Strip Club Reports

I visited some of the Akron clubs the last Thursday and Friday afternoon of July. Here's the intel:

Thursday starting at 2 pm. First of all, this was my first visit ever at an Akron club. I've never seen anything like it before. Increasing my shock, I chose to go to Lusty Adventures first, which apparently is the seediest of the Akron clubs. I walk in and there are two men receiving dances dances at the bar. Um, ok. I guess I traveled further than I thought, and I am now in Thailand?

I grab a beer from a petite blonde bartender (turns out this is Taylor) and survey the place. Before I can even take a second tug on my beer a dancer is introducing herself. Says her name is "Unique. " Explains the private rooms and what she'd like to do with me in there. She's got a cute face and the activities she talked about sound great, so I am tempted, but I've been in Lusty's all of two or three minutes. So, I pass, maybe later. As soon as Unique walks away Taylor the barkeep gets my attention and says that Unique is actually Sassy and that she can be weird / trouble. Great. Thanks! Of all the names that I don't know, I do know the name Sassy from this chat board. Whew. Bullet dodged.

As I sip my drink and look around, the ratio of dancers seems to be 50-50. Not dead. Not a sausage fest either. (the girls were Sassy, Robin, bolt-on blonde, skinny dance alone blonde, and Pretty. A thin black gal who had just returned from a year absence due to having a baby).

After just a few songs a second dancer comes up to me. She seems like a solid choice for my tastes. Not fat, at least some ta-tas, long hair. I get a $5 bar-side dance. It quickly becomes hands on for both of us. She says in private songs are $20 each and that she is a "tip what you think is right" type of dancer. To test the waters, I whip out my cock, and the dancer grins rather than backing down. The song is only halfway played, but I say let's go private. Good times. I have no idea if I overpaid. Five songs $100 per house rates and I gave a $60 tip with no logic behind the number. I simply chose sixty bucks out of' thin air. Seems like a lot for 20-25 minutes at a low-end establishment that doesn't even have a door on the private room. Your thoughts? PM me if you don't want to clutter the board up with feedback.

Slipped on over to OGD. The place was dead. No dancers. Just me and another dude. I left without waiting around or grabbing a drink.

Friday starting at 4 pm. Went to Lusty's, having had such a good time on Thursday. Grab a beer. Drink it without a bar dance or private show. The ratio is not so good today. Maybe 3 dancers and 10 guys, something along those lines. Go to OGD. It's a better scene. Three dancers and 5 dudes. I grab a beer and chit chat with a trim blonde bartender. Get bar dances from two different gals. Both white, busty, but heavy ladies. I check out both CW and Gspot. Inside, both are sausage fests. I don't bother and exit both immediately. Had beers again at Lusty's and OGD with no action whatsoever. Went home.

[QUOTE=PopGarden10;5474981]Feel bad for whoever gets caught up in her web. She doesn't bother me anymore. I'm generally pretty nice to most of the women but with her I realized I had to be a bit blunt and direct and give a firm no. She doesn't even come by me anymore.[/QUOTE]Last time she spoke approached me, I finally explained exactly what she had done (2-3 yrs ago) so that I would never put another dollar in her hand. It was a $5 juke box 'scam' but proved her trustworthiness. She ended up begging to buy me a beer as an apology 😂. I refused and haven't heard from her since.

Anyone been back since they opened?

[QUOTE=TnaHandyAndy;5480999]I visited some of the Akron clubs the last Thursday and Friday afternoon of July. Here's the intel:

Thursday starting at 2 pm. First of all, this was my first visit ever at an Akron club. I've never seen anything like it before. Increasing my shock, I chose to go to Lusty Adventures first, which apparently is the seediest of the Akron clubs. I walk in and there are two men receiving dances dances at the bar. Um, ok. I guess I traveled further than I thought, and I am now in Thailand?

