I love it when they say, "Whood you rike to rick my critolis?" :)
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I love it when they say, "Whood you rike to rick my critolis?" :)
Tried Mina at Osaka, would rate her average at best due to poor attitude.
Session started out pretty good, so I was surprised after about 20 minutes when she announced "I can't do that all the time, it's not my job. You know that. I'm a masseuse. " Well, I guess I don't know that, because I thought it is her job.
Oh well. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. There are enough girls out there that do want us to return, Tina at Oxygen being one of them.
Cheers!
I've always had friendly masseuses there but never able to get any of them naked. Are the current employees a little more "enterprising" than before?
[QUOTE=Bachatero]Tried Mina at Osaka, would rate her average at best due to poor attitude.
Session started out pretty good, so I was surprised after about 20 minutes when she announced "I can't do that all the time, it's not my job. You know that. I'm a masseuse. " Well, I guess I don't know that, because I thought it is her job.
Oh well. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. There are enough girls out there that do want us to return, Tina at Oxygen being one of them.
Cheers![/QUOTE]
I sure wish I had had the chance to visit Osaka during it's heyday. I read so many good reports in the archives. Sounds like it went downhill fast and from recent reports ...that it has not gotten any better. Thanks for taking one for the team. So where is the best amp in Tampa? I have only been to the amps in St. Pete. Please pm me w/any suggestions. Thanks so much.
CB
[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I sure wish I had had the chance to visit Osaka during it's heyday. I read so many good reports in the archives. Sounds like it went downhill fast and from recent reports ...that it has not gotten any better. Thanks for taking one for the team. So where is the best amp in Tampa? I have only been to the amps in St. Pete. Please pm me w/any suggestions. Thanks so much.
CB[/QUOTE]
It's funny that we talk about Osaka 'back in the day' like it was twenty years ago. Hard to believe it was only a year and a half ago that they were raided.
What Osaka had going for it was the biggest bang for the buck in any AMP I've seen before or since. Maybe not the most beautiful girls but by far the best service at an unbelievably reasonable price. Unfortunately it became a victim of its own success and the attention it received as a result. The goose got killed and there aren't any more golden eggs.
Osaka was the real deal until the bust. Now its a hit or miss from what I read. I used to go there and once a place gets on the hit list I avoid it. Aloha on Ulmerton seems to avoid the hit list but the location 5th ave n gets busted. Figure that one out for me. Also the Aloha on Ulmerton has bebe which is alot of fun but the on 5th ave you have an older grumpy lady which isnt worth the time of day.
I personally go with Aloha on Ulmerton as I enjoy the staff there and I think they are alot more fun to be around.
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=EyeLuvMassage]It's funny that we talk about Osaka 'back in the day' like it was twenty years ago. Hard to believe it was only a year and a half ago that they were raided.
What Osaka had going for it was the biggest bang for the buck in any AMP I've seen before or since. Maybe not the most beautiful girls but by far the best service at an unbelievably reasonable price. Unfortunately it became a victim of its own success and the attention it received as a result. The goose got killed and there aren't any more golden eggs.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cheesy Rider]I've always had friendly masseuses there but never able to get any of them naked. Are the current employees a little more "enterprising" than before?[/QUOTE]I have been recently, and its still the same. Not naked, but great massage.
Sup dudes! Since I hadn't had a decent meal in a while, and based on a recent review from one of our renowned food critics here on the board. I decided to dine at the Osaka bar and girll. Upon arrival, I was greeted by a very nice looking waitress, straight from the Tokyo Hooters. Tight little body, nice legs and great smile. Very impressed, made me really "hungry". After some pleasant conversation, she took me to the kitchen. Lovingly washed the items that would be brought out later, especially thorough job on the meat and potatoes. Next she led me back to the dining area. Lowered the lights, put on some soft music and made it extremely soothing. After some more friendly conversation, as well as getting me totally relaxed and stress free, I was really anticipating the "house special". She asked me if I wanted to face the other direction, so I did, I could see much better now. She brought out meat stick and began to prepare it. Unlike most meats, this one, the more you "tenderize" it, the firmer it becomes. She applied some olive oil and really went to work on it. She had an excellent technique. There were some nice melons nearby so I figured I'd checked the ripeness. It took me a while, but after much examination, I came to the conclusion that they were all natural, not processed. Very nice. Also within reach was a very inviting rump roast, actually smooth but firm under the wrapper. At this point the the meat stick was almost ready to be finished. She whipped up some cream to go with it. Wow, she really did an awesome job, however, it can get a bit messy, so after I was done, she brought me a hot towel and helped me clean up. All in all, it was a really great dining experience. I asked if there were other courses on the menu, but alas, they only serve appetizers. Anyway, I left duly impressed and satisfied. I give it an enthusiastic thumbs up. I would definitely recommened it as long as you aren't expecting a buffet, but do enjoy a nice "happy hour".
Bon Appetit!
