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[QUOTE=Waukesha; 1305615]Well, I decided to give these girls a shot last night:

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-and-gentle-19/4941218[/url]

I ended up hooking up with Brandy, the brunette. Pics are definetly her. She would not however come down on price. Everything was covered, and I must say she did a great CBJ, I normally don't like them, but she was good. As far as the cfs, you could tell she was thinking about her happy place. But she was so tight it didn't matter. She is a heavy smoker, didn't smoke with me, but reaked of it on her clothes. Was very pleasant to talk to before and after, but a little south side ghetto in her use of words, but pleasant.

She does reply to text messages.[/QUOTE]She's hot. Did you see her at a motel or residence?

[QUOTE=Whistles;1305599]Absolutely, but let's give JSD some credit for the line "Not entirely unlike rubbing your weiner with a cheese grater while having your wallet stolen." More vivid than a hundred plainspoken warnings.[/QUOTE]Damn right he deserves credit as he is a newbie and is posting information that will inform others on what's out there in monger land. And I LMFAO when I read the comparison to the cheese grater. Very original for sure.

[QUOTE=Just Some Dude; 1305299][url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/upscale-amazing-sessions-22/4884363[/url]

There was nothing "upscale" about this at all. No table or anything like what is mentioned in the ad, fake pics (reaaaalllly fake) , and she will try to go through your pockets. Overall, the worst experience I have ever had. Not entirely unlike rubbing your weiner with a cheese grater while having your wallet stolen.

Stay away![/QUOTE]Another reason that I remember this phony baloney so well was Leftys response. No one looks that good on 35th and Capitol. Another classic.

[QUOTE=Renting Love; 1305042]I guess I have not reached the lofty heights of senior member as you have. OOOH. Nor do I have that as a goal in my life. I might wallow in the lolly doldrums of regular member forever.

What the hell.

Someone asks for a little of the cherished information hidden within fellow mongers brains around here and all we do is get bashed. Some of us are trying to play safe. Think about it with a little help maybe just maybe we could bring back some useful tidbits such as a review or current status of one of the ladies involved with us. Yep makes me want to help out by answering a BP add with nothing to go on. For some of us getting popped in a sting is not an option.

I guess with lower priced girls comes with lower priced / educated mongers seeking them out. LOL.

In 6 months and 20 ish postings I don't think I will be looking at these pages anymore.[/QUOTE]Agreed! If you can't claim you've 'paid for companionship' all your life (or close to) , then apparently you must before being taken seriously.

[QUOTE=Dmb4100;1305388]When I was a newbie I expected to give information to get information. I did not think that it was a good idea to have my first post be a question someone. I still don't find it appropriate to constantly just ask questions. It's a give and get situation.[/QUOTE]When I was new to remodeling rooms in a house, I went down to HomeDepot and asked a SLEW of questions before I even picked up a hammer. Before I rebuilt the engine in my Camaro when I was 17, I went to the local auto shop for a week straight asking questions before I turned a single wrench. Now I'm in my mid-thirties, divorced and looking to have some fun and there's no corner store to ask these questions at.

[QUOTE=ATW2020;1304946]Wow, this site has turned into a girl fight more than a sharing info forum lately. The power of hiding behind a keyboard. Or the imaginary ruler as this game seems to be who can be the biggest the! Ck.[/QUOTE]Agreed! When I originally found this forum [2 months ago], I figured it was a good way to learn more about the hobby before taking the plunge (and probably getting into trouble being a newbie). I was under the assumption (as I was told) that this forum was here to "discuss the hobby" and not a "go out, spend 2k, get caught a few times, get robbed at least once, find a few bad upsellers THEN come back and tell us what not to do (like we don't already know it haha) , and THEN you can ask us how to do it right" forum.

[QUOTE=Permanent Wood; 1304903]Scenario:

New member poses question.

New member gets bi*tched at for asking for info without ever having shared any.

Now new member knows that sharing info precedes asking for info, or we hope.

MORE new members ask for info exactly as old new members had done that got bi*tched at.

"Don't they ever learn?"

