Massage Parlor Reports

She is thin, tone and petite, but late 30's. Wild woman!

[QUOTE=Kellster;2556424]Hey Stan, what did Anna look like? I like them younger, thin, tone, and petite or at least thin.

Side note- I had Chanel on my first time there and she told me she was new. When I tried looking up some info on Pine just now I came across her name. Apparently she or someone with her name worked there before. The monger who had her in the past also gave her bad / subpar reviews like me. She also wanted more than the usual tip just like when I went. Sounds like she freakin' lied to me about being new- ugh![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StanCopier;2556022]Back to Pine Tree after trying other establishments and PT proves to be one of the best. Drew Anna, back after a long vacation. I had met her once before and she was amazing. Very attentive, soaking wet and totally into it. Provided exactly what I needed. Anna and Joann are fantastic![/QUOTE]I had Anna this morning. Very nice very attentive and I agree totally into it. Also a great body she works out and it shows. A great time can't wait to back even though it is a long drive from up north suburb.

[QUOTE=Elmwoood;2560383]I had Anna this morning. Very nice very attentive and I agree totally into it. Also a great body she works out and it shows. A great time can't wait to back even though it is a long drive from up north suburb.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys- appreciate the info! I'll give this place another shot.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2560426]Thanks guys- appreciate the info! I'll give this place another shot.[/QUOTE]I too, had services of the full variety applied by Anna this past Saturday and was not disappointed in the slightest. Although, I did go to see Joann, asked for her by name, was willing to wait 20 minutes for her, but still had Anna sent to me instead.

Since I'd heard such good things about her from StanCopier before, I just went with it. And am glad I did although Joann is still my ATF.

Pine Tree is such a gem, have only had two slightly subpar experiences there amongst 20 or so mostly awesome ones.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2560437]I too, had services of the full variety applied by Anna this past Saturday and was not disappointed in the slightest. Although, I did go to see Joann, asked for her by name, was willing to wait 20 minutes for her, but still had Anna sent to me instead.

Since I'd heard such good things about her from StanCopier before, I just went with it. And am glad I did although Joann is still my ATF.

Pine Tree is such a gem, have only had two slightly subpar experiences there amongst 20 or so mostly awesome ones.[/QUOTE]I found Anna after previously being sent away, yes Anna is deserving of praise, for those of you who actually come for the massage, its not that good but I wasn't there for that. I did not ask for her by name since it was my first time there and I could sense the mamsan tense up, which unfortunately as I have posted before, I have just had to to get use to when I show for the first time at a spa.

After the festivities, I was properly introduced to the mamasan and everyone was smiling. I was going to go to either Lux, Pine tree or the old standby Royal in Indiana. Anna made me glad I chose Pine Tree.

Was feeling the need yesterday and went to see ivy around 10:30. I was the only monger there, and as a result, got a six hand massage, and a two mouth finish. They are not the youngest, or best looking, but for the price, well worth it. IMHO.

[QUOTE=BigSales59;2567247]Was feeling the need yesterday and went to see ivy around 10:30. I was the only monger there, and as a result, got a six hand massage, and a two mouth finish. They are not the youngest, or best looking, but for the price, well worth it. IMHO.[/QUOTE]I agree. At Ivy, they may be even older than what we usually have to deal with, but they are enthusiastic.

And with that in mind, I need to vent about how crappy we have it here in Chicago / Illinois. I just came back from Honolulu and the "AMPs" they have there are phenomenal. FS with absolutely hot asian women. It is truly a shame that we have to be grateful for a couple enthusiastic old asian women, and even THAT is looked on as something outstanding.

Time to take a trip to Honolulu. LOL.

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;2571415]I agree. At Ivy, they may be even older than what we usually have to deal with, but they are enthusiastic.

And with that in mind, I need to vent about how crappy we have it here in Chicago / Illinois. I just came back from Honolulu and the "AMPs" they have there are phenomenal. FS with absolutely hot asian women. It is truly a shame that we have to be grateful for a couple enthusiastic old asian women, and even THAT is looked on as something outstanding.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigSales59;2567247]Was feeling the need yesterday and went to see ivy around 10:30. I was the only monger there, and as a result, got a six hand massage, and a two mouth finish. They are not the youngest, or best looking, but for the price, well worth it. IMHO.[/QUOTE]I went there again and once again received nothing more than a mediocre massage. What am I doing wrong? Is there some secret?

