Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=DooMama7;6537783]Dancer at bogies that was old. Did she have blonde hair (short or tracks? (Massive tits?[/QUOTE]Sorry, didn't get the name of the grandma that wouldn't leave me alone. I should add that after a few minutes of "talking" to her (she was pretty much a spaced out idiot that couldn't hold any sort of conversation, and by then I had been there 15 minutes and realized there was no stripper there that was both under 50 why / o, and under 250 lbs), I told her I had to make a quick call outside. I had only drank half my beer so she said she'd stay at my table and make sure the waitress didn't take it.

I just hopped in my car and left.

A handful of girls I chill with from Legends started working here, so I checked the place out last Saturday night for the first time to show some support. I took an Uber, so no idea about valet costs. Entry was $20. The place seems much more spacious than Legends. The layout makes it easier to scope out the talent.

I sat at the bar and turned around to take in the sights. The bartender asked what I wanted and told her I needed a minute to decide. She never came back.

One of the girls I came to see spotted me. Wouldn't have been too difficult to see me seeing as there were only three other customers at the bar, too. We chatted about what she likes about Coli vs Legends. I don't remember much of what she said because I didn't care LOL.

She asked if I wanted to check out their VIP room since she hadn't been back there yet either. Sure, why not. $20 to the bouncer and I was able to choose my own seat. I chose the very back of the dark room. There were three other customers back there getting dances, too. We agreed on our usual 3 for $100. After 3 songs, she asked if I wanted to continue. I told her that's all the money I had for her and the rest was meant for another Legends girl I wanted to support. She slid her hand down my pants and said she could do that there. I played dumb and asked her what she was doing. She said she could do BBBJ if I was up for it. I was definitely up for it and am no stranger to extras, but didn't know girls could do them at Coli. She told me $200 but she'd cut me a deal since she knows me at $150. I told her $100 was all I had left and it was meant for her friend. She said she'd do it for $100, but only if I came back to see her this weekend. She got to business, did the deed, and swallowed it all. We were the only ones back there at this point.

I'd like to do FS with her if I can. Has anyone gotten FS at Coli recently? I usually get FS at Landing Strip for around $200-$250. Should I expect the same rates at Coli?

As for her, I don't want to name her publicly, but she's short, blonde, has been dancing for a few years. I can give more details via PM.

[QUOTE=AnotherPerson;6539059]A handful of girls I chill with from Legends started working here[/QUOTE]Thanks AP,

This is the most optimistic report I have read in a long time.

I used to have quite a bit of fun at Coli, but haven't been in years.

MM.

[QUOTE=AnotherPerson;6539059]A handful of girls I chill with from Legends started working here, so I checked the place out last Saturday night for the first time to show some support. I took an Uber, so no idea about valet costs. Entry was $20. The place seems much more spacious than Legends. The layout makes it easier to scope out the talent.

I sat at the bar and turned around to take in the sights. The bartender asked what I wanted and told her I needed a minute to decide. She never came back.

One of the girls I came to see spotted me. Wouldn't have been too difficult to see me seeing as there were only three other customers at the bar, too. We chatted about what she likes about Coli vs Legends. I don't remember much of what she said because I didn't care LOL.

She asked if I wanted to check out their VIP room since she hadn't been back there yet either. Sure, why not. $20 to the bouncer and I was able to choose my own seat. I chose the very back of the dark room. There were three other customers back there getting dances, too. We agreed on our usual 3 for $100. After 3 songs, she asked if I wanted to continue. I told her that's all the money I had for her and the rest was meant for another Legends girl I wanted to support. She slid her hand down my pants and said she could do that there. I played dumb and asked her what she was doing. She said she could do BBBJ if I was up for it. I was definitely up for it and am no stranger to extras, but didn't know girls could do them at Coli. She told me $200 but she'd cut me a deal since she knows me at $150. I told her $100 was all I had left and it was meant for her friend. She said she'd do it for $100, but only if I came back to see her this weekend. She got to business, did the deed, and swallowed it all. We were the only ones back there at this point.

I'd like to do FS with her if I can. Has anyone gotten FS at Coli recently? I usually get FS at Landing Strip for around $200-$250. Should I expect the same rates at Coli?

