Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RubMonger;3343650]I love to stop by this place whenever I make a business trip. MMS is super sweet. Quite a few nice providers here. Hard to choose which ones to be my masseuse. I got a new bee Soo today. She looked young, little plumpy. She had those doe eyes. She has great massage skills. Went from soft to firm massage. Mixed up from tapping to kneading. I felt like a doughboy being rolled up LOL. On the flip she saw I was standing at attention. Asked her to take care of it. She nodded her head in agreement.

She got naked for me and the most I got to do with her body was touch and rub her ass and it was really sensual. I had to ask her to give me a nice CBJ and she admitted that gave a really good one. Built up a good rhythm before the finish. She is worth a visit. Will be back.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/yun-spa-new-girls-grand-re-opening11-25/49347787[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm guessing admin has their suspicions about you. Loved that nice, added tab, BTW, admin!

[QUOTE=BradId24;3343736]Thank you, E.

Did you know that actually a lot of people die during sex?

It's called Boksangsa in Korean. Also, called sweet death or saddle death in English.

Officially, it's 1% of total death, but people believe it's more since people usually hide it.

If someone suddenly die for cardiac arrest or brain seizure one day, that could be it.

Let me stay away from HE for a while.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys for the posts. This forum continues to provide a wealth of information on many levels. I personally appreciate it and will try to help if I can. Brad hope all is well.

Long time lurker, figured I'd jump in finally. Saw Vicki at Belmont, youngish Japanese girl, mediocre but not terrible massage, CBJ finish, she put in some really good work so I gave her 100 instead of agreed upon 80, would definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=BradId24;3343736]Thank you, E.

Did you know that actually a lot of people die during sex?

It's called Boksangsa in Korean. Also, called sweet death or saddle death in English.

Officially, it's 1% of total death, but people believe it's more since people usually hide it.

If someone suddenly die for cardiac arrest or brain seizure one day, that could be it.

Let me stay away from HE for a while.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a good way to go. Better than dying at a hospital with tubes all over you. If playing with a provider kills me, then so be it.

Went to elegant on Grand, forget the name of the girl I saw, but she was definitely not attractive, half assed massage and 80 for a Saran wrap treatment (the Saran wrap was much better than expected, it was a first for me)! I would much rather see Tina there for looks at least.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;3338975]
3.) it's a rare girl that will let you fuck her when she's menstrating.
[/QUOTE]I just threw up a little bit. Got to get that image out of my head.

Otherwise, really good recommendations.

[QUOTE=Crikiter;3343982]Thanks guys for the posts. This forum continues to provide a wealth of information on many levels. I personally appreciate it and will try to help if I can. Brad hope all is well.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

I am not looking for HE any more, so I can try even more places from now.

If I do, I will provide link and tell what happened.

Thank you, guys!

Never heard of an LMP giving table showers. Just to make sure we are on the same page, we are talking about an Asian style, full body table shower done by the LMT?

[QUOTE=BradId24;3340637]Today I called another Latina place I found on backpage.

(About 1 mile east from Vida on Belmont).

I had to go back of the building.

When I knocked the door, one small, but nice looking Latina girl came (Anna).

It's was $50 an hour, but surprisingly even table shower is included.

I should have gotten TS first, but she suggested to take it later since there will be oil.

(I kind of regret now since her shower was good.).

In general, I feel comfortable since only small door was available on the back. Different than Luna's place, no traffic sound.

I got naked and found the towel is small.

It did not cover me well and she asked if she can take it off.

While she massaged me, suddenly she pushed her vagina on my hands. Teasing and touching started.

She said extra is available from $50-$120.

I told her that I have $50 cash, so she gave me hand job.

She mourned to stimulate me and I touched her breasts and pussy.

Nice finish.

I think total massage time was about 45 minutes including TS.

(There is clock in the room.)

Nice young Latina girls.

Would repeat.

P.S. :

Anna gave me her personal cell phone number.

She said they will move in a month.


P.S.:

I notice that these MT girls are pretty happy about me.

I do not choose expensive place, but I give all I have (Usually massage + tip = $100 total).

I take shower at home before going.

Once I am in, I become obedient and follow their suggestion.

(I don't ask more service or negotiate price down.)

Once you get their numbers, you can meet them outside, so hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonM;3344008]Sounds like a good way to go. Better than dying at a hospital with tubes all over you. If playing with a provider kills me, then so be it.[/QUOTE]Not necessarily, Ron.

I guess I have near death experience.