NOPE![/QUOTE]I've only taken the plunge once so far. And I'm happy to say that because of all the info I read on this forum, it was a good experience and I didn't end up in jail. Granted, I read through almost a hundred posts of info just to construct some general guidelines to follow as I made the attempt but the reality is that if it wasn't for newbies asking questions, and some of you (generous) members providing answers, most of us newbies wouldn't be here (we'd be arrested, robbed and such, and probably turned off to the hobby as a whole in most cases).

If senior members feel to 'bothered' to answer newbie questions, then don't reply (seems simple). But to those of you veterans who have helped us little guys out from time to time, thank you!

As for sharing info; when your a newbie it's kinda hard to share relevant info if the info we have was provided by you (the seasoned guys). It's like me telling a carpenter that the tape measure, he recommended to me, has inches as well as feet on it. It's pointless. But as us newbies get more and more adventurous (using the info you've all so graciously shared) , I'm sure we'd start taking risks we normally wouldn't have, and thus start having unique opinions / experiences to share. Until then, we're still newbies for a reason, and we're going to ask questions when we're curious (and they may even be stupid questions). You all make it feel like we're freshmen in High School; where the reality is we're all on the same team trying to avoid all the pitfalls which take the enjoyment out of the hobby.

[b]Light at the end of the tunnel:[/b] The newbies will be veterans some day, and they can answer all those annoying newbie questions for you.

Tried to hook up with Corrina 2nd time yesterday. Again a no show. And now the her digits are dead. I sure read alot of good reports on her. But not working for me.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128;1305683]She's hot. Did you see her at a motel or residence?[/QUOTE]I picked her up at her place (residence) as I didn't feel comfortable going in there and we went to my summer place in Milwaukee. Having spent time with her, my gut feeling now is she would be OK to see at her residence. But that is based on gut feeling only, no facts to back it up.

[QUOTE=Waukesha;1305900]I picked her up at her place (residence) as I didn't feel comfortable going in there and we went to my summer place in Milwaukee.[/QUOTE]I too have a summer place. It's the same as my winter place. You're a brave man to take a stranger back to where you live. I prefer the sense of adventure you feel going to a gal's place for the 1st time. Yes, it can be risky, but it gets the pulse racing. I remember this gal I picked up on Greenfield some time back & eventually went back to her place. She told me on the phone she was the only one there. When I walked in her boyfriend was in the kitchen finishing a beer. He shook my hand & left. Then I fucked the gal's brains out. Memories.

Craven

[QUOTE=Waukesha; 1305615]Well, I decided to give these girls a shot last night:

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-and-gentle-19/4941218[/url]

I ended up hooking up with Brandy, the brunette. Pics are definetly her. She would not however come down on price. Everything was covered, and I must say she did a great CBJ, I normally don't like them, but she was good. As far as the cfs, you could tell she was thinking about her happy place. But she was so tight it didn't matter. She is a heavy smoker, didn't smoke with me, but reaked of it on her clothes. Was very pleasant to talk to before and after, but a little south side ghetto in her use of words, but pleasant.

She does reply to text messages.[/QUOTE]I could swear I saw both of them, particularly brandy, on 35 and Wisc last night around midnight. Stopped twice at the walgreens to get them to walk over and they didn't do it. The brunette, potentially Brandy, was extremely cute. They seem to have gotten the bus south on 35th. They both smoked too.

Pressed for time and pissed off that my original playmate stood me up, I decided to try Calamity Jane. The typical two call system got me to her south side in call which, as it turns out, is not far at all from my residence. I may have to make her regular stop.

I went with the half hour and we got comfortable. I know there are reports about Jane being a little rough on the eyes, but I didn't think she was unattractive at all. Of course, when it comes to the hobby I tend to be a little of an equal opportunity employer. Her body was nice and what I would expect from someone her age.

After some touching and kissing she started in with a BJ that had me REAL close in no time. She seems to enjoy her work. Before too lng I had her into a 69 and she was luscious.

