looking for Nana. Turns out she has gone as they all do sooner or later but found that the place is not under new management as I previously thought. The old Mamasan greeted me as a good returning customer.

I was introduced to Lisa who is 5’ 4” with medium length brown hair and a body that can only be described as voluptuous, a 35 D rack that seemed to be all natural. The first thing she did when we got in the room was to pull her dress down and ask me to suck those beautiful tits which I was glad to do. On to the TS where she did a fine job as we chatted. She says she is from NY and is 32 years old, which seemed about right.

Back in the room she wants some more titty sucking and that led to some DATY with her giving a very good impression that she is enjoying everything including getting very wet. She then leaves to get supplies and returns saying she wants to rape me, fine with me! She starts with what felt like a BBBJ and then applied the cover. Good five minute CBJ followed by CG with DFK. We finished with mish and then pounding doggie.

After she cleans me up she does a halfhearted massage and talks about all the places she has worked in NY. I think I would have gotten a better massage if I hadn’t let little Lax dictate the pace.

Lisa

Face/ Body 7.5/8
Massage 5
Service 8

I heard that Mirage Spa was raided by the cops. They even had the bull horn asking everyone inside to come out. Downtown is closed because of this, again. Guys why all of a sudden the cops are cracking down on the spas? We may need to find a new hobby. Looks like it is time to be very careful in the places we visit.

Headed down to DC this past week for the first time. Luckily I read the posts before I went and knew where to go. As a big fan of amps I've been disappointed in most cities on the East coast and never had more than HJ. I decided to give Downtown a try based on previous posts.

I remembered something about how bad the stairwell was, but I had no idea. The smell of piss, rats, rotting food, etc almost made me turn around. I'd suggest taking a deep breath before entering the building or exiting the spa and running the four flights of stairs. The positive is this place is in a nice area right near hotels and the convention center.

Once inside (took about 5 minutes of proving I wasn't LE before the mamasan would believe me and changed her tune about being overbooked) it was actually decent and clean. I asked for Mimi or Maya and got Mimi. Great body and decent face, overall a solid 8+. I think this is the first time I asked for someone recommended in WSG and actually got them.

Started with table shower with attention to all the right spots. Then moved to the room for a decent massage for about 15 minutes. After the flip Mimi went right to work with some purring in my ear and fine preliminary liguistics before CBJ. Next we went to CG for about 5 minutes then a change of pace to mish before I became too heated. Ended with doggie for another 5 with Mimi doing her best to give pretty good GFE peformance throughout.

A week later, I'm still thinking about the rear view and looking forward to my next visit. Hopefully things will cool down by then.

Laxman #2,

Please check your PM's.

LexLuther

Kimchi,

Shit, this is not good news! Actually I did notice yesterday downtown did not have it's usual ad in the sports section of the post. Leads me to believe something more permanent is up, I hope I'm wrong. Maybe we need to be careful about what we are posting on the DC AMPs for a while. Could be we are giving LE more info than he needs to know, what are others views on this?

I liked your post about Yetchan Monday nite. Me and a few others on this board have found the place to be an excellent place for some late-nite Korean munchies, plus always some good asian eye candy among the clientel! Was thinking your sighting of CoCo, plus Maya, plus Mimi would be the ultimate hat trick!
Monger on and be safe,
XSailor

I saw that 1413K was closed for remodeling as well.

A Recent CPHC experience:
One cold evening while visting from Albania (err, Albany) I decided to visit CPHC. I asked the Mamasan for a lineup and was presented five very doable ladies. I picked Gi (about 20-22 yo), was taken in by her smile.

We started with the TS, a very good one, I might add, the most thorough cleaning of the critical areas I can recall experiencing. back in the room gi put me in the recliner for an automatic massage. After that I pulled 5 Jacksons out and Gi left for a few minutes and returned with the appropriate equipment.

