Response that made me laugh
So, my standard hello message mentions my interest in "discreet afternoon meetings. " Response from a somewhat attractive mid 30's SB: "Hey handsome, I'd love to spend an afternoon getting lunch with you, then going to the spa and finishing with some upscale shopping. " I guess some variant of GPS, but who knows? We all are looking for the 20 year old spinner with hair to her tight little ass who loves nasty sex with 60 year old men; I guess they're out there looking for the rich 60 year old man who loves to sit in the corner of Moda Milano watching some 35 year old burn through his credit card. Good luck to us all.
Platonic -- head them off at the pass!
My profile addresses this head on.
"if Platonic is in your profile. You might want to use Google and find out what Plato did to his students during detention".
Screens out the time wasters and those who take themselves WAY TOO seriously.