Joey at Blue Jade (December 2025) - both a repeat and new territory
Delayed the review by a couple of weeks on purpose so I can definitely say zero issues, not that I had any doubts. While Joey is not around this month, I'm sure she'll be back and the below review should answer some questions that get asked over and over.
I saw Joey a couple of months ago and had a great session with her (full review was left). I did want to repeat, and a few people mentioned BBFS is available. She didn't offer it to me in the first session, but I liked her enough to repeat with her anyway. Scheduled and was confirmed, arrived on time and headed in. Yumi let me in, and I was a little sad I wasn't seeing her because she is a very pretty girl as well and seems very sweet (Edit: Yumi is not there in January). I hope I might get to meet her eventually.
Joey came into the room shortly, and I was surprised that she looked even better than I remember. I think she lost a bit of weight and now is totally a pretty spinner for me with a nice bubble butt. She likes to wiggle it while smiling mischievously, incredibly cute and sexy. Yep, she wore no panties. That Joey, LOL. I do find her face very pretty as well, especially while fucking her in mish. I try not to be creepy staring at her face, LOL, but I seriously like it and find it very sensual.
She didn't remember me at all, LOL. I laughed and said (and acted out for her benefit since her English is not perfect) that she broke my heart and I was going to go home and cry. She knew I was kidding, but I think she did feel bad about it because she kept repeating throughout the session "Honey, you no see me long time. You see me, I remember you good tomorrow. I remember you good two days. I remember you this week. Next week, I don't know. Memory not so good. You see me every week honey. " All the way till the end of the session, even while doing the massage, she even pulled out her translator and repeated it with the translator so I knew for sure what she said. LOL, I wasn't offended, I am surprised when these girls do remember me. I saw her two months ago. She is very popular. I didn't really expect her to remember me, totally fine. I thought it was very sweet that she seemed worried about not having remembered me.
She asked for the donation, which I already had out for her. I gave her the standard $200 and had an extra $100 in my hand and told her I had that for her in case she was open to her "secret option". She looked confused, counted the first stack, $200 and said "it's enough, why more money?" (very honest, got to love that about that girl, no GPS regardless of how popular she is). I had to be very blunt with "no condom" request. She looked almost freaked out "no, no, no. ". OK, no worries, I smiled and said 'no problem honey, figured I'd ask'. Put the money back in my pants and figured oh well, I'm in for some fun anyway. How can you not have fun with Joey? Plenty of reviews left for her already confirming that.
I asked for a shower even though I was freshly showered. I like shower play, and if nothing else, the girl will know you are 100% freshly washed. Fewer interruptions for wet wipes, etc. To my delight Joey offered to join me, and gave me a nice shower with lovely BBBJ preview. Both very clean now, back to the room. She told me to lay down but I told her ladies first. For some reason she looked almost confused. I told her "I'll kiss you down there". She smiled and jumped on the table. I noticed again how flat her stomach was and how I could totally see her abs. She was not fat or chunky the last time I saw her, very fit but a tiny bit thicker. This time she really was my definition of a spinner. Tiny and perfectly fit. Nice boobies, especially for her size. Fresh kitty. I went down on her, but I think she, being service oriented, wanted to return the favor and we ended the DATY slightly quicker than I expected, but she did make all of the expected motions as in "I came" (don't think she did though).
Here's where she surprised me. She said "OK, you can give me the money". What a romantic way to accept my proposal, LOL. OK, OK, I know, English is her second language and so much better than my non-existing Chinese, LOL. I jumped up and laid the last $100 on the table. She had me lay on my stomach and delivered her famous cat bath as well as quick TUMA. Both of us already being very very clean she didn't need to wipe and re-wipe. Enjoyable as before, but seemed maybe a tiny bit more brief. She probably wanted to give me more of the main event, which I appreciated. 69 came next, and finally the main event.