As for her, I don't want to name her publicly, but she's short, blonde, has been dancing for a few years. I can give more details via PM.[/QUOTE]Pre curtains and certainly before I knew the bored I may have worked downtown for a bit company in a sales role. I did very well and often had lunch with a FS side with hot chicks from legend's. Before my employment in Detroit I had only gone to LS obviously fun FS, ace of spades and hustler. Ace when I had an AA desire and the others when I was close or passing through. After this bored I've found the cheap end of things and love the value. I'm sorry a 9 sometimes is often worse in bed than a 5 knowing she has to try harder. The older I get, I value money and cheaper thrills more knowing I've dated the 9's and also paid for the 9's and didn't get that much bang for the buck. Nevertheless I digress glad to hear 8 mile has some fun. Maybe I'll check it out after a few more reviews. But 3 or 4 Benji's for a 20 min or less session sounds a bit lame anymore, just see a hot escort.

[QUOTE=SamPerkins420;6537651]Just had a total dud of an afternoon at the Inkster spots.

Started at Criket, got there around 1 it was pretty empty only like 3 other mongers there, and about 6 dancers. Sat at the bar & chatted with Sunday, who was nice but not my type at all. Tall, bigger girl covered in tats & piercings. Sent her away and Chloe came stumbling over she is just a mess. She asked if she could sit next to me, I said no I was waiting on someone, she sat down anyway. Asked me to buy her a drink when the bartender came over, I said no, she ordered one anyway so I literally told the bartender "I'm not buying her that. " She asked Chloe if she still wanted it, she said no. Told her I wasn't looking for dances, she just kept rubbing on me anyway.

I think the bouncer could tell I wanted nothing to do with her bc he came over and said someone needed her in back. She was like "OK give me a minute" and he literally said "now," and made her walk in back with him. Candace came up & asked if I was waiting for Chloe, I said no you can sit with me. I've seen her before she used to go by Elizabeth. Anyway a few minutes later Chloe came stumbling back over and just plopped down on the other side of me, wrapped her arm around me and said to Candace "I'm sitting with him. " Candace I could tell wanted nothing to do with crazy so she was like "whatever, he said I can sit here but I don't want anything getting started," and she left.

Chloe again asked me to buy her a drink while trying to rub on me as I was pulling away, at this point I was done with mine & hadn't seen anyone of interest so I just got up and walked out without even saying anything to her. They've got to fire her, she is a complete mess every time.

Anyway I went first to Henry's where the lot was pretty bare. Walked in the open door and noticed hardly any lights were on. Their power was out & they had a generator going but it only powered the place a tiny bit. There were a couple of dancers but I turned around and went to Bogart's.

Bogie's was kind of bumping, presumably got all the Henry's people that day. 6-8 dancers but they were the usual old and or fat Bogart's girls. Fortunately no Torri though. I had one beer, chatted with some old blonde stripper that was probably 60, then left as there was no talent even worthy of being called "talent."

Overall dud of an afternoon and getting out of there was a ***** with all tons of traffic signals out. I may try again tonight or tomorrow evening but the dayshift down there has been brutal lately. Spent $9 at Criket on one beer + tip, and approx $15 at Bogie's on cover, one beer + tip.[/QUOTE]Ah, a Tori fan. What's it about her that you're into?

[QUOTE=XaDudeX;6540508]Ah, a Tori fan. What's it about her that you're into?[/QUOTE]Reread Sam's post. He said "Fortunately no Torri though. ".

[QUOTE=TimeTwist;6540701]Reread Sam's post. He said "Fortunately no Torri though. ".[/QUOTE]Wow, thanks. Don't know why my eyes just glossed right over that. I was curious to hear what spot it was of his that she happened to hit, if that weren't the case!

Good morning gentlemen-.

I've been to SC a few times over the past years when I get to Detroit. Had some good and not so good times, but that's to be expected in this hobby.

I'll be coming through town. This week, and had a question-is there value to the booth seating at SC? I recall one time I was there and the doorman may have said something about a $10 charge for getting a booth. I passed, since it seemed like an unnecessary charge, but now I'm wondering if it may be worth it. I'm speaking specifically of the day shift there.