It's like fire work in your brain in painful way.

I am 43 and it started when I 40.

P.S. :

Hey, guys,

Please read my review and see if you can try Anna (Russian girl in Palatine).

She is the most prettiest MT so far.

It's $55 for first time customer, anyway.

She is independent girl owning her office and study nursing.

I felt like she is looking for a husband.

(I paid her $55 for 1 hr. Then, I paid $40 for 30 min extra. Her eyes changed.)

She actually let my pain went away.

A few days ago I went to Macau and had Vivian.

Although her general massage skills are good, the "customer service" or respect, or a client appreciation for the money paid (I don't know how to name it) was one of the worst I've ever seen.

A number of times she spoke on the phone while massaging me with one hand.

A number of times she spoke to the other MT through the door for a few minutes each time (At one point the other MT just opened the door and Vivian had a conversation with her (not just a few words) while still rubbing me.

At one point shejust left the room saying that she is thirsty and came back after 5 min, approximately.

Closer to the end, she just said that I have 12 minutes left. (I'm still wondering why did she give me that notice).

At the end she pointed that all mts at Macau are licensed, unlike all other girls on Archer.

BTW, I've been at Macau before, and was not caught completely of guard by all this commotion, however, at this time it was more annoying and awkward than ever before.

I do understand that they have some other customers, although it was during the day on the week day and they were not very busy, in fact I saw mts, but I've not seen any client.

In any case, regardless of the level of their business, I think, they should focus on the client that is present, or at least pretend.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;3342379]Do you have a link? Can't find it after several searches. You can pm me if you'd like. Maybe I'll toftt. Thanks.

James.[/QUOTE]Saw them on rubmaps I don't have a membership so I couldn't see the review.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3344481]A few days ago I went to Macau and had Vivian.

Although her general massage skills are good, the "customer service" or respect, or a client appreciation for the money paid (I don't know how to name it) was one of the worst I've ever seen.

A number of times she spoke on the phone while massaging me with one hand.

A number of times she spoke to the other MT through the door for a few minutes each time (At one point the other MT just opened the door and Vivian had a conversation with her (not just a few words) while still rubbing me.

At one point shejust left the room saying that she is thirsty and came back after 5 min, approximately.

Closer to the end, she just said that I have 12 minutes left. (I'm still wondering why did she give me that notice).

At the end she pointed that all mts at Macau are licensed, unlike all other girls on Archer.

BTW, I've been at Macau before, and was not caught completely of guard by all this commotion, however, at this time it was more annoying and awkward than ever before.

I do understand that they have some other customers, although it was during the day on the week day and they were not very busy, in fact I saw mts, but I've not seen any client.

In any case, regardless of the level of their business, I think, they should focus on the client that is present, or at least pretend.[/QUOTE]I quit going to Vivian for those very things you've mentioned. When I met her at another spa further north on Wentworth years ago, she gave me the best massage I've ever had in my life. So when I ran into her again at Macau I was so happy. But that quickly changed after I realized she couldn't keep her attention on the massage. It was like she left every 6 minutes. On the last visit, she stopped working on me halfway through and left to start on another guy. I haven't been back since.

She still sends little text messages over the holidays just to wish you well. Pretty nice. But what's nicer is when they focus on you while you're right there in the room, on the table.

[QUOTE=RonM;3344008]Sounds like a good way to go. Better than dying at a hospital with tubes all over you. If playing with a provider kills me, then so be it.[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more about being way better than taking my last breath in a hospital connected to tubes.

We should create a system using code words in our obit so that fellow hobbyists would know we died doing what we love.

Head First was found unresponsive yesterday TO(last)OFTT at a new AMP on Main St. while enjoying a BBBJCIMWS.

He was promptly greeted at the Pearly Gates by a gorgeous MMS and was last seen being led into a room where 2 beautiful young Asians were waiting to give him a 4 hand soapy.
LOL.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3341564]Rosita must have moved then. She used to be in Aurora. I only saw her once, and was not impressed. Her old ads featured plenty of boobs, which I am a big fan of. Much to my disappointment and annoyance, I discovered they were off limits.[/QUOTE]I saw Rosita recently at her Aurora loction and she was packing things up in preparation for the move to Oak Brook.

[QUOTE=RonM;3341571]From Brad's review maybe her menu has opened up a bit. She has my interest.[/QUOTE]She's apparently a bit of a YMMV type woman. I've seen her a few times and she does expand her menu a bit for regular customers. Worth it if you're into that kind of thing.