We started in doggy, and OMG, she feels amazing. This is one of times when not having a huge dick is an advantage. I was a perfect fit for her, and being in with no cover felt incredible. A minor bummer, she asked me not to come inside but on her body instead. I was hoping to re-enact my favorite porno fantasy with coming inside, pulling out, dishing some out on her pussy and putting it back in. I mean I've done CIP quite a few times before, but mostly with my civvy dates and relationships outside of the hobby. I'm yet to re-enact that particular fantasy though, and it wasn't going to happen again. Oh well. It was still enjoyable. I asked to switch to mish, and enjoyed looking at her beautiful sensual face. Finally I decided on CG for the finish. Surprisingly she started cleaning up my dick with a wet wipe and asking me if I wanted a massage. I said no, I want you to fuck me honey, I haven't come yet. She said "I know you haven't come, I just thought you were tired" or something to that effect. So she jumped on top and rode me to the victory. I of course respected her request and told her when I was about to shoot. She immediately jumped off and without letting a single drop hit my body covered my dick with her mouth and took in every drop. Holy shit, that girl did the perfect finale for me after all, even if it wasn't what I was planning initially. It was almost better, or at least as good.
Now I was done and fully happy. She had me turn over for a brief massage. She oiled me up (after asking if oil is OK) and massaged me for about exactly 1 minute, LOL, when the dreaded doorbell rang. I'm pretty sure it was for her because she bolted out of the room. I heard her lead the next monger into the room next to me and their excited chatter. I could actually hear most of the conversation. Soundproofing is shit at Blue Jade. Keep your voice down if you don't want the monger in the next room hear exactly what you are saying, LOL. Anyway, whoever it was, she was happy to see you brother. Then again, she is Joey.
She did return to the room, but sadly only to clean the oil from my back with a warm wet towel. I mean we were pretty much out of time, I had like 10 minutes left on the clock. I would've loved a bit more massage, but I got what I came for and I was happy. I'm not going to get silly and say "she shorted me 10 minutes" or shit like that. She gave me plenty and I loved my time with her.
A lot of guys (including me) keep asking if she still offers BBFS. She didn't offer it to me either time I saw her. I asked for it and was told "no" initially. So I will say at this point it's highly YMMV. I have no clue why she decided to change her mind and accept my request for it mid-session. No, it wasn't the DATY. I don't think I impressed her. I don't have "water tricks" or any other tricks. Maybe she gave me A for effort. But I almost think. She was feeling bad about not remembering me, and did it as a favor to me. Not a free favor to be sure, but in that direction. She is a sweet girl and aims to please. I like her a lot in case you couldn't tell. Is she my ATF? Well, she's not THE ATF, but she's certainly on the list. My current top of the list ATF is certainly Hailey (that's in Blue Jade now). But Joey is firmly on the list. Love that girl.
Hope this makes you feel even better
[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7490615]...I went to Azteca around the corner and got some Mexican brunch and I get a text from my ATF Summer, can I come visit? (I love being asked.) With football on all the shops are dead. She is close by in Renton at Tokyo Spa going as Heidi. I initially said no, I just saw someone, but as I thought about it I still had not busted my nut and Summer / Heidi is very consistent with me. I decided to just swing by and let fate take a hand, if she was busy I'd call it a day, if available I'd have another go. Got to Tokyo and its completely empty, met Ella and "Heidi" and she was very happy with the surprise....GFE is my jam, and dammit my girlfriends like me, at at least convince me they do.[/QUOTE]Summer both has my number and promised to text me when she's back.
I saw her less than a month ago at JM. Not only did she not text me when she texted you, she didn't text me after you told her no, LOL. It doesn't do much for my ego, but you certainly have a way of connecting with at least some of these girls brother.
Me? I might as well delete her number I guess, LOL.
Tokyo Spa empty? What a surprise considering they charge 30% more than any other place around *for the same exact girls*. Being the closest FS shop to Bellevue only goes so far.
MP newbies questions please.
Hey fellows,
I've been visiting K-agencies in the past, namely KA and AP here in Bellevue area.
However since the recent event (AP shut-down, don't know if LE was involved or not), I've been trying to search for alternatives.
I did some research on this board and it seems like Blue Jade SPA at Burien might be a good choice.
However, may I ask if someone could give me a bit of heads up regarding the ladies (Blue Jade or any others)? What to expect? Especially in terms of their age, looks, etc.
While I did see many praises on the ladies, I assume it's comparing to ladies from other Massage Parlors, correct?
Comparing to the K-agencies (where most girls are maybe 25 35, some a bit older but usually not by much), I notice that the dmg here in MPs are lower, 200/ hr.
So, I'd assume the providers in MPs are. Usually older?
Also, how do you book an appointment here? Or do you just walk in? (For K-agencies we just text the booker.).
Any other tips for a newbie in MPs?
Thanks in advance!!
