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[QUOTE=BillHo;2404200]Jane will be in Clearwatwer again this Friday and is hoping to see all of her old friends who's number she lost when she changed phones.

I was complaining to her about the bad ad pictures she had and she agreed to a photo shoot at my house today. Now she has better pictures.

And of course we did more than take pictures. Jane is a fun girl to be with and she is up to anything you desire (except Greek).

It is a welcome change to find a Provider that has no tattoos, no piercings, and no drug habit. She is supplementing her regular job and hopes to have a car of her own soon.

Help her out guys. Bill Ho.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]370155[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Perhaps someone should teach these girls how to back the fuck up their phones. This seems a typical occurrence.

On another note, I expect to be trying her out soon :-)

Does she do outcall?

[QUOTE=ThrillSeeker69;2404641]Does she do outcall?[/QUOTE]Based upon Bills post, I would think not.

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Where do I start with this one. Firstly, I don't want to bad mouth this one, but she has some pretty serious issues that need to be worked out. Incall was a residential decent neighborhood, she smokes cigs inside the room, so it was pretty smoky. But I was there for 2 and a half hours. And about 5 minutes of that was in the realm of what I had went for. If anyone would like to hear the horror story that ensued before that. PM me. But far as what I actually went for. I asked in advance if. She did BBBJCIM, and she wouldn't answer directly, just said she is flexible. Normally this is enough to have me backout, but it was slim pickins at 3 am. She suited me up for a toothy CBJ for about a min, then took it off for what could have been a decent. Time if not for all the issues. She can DT, even got the boyz without me even requesting. But she was distracted so I strapped up and hit it from the back for like 2 min, then said I had to go. Body wise, she is pretty skinny, no belly damage, no kids from. What I gathered. Boobs unfortunately saggy, rear end is pretty small, definitely hit alot of bone when trying to go at it. IMO you could probably find something far better for the damage.

All these things would be enough to make me not likely to repeat but its small hill compared to the huge mountain of other things that went down before that. Nice girl, really sweet though.[/QUOTE]You should be careful of what you say or text on the phone. Most of the providers that I know, will end the conversation if you asked about BBBJCIM. If it's not a provider on the other end? It will be used against you. Be safe.

Sorry about the bad visit and thanks for letting us know!
Above is just a tip, I understand everyone plays by there own rules.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;2404389]Perhaps someone should teach these girls how to back the fuck up their phones. This seems a typical occurrence.

On another note, I expect to be trying her out soon :-)[/QUOTE]Based on the reviews that I've read here, I had a dream about Beautiful Jane. It was not a good dream. First of all her hair is a wig. She had a certain overall aroma about her and her "womanhood" smelled even worse. Her skills were not as stated in the previous reviews. Mediocre at best. I would not repeat and was sorry I had the dream. While 80 roses is an attractive offer to some of you, The old motto lives: You get what you pay for. Sorry if this offends any members.

Beautiful Jane does outcall for me, but then again - she knows me well.

I can see her do an outcall to someone she has seen repeatetly and likes!

But don't take my word for it. Ask herr. Bill Ho.

[QUOTE=ThrillSeeker69;2404641]Does she do outcall?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SexyChristy27;2402903]She's on Vacation, but will return soon. Will post her new num when She posts again.[/QUOTE]I'm not too sure about that. I looked her up and she may have an extended vacation in front of her. I'd look elsewhere.

[QUOTE=FritzDaKatt1;2405147]Based on the reviews that I've read here, I had a dream about Beautiful Jane. It was not a good dream. First of all her hair is a wig. She had a certain overall aroma about her and her "womanhood" smelled even worse. Her skills were not as stated in the previous reviews. Mediocre at best. I would not repeat and was sorry I had the dream. While 80 roses is an attractive offer to some of you, The old motto lives: You get what you pay for. Sorry if this offends any members.[/QUOTE]It's been a few weeks since I saw her and I do not plan to see her again due to the poor experience. I know it's YMMV and just didn't want to be verbally attacked since she seems to be treated like a Goddess and has her own personal public relations team on this board.

I was trying to meet up with another provider, but she flaked on me. I just needed some relief before I went home and Jane had an ad up so I decided to contact her. She responded and I was on my way. I was expecting a good experience based on her reviews here.

The positives: attractive face, short thick frame, has all her teeth, nice personality.

The negatives: rush rush, I left with blue balls and frustration over wasting my money and my time.

She is very very chatty. She talked about her travels and then it took an interesting twist when she talked about wanting to marry a homosexual man. She felt she could have all of the benefits of a male relationship without the hassles of the sexual part. I asked why do this if she doesn't like the interaction with men. She basically told me she can make money real quick. That was enough for me and asked to "get it on".

We get on the bed and start a nice BBBJ, I could have popped from that but asked to do what men and women do. She breaks out the lube and attempts to do cowgirl. Next thing I know she says that she is too small for it to go in. I say if that's the case, it's better to start missionary, so we do it.

Before I enter her, she puts her legs in a position that prevents me from getting real penetration. When I tried to get more than just the tip of my head in, resistance was felt. I told her she had to relax and allow me to work it in. So I try again. She must be training for MMA because the no matter what I did she countered with a move to keep me from penetrating.