I grab a beer from a petite blonde bartender (turns out this is Taylor) and survey the place. Before I can even take a second tug on my beer a dancer is introducing herself. Says her name is "Unique. " Explains the private rooms and what she'd like to do with me in there. She's got a cute face and the activities she talked about sound great, so I am tempted, but I've been in Lusty's all of two or three minutes. So, I pass, maybe later. As soon as Unique walks away Taylor the barkeep gets my attention and says that Unique is actually Sassy and that she can be weird / trouble. Great. Thanks! Of all the names that I don't know, I do know the name Sassy from this chat board. Whew. Bullet dodged.

As I sip my drink and look around, the ratio of dancers seems to be 50-50. Not dead. Not a sausage fest either. (the girls were Sassy, Robin, bolt-on blonde, skinny dance alone blonde, and Pretty. A thin black gal who had just returned from a year absence due to having a baby).

After just a few songs a second dancer comes up to me. She seems like a solid choice for my tastes. Not fat, at least some ta-tas, long hair. I get a $5 bar-side dance. It quickly becomes hands on for both of us. She says in private songs are $20 each and that she is a "tip what you think is right" type of dancer. To test the waters, I whip out my cock, and the dancer grins rather than backing down. The song is only halfway played, but I say let's go private. Good times. I have no idea if I overpaid. Five songs $100 per house rates and I gave a $60 tip with no logic behind the number. I simply chose sixty bucks out of' thin air. Seems like a lot for 20-25 minutes at a low-end establishment that doesn't even have a door on the private room. Your thoughts? PM me if you don't want to clutter the board up with feedback.

Slipped on over to OGD. The place was dead. No dancers. Just me and another dude. I left without waiting around or grabbing a drink.

Friday starting at 4 pm. Went to Lusty's, having had such a good time on Thursday. Grab a beer. Drink it without a bar dance or private show. The ratio is not so good today. Maybe 3 dancers and 10 guys, something along those lines. Go to OGD. It's a better scene. Three dancers and 5 dudes. I grab a beer and chit chat with a trim blonde bartender. Get bar dances from two different gals. Both white, busty, but heavy ladies. I check out both CW and Gspot. Inside, both are sausage fests. I don't bother and exit both immediately. Had beers again at Lusty's and OGD with no action whatsoever. Went home.[/QUOTE]I love reading these reports! Looks like I need to venture down to Akron for the seedy side of Strip Clubs. So Akron for Strip Clubs, Warren for Massage Parlors and Cleveland for. Shit, I got nothing. Cleveland doesn't really have anything to brag about.

[QUOTE=TravelingTom;5483137]Anyone been back since they opened?[/QUOTE]Been like 3 times in the evening. All times no more than 2 maybe 3 dancers. But they were just sitting down. They were all heavier set black women and not appealing to my tastes. Last time I went Monday evening around 10 or 11 the bartender was hot. Tall thin w big fake boobs. Looked kinda like a girl that used to dance at gatsbys north but I got a call and decided to head him for the night. It's really not at all like it was in the past. Don't see any of the girls that used to work there. Not sure it will last long term if it stays like this.

I started this weekend out in Kent and I had a smashing time. Bouncing between a couple normal pubs down there and I ran into a lot of out-of-towners here for the Hall Of Fame. Being a Buckeye Ambassador, we bull-shitted (I complemented the visitors from SEC territory their conference is pretty damn impressive { OSU breezes through their conference only to get have to actually work only when they get to a Bowl Game, you have to admit, Big10 is kind of week }). Informed our visitors they are walking the same streets Joe Walsh was busking on 50 years ago. Blah blah blah.

Seeing that I had a great time, might as well see what else pops up.

Pervert Stop #1 Gats North.

A couple beautiful girls as normal but the place was kind of dead. I ran into the "well mentioned spinners 'sister' Now this lady is not the "well mentioned spinner" actual sister, but if you have ever saw W. M. S. And saw this "sister". I think you would agree my statement is apropos. A couple weeks ago, we (Myself and the sister) actually talked, drank and danced but tonight she just walked past me a couple times. I am seriously considering rescinding my invitation to Fiji for her.

Stop #2 Jen's.