The quality AMPs are taking over, at least for now
Much of the enthusiasm for Blue Jade (Burien) / Brisa (Auburn) / Toyko (Renton) / JM (Seattle) and Q (Shoreline) is that you get K-agency quality and service at a better price. Call the shops (numbers in RM) to make appointments, The MMSs will provide their WeChats to regulars and that makes appointments even easier.
There are a gazillion AMPs and yes most have older women, but with these shops you can find younger if that is your jam. Just realize the whole scene is populated by single mothers from China sending money home. Not many 18 year olds. Typically not drug users, and very clean, and with great work ethic. Same age range as K-agencies (although I don't have a ton of experience there) .
I happen to specialize in very high quality providers in their 30's and 40's, so cast a wider net, but the shops mentioned are an Easy Button.
Services used to be very standard (BBBJ / CFS) but several shops and providers are now trying expanded menus, this is the place to get intel. The old standard works for me.
Popularity is growing because its great value and with many intoxicating women.
Hope this helps.
[QUOTE=HorseEngnine;7491897]Hey fellows,
I've been visiting K-agencies in the past, namely KA and AP here in Bellevue area.
However since the recent event (AP shut-down, don't know if LE was involved or not), I've been trying to search for alternatives.
I did some research on this board and it seems like Blue Jade SPA at Burien might be a good choice.
However, may I ask if someone could give me a bit of heads up regarding the ladies (Blue Jade or any others)? What to expect? Especially in terms of their age, looks, etc.
While I did see many praises on the ladies, I assume it's comparing to ladies from other Massage Parlors, correct?
Comparing to the K-agencies (where most girls are maybe 25 35, some a bit older but usually not by much), I notice that the dmg here in MPs are lower, 200/ hr.
So, I'd assume the providers in MPs are. Usually older?
Also, how do you book an appointment here? Or do you just walk in? (For K-agencies we just text the booker.).
Any other tips for a newbie in MPs?
Thanks in advance!![/QUOTE]
Dude! I think she was composing her text to you when I got there.
Just needed to get the right words to express her feelings. LOL I'm sure she will make it up to you. She tells me a new girl Ella is there now too.
BTW I think Jasmine at Tokyo got it started after Blue Jade opened, they will take the same rates. I pay standard at Tokyo and would just leave if they asked for more. I do this too fucking much to start paying different prices at different places. No short sessions either.
Now I do tend to go at less busy times, I'm sure they try to get more (kinda surge pricing) to handle the higher volume when it gets busy.
[QUOTE=CSnow;7491727]Summer both has my number and promised to text me when she's back.
I saw her less than a month ago at JM. Not only did she not text me when she texted you, she didn't text me after you told her no, LOL. It doesn't do much for my ego, but you certainly have a way of connecting with at least some of these girls brother.
Me? I might as well delete her number I guess, LOL.
Tokyo Spa empty? What a surprise considering they charge 30% more than any other place around *for the same exact girls*. Being the closest FS shop to Bellevue only goes so far.[/QUOTE]
Tokyo rates. Let's do it again
[QUOTE=IstlFun;7492056]Wydm 30% more? Always been $$ for me, granted usually don't stay for an hour (45 mins or so) but if the shop is slow and good chemistry with the girl I'll get more time and extra pop. Ofc these girls don't mind the extra tip, who would turn down extra $ but I believe the extra tip is very likely to get msog at Tokyo if your jr still can do the job.[/QUOTE]I have *nothing* against Tokyo and would love to be proven wrong. It is the most convenient shop for me. If they are back to standard pricing I would be all over it.
$260 hr / $200 hhr was confirmed by me, GeniusCasanova and Frank0402 just last week.
My exact experience: hand the girl $200 and tell her 1 hour. She counts it, looks at me surprised, asks 'Half Hour'? I say 'no 1 hour'. She says 'here?' I say yes. She leaves, comes back, starts the session, looks at me while sucking my dick and says 'half hour' in the tone that allows no further negotiation.
It's just one example for me. GeniusCasanova shared almost the same exact account, LOL.
I know KrDoggy gets full hour from his girlfriends for $200 LOL. I don't expect to be treated the same.
Let's be scientific about it and take a poll, shall we? LOL.
So far.
$260/ hr. Me, GeniusCasanova, Frank0204.
$200/ hr. KrDoggy, IstlFun.
Everybody else. Please contribute, LOL. I'd love to be proven wrong. Or proven that things changed.
