I had a new fuel gauge installed in my CAR.
It just made more sense!
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I had a new fuel gauge installed in my CAR.
It just made more sense!
I met this woman the other day and she said she knew you.
Hey Mom.
First: You have to Locate Your Flag..
Second: Firmly Grasp the Edges... and Pull, Slightly....
Lastly...Observe...With Reverence....
End of Lesson...
The proper observance of tradition.
Sex With a Cowboy
Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a Blonde New Yorker), confided to her co-workers
she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have s#x with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook
that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!
"And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls!
They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns
and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have s#x with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? ?When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket
of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
Belated Happy Easter
The pink jelly beans taste the best! :p
AJ
Marriage
Alien Collection!
Now these are the type of aliens I wish would invade me.
A redneck wheel of fortune shirt.
Silda Wall Spitzer has been amazingly calm and has shown unusual grace in how supportive a political wife can be during her husband's apologetic speeches. Other women can only hope to emulate her in similar situations.
But of course, in the privacy of their own home ...
This is scary for anyone who travels frequently by plane!
Actual crack in a US Airways Boeing 737 window frame! Fliers beware of the sub standard maintenance on the airplanes that you fly on. This is an actual crack that was found in the window frame on a 737. I'll definitely think twice before flying USAir.
Senior Drivers
Believe it or not I was put on a waiting list lol.
Another useful item on the shelves.
Election news.