Thanks in advance for any info you can share. I'll probably be there on Wednesday day shift-let me know if anyone wants to meet up and swap lies.

I remain, humbly-B.

[QUOTE=Bozack;6541998]Good morning gentlemen-.

I've been to SC a few times over the past years when I get to Detroit. Had some good and not so good times, but that's to be expected in this hobby.

I'll be coming through town. This week, and had a question-is there value to the booth seating at SC? I recall one time I was there and the doorman may have said something about a $10 charge for getting a booth. I passed, since it seemed like an unnecessary charge, but now I'm wondering if it may be worth it. I'm speaking specifically of the day shift there.

Thanks in advance for any info you can share. I'll probably be there on Wednesday day shift-let me know if anyone wants to meet up and swap lies.

I remain, humbly-B.[/QUOTE]Personally I have found no benefit to the booths at all. Then again, I'm not going to SC to hang out for a few hours, but rather to find & bang a hot stripper then get out.

If you want to hang out a while, eat lunch with strippers, etc., booths are great for that. If your objective is closer to mine, stick with the bar or the free seating on the floor.

[QUOTE=XaDudeX;6541950]Wow, thanks. Don't know why my eyes just glossed right over that. I was curious to hear what spot it was of his that she happened to hit, if that weren't the case![/QUOTE]Yeah Torri is a no for me, dawg. Thankfully haven't seen her the last couple of times there. She's hideous.

Was in town over the weekend and stopped by LS Friday evening. Didn't see too much to my liking until I spotted a very cute blonde with amazing looking tits. She came over and introduced herself as Bella (I think? Immediately got down to discussing VIP options. Started high but negotiated down to something more reasonable (still high, but she was fucking hot and I didn't want to leave empty handed). Got to the VIP room and she got to work like a champ. She does everything covered which I'm 100% on board with. All in all, definitely a good time.

It's been years since I visited Bogarts but always had a good time mongering there before. Stopped by every time I visited Detroit in recent months and that place is a hit or a miss. Sometimes, you do find a dancer or two that will negotiate for a quick dream and sometimes you don't want that dream even if it's offered to you. The girls all have standard stripper names but there are a few that I have seen continuously for the past 7 or 8 years. A good bet for someone on a budget compared to some of the other Detroit clubs that can get pricey for a quick dream.

[QUOTE=DBFellow69;6542168]It's been years since I visited Bogarts but always had a good time mongering there before. Stopped by every time I visited Detroit in recent months and that place is a hit or a miss. Sometimes, you do find a dancer or two that will negotiate for a quick dream and sometimes you don't want that dream even if it's offered to you. The girls all have standard stripper names but there are a few that I have seen continuously for the past 7 or 8 years. A good bet for someone on a budget compared to some of the other Detroit clubs that can get pricey for a quick dream.[/QUOTE]Spot on. I've been there when talent was so low that a 12-pack of viagra wouldn't have helped. Other times, smoking hot talent that probably belonged across the street. Part of the fun is finding what's in the box of chocolates, eh Forest Gump?

Pretty hilarious question maybe, but any advice on cheaper or mid priced clubs around Detroit metro that are blessed with a decent amount of thick chicks? Any clubs that tend to have more? Not talking BBW, but thick. Big butts, boobs, even getting towards chubby. And assuming there are, any of these clubs extras friendly?

Hey Gents, have any of you had any decent luck on Saturday day shifts? Got a chance to have a few hours to myself coming up next weekend and wanted to see if there were any good spots to go check out for a quick in and out (if ya'll catch my drift).

[QUOTE=LostInDetroit;6544400]Hey Gents, have any of you had any decent luck on Saturday day shifts? Got a chance to have a few hours to myself coming up next weekend and wanted to see if there were any good spots to go check out for a quick in and out (if ya'll catch my drift).[/QUOTE]Dayshift is going to be dead at most clubs. Silver Cricket sometimes has a decent Saturday dayshift.

[QUOTE=Bmarr77;6544572]Dayshift is going to be dead at most clubs. Silver Cricket sometimes has a decent Saturday dayshift.[/QUOTE]Agree, Saturday day shifts at the clubs are ghost towns in the summer, if you go keep your expectations very low.

