Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7470190]What is with all these luscious open menu girls? When they are alone with me, and I'm all ripe with anticipation of an offer of forbidden fruit, they just say nothing and plop the cover right on? What am I chopped liver?

I asked MMS and got back "Everyone knows that you do not like that service". GODDAMMIT will I ever get to sit at the kool kids table? Ampking has the girls hide the condom and ask him to take any hole he wants! LOL I imagine this dossier that gives great detail on what a chump I am.

Now its probably true that I don't want those services, but shit how hard is it for them to say "Baby give it to me bare!" before I start my responsible adult speech?

FYI. In response to my joking MMS went on a diatribe on how the girls get regular medical examinations that get reviewed by management before the girls work. So take that for whatever it is worth. I do always notice the cleanliness of that bunch, I only DATY the freshest poon.[/QUOTE]+1 on that brother. I was surprised that neither of BBFS ladies at BJ offered the service to me. Didn't have any problems in Japan or Korean places in the US with that this year, so I don't think it's me.

I think we need a questioner designed that MMS can give us where we can express our preferences, LOL.

[QUOTE=Strong1954;7470120]MMS told me today that a Vietnamese girl is arriving soon at Brisa. She asked me to get the word out.[/QUOTE]I would be very curious about the service. Reading Vietnam forum on ISG seems that girls there are high on looks but low on service. If someone gives her a try, please let us know.

I so hope we get Japanese girls here in Seattle one day. Or K-girls in non-K-girl shops.

Checked out Blue Jade in Burien for the first time on Friday. Walked in no appointment and got put in a room to wait by Joey. Didn't quite know who I wanted after reading the reviews so thought I'd roll the dice with whoever. Place was busy but she said 10 minute wait for either Yumi or Suzi since a customer just walked in for her. No problem but declined giving her the $60 since it's easier to walk if you're stuck waiting and want to dip out. Told her I'd give the cash to whoever I ended up with.

25 minutes go by and right as I was getting up to leave Joey came back and led me to a room. When we came in she offered a threesome with Suzy which I've never done before. This is where the mixed feelings come in. Total time with the two was only 15 minutes, super rushed job, wanted me to cum quick, didn't feel like I got a lot of extra value. Total was $$.

Checked my watch as I was leaving and I was in and out of the place in 50 minutes and that includes me waiting in the room. After the post nut clarity hit, realized how much of a waste of money it all was. Especially for me, I haven't hit the lottery yet so I typically only monger once / twice a month so it really stings when my one session doesn't feel like it was worth it all.

Pros:

-Joey has an average face but a nice body and great ass for an Asian.

-Suzy was the opposite with a sexy face and excellent DFK.

-Nice ball massage from Suzy and DT from Joey with CIM.

Cons:

-Super long wait but short session and short massage. Oil massage by Joey was nice though I'll give her that.

-Clearly wanted me in and out and had a routine. Little BBBJ to start before they both had a turn at cg before joey hopped off and wanted me to CIM.

-Didn't get to do anything really in the duo and the two didn't interact with each other.

-Suzy didn't even take off her dress all the way and as soon as I nutted she was out the door to the next monger stashed in the waiting room (can see everything on the cameras).

*this post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

Has anyone been lucky enough to fuck CoXX lately? I haven't seen her for a couple weeks but I hear she just got new titties. Hopefully she puts herself back in the cycle. She does much better laying down than as the manager. Who here remembers how when she is on top she will be standing on the table bouncing her ass up and down on my cock why watching me between her legs. It got me every time. She even let me play with her little ass once. I might have seen a video somewhere.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7469944]Its kind of like DisneyWorld.[/QUOTE]No shit, I might see you there! Where are you going?

Have you tried using TNA? I have better success with it than Tryst: [URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Samlucky;7470153]Hey everyone!

I'm visiting Seattle this weekend for 3 days. I came across a few profiles from Tryst and wanted to get some help.