[QUOTE=BonerLander;3342213]Big old lady boobs[/QUOTE]You say that like its a bad thing. I like me some nice middle aged cougar boobs. They're big, they're firm, what's not to love? I just wish she was a bit. Freer with them.

[QUOTE=FrankyCando;3341433]Did a 4 hand ,one girl was ok the other in training I am guessing and she looked more like a boy /maybe the haircut style
and surely not the 2 girls in cl pic [/QUOTE]So she had really short hair then? That's kind of a turn on for me actually. I like girls with short hair, and its surprising how few providers sport that look. I can think of a couple of escorts, but I'm always willing to try someone new for variety. Have to check her out.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;3344669]Couldn't agree more about being way better than taking my last breath in a hospital connected to tubes.

We should create a system using code words in our obit so that fellow hobbyists would know we died doing what we love.

Head First was found unresponsive yesterday TO(last)OFTT at a new AMP on Main St. while enjoying a BBBJCIMWS.

He was promptly greeted at the Pearly Gates by a gorgeous MMS and was last seen being led into a room where 2 beautiful young Asians were waiting to give him a 4 hand soapy.
LOL.[/QUOTE]It hardly matters, but the statistics are nowhere near 1% of people dying in this way, sadly.

More like 0. 5% of all sudden deaths, and sudden deaths are less than 2% of all deaths. So we all have about a 0. 0001 chance.

There is a way to tip the scales to increase your chances. Keep bangin' early and often!

BB.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;3345114]It hardly matters, but the statistics are nowhere near 1% of people dying in this way, sadly.

More like 0. 5% of all sudden deaths, and sudden deaths are less than 2% of all deaths. So we all have about a 0. 0001 chance.

There is a way to tip the scales to increase your chances. Keep bangin' early and often!

BB.[/QUOTE]When I watched the newest DVD, "Edge of Seventeen", the girl's Dad died suddenly while driving next to her.

Do you think they can be dead while having sex?

It's not extremely rare.

We have to be careful.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;3344439]Never heard of an LMP giving table showers. Just to make sure we are on the same page, we are talking about an Asian style, full body table shower done by the LMT?[/QUOTE]Yes, we are on the same page.

I have never heard or seen myself, but it was not bad at all.

P.S. :

Just do it before massage.

They did not have to include it for that price, though.

[QUOTE=ChgoJJ;3344673]I saw Rosita recently at her Aurora loction and she was packing things up in preparation for the move to Oak Brook.[/QUOTE]Personally, I feel scared for the life style like Rosita.

When I met her outside, I notice that some people watched us.

That's why I asked her to stay in and brought her guest parking tag on my own after massage.

I think she keeps moving because of neighbors.

The scary part is...

Apparently, she does not have a house, but getting old.

APT rents are expensive and usually go up.

But, less likely she will have more customers.

In some senses, this type of job is like a casino.

When you make some money, you have to leave.

If you sit too long, you must lose.

[QUOTE=Elmwoood;3342351]Anyone tried the Happy Latinas on Addison by Harlem? 7548 w Addison I am going to try later in the week and will report but any info prior would be nice.[/QUOTE]Yes. Gave them a try. Provider had a fine set of 36 DDs which came out during the nice HJ. . 60 at the door and. 50 tip = 1. 1 total damage. They have 2 rooms, but the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so if there is a monger in the other room, you will hear what's going on and vice versa.

You know Brad, I was about to invite you to Mei's legit SPA in Buff Grove for a legit massage. Although Mei provides an awesome Chinese style legit massage (if I may say so myself) we are reluctant to have too many deaths in our place. It's unsettling to the other customers and hurts our Yelp reviews. (LOL). I also have slightly high blood pressure and take Crestor (I think). So, I assume you've talked to a cardiologist and have been advised against certain activities? In any case we wish you good health. If you do come, definitely tell her (and me) so she will go easy on you. Seriously, make sure you tell her of your health issues.

Actually, as a side note, a couple weeks ago a woman came to us. She had had a double mastectomy two weeks before that and she was in tremendous pain. Could not lie on her stomach. Her regular place refused to help her as they were afraid. Mei and I were also nervous, but we were compelled to help her since she was desperate and in misery. Everything worked out and we felt like we had done a mitzvah that day.

Good health and best wishes to all of you!

[QUOTE=BradId24;3345540]When I watched the newest DVD, "Edge of Seventeen", the girl's Dad died suddenly while driving next to her.

Do you think they can be dead while having sex?