[QUOTE=JackOfClubs;6544623]Agree, Saturday day shifts at the clubs are ghost towns in the summer, if you go keep your expectations very low.[/QUOTE]I'd start at Criket to take advantage of no parking or entrance fees. If you strike out there, you can drive a few minutes east to BT's, although you will pay valet & cover. Or drive a few minutes west to Bogie's & H8 N. $5 to get into one plus mandatory drink, if you strike out you can ask the bouncer for a free entrance ticket to the other club. Keep in mind you'll smell like smoke from Bogie's / H8.

Just be patient & realize you may have to hit up multiple clubs to get what you want.

[QUOTE=SamPerkins420;6544728]I'd start at Criket to take advantage of no parking or entrance fees. If you strike out there, you can drive a few minutes east to BT's, although you will pay valet & cover. Or drive a few minutes west to Bogie's & H8 N. $5 to get into one plus mandatory drink, if you strike out you can ask the bouncer for a free entrance ticket to the other club. Keep in mind you'll smell like smoke from Bogie's / H8.

Just be patient & realize you may have to hit up multiple clubs to get what you want.[/QUOTE]Appreciate all the info here guys. Looks like I might just hit up an AMP instead. LOL.

Took a trip H8 last night and was approached by Patience, a tall slim black girl, the night was early so she joined me. We chatted a bit but didn't get to discussing any activities but that didn't deter her from ordering a damn $14 shot of patron that I didn't offer to buy but was expected to pay for. Me having never caused any problems or scenes just begrudgingly paid. I know I'm not the only one this has happened to but damn that was just rude as all shit when I do nothing but show respect to these girls. Sorry for the rant but also just warning the rest of my fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=Random37;6544873]Took a trip H8 last night and was approached by Patience, a tall slim black girl, the night was early so she joined me. We chatted a bit but didn't get to discussing any activities but that didn't deter her from ordering a damn $14 shot of patron that I didn't offer to buy but was expected to pay for. Me having never caused any problems or scenes just begrudgingly paid. I know I'm not the only one this has happened to but damn that was just rude as all shit when I do nothing but show respect to these girls. Sorry for the rant but also just warning the rest of my fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]I posted in here about a similar encounter recently at Criket, I had a clinger girl that would not leave me alone. Begged me for drinks, dances, to order her lunch, etc. I kept saying no and that I was waiting for someone else. She wouldn't take a hint so I told her I had to step outside of the club to make a call, assuming she would get it & move on.

Nope. Instead, she must have commiserated with the waitress when I was outside. I walked back in after a few minutes, my table was cleared & clinger nowhere in site. Waitress recognized me and asked if I wanted another beer before I even got to my table, I said yes. Two minutes later she walked back over with a beer & a drink on her tray, and the dancer. Dancer sat next to me, waitress put both drinks down and said "$32. " The fucking ***** ordered herself a $24 drink without even asking.

I stood up, took out a wad of cash that is for dances so they could see it, then took out my wallet. I counted out Exactly $32, put it on the table, turned and walked out without saying anything or even touching my drink.

I also called the club a few days later to complain, whomever answered the phone said he's the manager. He half-assed tried to defend it for a minute, then said "if anything like that ever happens again, just get the bouncer or manager and don't worry about paying for either drink. "

If that ever happens again to me I'm not paying and will make a scene. Ridiculous scam these girls are catching on to. It's one thing for them to beg for drinks, esp with shot girl. Another entirely to just order one behind my back.

[QUOTE=SamPerkins420;6544987]I posted in here about a similar encounter recently at Criket, I had a clinger girl that would not leave me alone. Begged me for drinks, dances, to order her lunch, etc. I kept saying no and that I was waiting for someone else. She wouldn't take a hint so I told her I had to step outside of the club to make a call, assuming she would get it & move on.

Nope. Instead, she must have commiserated with the waitress when I was outside. I walked back in after a few minutes, my table was cleared & clinger nowhere in site. Waitress recognized me and asked if I wanted another beer before I even got to my table, I said yes. Two minutes later she walked back over with a beer & a drink on her tray, and the dancer. Dancer sat next to me, waitress put both drinks down and said "$32. " The fucking ***** ordered herself a $24 drink without even asking.