On with the cover and on went Jane. Cowgirl was great. Flipped and finished doggy. I was there almost 40 minutes and she never once made me feel rushed. Cleaned up, kissed and thanked her and off I went. I'll be seeing her again, especially since she's close to home.

Roland

[QUOTE=RockinAl;1305805]Tried to hook up with Corrina 2nd time yesterday. Again a no show. And now the her digits are dead. I sure read alot of good reports on her. But not working for me.[/QUOTE]I see this girl all the time whether I'm looking or not. I know where she lives. 15th and Lincoln is close. She walks late morning to early afternoon only according to her. And usually only on Lincoln and greenfield between 6th and 15th. She has an older, weathered face and a skinny, petite frame. Dirty blonde hair. She likes to go to the Speedways on Lincoln and gf.

[QUOTE=RolandDeschain; 1306183]Pressed for time and pissed off that my original playmate stood me up, I decided to try Calamity Jane. The typical two call system got me to her south side in call which, as it turns out, is not far at all from my residence. I may have to make her regular stop.

I went with the half hour and we got comfortable. I know there are reports about Jane being a little rough on the eyes, but I didn't think she was unattractive at all. Of course, when it comes to the hobby I tend to be a little of an equal opportunity employer. Her body was nice and what I would expect from someone her age.

After some touching and kissing she started in with a BJ that had me REAL close in no time. She seems to enjoy her work. Before too lng I had her into a 69 and she was luscious.

On with the cover and on went Jane. Cowgirl was great. Flipped and finished doggy. I was there almost 40 minutes and she never once made me feel rushed. Cleaned up, kissed and thanked her and off I went. I'll be seeing her again, especially since she's close to home.

Roland[/QUOTE]I have seen CJ / Shelly quite a few times this past spring. The last time being about June. I always had a great time with her, she is fun and a cool person. I have been trying to get a hold of her the past couple of weeks and have on 2 occasions where she said she would call me back. She never called me back and I can't get a hold of her at all, WTF. Just because I haven't seen her in 4-5 months see won't see me? I don`t get it.

[QUOTE=Dmurray;1306289]I have seen CJ / Shelly quite a few times this past spring. The last time being about June. I always had a great time with her, she is fun and a cool person. I have been trying to get a hold of her the past couple of weeks and have on 2 occasions where she said she would call me back. She never called me back and I can't get a hold of her at all, WTF. Just because I haven't seen her in 4-5 months see won't see me? I don`t get it.[/QUOTE]It's your breath, dude. Just sayin. LOL.

Roland

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity; 1304082]You think with Halloween this weekend they would be quite busy sitting in windows.

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![/QUOTE]I'm glad I was able to provide a little comic relief (at my own expense) for you guys with my review of Marissa. I wasn't going to say anything more about it, since I basically got flamed for posting it. But FWIW, it's a legitimate review that informs everyone that reads it of what to expect if they call her. I'm not recommending her by any means, but I'm also not totally ashamed that I got off by banging a low budget chick. I'm far from being a high roller, and my budget for this hobby is very limited. So when I get the urge, sometimes I end up rationalizing seeing a lower quality provider. I guess that just means that my next review will have to be off the charts to make up for such a low ranking one this last time.

I'll admit that at first I was a little put off by the in your face response to my review. But no hard feelings about it.

[QUOTE=Flattopper;1306864]FWIW, it's a legitimate review that informs everyone that reads it of what to expect if they call her. I'm not recommending her by any means, but I'm also not totally ashamed that I got off by banging a low budget chick. I'm far from being a high roller, and my budget for this hobby is very limited. So when I get the urge, sometimes I end up rationalizing seeing a lower quality provider.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review.

Being low budget myself I know the feelings. Now instead of flaming a guy how about giving up that great lead for a chick that looks like a 7 or better and gives it up for 50. Now that would be value to the forum.

[QUOTE=Flattopper;1306864]I'll admit that at first I was a little put off by the in your face response to my review. But no hard feelings about it.[/QUOTE]I'm happy you feel that way as it was all in fun. And thanks for the review on Marissa as I'm sure guys will think twice about seeing her if they spend the time to read it.