It's not extremely rare.

We have to be careful.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;3346259]You know Brad, I was about to invite you to Mei's legit SPA in Buff Grove for a legit massage. Although Mei provides an awesome Chinese style legit massage (if I may say so myself) we are reluctant to have too many deaths in our place. It's unsettling to the other customers and hurts our Yelp reviews. (LOL). I also have slightly high blood pressure and take Crestor (I think). So, I assume you've talked to a cardiologist and have been advised against certain activities? In any case we wish you good health. If you do come, definitely tell her (and me) so she will go easy on you. Seriously, make sure you tell her of your health issues.

Actually, as a side note, a couple weeks ago a woman came to us. She had had a double mastectomy two weeks before that and she was in tremendous pain. Could not lie on her stomach. Her regular place refused to help her as they were afraid. Mei and I were also nervous, but we were compelled to help her since she was desperate and in misery. Everything worked out and we felt like we had done a mitzvah that day.

Good health and best wishes to all of you![/QUOTE]Actually you don't need a cardiologist for blood pressure management. Start with primary care. Internal medicine or family practice. If difficult to control then they can refer you to an appropriate specialist. Be reassured that the vast majority of patients are easily controlled with medicine.

Be aware that there is a rare condition called pheochromocytoma which is a small adrenaline producing adrenal tumor that can cause sporadic dangerous elevations in blood pressure. Ct / Mri and / or blood / urine testing are used when needed. Again you need to seek an appropriate competent medical professional. It is NOT appropriate to say that you get dangerous elevations in blood pressure during sexual activity which you are managing with celibacy. Your silence on the matter may be in fact a reasonable desire for privacy. If so I apologize for the intrusion.

Best wishes.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch;3345966]Yes. Gave them a try. Provider had a fine set of 36 DDs which came out during the nice HJ. . 60 at the door and. 50 tip = 1. 1 total damage. They have 2 rooms, but the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so if there is a monger in the other room, you will hear what's going on and vice versa.[/QUOTE]I drove by yesterday and it looked closed with paper over the door and windows so I kept driving. I will have to go back. Thanks.

Yes. If Brad has an issue he should consult a qualified doctor.

[QUOTE=E2304;3346282]Actually you don't need a cardiologist for blood pressure management. Start with primary care. Internal medicine or family practice. If difficult to control then they can refer you to an appropriate specialist. Be reassured that the vast majority of patients are easily controlled with medicine.

Be aware that there is a rare condition called pheochromocytoma which is a small adrenaline producing adrenal tumor that can cause sporadic dangerous elevations in blood pressure. Ct / Mri and / or blood / urine testing are used when needed. Again you need to seek an appropriate competent medical professional. It is NOT appropriate to say that you get dangerous elevations in blood pressure during sexual activity which you are managing with celibacy. Your silence on the matter may be in fact a reasonable desire for privacy. If so I apologize for the intrusion.

Best wishes.[/QUOTE]

All of us hobbyists have been shorted one time are another. But this was over board I stopped by Golden Spa La grange around 7: PM. Greeted at the door by Mamasan Three girls just sitting around. All nice one young. Paid door fee, went to room. Off to the table shower 5 minutes in there. Back to room, It wasn't 10 minutes knock on the door. She left for a few minutes, Came back in She said turn over WTF Massage barely got started. Mamasan came in the room, We got busy you come back another day. Told her it only been 15 minutes, Ok give me my money back she said no, Then the no English BS started. A lot of you know who the boss is. The girl I was with was very apologetic and so was the girl at the front desk. I ask for my money back again, She said Boss said no. BEWARE YMMV.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3346259]You know Brad, I was about to invite you to Mei's legit SPA in Buff Grove for a legit massage. Although Mei provides an awesome Chinese style legit massage (if I may say so myself) we are reluctant to have too many deaths in our place. It's unsettling to the other customers and hurts our Yelp reviews. (LOL). I also have slightly high blood pressure and take Crestor (I think). So, I assume you've talked to a cardiologist and have been advised against certain activities? In any case we wish you good health. If you do come, definitely tell her (and me) so she will go easy on you. Seriously, make sure you tell her of your health issues.

Actually, as a side note, a couple weeks ago a woman came to us. She had had a double mastectomy two weeks before that and she was in tremendous pain. Could not lie on her stomach. Her regular place refused to help her as they were afraid. Mei and I were also nervous, but we were compelled to help her since she was desperate and in misery. Everything worked out and we felt like we had done a mitzvah that day.