Tokyo again. Was asked by one of the girls to pass on that standard rates will work
And for a full hour, that was my last message. So this is somewhat new, same thing that Jasmine pressed for a few months back. I think they are seeing the complaints and feeling the competitive pressure.
Almost all shops try to move things along when others are waiting, even Chanel dressed me and showed me to the door today at JM, just moments after she was a quivering mass of putty! LOL.
But 30 min is two short for 2 bills, much less 2 bills plus. Heidi did it right for me yesterday.
[QUOTE=LiteSoda;7492490]At the risk of sounding inflammatory- I am calling bullshit. You are obviously a special guest and I wouldn't dare accuse you of being a shill. . . But almost all the other reports (including mine) are contradictory in regards to Tokyo. They short you on time. Now, did I text the booker to complain? Yes an no- I texted to ask a question but got no response, so how could I pursue a complaint.
For reference- my last visit I paid 260 and got hh. Not happy and not returning.
I will believe that they have changed their ways when I read it (and not from you or a bunch of low level accounts). Happy for you and glad you are getting what we all deserve- our requested and paid for time.[/QUOTE]
Hailey at Blue Jade. Three-peat. I'm high on Hailey.
Since my second date with Hailey was even better than the first, I couldn't stop thinking of her. I haven't had this much chemistry and fun with a pro girl in a long time. She pushes all of my buttons and checks all of my checkboxes. A pretty girl that does make me feel like her boyfriend that she's madly in love with, if only for an hour. So only 4 days later I was back to see her.
I figured if I was going to write her another review, it would be "more of the same, see two previous reviews". Hailey keeps surprising though, always in a good way. This visit was once again different and better than the first two, which is hard for me to believe. At the end we both were laughing saying "better every time, better every time".
I'll start from the end. After I got back to my car after our session (which was more like a date, LOL), I literally sat in the car for 10 minutes smiling like an idiot before I was able to start driving. That's what that girl does to me. I was high and didn't need any drugs.
Back to the beginning. Scheduled (always schedule), got there on time and was in a few minutes before scheduled time (MMS texted 'come in' Lulu opened the door. Wow, another gorgeous girl there. Absolutely beautiful spinner. Whoever got that special connection with her, I am jealous. Yet I am not since Hailey is here all month. Unfortunately (fortunately?) that means it's unlikely I'll see Lulu even though she is stunning.
When Hailey walked in the room, I was immediately reminded how beautiful she is herself. She wasn't just rushing from an appointment this time. I think I was her first of the day, so she was all put together, hair, make up, and all. I certainly felt like the luckiest motherfucker to be there for her.
She wanted us to change rooms. I was excited to see I was taken to the Room of Sin, or whatever KrDoggy christened it, LOL. Sure enough, it does have a round porthole in the door. No, seriously. Super funny. I'll have to ask MMS what it's all about it when I see her next time. However, I will call it The Room of No Clocks, or the Room Where Time Stood Still, or the Room Where Time Had No Meaning, or. OK, enough, seriously though. I think it's the only room in the place that doesn't have a big-ass clock on the wall. Don't know if it's reserved for regulars or what. It almost became a problem at the end due to Hailey being just insanely generous with her time.
We started by kissing this time. A full-on make out session, with her wearing less and less by the minute. Me kissing her all over. Rather than stopping, she kept asking "Kiss Me, Kiss Me". Fuck, I know it's all role playing and shit, but she did make me believe it. We kissed for a *long* time. I have no clue for how long, there are no clocks in the room, LOL. I wet my finger to play with her clit, and she said "no, let me" and started sucking on my fingers. So simple yet so fucking erotic. Major turn on. Especially with her beautiful face and soft, warm mouth. We went on for a long fucking time.
Finally I decided it's time to move on. Note, I decided. Hailey was just half-sitting on me and kissing me non-stop, and asking me to kiss her. Holy fuck. Anyway, I asked for a shower and we did some shower play. Not sure if she reads these reviews, but I mentioned a couple of times that I like shower play and she's outdone herself again. We spent a long time in the shower, with her washing me, kissing me non-stop *while* washing me (these girls are incredible multi-taskers, LOL), and doing standing soapy body slide on me with her glorious body (no table shower at Blue Jade, what a shame, but Hailey makes the tiny standing shower work). Of course amazing BBBJ with great eye contact, her body wet and perfect, on her knees. Reminded me of those "SinfulXXX" videos. If you haven't seen one, Google it, you will thank me later.