First time back since a couple months. No cover charge, A lot of guys there (some getting dances at the bar). I noticed a couple "Heifer" size gals that were there under old mgmt but also noticed 1 thin white chick and a few thin black chicks that were busy with bar dancing. I hope once word gets out that there's money to be made there, other girls will follow. A man can dream, I am getting kind of tired of S. Main st if you know what I mean.

Man, did I ever get hosed three days ago at Lusty Adventures. Here's what NOT to do, gentlemen.

(It all happened so fast, please don't blame me, rather learn from me.).

I'm at Lusty's. A decent enough dancer comes over and interacts with me (when I say "decent enough," I mean that I can get hard and enjoy myself despite looks that are faaaaar from ideal).

I've been at Lusty's twice before and know that private dances are $20/ each. I take this dancer / ***** to the private area. I get two songs from her and it's damn enjoyable. Nothing beyond my expectations and nothing short of my expectations. Simply, middle of the road private dance and I'm not complaining whatsoever.

After the dances I go to settle up. Two songs is $40 bucks, plus I have a finsky four-pack ($20) for a tip. The dancer says, "no, that was 3 songs. " I know that it wasn't three songs, but how would I prove it? I go along with her silly three-not-two-songs claim. Stupid me. Next the dancer asks, "will you pay the bartender?" Pay the bartender? That seems like a strange request, but whatever. I say, "sure, I'll pay the bartender, just hand me back the money so that I can pay her. " NOPE! The dancer actually wants me to pay the house / bartender fee of $5/ song. Today / Now I'm angry with this, but in the moment of regaining my senses and not wanting to be a dickhead, I said, Um, Okay, I'll pay the bartender. Bad move, fellas!

Long story short, I got about six minutes of private dancing (not really private as the private-dance area is behind a curtain / screen thingy). I paid $40 for two legit songs, I tipped $20 legit, then I paid another $20 for a third "phantom" song that I never heard, and finally I paid the bartender $5/ song ($15 bucks total) for a total of $95 bucks for about 6 minutes of action. Dudes, don't be me!

Stopped by gspot and lucky during the day. Was around 3 at gspot. Harley, day day and Tara plus a couple black girls. Got a few barside dances from the three named. Took Tara in back no hint of extras from them. This Harley is a mid 30's brunette as opposed to the one at lucky / desires. Some one earlier mentioned her going to play softball and questioned it. She mentioned getting excused from softball but still having a volleyball game today. Lucky wasn't good. Only a couple girls that weren't attractive. From the little bit of time I've been able to get out and what I've seen on the board it appears day shift is beating out night shift right now. Disappointing for me that I generally can only get out late at night.

[QUOTE=PopGarden10;5486432]Stopped by gspot and lucky during the day. Was around 3 at gspot. Harley, day day and Tara plus a couple black girls. Got a few barside dances from the three named. Took Tara in back no hint of extras from them. This Harley is a mid 30's brunette as opposed to the one at lucky / desires. Some one earlier mentioned her going to play softball and questioned it. She mentioned getting excused from softball but still having a volleyball game today. Lucky wasn't good. Only a couple girls that weren't attractive. From the little bit of time I've been able to get out and what I've seen on the board it appears day shift is beating out night shift right now. Disappointing for me that I generally can only get out late at night.[/QUOTE]Was in there around 4-6 I believe didn't see anything, besides a blonde who was preoccupied (older) maybe tara (who wanted 200 to fuck, knocked it down to 120 but wasn't in the mood after all) and one black chick.

[QUOTE=TnaHandyAndy;5486240]Man, did I ever get hosed three days ago at Lusty Adventures. Here's what NOT to do, gentlemen.
[/QUOTE]Sounds like Sasha. Or she going by Destiny now?

[QUOTE=TomServo037;5486569]Sounds like Sasha. Or she going by Destiny now?[/QUOTE]Latest one I've heard is unique.

[QUOTE=TnaHandyAndy;5486240]Man, did I ever get hosed three days ago at Lusty Adventures. Here's what NOT to do, gentlemen.

(It all happened so fast, please don't blame me, rather learn from me.).

I'm at Lusty's. A decent enough dancer comes over and interacts with me (when I say "decent enough," I mean that I can get hard and enjoy myself despite looks that are faaaaar from ideal).