So I say F it and ask her to finish off with head. For whatever reason, it was not the same BBBJ that we started with. She would only put the tip of the head in her mouth, no shaft what so ever. I asked what's wrong and why it's different. She stops to check her phone and says my time is almost up, then texts and tells me that she has somebody waiting.

Mind you, our time was no where close to being up. After another attempt resulting in a poor CBJ, I gave up with her lack of effort. Told her that I came to see her based on her reviews, as with most providers, she did not care.

I was more pissed at myself for bringing her food and drink.

Sadly, as I was walking down the hall, I pass the other guy who had a visit. I would not have expected her to be a high volume type of girl, churn them out type of girl. But it's not surprising based on her comments about men.

Just an FYI, she basically put her panties back on, did not wash up or brush her teeth, or anything before meeting the next person.

Anyway, that was my experience and I will not repeat.

Let's see - Basicaly you are complaining because, 1. Her pussy is too tight? 2. She can hold a conversation? 3. You are not the only one she is seeing? Hmmm. Bill Ho.

[QUOTE=Hngblkm;2405861]It's been a few weeks since I saw her and I do not plan to see her again due to the poor experience. I know it's YMMV and just didn't want to be verbally attacked since she seems to be treated like a Goddess and has her own personal public relations team on this board.

I was trying to meet up with another provider, but she flaked on me. I just needed some relief before I went home and Jane had an ad up so I decided to contact her. She responded and I was on my way. I was expecting a good experience based on her reviews here.

The positives: attractive face, short thick frame, has all her teeth, nice personality.

The negatives: rush rush, I left with blue balls and frustration over wasting my money and my time.

She is very very chatty. She talked about her travels and then it took an interesting twist when she talked about wanting to marry a homosexual man. She felt she could have all of the benefits of a male relationship without the hassles of the sexual part. I asked why do this if she doesn't like the interaction with men. She basically told me she can make money real quick. That was enough for me and asked to "get it on".

We get on the bed and start a nice BBBJ, I could have popped from that but asked to do what men and women do. She breaks out the lube and attempts to do cowgirl. Next thing I know she says that she is too small for it to go in. I say if that's the case, it's better to start missionary, so we do it.

Before I enter her, she puts her legs in a position that prevents me from getting real penetration. When I tried to get more than just the tip of my head in, resistance was felt. I told her she had to relax and allow me to work it in. So I try again. She must be training for MMA because the no matter what I did she countered with a move to keep me from penetrating.

So I say F it and ask her to finish off with head. For whatever reason, it was not the same BBBJ that we started with. She would only put the tip of the head in her mouth, no shaft what so ever. I asked what's wrong and why it's different. She stops to check her phone and says my time is almost up, then texts and tells me that she has somebody waiting.

Mind you, our time was no where close to being up. After another attempt resulting in a poor CBJ, I gave up with her lack of effort. Told her that I came to see her based on her reviews, as with most providers, she did not care.

I was more pissed at myself for bringing her food and drink.

Sadly, as I was walking down the hall, I pass the other guy who had a visit. I would not have expected her to be a high volume type of girl, churn them out type of girl. But it's not surprising based on her comments about men.

Just an FYI, she basically put her panties back on, did not wash up or brush her teeth, or anything before meeting the next person.

Anyway, that was my experience and I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BillHo;2405940]Let's see - Basicaly you are complaining because, 1. Her pussy is too tight? 2. She can hold a conversation? 3. You are not the only one she is seeing? Hmmm. Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]That's not even close to what he said. Sounds like he had an awful experience. I would have left with my $ fuck that. Now since you seem to be her uncompensated pimp, lmao. . Seriously thiugh, Since you see her on reg basis maybe you could get her side of the story.

Careful with the "pimp" coment, fellow. I hope you were joking -.

I had a conversation with Jane this morning and she remembers the guy and expected his bad review. I can tell you her side of the story, but keep in mind that I was not there and all I can do is tell her story.

He had a few of his facts wrong. His appointment was at 2 AM fior 15 minutes and he brough her a bottle of Pop. The next appointment was at 3 and he texted that he would be 15 minutes late.

She allowed extra time for the quicky guy but he was hung like a horse and just did not fit in her pussy. She gave up after 45 minutes.

Her complaintr is that guys book for a quicky and stay half an hour or longer. I know we all like to be cheap, but let's face it, 15 minutes is not 45 minutes. You can't go to Sears and buy one refrigerator and go home with two.

As you may have noticed. Jane is no longer offering quickies.

Since she still had time left until the second guy's session, she got dressed and after this guy left, she locked the door and took a shower. Did he intend to watch her do that?

OK. I'll get off my soapbox now. It's just too bad if the dissatisfaction of a few would ruin her chance to make a buck. Bill Ho.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;2405949]That's not even close to what he said. Sounds like he had an awful experience. I would have left with my $ fuck that. Now since you seem to be her uncompensated pimp, lmao. . Seriously thiugh, Since you see her on reg basis maybe you could get her side of the story.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BillHo;2406003]Careful with the "pimp" coment, fellow. I hope you were joking -.

