Now this is some really funny shit dude! LOL
[QUOTE=Traveler6940;3675524]Too many rules and a lack of personal hygiene.
[URL]https://www.seekingarrangement.com/member/8febe505-8521-4f47-a72a-75839a62985a[/URL]
I have to admit I've never commented when a girl was "less than fresh" in a forum like this, but this is one for the record. She's a transplant from Missouri. Comes across as a not to quick and forgetfull SB. But the "babe in the woods" thing wears REALLY fast. Got her for $100 and wished I got my money back. She won't swallow, doesn't like giving a BJ doesn't want you to touch her tits. She won't kiss, and if she does it is a peck with less passion than you'd get from your sister. But the the worst is a stinky kitty. I love to go down on a woman and as soon as I put my face down there, I was like WHOAAA. Nearly gave myself whiplash pulling my head back. Fingered her a bit and the funny thing was when I went to stick my finger in her mouth even she wouldn't take suck on it! LOL I got up and washed my hands before doing the deed. Claims she loves girls, and until recently identified as a lesbian. As I was taking her home she wanted me to take her get some stuff she ran in and got cigarettes but claims she's a non smoker. Deleted her from KIK. Blech good riddance.[/QUOTE]"Nearly gave myself whiplash pulling my head back. Fingered her a bit and the funny thing was when I went to stick my finger in her mouth even she wouldn't take suck on it!
Now that is some funny shit right there! LOL.
You know it's bad when they won't taste themselves. I've been told by many girls that, in general, women know their stuff stinks. So she likely knew. I tell you, these girls seem like they got some erroneous information about the SA site. I can't tell you how many just wants what is equal to a platonic relationship. I think some of them got information from their girlfriends that they met a 70 year old guy who only wanted female companionship that consisted of conversation, dinner, shopping, and a substantial allowance. What I don't get is that if your SD is a young cat, why would you think you're so gorgeous and your conversation is so stimulating that that is all he needs- nothing physical! The ignorance is just too painful honestly. Anyway...
I think I've heard it all and enough!
300 for head.
700 for sex.
Need I say more!
[URL]https://www.seekingarrangement.com/member/c747af46-6642-4501-b5ea-a14b0b6c9fdc[/URL]
Thoughts on how to pursue SBs
I am going through a change in personal life that will free up some time and require a little less discretion so I wanted to change my way of looking for SBs. I had some success previously with SBs who are no longer in the game. I wanted to get some feedback from others on what works best for them and situations to avoid.
Here are my 'rules of engagement'. Feel free to point and laugh or say 'yup, that's me too' based on your methods.
- If I recognize her from or she looks like she advertises on BP, I move on. I am paying premium on this site to move away from BP, refuse to pursue the same quality as BP at SA allowances.
- If a majority of a girl's body if covered in tattoos or her pictures look like they were taken in a no-tel, I immediately lump them into BP column and move on.
- If they say they are looking for a non-sexual arrangement, I move on. I am not Daddy Warbucks. More power to them if they can find an 'investor'.
- If they cannot host but ask for more than $2. And do not answer 'couple of hours, etc' when asked about time together, I move on.
- If I haven't established in less than 15 messages back and forth they are real, not BP, and seem worth the investment of time and allowance, I move on. There are ALOT of chatters.
- If they said they aren't in this for the money but non-casually mention they had to pay $XXX for books, electric bill, etc to the point it is obvious they want me to pay for that, I will serious consider moving on if we have not met and the conv is starting to drag.
My ideal arrangement would be someone who isn't looking for an allowance or P4 P, but would like occasional gifts (gift cards, mani / pedi, clothes) and weekend trips. Not looking to subsidize someone's life, but rather give them spending money and reasonably pamper them. I have found a few who prefer this, but they are now exceeding the tolerable limit on the last two items above.
Any advice / suggestions is appreciated, good hunting.
She "only" wanted 3-400 here in GVille
[QUOTE=BeerBelly;3676309][URL]https://www.seekingarrangement.com/member/c34c6d6c-eb68-4342-89e4-14e59805b5fe[/URL]
She wants $1,000 a meet. Too rich for my blood.[/QUOTE]I said no thanks.
Promising but comms went dark
[URL]https://www.seekingarrangement.com/member/30eabfd7-04d8-45c5-b388-1f5a2b43ac87[/URL]
Had some promising texts with this one -- and I was looking forward to meeting her, as she seemed ready to get right down to business -- but when I went to confirm our breakfast meeting today, comms went dark, and have still been dark.
If anybody has any experience with her, please share.
On another note -- had a nice dinner with another SA prospect last night. This one works in retail, is pretty, and knows how to dress. I'm going to hold on to her for myself for right now, but will keep you updated.
What's more interesting is that
[QUOTE=Admin2;3678413][BLUE]I know that some of you guys NEED them to be different so you can feel better than other johns but you aren't. "SB's" are hookers, you can know they are hookers because 18 of you were giving a guy a hard time for not paying them for fucking him.
They are hookers you are johns they are not different, they may be hotter, and they, like you, may want to pretend that they are fucking you because they like you and to get a little help with the bills but none of that is true. They are fucking you because you are paying them.
Only one guy got it right, the d-bag should have paid them because he picked them up from a site where chicks advertise pussy for sale. So know you know he's a d-bag, put him on your ignore list. Personally I think he's a troll and just wanted to light up the thread, I doubt any of that happened.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]These girls don't think they are hookers! LOL.