And now for something, completely different
OH MY GAHD!
I wonder if she reminds anyone of certain streetwalkers in the area?
[URL]http://efukt.com/21212_'Original_P'.html[/URL]
BAHAHAHAHA.
Peace.
PK.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Alright. The level of provider douche-bagery has reached an all time high. Please allow me to elaborate.
Last night, feeling the need for some strange, I decided to look up a new girl and TOFTT. I searched the Albany section of BP and found a lot of the same old bs. Since I live north of Albany, I decided to check out the Glens Falls section of BP. There I found this listing:
[URL]http://glensfalls.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-hott-playmate/16223970[/URL]
All looks good upon first glance so the basic research starts. First step, look her pics up on [URL]tineye.com[/URL]. There are no fewer than 42 sites using the top pic, and 6 using the bottom one. STRIKE 1! I figure what the heck lets see how this provider responds to an inquiry to meet. I text her and she says that her rules are simple and are outlined in the video on her website [URL]www.gfevibe.com/cin[/URL] Out of curiosity I hit the website and watch the video that explains in order for us both to feel more comfortable I need to set up an account and deposit $25 into an account. I text her back stating emphatically she must be nuts and that the only way I'd see her were under rules which make ME, THE CUSTOMER comfortable. Those rules are uber basic, she tells me her address, I show up, we do what adults do, then I provide her with the agreed upon donation amount. Anything different than that was not going to fly. She texts me back telling me that the $25 is a deposit that is applied to the donation and it's purpose is so that we both feel comfortable. I proceed to explain to her in a rather firm but gentlemanly way that I would never fall for her scheme since the only person feeling comfortable with me depositing a $25 pre-visit amount would be her.
My point here is, who do these girls think they are? I'm sure there are guys who don't show up when appointments are made. Hell, I've been one of them however things happen, occasionally. I can tell you this, there are a higher percent of the providers that are unreliable than the guys doing their best to see them. I've been fucked over at a rate of 3:1 (for every three girls I make appointments with I have 1 that is there / on time / the girl in the pics).
If any of you fall for this shit, god love ya. Never will this guy EVER pay any amount sight unseen for the opportunity to set an appointment. This has dine and dash written all over it. What in the hell could this girl be thinking, fake pics, a video and scenario that benefits ONLY her, and a scheme that has Maddoff jealous.
There has to be a village who misses their idiot.
L10.
Your All Time Favorite (ATF)
Who is your all time favorite? Why is she the top of the tops?
I have been having this internal debate for a few months now and I no longer think I have one. NOT because any girl I dig has done anything wrong or fallen out of favor. But more because everyday I want a different flavor for my taco.
For a few years in 2007-2009 (just guessing) I can pretty much say Victoria was by far my ATF. Hands down! But that was probably more because I saw her 2-3 times a week at the drop of a hat. I'd get the itch and call her and she was almost always around the corner from me and ready. She was SO HOT and young, 20-21, fresh like milk fed veal. Not a pimple or blemish anywhere on her body and the MOST perfect ass I had ever seen and can suck my dick like VERY few I have ever come across. OH THE HUMANITY!
After a while, I got a bit bored with my perfect spinner and she wasn't as available and I branched out more. I've really been enjoying the total variety our area has to offer these days. Kendra Fierce has a great ass, way bigger than Vic's but just so perfectly round and shaped in proportion to the size. She is not a spinner but not BBW either, pretty face and huge tits and the porn star skills to spin your head around, what's not to love?
Brooke in Schenectady has a great cocksucking skill that was remarkable to say the least and a fine spinner body. But then the teeth got nasty and she got rail-thin beyond a healthy look. Always wanted to bring her a sandwich Now I would have to say that Cassandra has taken that BJ spot over for me. She has some great skills and swallows like a good girl should!! Again, what's not to love?
Kristen Adorable can play with the big cats. She sucks a nice dick and has a tight little body. Really great college girl ass and pretty face. The only thing that put me off about her was the asking for a tip before the session even started. But she is young and not too savvy yet. I'm sure she will learn. I certainly wouldn't turn my back on her with a hard-on, she's a hottie! In contrast, Destiny is VERY savvy and very cool- she's no spinner like Brooke or KA- but is very, very sexy and can charm my snake like the pied fucking piper! Again, what's not to love?
Extreme Alexis! Gabrielle! What can I say? They are right up there with the hottest women in Hollywood and can fuck and suck and will roll your eyes back in your head like a rollercoaster at Six Flags!! If I was really made of money I would play tag team with them every day instead of going to the gym! No shit!
How can one choose an All Time Favorite out of an all star line up like this? And to be honest this is only the tip of the iceberg (I like to play just the tip). Lord knows there are easily dozens more we can discuss. Carrie, Amy (suicide girl), Leah, Tara, Krissy rock, Nina. I mean really.
SO, what's the deal? How do you pick your ATF? And does it change over time?
Peace.
PK.