[QUOTE=Nightowl21]Sup dudes! Since I hadn't had a decent meal in a while, and based on a recent review from one of our renowned food critics here on the board. I decided to dine at the Osaka bar and girll. Upon arrival, I was greeted by a very nice looking waitress, straight from the Tokyo Hooters. Tight little body, nice legs and great smile. Very impressed, made me really "hungry". After some pleasant conversation, she took me to the kitchen. Lovingly washed the items that would be brought out later, especially thorough job on the meat and potatoes. Next she led me back to the dining area. Lowered the lights, put on some soft music and made it extremely soothing. After some more friendly conversation, as well as getting me totally relaxed and stress free, I was really anticipating the "house special". She asked me if I wanted to face the other direction, so I did, I could see much better now. She brought out meat stick and began to prepare it. Unlike most meats, this one, the more you "tenderize" it, the firmer it becomes. She applied some olive oil and really went to work on it. She had an excellent technique. There were some nice melons nearby so I figured I'd checked the ripeness. It took me a while, but after much examination, I came to the conclusion that they were all natural, not processed. Very nice. Also within reach was a very inviting rump roast, actually smooth but firm under the wrapper. At this point the the meat stick was almost ready to be finished. She whipped up some cream to go with it. Wow, she really did an awesome job, however, it can get a bit messy, so after I was done, she brought me a hot towel and helped me clean up. All in all, it was a really great dining experience. I asked if there were other courses on the menu, but alas, they only serve appetizers. Anyway, I left duly impressed and satisfied. I give it an enthusiastic thumbs up. I would definitely recommened it as long as you aren't expecting a buffet, but do enjoy a nice "happy hour".
Bon Appetit![/QUOTE]
Are you the guy on the food channel they call "the Iron Chef"? Nice report Nightowl, as you say if you go looking for just an appetizer then it can be very satifying but if you go expecting a feast you may leave hungry.
CB
[QUOTE=Nightowl21]Sup dudes! Since I hadn't had a decent meal in a while, and based on a recent review from one of our renowned food critics here on the board. I decided to dine at the Osaka bar and girll. Upon arrival, I was greeted by a very nice looking waitress, straight from the Tokyo Hooters. Tight little body, nice legs and great smile. Very impressed, made me really "hungry". After some pleasant conversation, she took me to the kitchen. Lovingly washed the items that would be brought out later, especially thorough job on the meat and potatoes. Next she led me back to the dining area. Lowered the lights, put on some soft music and made it extremely soothing. After some more friendly conversation, as well as getting me totally relaxed and stress free, I was really anticipating the "house special". She asked me if I wanted to face the other direction, so I did, I could see much better now. She brought out meat stick and began to prepare it. Unlike most meats, this one, the more you "tenderize" it, the firmer it becomes. She applied some olive oil and really went to work on it. She had an excellent technique. There were some nice melons nearby so I figured I'd checked the ripeness. It took me a while, but after much examination, I came to the conclusion that they were all natural, not processed. Very nice. Also within reach was a very inviting rump roast, actually smooth but firm under the wrapper. At this point the the meat stick was almost ready to be finished. She whipped up some cream to go with it. Wow, she really did an awesome job, however, it can get a bit messy, so after I was done, she brought me a hot towel and helped me clean up. All in all, it was a really great dining experience. I asked if there were other courses on the menu, but alas, they only serve appetizers. Anyway, I left duly impressed and satisfied. I give it an enthusiastic thumbs up. I would definitely recommened it as long as you aren't expecting a buffet, but do enjoy a nice "happy hour".
Bon Appetit![/QUOTE]
I'm generally a buffet kind of guy. At the very least I like a girl to taste my meat stick without the wrapper.
Man, I miss the old Osaka.
I was driving up N. Dale Mabry (just north of Linebaugh) today and noticed a HUGE banner announcing "Oriental Massage Coming Soon" on the left hand side. I'm not so sure such a high-profile way of announcing their arrival to the such an upscale neighborhood was the best way for them to go but it will be interesting to see how an MP will fare in an area that has long been lacking in any business of that nature. Will keep you posted.
Years back was VIP spa in same area. Stayed a couple years. Never was overly busy. Never partook due to it's precarious location.
[QUOTE=Chase Star]I was driving up N. Dale Mabry (just north of Linebaugh) today and noticed a HUGE banner announcing "Oriental Massage Coming Soon" on the right hand side. I'm not so sure such a high-profile way of announcing their arrival to the such an upscale neighborhood was the best way for them to go but it will be interesting to see how an MP will fare in an area that has long been lacking in any business of that nature. Will keep you posted.[/QUOTE]
I think you are correct. Locating an AMP in an upscale section of town, rather than an industrial park, just tends to get more complaints and keeps LEO watching very closely. I think we can forget about it becoming the next Osaka based on location alone.
CB
ok I broke down and went to Osaka today. Mine is cute. Great massagy. Have her walk on yer back. Dassa vey nice. Although facial cum shots and three girl Greek scream parties are not likely available other than in my distant memory of those good old days. She gave a nice tug. Nice titty play allowed. Not bad really. Had fun. Cute girl. Happy ending.
Keep banging
Went there last weekend and had just an amazing experience. The provider was not really clear with her name so I just let it go. She gave an amazing table shower cleaning every nook and cranny with great care. The massage was actually really good; back walk was a little rough, but felt great when she was done. On the flip she did this thing with her hands that nearly made a handshake unneccesary. I wish I could describe it, but the words honestly escape me. No tip negotiation, just went right to it like it was SOP. When I get back to Tampa I plan on making another visit because that was AWESOME. I wish they had places like that here in Orlando.