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A couple of years ago researchers at Boston University's forensic research department made an interesting discovery. They found that when women were compensated for sex, whether it be with money or something else that of value, their vaginal secretions had a particular pheromone not present when they had sex simply because they wanted to. Fast forward to present-day in Houston Texas and we have the first instance of law enforcement putting this information to use. After replicating the experiment at their own forensic research lab Houston DP trained one of their drug sniffing dogs to detect the competition pheromone (C-pheromone) on command. After that they set up shop outside a known Working girl's residence, and as guys left cornered them, had the dog sniff their crotch, and after confirming the presence of the C-pheromone they held them under suspicion of prostitution. After grabbing 8 men this way they pressured one of them to admit to paying for sex in the residence. After that they went in and arrested the Working Girl, after having the dog confirm presence of C-pheromone in her crotch. Unfortunately for everyone this ended up holding up in court. Until an instance of this being used gets struck down in court, the only defense against it will be that if you see a dog as you're leaving an intimate businesses rendezvous, immediately cover your crotch and say the dog cannot be allowed to touch you for religious reasons.

[QUOTE=AssLover0;4214670]A couple of years ago researchers at Boston University's forensic research department made an interesting discovery. They found that when women were compensated for sex, whether it be with money or something else that of value, their vaginal secretions had a particular pheromone not present when they had sex simply because they wanted to. Fast forward to present-day in Houston Texas and we have the first instance of law enforcement putting this information to use. After replicating the experiment at their own forensic research lab Houston DP trained one of their drug sniffing dogs to detect the competition pheromone (C-pheromone) on command. After that they set up shop outside a known Working girl's residence, and as guys left cornered them, had the dog sniff their crotch, and after confirming the presence of the C-pheromone they held them under suspicion of prostitution. After grabbing 8 men this way they pressured one of them to admit to paying for sex in the residence. After that they went in and arrested the Working Girl, after having the dog confirm presence of C-pheromone in her crotch. Unfortunately for everyone this ended up holding up in court. Until an instance of this being used gets struck down in court, the only defense against it will be that if you see a dog as you're leaving an intimate businesses rendezvous, immediately cover your crotch and say the dog cannot be allowed to touch you for religious reasons.[/QUOTE]I did not expect to see April Fools posts here LOL.

[QUOTE=AssLover0;4214670]A couple of years ago researchers at Boston University's forensic research department made an interesting discovery. They found that when women were compensated for sex, whether it be with money or something else that of value, their vaginal secretions had a particular pheromone not present when they had sex simply because they wanted to. Fast forward to present-day in Houston Texas and we have the first instance of law enforcement putting this information to use. After replicating the experiment at their own forensic research lab Houston DP trained one of their drug sniffing dogs to detect the competition pheromone (C-pheromone) on command. After that they set up shop outside a known Working girl's residence, and as guys left cornered them, had the dog sniff their crotch, and after confirming the presence of the C-pheromone they held them under suspicion of prostitution. After grabbing 8 men this way they pressured one of them to admit to paying for sex in the residence. After that they went in and arrested the Working Girl, after having the dog confirm presence of C-pheromone in her crotch. Unfortunately for everyone this ended up holding up in court. Until an instance of this being used gets struck down in court, the only defense against it will be that if you see a dog as you're leaving an intimate businesses rendezvous, immediately cover your crotch and say the dog cannot be allowed to touch you for religious reasons.[/QUOTE]I'll admit like an idiot I read it all. April fools!

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;4214698]I'll admit like an idiot I read it all. April fools![/QUOTE]I googled it, but still a fun read! If true, it would be just as entertaining to see all the preventive measures to avoid a canines sniff!

I have a white girl in Berwyn. Not a hard recommendation, only In case of emergency hornyness. I'd probably skip full serv and only BJ. Known friends preferred, seniors with active history and shares. Sorry to newbies and lurkers lol

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;4215197]I have a white girl in Berwyn. Not a hard recommendation, only In case of emergency hornyness. I'd probably skip de and only BJ. Known friends preferred, seniors with active history and shares.[/QUOTE]Too phunny! We've all been there and my how are standards lax!

Going to be in Chicago for a few months. Doesn't seem like the USAClassifieds are used that much out here. Where is a good place to look? Thanks.

[QUOTE=JustLookInSW;4215485]Going to be in Chicago for a few months. Doesn't seem like the USAClassifieds are used that much out here. Where is a good place to look? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Right here Brother. RTFF and welcome to our paradise.

Any old timers like me remember Dr Rose on Cicero Ave. Known as the Dr. Of BBBJCIM.

[QUOTE=TwoBlueBalls;4215223]Too phunny! We've all been there and my how are standards lax![/QUOTE]Yeah, also known as "just slightly better than blue balls pussy!

Not recommended at all. Only for those in dire. Hahaha.

Hey I'm going to be in Detroit for the next two weeks. Does anyone here know who I should contact. Like natural women 20-45 of fit size. Race is irrelevant to me.

[QUOTE=ElJefe69;4215590]Hey I'm going to be in Detroit for the next two weeks. Does anyone here know who I should contact. Like natural women 20-45 of fit size. Race is irrelevant to me.[/QUOTE]ElJef, your post reminded me of Diamond. Petite Brunette Latina that used to go as Tinkerbell in her blonde days. She Did a stint at Nevada's Bunny ranch at one point. To this day one of the better girls I met off of BP. She used to split time between Chicago and Detroit. If anyone has heard of her recently, she was a really great time. Amazing in bed. Way more PSE than the pornstars I've met with. She would be in her early 30's these days.

You can ask the guys on the Detroit board for any info. Or any other recos.

Hey crew,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Doing my taxes right now and H&are Block online is prompting me to enter a "hobby expense" as a deduction and instantly my mind went to this hobby, and thought "maaaaan my tax return would be huge!" LOL. Thought I'd share the laugh as it's the least I could do for the help you've all provided over the past year.

Anyone have any info on Kate? Lincoln Park area pro. Seems very open.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;4219372]Anyone have any info on Kate? Lincoln Park area pro. Seems very open.[/QUOTE]OMFG! Those tits are HUGE! I'd love to play with and suck on them!