The Rat Trap

1. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a musquito? Trailhunter say the musquito stop sucking when you slap it.

2. What do Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} have in common with KFC? They do chicken right.

3. As a little boy what do Chriss say when he get diarreha? I'm MELTING.

4. Chriss say the best part about fucking homeless men like his boyfriend {Trailhunter} is that when you done you can drop them off anywhere.

5. How many times do gay Chriss laugh at a joke? Three times. Once when it told. Once when it explained. And once when / if he gets it.

6. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what's the difference between Chriss and a washing machine? He say the washing machine do not cry when you drop a load in it.

7. What do Chriss and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind.

8. Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} say he think Chriss is gay and Jewish. He say Chriss only speak 'He-blew' language.

9. I ask Chriss what would he do if his ex boyfriend call and tell him he HIV positive. Chriss say the trick is to always act surprised.

10. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} watching a movie. His boyfriend say he's scared and ask Chriss if that girl is going to die. Chriss say, 'based on the size of that horse's dick, yes'.

11. I ask Chriss how he can tell if his boyfriend {Trailhunter} is dead? He say the sex is the same but the dirty dishes start piling up.

12. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} fall off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck.

13. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a hurricane? He say you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat.

14. What the difference between gay drug dealer Chriss and a SW? A SW can wash her crack and sell it again.

15. I ask Chriss how many dicks he have to suck to get a lightbulb changed? He say well more then 8 cause my basement still dark.

16. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what is the best part of getting a blowjob from Chriss? He say the 15 minutes of silence.

17. Why did Chriss get kicked out of the toybox? He sat on Pinoccio's face and said 'lie to me'.

18. How do you know when Chriss sister has her period? She only wearing one sock.

19. Why did Chriss cross the road? Because he could not get his dick out of the chicken.

Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2789085]There was a masquerade ball in the trap LOL. Double handled douchebags.

Swags.[/QUOTE]This TRAP has some of everything babe. I just shake my head at some of these posts I see in here. I NEVER knew there were so many STUPID people in Orlando. I'm convinced that with the exception of Yourself Swags and also my dear friend brother TH that every one on this thread is a fucking LOSER!! Orlando is the worst. Thank God I have my street walkers crew to keep these chicks in line. We have pimp Vino promoting street walker chicks as escorts and demanding a cut of there donations. Florida Sun begs an escort to see him for a massage after giving her his fingerprints and social. PG is just an retarded idiot and that cocksucker Jazak is in love with Dallas and pays her ridiculous coins for her visits. YragFag has been scared away as the pussy he always will be AND Bacon Boy From Boston is MIA in San Francisco.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2788754]PG is another useless pussy on this board. A doctor who finds times to be on this board all day and night. Vino is his good buddy Swags.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Oh, and let me know when you need to get that prostate checked.

I have a Urologist buddy, big big fingers.

Your absolutely going to luv him! His procedure will lead you to believe he had done extended time in joint.

Perfect for U!

Moooooon river, r u using the whole fist doc?

P2daG

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2789815]From a true Believer LOL. Don't you see enough of PartyCaptainPimpVino at work?

Swags.[/QUOTE]Occasionally I read your posts in the quickly disproven belief that they will somehow contain the slightest semblance of coherent thought. Please don't tell us you drive, other than a broomstick and electric cart at Walmart, with that mind.

BTW, isn't it time you retired those Polaroid pictures in your ads and moved into the digital age?

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2790367]Occasionally I read your posts in the quickly disproven belief that they will somehow contain the slightest semblance of coherent thought. Please don't tell us you drive, other than a broomstick and electric cart at Walmart, with that mind.

BTW, isn't it time you retired those Polaroid pictures in your ads and moved into the digital age?[/QUOTE]You besides PG and Vino and Jazak are the biggest LOSERS on this site! Swags has more guts than you will ever have.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2790969]I just realized, are you Mr. NoTalent on moderation??

Swags.[/QUOTE]As usual, have no idea what you mean. But, it is a good idea to take everything in moderation.

Except your meds, that is. In that case, I think you should take extra.

A lot, extra.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2789182]1. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a musquito? Trailhunter say the musquito stop sucking when you slap it.

2. What do Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} have in common with KFC? They do chicken right.

3. As a little boy what do Chriss say when he get diarreha? I'm MELTING.

4. Chriss say the best part about fucking homeless men like his boyfriend {Trailhunter} is that when you done you can drop them off anywhere.

5. How many times do gay Chriss laugh at a joke? Three times. Once when it told. Once when it explained. And once when / if he gets it.

6. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what's the difference between Chriss and a washing machine? He say the washing machine do not cry when you drop a load in it.

7. What do Chriss and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind.

8. Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} say he think Chriss is gay and Jewish. He say Chriss only speak 'He-blew' language.

9. I ask Chriss what would he do if his ex boyfriend call and tell him he HIV positive. Chriss say the trick is to always act surprised.

10. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} watching a movie. His boyfriend say he's scared and ask Chriss if that girl is going to die. Chriss say, 'based on the size of that horse's dick, yes'.

11. I ask Chriss how he can tell if his boyfriend {Trailhunter} is dead? He say the sex is the same but the dirty dishes start piling up.

12. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} fall off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck.

13. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a hurricane? He say you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat.

14. What the difference between gay drug dealer Chriss and a SW? A SW can wash her crack and sell it again.

15. I ask Chriss how many dicks he have to suck to get a lightbulb changed? He say well more then 8 cause my basement still dark.

16. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what is the best part of getting a blowjob from Chriss? He say the 15 minutes of silence.

17. Why did Chriss get kicked out of the toybox? He sat on Pinoccio's face and said 'lie to me'.

18. How do you know when Chriss sister has her period? She only wearing one sock.

19. Why did Chriss cross the road? Bericause he could not get his dick out of the chicken.

Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites![/QUOTE]Georgie Porgie he's a fuckin clown.

He wants to be C5's little bietch, but C5 pimp slaps him down.

He writes lame jokes, thinkin he's a gas.

While he shoves a plastic dick in and out of his ass.

LOL TrailHunter.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2791694]Georgie Porgie he's a fuckin clown.

He wants to be C5's little bietch, but C5 pimp slaps him down.

He writes lame jokes, thinkin he's a gas.

While he shoves a plastic dick in and out of his ass.

LOL TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]How fucking sad is that? I get stuck with only a plastic dick, and you and Chriss get the real things. Talk about LOL!

The only thing sadder than that is twinkie boy Chriss half to have you fight his battles. He such a idiot pussy.

By the way my favorite was #19.

19. Why did Chriss cross the road? Because he could not get his dick out of the chicken.

Now that what you call a real LOL!

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2791694]Georgie Porgie he's a fuckin clown.

He wants to be C5's little bietch, but C5 pimp slaps him down.

He writes lame jokes, thinkin he's a gas.

While he shoves a plastic dick in and out of his ass.

LOL TrailHunter.[/QUOTE]Christina5/ Trailhunter. Same person. Same coward.

BB.