[QUOTE=Morry1;2571797]I went there again and once again received nothing more than a mediocre massage. What am I doing wrong? Is there some secret?[/QUOTE]Perhaps you're giving out some sort of a LE vibe. Are you getting the TS, and leaving the towel off when you're back in the room? I've never had any problems there with my touching and wandering hands, and always get extra attention when they're not busy. Although I agree the massage can be pretty mediocre.

-w.

I don't understand either. Seems strange. They are very accomodating.

[QUOTE=Morry1;2571797]I went there again and once again received nothing more than a mediocre massage. What am I doing wrong? Is there some secret?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Morry1;2571797]I went there again and once again received nothing more than a mediocre massage. What am I doing wrong? Is there some secret?[/QUOTE]Morry, it sounds like you're giving off the wrong vibe. I always act as cheery as possible, give the mms a hug and definitely give the attendant a hug and pat on the rear. I have never struck out.

Always a good time with why* at Cove. So glad she's back. I have never seen other attendants there, has anyone else? I met the mms on my last visit when comcast was fixing the phone / cable.

I agree with the others, you might be giving off the wrong vibe. I am 63 and take Viagra. Nobody would think I am LEO. Plus I have been through the drill so many times, I know all the things to say and not say. Call it a relaxed, friendly attitude, I guess. Perhaps you are younger and in good shape, look like LEO. Walkie Talkie, handcuffs, gun, and badge are mood killers also. But seriously, try to be friendly, and relax. Enjoy the massage. Smile, be nice and respectful. Hug the MS, and MT. Introduce yourself and smile. "I am Bob. It's nice to meet you." Pay attention when she tells you her name. Get one hour. Not half an hour. I prefer to skip the table shower, but that's just me. If prefer the main event in the room. If they ask if you have been there before, be truthful. If you have not been there, mention a few competing places and tell them you wanted to try a new place. Get the names from the Forum. When they tell you to undress, tell them you would like some help, and ask the girl to stay. If she actually does stay in the room as you undress, have her do the unbuttoning and unzipping. Take two or three condoms out of your pants. ([U]Always bring your own. Never use theirs[/U]. ) Then embrace her and ask if you can remove her clothes. Be gentle and sensual. [U]Offer to massage her[/U]. Do a nice job, not just grab-ass. After all you are proving you are a nice, friendly guy, who wants his friend to enjoy herself. At some point she might ask "What do you want". That's your golden ticket. Just say something like "You are amazing. I am so excited. Let's Fuck". Make an effort to get her off as well. That's half the fun. Never discuss price. If they say a particular price, just mention another place and their prices. Nude HE, worth $50 or $60 depending on how much she let's you do, how long the service. FS is $100 or $120, again depending on the effort. For example, after the deed, she should actually give you a massage. If so, and you get the full hour or a second pop, then tip at the higher end of scale. If she shorts you on time, then maybe tip at the lower end. Now, for sure, make sure you get her name. IF you really hit it off, find out the days she works. Tell her you don't want to lose contact and ask for her phone number, or WeChat (Chinese) or KayKayo (SP?) (Korean) contact info. Good luck. Tell us how it goes next time. Bob.

[QUOTE=Morry1;2571797]I went there again and once again received nothing more than a mediocre massage. What am I doing wrong? Is there some secret?[/QUOTE]

I was coming home from the south side and decided to hit up pinetree. 1130 am. 30 min wait. So I left. Heard about new talent at maple. What bullshit. I few years back I got lucky with a sandy blond Asian chick. Very pleasing to the eyes. But this time. Never again. I figure I let you guys know that the adds are false. Even ivy had older chicks but BBBJ / cim is a game changer for me. She's out of site during the deed and with age comes talent.

But maple. I had to work my old magic with my eyes closed. That's how much it turned me off. I felt ashamed when I left. Same feeling you get when you wake up next to a fugly chick that you brought home the night before.

Biscuit out.