Foxy Dee: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/foxydee[/URL].

Iris: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/irisluvnadia[/URL].

SexxyD: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/dominique-806[/URL].

Mishelle: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/mishelle-luv[/URL].

Any recommendations from the above list?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoofyDog;7470254]Well we've got good problems with all the great gals in all the shops mentioned. These are the good old days I suppose we'll be saying in the future when we look back.

One I can't forget from Tacoma lollibees, or Tokyo, and now Q Massage is Bella. Yes, it's that Bella and she's an ATF of mine and many of you mongers.

And she rocked my world today with a full hour. I've been to Brisa, BJ, and JM in the last couple months and the talent is great, but the interruptions can be irritating.

Q Massage is slow and I've only ever seen evidence of one other dude there. Bella is top shelf and not to be missed.[/QUOTE]Services provided? BBBJ, rj, cimws, BBFS?

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I'm visiting family for the holidays and staying near northgate can anyone recommend a shop nearby, with table shower if possible. Thanks Happy holidays.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7469437]Dropped by JM yesterday to see my ATF Summer and met the whole team. I've said it a few times before, Summer does everything well and just has looks to die for. She never disappoints.

Coco is management, super nice. Tiffany is very cute and came over and grabbed my package and promised if I saw her I would not regret it. I believe her.

I had to spank that unreal ass on Camilla the new girl from Columbia. I'm not a fan of KimK figures but she is a lovely woman. I'm told her service is getting better and better as she learns the game. Plenty of good teachers at that shop.

In the evening I went to Lotus to pick up Nana and MMS for a dinner date. Saw Judy there who just added another good review to mine on the Tacoma board. Long hair, classic Asian bangs and natural hooters that are the largest in the whole area. Talk about a good time, she was my first FTA.

Nana looked absolutely gorgeous in civvies, super happy to have her on my arm for dinner and drinks. Just a delightful time with her and Lotus MMS.

The adventure continues![/QUOTE]I had the chance to visit Summer recently. It was my second visit with her and it was good. Last time, I did say she does kind of follow a routine. She does all of the things well, especially the massage, but again maybe it's a lack of chemistry that stops me from saying "OMG ATF I'm going to be broke this month" like a few have described her. Which is fine, I'm not going to click with all the girls. I'd be especially broke if I did, tbf. She's pretty, but not young 20's. She's got some nice MM and the MILF body description is accurate. She does a wonderful table shower and BBBJ preview, a long with camel slide wash preview. That's always fun to get my engines started. She does kiss a little, and her BJ is solid.

We did all my favorite positions, and I finished hard in the bag during sideways scissor railing. I don't know how else to describe that position LOL. She gave a nice light massage afterwards, which was appreciated. Overall, I think she's a good, skilled, cute provider, but she doesn't stand out for me.

I met Camila and saw Tiffany at the store, and Camila is the prettiest latina I've seen in a shop, with latina curves to match. I may want to see her for service. Tiffany I had seen her first day, and she's a young hottie. That first service I think she was nervous, but I bet she's even better now. I'd say she's the prettiest at the shop right now, and she's short with large boobs. Kind of my ideal girl in my civilian life.

BONUS:

I also saw Suzy at Blue Jade per MMS recommendation. She's auntie age with large Mm boobs, and her oral skills are worth writing home about. Sloppy BBBJ with skillful ballplay with hands. Definitely could make me pop with just that but I proceeded with multiple positions while listening to Joey get eaten out and then railed right next door. Sounds like the monger was giving it to her good. I kind of love hearing it, so that was pretty awesome. I have still never seen Joey or know how she looks, but based on what I read and what I hear, I should make some time to see her.

Anyway, back to Suzy. She's pretty, even at the auntie tier, and her personality was bubbly and welcoming. She was not rushed, and I would see her just for her oral skills. She also joined me in their tiny shower which was a fun, but tight experience. Standing soapy camel slide between the legs was so fun and ticklish.