Good health and best wishes to all of you![/QUOTE]Thank you very much for your info!

[QUOTE=E2304;3346282]Actually you don't need a cardiologist for blood pressure management. Start with primary care. Internal medicine or family practice. If difficult to control then they can refer you to an appropriate specialist. Be reassured that the vast majority of patients are easily controlled with medicine.

Be aware that there is a rare condition called pheochromocytoma which is a small adrenaline producing adrenal tumor that can cause sporadic dangerous elevations in blood pressure. Ct / Mri and / or blood / urine testing are used when needed. Again you need to seek an appropriate competent medical professional. It is NOT appropriate to say that you get dangerous elevations in blood pressure during sexual activity which you are managing with celibacy. Your silence on the matter may be in fact a reasonable desire for privacy. If so I apologize for the intrusion.

Best wishes.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much for your help!!

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3346425]Yes. If Brad has an issue he should consult a qualified doctor.[/QUOTE]If Brad or anyone is diagnosed with a b-p issue they could ask for revatio or any of the e. D. Meds. I stopped taking Lisinoprol because of side effects and started taking 0. 5 generic C daily and at my last check up #'s were 110/70.

Win / win for me.

[QUOTE=BradId24;3346937]Thank you very much for your info![/QUOTE]Check your inbox.

[QUOTE=BradId24;3346938]Thank you very much for your help!![/QUOTE]Pm any personal questions. I am a doctor bit not primary care.

Does anybody know what is up with or how to reach Jeannie the bottle blond. I called today and was told she was out till Friday. She used to be off only Mondays. Sweet girl. Nice dry massage. Pm if able.

Thanks,

E.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/quality-massage-in-northbrook-in-call/19264186[/URL]

Name is eve or ava.

Works with lana on shermer. Lame massage. No touching allowed. Kept moving away.

No extras.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.

[QUOTE=Randolph;3347663][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/quality-massage-in-northbrook-in-call/19264186[/URL]

Lame massage. No touching allowed. Kept moving away.

No extras.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.[/QUOTE]Good move, Man! Tips should be given for services that are better than what is included in the door fee or just to show some appreciation for the efforts.

She had an ad for outcall too. Glad I never took the plunge.

[QUOTE=Randolph;3347663][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/quality-massage-in-northbrook-in-call/19264186[/URL]

Name is eve or ava.

Works with lana on shermer. Lame massage. No touching allowed. Kept moving away.

No extras.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ToeKnee;3338968]OK, I have a FWB that is interested in getting a HE massage? I'm sure it's been asked before but does anyone have any leads on something like this?[/QUOTE]Katie at Bamboo I'm pretty sure used to do it. She always had a steady flow of females and I quizzed her about it but she denied it. Then during one of our sessions she brought in a pocket rocket. No. Not for me. For her. I thought it was weird that she should just happen to have one around. That was on my second visit with her. After many more times with her and others there, I noticed an unusual amount of females coming and going. And only being with her. Putting 2 and 2 together, IMHO, it adds up to happy endings. Except for legit shops, why else would a female come to a known happy ending shop.

I'm not judging, in fact I think it's hot. I asked her more than once if I could help or watch but she always said no.

So there are some around but really really utr.

If I come across another place I'll let you know. In the meantime if your fwb is willing to settle for some amateur rub downs by well meaning males, I think we could find a volunteer or 2 right here. Let us know.

I haven't been hobbying for awhile, but a confluence of events gave me a good opportunity abut a week ago. I decided to give one of the AAMPs a shot. (I've been to an Asian apartment before, but it had been a few years.) This was a place off Archer near Hamburger Haven.

Long story short, it was pretty lousy. The ad promised a choice of girls, and there was only one. (It wasn't that the others were busy. The place seemed deserted.) She was older than advertised. Tight waist, but clearly she had kids.

The ad promised a nuru style massage. It was nothing like that. Mostly it was pretty perfunctory waiting to get to the main event.

The ad also promised kissing. Not allowed, and she really didn't want to be touched at all.

The mutual shower was in a tiny, filthy bathtub shower.

Is this pretty standard at these places, or did I just get a bad place (or an okay place on a bad day)?