I've been at Lusty's twice before and know that private dances are $20/ each. I take this dancer / ***** to the private area. I get two songs from her and it's damn enjoyable. Nothing beyond my expectations and nothing short of my expectations. Simply, middle of the road private dance and I'm not complaining whatsoever.

After the dances I go to settle up. Two songs is $40 bucks, plus I have a finsky four-pack ($20) for a tip. The dancer says, "no, that was 3 songs. " I know that it wasn't three songs, but how would I prove it? I go along with her silly three-not-two-songs claim. Stupid me. Next the dancer asks, "will you pay the bartender?" Pay the bartender? That seems like a strange request, but whatever. I say, "sure, I'll pay the bartender, just hand me back the money so that I can pay her. " NOPE! The dancer actually wants me to pay the house / bartender fee of $5/ song. Today / Now I'm angry with this, but in the moment of regaining my senses and not wanting to be a dickhead, I said, Um, Okay, I'll pay the bartender. Bad move, fellas!

Long story short, I got about six minutes of private dancing (not really private as the private-dance area is behind a curtain / screen thingy). I paid $40 for two legit songs, I tipped $20 legit, then I paid another $20 for a third "phantom" song that I never heard, and finally I paid the bartender $5/ song ($15 bucks total) for a total of $95 bucks for about 6 minutes of action. Dudes, don't be me![/QUOTE]Looks like you got fucked and not in a good way. Did you get her name? Sounds like Sasha. I do not know why they let her work there? She has been fired from about all the clubs. I never pay for songs. I negotiate a flat fee and make sure they agree to what I want up front. If they are not producing on the first song I give them $20 and walk out of VIP. You have to hold your ground.

[QUOTE=DickyDoo;5486973]Looks like you got fucked and not in a good way. Did you get her name? Sounds like Sasha. I do not know why they let her work there? She has been fired from about all the clubs. I never pay for songs. I negotiate a flat fee and make sure they agree to what I want up front. If they are not producing on the first song I give them $20 and walk out of VIP. You have to hold your ground.[/QUOTE]I've talked with a couple dancers or bartenders about sassy / Sacha / unique and how she bounces around. I've said she's like the red headed step child of the akron clubs and they all have to take time sharing her. You'll never see her at the clubs that are a step up. Dreamers, gatsbys, boom, hush. But all the others seem to have to let her come around for a few months at a time. Only Ogd won't let her in because of the problems she causes. I don't know how much longer she has before she has to head to another area.

[QUOTE=PopGarden10;5486995]I've talked with a couple dancers or bartenders about sassy / Sacha / unique and how she bounces around. I've said she's like the red headed step child of the akron clubs and they all have to take time sharing her. You'll never see her at the clubs that are a step up. Dreamers, gatsbys, boom, hush. But all the others seem to have to let her come around for a few months at a time. Only Ogd won't let her in because of the problems she causes. I don't know how much longer she has before she has to head to another area.[/QUOTE]I think the only reason that anybody lets her in their bar is because she is consistent and if no other dancers show up at least they have her. I myself would rather have nobody than to see her. On the bright side. We might get about a three day window where she won't be in while she's having another baby.

I hit up G spot last Monday around 6 pm since I haven't been there before. The beer was cheap but the talent was all older / fat girls when I initially showed up. I did catch a taller AA dancer at the start of her shift and headed to the VIP, which isn't much more than a closet. Once inside she danced for a song the immediately got to buisness. It ended up being a bill and a half for the songs and head.

She was good enough looking to work at Hush, which ironically was where I headed next.

I arrived at Hush around 7, and the cover charge lady wasn't there so I just walked in. There were 4 dancers there but only half of them were actively trying to make money. I only stayed for 1 beer since I was picking up someone who works there that I know from the (regular) club that I work at.

Alot of the girls who work at the more upscale places like Hush and Gatabys North frequent the bars and clubs downtown on their off days. Without docking myself too much I work at a club that like 4-6 of them frequent. They're also absolute freaks so if you're in their age bracket you can probably take them home with no charge.