I stood up, took out a wad of cash that is for dances so they could see it, then took out my wallet. I counted out Exactly $32, put it on the table, turned and walked out without saying anything or even touching my drink.

I also called the club a few days later to complain, whomever answered the phone said he's the manager. He half-assed tried to defend it for a minute, then said "if anything like that ever happens again, just get the bouncer or manager and don't worry about paying for either drink..[/QUOTE]You have to be mentally prepared for that to happen. I would just say "I didn't orders that, I don't want it, I'm not paying for it". No reason to involve a manager. Managers don't care if they lose infrequent customers. If the dancer gets mad and quits on the spot, that's bad for the manager. They don't care if you pay with one dollar bills and walk out. The next time they see you they'll do the same thing again.

Tl; Dr Got FS at Coli last weekend, but wasn't able to finish for a variety of reasons and distractions. She reads this site and said it's okay to give her name and Instagram in PMs but not publicly to avoid conflict with the other girls at Coli and to protect her job downtown.

This is a follow up to my previous report about Coliseum. I returned last Saturday to see the girl I previously reported on. I saw her friend, a dancer from Players, and went to VIP for our usual 3 for $100. I did not ask her about extras, but she has suggested them without directly saying so in the past. The dancer I came in for who gave me BBBJCIM the previous weekend was on stage when I came out. I tipped her so she'd know to find me at the bar. After she freshened up post stage, we made small talk and went to the VIP.

Another $20 to the bouncer and back we went. There were several people in the back corner of the VIP area, so she chose a seat in the opposite corner near the front left of the VIP. I didn't want just dances and informed her I wanted FS. She said she would, but wasn't allowed to where were sitting. She started dancing and said she was killing time until the back room opened otherwise she'd get thrown back on stage for just sitting and talking in the VIP.

I asked if she wanted to hop on anyway while we waited. I didn't think she'd take me seriously, but I watched as she scanned the room. She pulled a condom out of her small bag and told me to discreetly slip it on. I told her nobody was looking and she moved her thong to the side as she slid me in. Or tried to. She wasn't very wet. She said it was because it was her first FS at Coli and she was distracted watching for the bouncer and girls who might snitch. She did some cg and rcg. It wasn't as enjoyable as I wanted it to be because of her being distracted by where we were sitting.

While it was fun for a moment, I called it without completing. We never agreed on a price, but I gave her $2. 5 anyway. She didn't complain. I knew better than to ask about OTC. We chat on Instagram often and she works a professional job during the week and dances weekend nights only. You can pm for a name or her Instagram, but I won't say it publicly. As described before, she's petite, blonde, and has worked at Legends, FC, and Landing Strip.

It was my second time at Coli, so I don't know which other girls are open to extras. The one preoccuping the back corner was a tall slender AA. There was another girl in that corner, but could only gather she was brunette.

Kelsey / Kennedy and her friend Brittany, who are also from Legends and old Penthouse, were there. I have heard about their Penthouse days. That was before I began strip clubbing and I would like to take Kelsey to VIP next either at Coli or a different club. Another Legends dancer was there waitressing. Not sure what's going on at Legends for talent to be leaving and going elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Pussylicker2;6546121]You have to be mentally prepared for that to happen. I would just say "I didn't orders that, I don't want it, I'm not paying for it". No reason to involve a manager. Managers don't care if they lose infrequent customers. If the dancer gets mad and quits on the spot, that's bad for the manager. They don't care if you pay with one dollar bills and walk out. The next time they see you they'll do the same thing again.[/QUOTE]I agree with PL.

Girls will try to hustle, the best approach is the direct one, and simply say I didn't order that or I didn't agree to pay for her drink.

I don't see what good calling the manager will do.

You can pay with dollar bills or pennies, as long as you pay. You will have this girl and everyone else she tells about how she hustled trying to replicate this situation.

MM.