One oof the nicest sessions I've had in a long time. Outstanding Asian and hot cowgirl after some DATY that smoked her a couple a times. After a very nice hands free CBJ we started a few positions. ended up in missionary with Gi just wrapping her legs around me and pulling me as tightly as she could. What a finish. Next time I'll ask for a double. She's the kind a gal that could get this ol' coot off a few times. I recommend Gi highly.
LAGNAF

Shit Sailor,
I feel the need to have some bulgogi... Sure would be fun to catch that crew off the clock while they are waiting for the heat to back off in DC.

[b][Pissed off rant mode][/b]
As a wise man pointed out to me today, this is a fucking election year. All the asswhipes that are posing as politicians trying to get re-elected on a promise to clean up the crime and prostitution are pressuring LE to make some "high-profile" busts to make it look like these pieces-of-shit are doing something. We can expect this crap until November.

I think we need to have as much comment here about how fucking stupid it is to hit the "soft targets" of crime and do nothing to clean up the source of the problems--poverty and drugs. Does it make sense to arrest SWs (who are just trying to make a living without stealing) and closing AMPs (where the girls are clean and the business is discreet); and they do nothing about gangs, pushers and pimps wandering the streets? It's all PR and we need to make as much noise about this hollow crap as we can so they will get the picture and focus on criminals, not consenting adults.

Another rant, while I am going off, why the hell has the war on terrorism now focusing on Korean women? The only thing these ladies have blown is our Minds and our LOADS. Fucking politicians need to refocus their time and our money on insuring we don't get whacked by extremists, not making sure we don't get whacked off by a lovely foreign expat...
[b][/Pissed off rant mode][/b]

On the thread of DATY in an AMP. Think NIKE commercial. Make sure you have no sores in your mouth, but these girls are pretty damn clean, use the mouthwash (I ask for it) and give her some motivation to make your experience top notch. Some of you guys wonder why Sailor, Spearsman, Robofux and I always seem to score hot sessions, well DUUUUUHHHHH.... It's sure not because we are good looking! :D Hell just look at Laxcan and loadsofucking latest reports and do the math.

Somebody fuck something for me until I get back to DC.

LoveLOS

I was in the area and decided to stop in and see if IHC (Mini) was open after all the news about Downtown and Mirage. Bad news fellas, this place too had a closed sign posted.

Thanks for the report, lotsa! This is the place right near the CP Metro station, right? Ill be definitely visiting

Had the AMP itch last nite so headed to DC. First stop IHC - CLOSED. Second stop Olympic - CLOSED. Third stop Sun - CLOSED. Fourth stop Mirage - CLOSED. What the hell is going on. Is anything open. I deceided to head for home after the fourth strike out. Is anything still open.

The last time I was in DC and the major places were shut down (quite a few years ago), there were a couple of places in Rockville not too far from the Shady Grove Metro stop that managed to stay open. One was next to a Japanese restraunt in a small strip mall within working distance of Shady Grove Metro. I can't remember the name of the place. It was nice with very good looking girls. .8 at the door, for TS, massge, full views, tours, and finish. Extras weren't discussed my first next, I went back a week later and they were shut down -busted for drugs.

I think the second one was Vip Health Therapy 966 Hungerford Dr Ste 7, Rockville, MD. Three older women were working there at the time. I went there a few times during my stay in the area and left quite satisfied for .8 which included Asian.
(301) 340-9125

My take after reading some of the articles is that rather than busting these places for sex which is difficult to prove they might be busting them for license violations. Even when sex happens the lawyers argue that some girls get too friendly with the guys and the guys talk them into doing things they shouldn't do. (You guys know who you are!) They futher argue that sex happens in lots of work place environments but the police don't go in and bust people for it. It happens in the back room, in the board room, even in the oval office. Instead, this time they might be busting them for license violations.

Therapists are supposed to have licenses. The girls could never past an exam right off the boat. Most likely, if this turns out to be the case, the girls will be arriving with fake NY state and CA state licenses. An alternative was mentioned in one of the articles where the girls would have to register with the Sheriff's office. I don't know if that would apply in DC. And I don't know if this will sit well with the mamasans - having to bring new girls in every 4 to 6 weeks for finger printing and whatever else they'll expect them to do. It may be hard to explain turnover.