I had a conversation with Jane this morning and she remembers the guy and expected his bad review. I can tell you her side of the story, but keep in mind that I was not there and all I can do is tell her story.

He had a few of his facts wrong. His appointment was at 2 AM fior 15 minutes and he brough her a bottle of Pop. The next appointment was at 3 and he texted that he would be 15 minutes late.

She allowed extra time for the quicky guy but he was hung like a horse and just did not fit in her pussy. She gave up after 45 minutes.

Her complaintr is that guys book for a quicky and stay half an hour or longer. I know we all like to be cheap, but let's face it, 15 minutes is not 45 minutes. You can't go to Sears and buy one refrigerator and go home with two.

As you may have noticed. Jane is no longer offering quickies.

Since she still had time left until the second guy's session, she got dressed and after this guy left, she locked the door and took a shower. Did he intend to watch her do that?

OK. I'll get off my soapbox now. It's just too bad if the dissatisfaction of a few would ruin her chance to make a buck. Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]Yes, I was joking. I don't get the 15 min quick stop. Barely enough time for a decent bbj. But her account ads clarity to the situation.

[QUOTE=BillHo;2405940]Let's see - Basicaly you are complaining because, 1. Her pussy is too tight? 2. She can hold a conversation? 3. You are not the only one she is seeing? Hmmm. Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]Bill it's probably your fault she is "chatty" about her travels since you added to this area. LOL.

And I would get deflated if a gal told me marrying a gay guy. Well on second thought maybe that was an objective with guys that are hung like horses. Only kidding everybody.

Reminds me of Bill Furniture in the NYC area. He in fact did own a furniture store in Hudson valley in NY. I think the name stuck because he was hung like a leg of a table. My gal friend called him tripod his Johnson was thick like a coke can.

Well anyway just trying to lighten things up. But if you think about it if Jane did marry a gay man she may have double duty to perform. The husband might want her to start using a strap on with him. LOL.

Had a terrific dream today that had a damn good visit with the redhead delight. Texted her this am To see if she was available in the early afternoon. She gave me directions to a popular Clearwater incall. When I parked in the lot, let her know I was here so she could pop out of her room to let me know where she was, very friendly on the phone. Went upstairs, we got to chat a bit before we both started taking each others clothes off, she then lies next to me, took the cue to make out with her for a while. She then slides down to the other head and starts a very aggressive BBBJ, didn't want her to stop, best I've had in a long time, but wanted to give her some lickin' as well. She loved getting her clit licked, couldn't concentrate on sucking, cause she kept coming her ass off, when she calmed down, then she'd go back to me, what is the saying, she can suck a quarter through a garden hose?? Then time to fuck for a while, on with the cover, she tells me to fuck her from behind. Wow, what a ride, needed seat belts, she's a hot little firecracker, talking dirty while bucking me from behind. We then went mish for a while, side doggie, more 69, then got her on top, where she's riding you so well I've could have done this with her all day. But she has a good " again, I tell her to lie on me so I could push up and fuck her this way. Wasn't going to get my nut because of the pain meds I'm taking prior to back surgery next week, but most certainly not for lack of her trying. She was very accommodating, asking me how I wanted her. While she was on top, tried playing with the ass, she said "next time," I'll hold her to that!! She wanted me to hang out, I unfortunately had other things to do, told her I'll take her out next time I see her.

If your into petite redheaded firecracker, and want a friendly suck and fuck, she's your girl!!

[QUOTE=Ziggy62;2406486]Had a terrific dream today that had a damn good visit with the redhead delight. Texted her this am To see if she was available in the early afternoon. She gave me directions to a popular Clearwater incall. When I parked in the lot, let her know I was here so she could pop out of her room to let me know where she was, very friendly on the phone. Went upstairs, we got to chat a bit before we both started taking each others clothes off, she then lies next to me, took the cue to make out with her for a while. She then slides down to the other head and starts a very aggressive BBBJ, didn't want her to stop, best I've had in a long time, but wanted to give her some lickin' as well. She loved getting her clit licked, couldn't concentrate on sucking, cause she kept coming her ass off, when she calmed down, then she'd go back to me, what is the saying, she can suck a quarter through a garden hose?? Then time to fuck for a while, on with the cover, she tells me to fuck her from behind. Wow, what a ride, needed seat belts, she's a hot little firecracker, talking dirty while bucking me from behind. We then went mish for a while, side doggie, more 69, then got her on top, where she's riding you so well I've could have done this with her all day. But she has a good " again, I tell her to lie on me so I could push up and fuck her this way. Wasn't going to get my nut because of the pain meds I'm taking prior to back surgery next week, but most certainly not for lack of her trying. She was very accommodating, asking me how I wanted her. While she was on top, tried playing with the ass, she said "next time," I'll hold her to that!! She wanted me to hang out, I unfortunately had other things to do, told her I'll take her out next time I see her.

If your into petite redheaded firecracker, and want a friendly suck and fuck, she's your girl!![/QUOTE]Your an awshole / jealous. I saw her ad to late and in was already half way home. Wasn't sure if she was avail anytime or only when posting. Def going to try set up next week!