[QUOTE=AnotherPerson;6547091]Tl;
I asked if she wanted to hop on anyway while we waited. I didn't think she'd take me seriously, but I watched as she scanned the room. She pulled a condom out of her small bag and told me to discreetly slip it on. I told her nobody was looking and she moved her thong to the side as she slid me in. Or tried to. She wasn't very wet. She said it was because it was her first FS at Coli and she was distracted watching for the bouncer and girls who might snitch. She did some cg and rcg. It wasn't as enjoyable as I wanted it to be because of her being distracted by where we were sitting.
[/QUOTE]AP,

Thanks for the report, this is making me want to go to Coli, and she for myself what can be achieved.

Thank you.

MM.

The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150.

The rest of the line-up needed to get on a Keto diet or save up for a lap-band surgery.

I've seen a few reports on Vixen. I'm about 30 minutes from Inkster so was just looking to see if anyone could give me some good details on what she looks like / when she works before I make the trip out there, don't care too much about her performance just looking to get a handful of some some big tits.

[QUOTE=RayRaynor;6548533]The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150.

The rest of the line-up needed to get on a Keto diet or save up for a lap-band surgery.[/QUOTE]This sounds like the larger white dancer I seen there last week, kind of clumsy on stage and going around to every table. I think she used to work at bogarts if we are talking about same dancer.

[QUOTE=Rg0794;6549549]I've seen a few reports on Vixen. I'm about 30 minutes from Inkster so was just looking to see if anyone could give me some good details on what she looks like / when she works before I make the trip out there, don't care too much about her performance just looking to get a handful of some some big tits.[/QUOTE]If your talking about Vixen from Henry's she hasn't been around in over a year. I think the person referencing her is confusing her with Alana. They were good friends so I can see where the confusion comes from. Unfortunately Alana is no where near Vixen in the looks department. Can't speak about her performance as I've never spent time with her. Vixen on the other hand was very fun.

[QUOTE=Rg0794;6549549] I make the trip out there, don't care too much about her performance just looking to get a handful of some some big tits.[/QUOTE]If you're looking for a large natural rack and don't mind a mediocre performer, then try Ella at Subi's day shift. She is early-20's, white, dyed blonde hair, medium build, wears glasses, and has a few tats. I've seen her there on Friday afternoons.

Subi's has two different areas for dances. Upfront near the entrance is an open area for regular topless dances, which are 20 per song with no VIP fee. The two private booths located back by the DJ are for whatever extras that you negotiate plus a 20 VIP fee.

[QUOTE=JulesJordan;6550280]If you're looking for a large natural rack and don't mind a mediocre performer, then try Ella at Subi's day shift. She is early-20's, white, dyed blonde hair, medium build, wears glasses, and has a few tats. .[/QUOTE]She looks awesome!!

[QUOTE=JulesJordan;6550280]If you're looking for a large natural rack and don't mind a mediocre performer, then try Ella at Subi's day shift. She is early-20's, white, dyed blonde hair, medium build, wears glasses, and has a few tats. I've seen her there on Friday afternoons.

Subi's has two different areas for dances. Upfront near the entrance is an open area for regular topless dances, which are 20 per song with no VIP fee. The two private booths located back by the DJ are for whatever extras that you negotiate plus a 20 VIP fee.[/QUOTE]It doesn't matter if they're natural or Bolt ons as long as they're big and aren't hard as a rock LOL. Any word on any others? Thanks for the info!

[QUOTE=RayRaynor;6548533]The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150.

The rest of the line-up needed to get on a Keto diet or save up for a lap-band surgery.[/QUOTE]Very accurate and entertaining report. Personally I've about given up on SC due to all the fatties. Got to have some eye candy! BTs my go-to these days for day shift.

[QUOTE=SamPerkins420;6544728]I'd start at Criket to take advantage of no parking or entrance fees. If you strike out there, you can drive a few minutes east to BT's, although you will pay valet & cover. Or drive a few minutes west to Bogie's & H8 N. $5 to get into one plus mandatory drink, if you strike out you can ask the bouncer for a free entrance ticket to the other club. Keep in mind you'll smell like smoke from Bogie's / H8.

Just be patient & realize you may have to hit up multiple clubs to get what you want.[/QUOTE]Valet is optional at BTS.

I spent this past weekend in Detroit. I had a tough time finding good restaurants, and there were more potholes than people.