Finally back to the room for more kissing and making out. I figured it's time to get horizontal, and Hailey wanted to spoil me first but I had her lay down on her back. She laughed "you want me to enjoy?" - of course I did. I went down, and man do I like making that girl come. Such an explosive finish with her every time. More kissing, then she put me on my back in the silly "legs in the air" porno pose for her amazing long TUMA, very nice. She worked her way up and started on amazing BBBJ. I asked her to 69 of course, and again got another explosion out of her. When I was leaving, she kept saying "I will miss your mouth". I'm sure she never said that to anyone else, LOL, but she so makes me believe it.
Anyway, as I said, there are no clocks in the Room of Sin. I felt like we spent an hour together already *at least*. I squinted at the security cameras screen (it has tiny timestamp on it). Holy fuck, we were together for an hour already. At the same time I heard Lulu saying something to Hailey from the other side of the door. Hailey acknolwedged and went on with our makeout and mutual pleasure fest. I realized she was just planning on keeping me there as long as I wanted to stay (within reason of course). I didn't want her to get in trouble of course, and her BBBJ was about to explode me (especially with those amazing breasts brushing against my body in time with her wonderful sloppy BBBJ). She read my mind and said she wanted me to fuck her.
Of course I wanted to go through all of the Kama Sutra positions with that girl, but I was starting to feel bad at this point now that I knew the time. Note, Hailey did *not* indicate in any way that we were close to time or running out of time, or overtime as we were at that point, LOL. I was so ready to explode though, that I only asked for CG and we kissed till the glorious finale. As always, she rode me a bit longer, smiling mischievously, and then took off the cover and cleaned me up with her lovely mouth. And more kissing afterwards, without any rushing me out the door. I heard Lulu saying something to Hailey in an urgent voice. I said "sorry honey, I know I need to get out" to which Hailey said "No, don't worry, don't worry" and kept kissing me. Holy fuck. I could not abuse her generosity like that and did not want to get her in trouble, so I tore myself away from her. She dressed me managing to get a few kisses in between and led me to the door. Lulu was saying something again, almost angry. I laughed and asked Hailey if she is in trouble, and Hailey laughed and said "customer is waiting for me". I'm sorry dude whoever you are, I'm sure she did the same for you as what she's done for me and you are a lucky dog just like I am. So I hope you forgive her for being a few minutes late.
When I got to the car, I realized we did go over an hour by at least 10 if not 15 minutes again, and would've gone longer if I didn't realize how long I took already and essentially tore myself away from her. That girl did not hurry me up once. She also fortunately did not need to leave the room this time. I felt like I had her all to myself and nobody else existed.
I'm sure that elated feeling will wear off. After 10-20 more appointments, LOL. Needless to say I'm planning to see that girl a few more times before she leaves. I am torn because I'm hearing good things of other girls in other places and I want to meet them as well, but how can I not just drive back to see Hailey one more time. And one more time. And one more time. LOL. Please treat her well guys, she is a very special girl.
Oh, and I have no clue if she knows any massage, LOL. We never get there. My favorite kind of a massage visit.
Toyko 2 hundred now for everyone, unless I have been lied to
I don't ask for special rates, especially if I am doing reviews.
I do whatever I can to get special treatment, but I never get offered bare or greek. I'm not cool enough I guess.
Also, if I am upsetting people with all my bullshit stories I can go UTR, I get value from this site and try to provide helpful info, but I don't get a kick out of pissing people off.
[QUOTE=Yamaha2000;7493048]I've been going to Tokyo for a few years. It's always been $260 for me. The girls who rotate around like it there because it's less work.
There are so many options now so I don't go there unless there's no one else around.
+me to the non-VIP $260 column![/QUOTE]
Your info is always appreciated
[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7493093]I don't ask for special rates, especially if I am doing reviews.
I do whatever I can to get special treatment, but I never get offered bare or greek. I'm not cool enough I guess.
Also, if I am upsetting people with all my bullshit stories I can go UTR, I get value from this site and try to provide helpful info, but I don't get a kick out of pissing people off.[/QUOTE]Hey man, I personally never meant to say anything negative about you and if it came across that way I apologize. I appreciate all of your reports and the context you give. You help me personally navigate the AMP explosion, LOL. If I do mention sometimes that you may get special treatment it's only for context and if anything I wish I could be more like you in terms of building human relationships with these girls.