Hopefully, things settle down before my next trip to DC. In the mean time call VIP.

Sounds like you AMP boys might just have to graduate up to escorts or SW's while the heat is on these easy targets. As LL points out, it's all a game and soon the rules will revert back. Just have patience.

I also agree with LL on the relative cleanliness of AMP girls. Mind you, there are no easy ways to tell if a girl has an STD so once again, I repeat that it is simply a matter of your assessment of your level of acceptable risk. And that is a personal decision and is NOT up for vote here or anyplace else.

All of us know the consequences. None of us fell off the truck yesterday ( Well, maybe RobertFux ) and we understand Russian Roulette. You either choose to play the game or not. I neither condemn nor condone either risky behavior nor wimpy behavior.
( Gee, which side of the fence do ya think I fell on? )

LotsaLuck,

One minor point. You are better off placing the money on the bedside table under your watch or whatever, fanned out so she can see how much. You really want to avoid EVER handing any girl the money, regardless of AMP, SW, or escort setting. Simply place the money in plain sight for her to pickup and say NOTHING.

A sad day, a sad day indeed.

LL and trashman do make some good points about being an election year and all. Just doesn't make sense to this old warrior to spend the LE resources hitting AMPs while AlQueda is renewing it's threats against us. Does anyone feel any safer? I just can't make the connection. Just my 2 cents.

Might have to relieve my frustration with a trip up north I-95 to the block:-)

XS

I, for one, do feel much safer knowing that our lads in blue are protecting us from the savagries and potential threats to national security posed by Korean women of negotiable morals.

As for having fallen off the truck yesterday, it's been confirmed by those at the scene that I indeed fell on my head and forevermore will be relegated to the back of the short bus. Please be kind to me. I need a blow job and I can't find my car keys! Whaaaaa! :(

As of Monday, Supra is still open. I checked it out and found the place to be pretty busy, no doubt fellow Mongers getting it while they could before further damage is done by LE.

I ended up with Candy again. For those who do not know, she is 5’7’’, natural 34Cs, soft golden skin, slim hips and very good muscle tone. Candy gives a pretty good massage, but be warned: her nails need a trim!

The place was so busy that I ended up with a standing shower. I did get a peek at Jessica for my troubles though, confirming that she is still there. Candy was very thorough for a standing shower, but I have noticed that she is not too big on drying off carefully, which is not fun on cold days. We moved on to the room where she gave me her usual neck wringing massage. Her hands are really strong. I’ve noticed every girls seems to have her method. With Candy, she moves from massage to light fingerplay, ATM action without AR and strong rubbing of her 34s all over my back and then time for me to flip. This time I got the full CBJ treatment, with tongue all over me. Funny thing though, she really did not respond to DATY and was clear after a minute or so that it was Mish time. I also felt that Candy seemed a bit bored, or stuck in her routine. She is also very interested in herself in the mirror. I think she may be getting a bit burnt out. Of course I complied with the Mish requirement, taking it really slow to not get over heated. Finished up doggy.

She was sweet cleaning me up, but the overall experience seemed much more impersonal than my previous time with her. I recommend that as long as Supra stays open that Mongers seek out the other girls. I also saw a very light skinned girl there that I had not seen before.

Wizz

Howdy gents,

I found an article in the City Paper (April 2) about a prostitution sting with volunteers doing the paperwork and some scouting. Didn't have anything specific to help or hurt our cause, but thought some of you might want to read it.

The original link is all screwed up since it is an https, so you'll have to follow the link below and search for the following article:

Night Shift
Civilians try their hand at vice patrol.
By Bidisha Banerjee

[url] http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/[/url]

Is Asia on Georgia ave closed, I went there Sat afternoon and the dorr was looked?

Romeo

Is Asia on Georgia ave closed, I went there Sat afternoon and the dorr was looked?