However. On recommendations I received from several of you guys, I spent 2 days at FC. You MFers better not take that place for granted. It was fucking great. Great facility. I went during day time, which was a good call. More chill. Lots of young attractive ladies, which isn't what I was looking for. I wanted a grown ass woman, and man did I find one in Tatiana. I got a booth and we talked for 30 minutes. I had to leave but we made arrangements for the next day. She was on the stage at 12:30 pm and we were upstairs at 1 pm. That girl can ride like a bull. I spent 20 minutes at my booth with Lilliana, a sweet AA girl. The hands were roaming pretty far on both our parts, and if I was in town one more day she would've been next on the list.

The hottest chick, by far, is the floor manager, Simone. It's funny how often that happens at a club. The hottest chick isn't actually a performer. She was very helpful over the phone and was the biggest reason I went there first. We were talking at my booth, and I figured why TF not, so I gave it a shot. She knew where I was going, laughed and said "go ahead and ask it". She politely said she doesn't meet outside of the club but didn't take offense at the question. I smiled and wasn't going to dare push the issue, but I would've dropped $2000 to get her to my hotel if she would've be open to it.

Seriously, thank you guys for the recommendations. I had a great time.

[QUOTE=Esoteric1;6550756]Very accurate and entertaining report. Personally I've about given up on SC due to all the fatties. Got to have some eye candy! BTs my go-to these days for day shift.[/QUOTE]What have prices for fun been like at BT's on dayshift? I would think it is higher than the cricket.

[QUOTE=UzumakiNaruto;6551770]Valet is optional at BTS.[/QUOTE]When did that start?

Whenever I've been there, you pulled in, valet took the fee and your car and that was it (I went as a passenger). I don't give up my vehicle at clubs with valet and that's why I don't go to Subi's or BTs. If valet is no longer a requirement at BTs, I'll start going there.

Valet parking is an option at BT's. However, you can also park in the free parking loy that's across Schlaff St. To the east. The lot is behind the business's that are on Michigan Ave. I've never had any trouble parking there or grief from BT's when I walked in off the street. Sam.

[QUOTE=Incognito1234;6552212]When did that start?

Valet parking is an option at BT's. However, you can also park in the free parking loy that's across Schlaff St. to the east. The lot is behind the business's that are on Michigan Ave. I've never had any trouble parking there or grief from BT's when I walked in off the street.

Whenever I've been there, you pulled in, valet took the fee and your car and that was it (I went as a passenger). I don't give up my vehicle at clubs with valet and that's why I don't go to Subi's or BTs. If valet is no longer a requirement at BTs, I'll start going there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sammed99;6552542]Valet parking is an option at BT's. However, you can also park in the free parking loy that's across Schlaff St. To the east. The lot is behind the business's that are on Michigan Ave. I've never had any trouble parking there or grief from BT's when I walked in off the street. Sam.[/QUOTE]That is where I park too, but crossing the street can be an adventure!!

[QUOTE=RayRaynor;6548533]The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day shift. When it approached me, my instinct was to reach for my gun but I was unarmed. After a moment I realized that I was in a club and not surviving in the wild. It was horrifying, tragic, and uncomfortably humorous all at the same time. I didn't catch her name but you will recognize her when you see her. Stained teeth, unwashed hair, fleshy overlapping skin, and seems to have zero self-awareness as she wore an extremely revealing stripper outfit. Something she should not be allowed to do in a place that serves food.

Three very attractive Black girls:

1. Sade (I think), dark skin very thin. Borderline too thin, and wears a very big wig. I think she dropped 15 pounds since last I saw her last year.

2. Unknown name, came in late in shift I think. Long straight brown hair, medium skin color. Nice body. I didn't get a chance to talk.

3. Elise, tall, thin firm body, small fakes that are perfect for her build. Heavy heavy eye make-up. She was decent to have a conversation. I'm not into Black girls so I politely declined but asked what the cost would be if we went back. She said everything covered and starts at 150..[/QUOTE]I stopped at SC on a late Saturday afternoon. I didn't spot the wildebeest that you describe but I did see more than a few dancers who might consider trying out for the offensive line for the Detroit Lions. Fortunately, there were also two attractive AA women with slender bodies. I arranged for a private dance with Chocolate, a slender AA woman. Entry to the private dance area was $10. I was generally impressed with Chocolate's services.