I had a really good time here with my provider. Mikke is a new bee in Yun spa. Nice attitude, experienced and a great ass of course. I paid for the house fees and then went to the back with her. Mikke provided me with a great TS. It was playful and really really thorough. Cleaned all of my favorite parts. In massage. It was kind of short, and I'm probably giving her a generous review on the massage, but she did make me feel quite relaxed. She didn't get into the deep tissue like they do at some of the AMPs around here. Mikkie l flipped me over and then we talked about the full service package. She took off the rest of her clothes and then we got to it. First thing she did was roll on a cover. Then she got on her knees and gave me a hell of a hummer. Sucked my cock like her life depended on it. I had to release my cock from her lips. I thought I was going to bust. Lucky for me I didn't. I got Mikke on hands and knees and took the plunge. Her pussy was nice and wet. I slid in and out with ease. I got her to cum a couple times during our fucking session. Mikkie finally got me to cum when I was slamming her from under in CG. I tried to edge myself off, but I passed the point of no return. It was good because I was getting really tired anyways. Mikkie cleaned it all up and then we were out of there. I will be revisiting this place for sure. Prices really aren't that bad.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/yun-spa-grand-re-opening11-25-hot-baby-dolls-sweet-asian/25109702[/URL]

Today, I tried Grace since my extra tax refund is on the way.

It turned out pretty good, actually.

It was old condominium. Nothing fancy, but quiet and comfortable.

She used one bed room for massage. Different than Rosita's apt, no one was around (more privacy structure).

Strange thing was when I got naked, I found a very small towel barely covering my butt only.

I thought this was sign of HE in the beginning.

According to my experience, usually small towel or no towel leads erotic result.

Anyway, I was cold and she turned on furnace, extra heater and heating bed for me.

Massage was not very hard, but pretty good.

I saw her certificate and she has protocol.

She used some tools for head and foot massages.

I had headache and sore throats, but I found these are gone when I came out.

Truly therapeutic.

$50 + $20 tips = $70.

Very similar to Anna in Palatine, but $15 cheaper.

I guess I may visit her sometimes.

P.S. :

I had to go to bathroom twice since I was cold.

Whenever I stand, I had to put the small towel on my private part (butt naked).

She moved her face or eyes away from me.

Nothing extra happened.

But, my intuition is she may hesitate.

This towel cannot be mistake.

Maybe next time, I will visit her at night and not cover me as the towel was even hidden under pillow.

(I had to look everywhere for a minute.)

Otherwise, it was good therapeutic massage.

Thank you, Grace and Thank you, guys!

[QUOTE=ChitownClown;3347753]I haven't been hobbying for awhile, but a confluence of events gave me a good opportunity abut a week ago. I decided to give one of the AAMPs a shot. (I've been to an Asian apartment before, but it had been a few years.) This was a place off Archer near Hamburger Haven.

Long story short, it was pretty lousy. The ad promised a choice of girls, and there was only one. (It wasn't that the others were busy. The place seemed deserted.) She was older than advertised. Tight waist, but clearly she had kids.

The ad promised a nuru style massage. It was nothing like that. Mostly it was pretty perfunctory waiting to get to the main event.

The ad also promised kissing. Not allowed, and she really didn't want to be touched at all.

The mutual shower was in a tiny, filthy bathtub shower.

Is this pretty standard at these places, or did I just get a bad place (or an okay place on a bad day)?[/QUOTE]In an AAMP in the $130-$160 range you will not get nuru or any massage for that matter. You might get a quick rub on the back or they might rub their breasts on your back for about a minute before telling you to flip. In this price range you can expect no GFE so that's no DFK or BBBJ. You might not even get LFK. The touching part is not normal and it might just be that specific girl. When you do have a choice of more than one girl I always try to pick the sluttiest looking one because I assume that she will give a better performance. If you are trying to take her to pound town she might not want to go with you or will limit the ride by holding a hand out and claiming it hurts. In the $130 price range you will have limits and its a basic quickie. If you nee extra attention you should look into the $300 range places and even those might be hit or miss but that is what the forum is for.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;3346799]All of us hobbyists have been shorted one time are another. But this was over board I stopped by Golden Spa La grange around 7: PM. Greeted at the door by Mamasan Three girls just sitting around. All nice one young. Paid door fee, went to room. Off to the table shower 5 minutes in there. Back to room, It wasn't 10 minutes knock on the door. She left for a few minutes, Came back in She said turn over WTF Massage barely got started. Mamasan came in the room, We got busy you come back another day. Told her it only been 15 minutes, Ok give me my money back she said no, Then the no English BS started. A lot of you know who the boss is. The girl I was with was very apologetic and so was the girl at the front desk. I ask for my money back again, She said Boss said no. BEWARE YMMV.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience like that six months ago and have not been back since.