Got to Love Creative Minds.
So yesterday I was at my local gym after work and struck up a brief conversation with a mid 40's GILF with a tight body and nice tits blonde / blue about 5'5. Anyway I concluded my workout and headed for the showers. As I left the club the GILF was out front, freshly showered and looking great. She had a couple large duffels with her. I asked if I could help her with those. She said sure if I didn't mind walking up to the bus stop. I asked her if I could take her somewhere. She said she needed to get to her storage unit about two miles away. It was on my way home so I said "No problem".
On the drive there she admitted she was recently homeless and her job was cutting her hours recently. Long story short she said she needed under 100.00 to get the rest of the money together for her storage rent. She offered a BBBJ for the amount and said we could conduct business in her storage unit if I were interested. Of course, being a gentleman I agreed to help a lady out.
When we got to the storage unit and opened the door, boxes were stacked floor to about 8 feet high. I asked how would this work? She laughed and told me to slide around past the wall of boxes. Behind the boxes she had set up a bed room. Full sized mattress, bed made. Bed table lamp a space heater a mini fridge, chemical toilet and a wash basin with gallon jugs of water. Also a microwave. She said she had to unplug everything to run the microwave. And had to unplug the fridge to run the heater. It was fairly cozy and secure. The only drawback was she had to be in by 10:00 when they locked the unit.
Anyway we conducted business and it progressed to full service because she said she wanted more. It was a fantastic experience, probably because of the slight kink of playing in a storage unit. She said she got the idea from a friend of hers that isn't homeless but is a provider that works out of a storage unit sometimes. I have to admire people's ingenuity. The unit itself in an older complex that doesn't have live on managers and there are very few monitors. She's looking for an apartment with a roommate and isn't, (admitting to), a full time escort. Just guys she's attracted to, (lol).
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[QUOTE=Boomer14;6418811]So yesterday I was at my local gym after work and struck up a brief conversation with a mid 40's GILF with a tight body and nice tits blonde / blue about 5'5. Anyway I concluded my workout and headed for the showers. As I left the club the GILF was out front, freshly showered and looking great. She had a couple large duffels with her. I asked if I could help her with those. She said sure if I didn't mind walking up to the bus stop. I asked her if I could take her somewhere. She said she needed to get to her storage unit about two miles away. It was on my way home so I said "No problem".
On the drive there she admitted she was recently homeless and her job was cutting her hours recently. Long story short she said she needed under 100.00 to get the rest of the money together for her storage rent. She offered a BBBJ for the amount and said we could conduct business in her storage unit if I were interested. Of course, being a gentleman I agreed to help a lady out.
When we got to the storage unit and opened the door, boxes were stacked floor to about 8 feet high. I asked how would this work? She laughed and told me to slide around past the wall of boxes. Behind the boxes she had set up a bed room. Full sized mattress, bed made. Bed table lamp a space heater a mini fridge, chemical toilet and a wash basin with gallon jugs of water. Also a microwave. She said she had to unplug everything to run the microwave. And had to unplug the fridge to run the heater. It was fairly cozy and secure. The only drawback was she had to be in by 10:00 when they locked the unit.
Anyway we conducted business and it progressed to full service because she said she wanted more. It was a fantastic experience, probably because of the slight kink of playing in a storage unit. She said she got the idea from a friend of hers that isn't homeless but is a provider that works out of a storage unit sometimes. I have to admire people's ingenuity. The unit itself in an older complex that doesn't have live on managers and there are very few monitors. She's looking for an apartment with a roommate and isn't, (admitting to), a full time escort. Just guys she's attracted to, (lol).[/QUOTE]
Overused meaningless terms
So what do you think are the most overused, meaningless terms that providers use in their ads?
Goddess.
GFE.
Highly reviewed, upscale.
Openminded.
Generous gentlemen.
Fetish friendly.