Romeo

Some more news items

Fiscal Impact Statement: “Prostitution and Brothel Abatement
Act of 2004”
http://cfo.dc.gov/services/fiscal_impact/pdf/spring04/Prostitution%20and%20Brothel%20Abatement.pdf

Fredericksburg Massage Parlor Raided
Updated: Sunday, Aug. 31, 2003 - 5:08 PM
http://www.wtopnews.com/?sid=119825&nid=25

Charles County Cracks Down on Illicit Massage Parlors
Updated: Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 - 6:43 AM
http://www.wtopnews.com/?sid=107871&nid=25

Just found a new web site: www.halfpriceescorts.com. Have any of you tried it yet & if so, reports will be greatly appreciated. If I don't hear any negative reports, I'll probably try it the next time I'm in DC on business & post a report here. As the old saying goes, "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is."

Romeo #2: I believe it was closed by the cops several weeks ago. I posted something about this. It was in a neighborhood newspaper.

Hammer,
Any web site that does not show me pictures at the very least unless I cough up money to them simply does NOT get my support. I have found from prior dumbass experience that the vast majority of these end up being rip offs. There are some, no doubt that are quality sites with "legit" girls we love. IMHO.

Fluf,
I actually enjoy reading articles such as you post. However, I have seen others in the past complain about those type posts as "taking up bandwith" or some crap like that. I, for one like reading something of particular interest to my impure nature all carved out in a neat fashion and easy for me to read.
Thanks

Fluffy (and others)

You can make those html links "live" if you place a 'bracket url bracket' beforehand and a 'bracket backslash url bracket' afterwards:
[ url ] www.wsgforum.com [ /url ]

For example, remove the spaces around 'url' and '/url' above and you get:
[url]www.wsgforum.com[/url].

Just make sure to leave off the "http://" part when you use the url markers.

It adds a little bit of convenience and class to your post to make the link references active.

In any case, thanks for posting the links; I enjoy reading the additional information they provide.

- Atlanta Monger

Good call Atlanta,

I didn't know we could do that. Thanks.

Fluffy,

I really appreciate your postings of these links to important monger-related articles.

Do you have a link to, or the text of, the [b]Prostitution and Brothel Abatement Act of 2004[/b]? It might be time to get lawyered up and form a PAC, if it's not too late.

"Honey? What's this political contribution MongPAC?"

Robux

Thanks for the info punter

Romeo

Robux,

I have no other info other than the link to the PDF file. Its dated Mar 31, 2004. Seems early in the process. There is no bill number assigned as yet. You might want to contact Linda W. Cropp to ask her what is going on. I don't know the phone number.

The Honorable Linda W. Cropp
Chairman
Council of the District of Columbia
1350 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W., Suite 504
Washington, D.C. 20004

Sorry I don't know how to post links. (Hopefully its not a requirement for senior member status). I'm trying the URL before and after as suggested. The following link is to an ACLU letter to her in 2001 telling her to strap on a pair and stand up to Congress to get nude dancing back in the District

[url]www.glaa.org/archive/2001/dancingaclu0116.shtml[/url]

Is it time to get the ACLU involved? I can't believe I said that.

For those they don't like the heady stuff and only want the sex - I drove down A, B and C streets. Nothing happening. Saw heavy LE in the coffee shop. Thought something must be going down besides dougnuts. Decided to go home. Made passionate love to my left hand. Two pops. Woke up this morning and the hand was still there. Didn't look as quite as good to me as it did last night. Time to hit the streets again.

RoButt, If there's ever been anything I think is suited for like no other, I think a PAC such as you offhandedly mentioned is actually a really good one and that you should head it up.

OMFG, I've already got too many damn things on my plate. Still, let's see what happens, if our favorite AMPs reopen, etc. I might have some more intel by next week.

A quick read of the Sports section today suggested that Sun Club, Supra, Mirage, and Olympic had ads in the paper but none of the other places in DC did.

I was out and about last night; Mirage appeared dark and closed from outside, while Sun Club did have the light above the door on. I did not visit either establishement to ascertain their open/closed status.