Sorry I haven't had many reviews, guys, but I've been splitting my time here in the PNW and elsewhere.

I would love to have a session with JM mamasan, but I don't know how I would approach that. LOL I think she's a cutie.

[QUOTE=WhyNot96;7470305]Checked out Blue Jade in Burien for the first time on Friday. Walked in no appointment and got put in a room to wait by Joey. Didn't quite know who I wanted after reading the reviews so thought I'd roll the dice with whoever. Place was busy but she said 10 minute wait for either Yumi or Suzi since a customer just walked in for her. No problem but declined giving her the $60 since it's easier to walk if you're stuck waiting and want to dip out. Told her I'd give the cash to whoever I ended up with.

25 minutes go by and right as I was getting up to leave Joey came back and led me to a room. When we came in she offered a threesome with Suzy which I've never done before. This is where the mixed feelings come in. Total time with the two was only 15 minutes, super rushed job, wanted me to cum quick, didn't feel like I got a lot of extra value. Total was $$.

Checked my watch as I was leaving and I was in and out of the place in 50 minutes and that includes me waiting in the room. After the post nut clarity hit, realized how much of a waste of money it all was. Especially for me, I haven't hit the lottery yet so I typically only monger once / twice a month so it really stings when my one session doesn't feel like it was worth it all.

Pros:

-Joey has an average face but a nice body and great ass for an Asian.

-Suzy was the opposite with a sexy face and excellent DFK.

-Nice ball massage from Suzy and DT from Joey with CIM.

Cons:

-Super long wait but short session and short massage. Oil massage by Joey was nice though I'll give her that.

-Clearly wanted me in and out and had a routine. Little BBBJ to start before they both had a turn at cg before joey hopped off and wanted me to CIM.

-Didn't get to do anything really in the duo and the two didn't interact with each other.

-Suzy didn't even take off her dress all the way and as soon as I nutted she was out the door to the next monger stashed in the waiting room (can see everything on the cameras).

*this post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the review and sorry it didn't work out. I've done a dozen or so duos over the years and most of them ended up being just like you described, rushed with little interaction between girls. I did have an amazing duo with two TNA girls when one experienced pro was introducing her friend to the trade. I repeated with them the next day. But that's off topic. In AMPs my duo experiences have been as you described.

Having said that, $200 for a duo sounds amazing unless it was a typo. I am normally charged extra $100 for a duo. I still prefer a single girl for $200 for a full hour. But if you only gave $200 , I would definitely not expect a full hour. 15 minutes does seem excessively short.

FWIW I saw each of those girls separately and they both were great experiences.

With traffic manageable I ventured North to Lily on Lake City Way. Only when driving up did I realize I have seen Korean BeBe there once before. Irene is the Thai beauty that has been much discussed from her time at JM and she represents something different from other providers while showing skills that match the very best.

Let me just say she (along with Nana from FedWay) is one of the top 4-5 most beautiful women I have ever been with, and that is saying something because I have been blessed. Dark skin, luscious hair to mid back, slim figure, glorious breasts with eraser head nipples, nice shapely booty. Just no hotter provider in my eyes, its actually intimidating "do I deserve this? Also she has a reserved personality that just adds to my crush. It can be hard to tell if she is glad you are there, but when the Thai smile breaks out its incredibly gratifying.

I brought an offering of Tom Yum noodles (with they asked how spicy, I just said "Thai" and they dumped everything in), which she gratefully accepted. The shop is spacious and nice but gets a ridiculously low amount of traffic. When I read all these posts about getting rushed and think of Irene (a clear 10!) sitting idle I just shake my head.

I felt like a massage today so Irene went to work, she is Thai so duh the massage is amazing, extremely soothing and I found myself falling asleep, unusual given what I knew was coming, but perhaps just getting very relaxed and comfortable with this girl. She did it in total silence, which some my find off putting but I enjoy, (same thing with my sexy Viet hairdresser). Massage done, I asked her to get on the table so I could worship her incredible body.

I started with her scary beautiful face, then spent quality time with those breasts and nipples, finally well and truly worshiped that pussy, she smelled great everywhere and was clean and fresh. Once again just too perfect. I did everything I could, got wonderful moans but could not get her off, this girl is like my white whale. I was ready to give her moby dick but first I laid down and got a super sloppy BBBJ with great tongue flicking and hard to describe, comfortable and hot toothiness, increasing friction, I think her plan was to get me off with her mouth. But that does not happen with me. Most girls put up their hair for BJs, but Irene leaves it down and it cascades all over my torso and legs, just an super sexy feeling. 69 was energetic for both of us, I love tasting this girl.

Next the cover goes on and she mounts me for her famous cowgirl, once again holy shit so stunning sitting up and reaching back for my balls. She spun around for RCG and showed her super hot tattoos on her back and side. Next I got up and we went to K9, her shape just 10-10-10-10, then moved to mish with hard pounding till I popped looking at and kissing her beautiful face and head.

Overall just something different. I've been seeing a lot of fantastic Chinese girls that are super enthusiastic, are clearly having fun, pop like crazy, and I know there are many Thai girls that are the same way. I love these types of girls, and they appear to enjoy me or convincingly act the part. Irene OTOH provides an very intimate experience that is more reserved and still incredibly sexy. I desperately want her to enjoy time with me and like me but she is a difficult read, I mean we talk a lot, so she at least puts up with me. I'm hopeless.

For 95% of men who cares? She is hot as hell and will ride and blow you to heaven consistently.

[QUOTE=Ilikebigone;7470570]It's kind of strange that all of your reviews are about girls at JM? There isn't one review from another Massage Parlor. That's a bit suspect.[/QUOTE]Because I live some where near george town? Jm have all the good girls and best services? Why would I test my luck at other places when I know what I'm getting at JM first hand. I go there so often, I would be lying if I don't get special treatment there. That just a perk for their loyal customer.

[QUOTE=CSnow;7470713]Thank you for the review and sorry it didn't work out. I've done a dozen or so duos over the years and most of them ended up being just like you described, rushed with little interaction between girls. I did have an amazing duo with two TNA girls when one experienced pro was introducing her friend to the trade. I repeated with them the next day. But that's off topic. In AMPs my duo experiences have been as you described.

Having said that, $200 for a duo sounds amazing unless it was a typo. I am normally charged extra $100 for a duo. I still prefer a single girl for $200 for a full hour. But if you only gave $200 , I would definitely not expect a full hour. 15 minutes does seem excessively short.

FWIW I saw each of those girls separately and they both were great experiences.[/QUOTE]Duos are very hit and miss. +100 is always tempting, but have resisted if the chemistry isn't there. I've done 3 duos in the past month. One was overpriced because booker accidentally said BBFS was included, but fortunately only one condom was needed so I could switch as often as I wanted and enacted my favorite porn scenes (and they were "sisters" who interacted). One was both in table shower plus room. One was one girl aggressive and willing to interact but thother didn't but did do BBBJ and BLS together. All 3 times both girls stayed with me the whole time (40-60 minutes) and listened to my directions if one was wasn't doing anything. Being able to passionately DFK while BBBJCIM is amazing and something you can't do with one girl.

The switching of condoms always kills the mood for me and yes, sometimes they hope you nut fast and will use HJ while you are busy DATY with other girl in your face.

[QUOTE=TomTomS;7471098]Duos are very hit and miss. +100 is always tempting, but have resisted if the chemistry isn't there. I've done 3 duos in the past month. One was overpriced because booker accidentally said BBFS was included, but fortunately only one condom was needed so I could switch as often as I wanted and enacted my favorite porn scenes (and they were "sisters" who interacted). One was both in table shower plus room. One was one girl aggressive and willing to interact but thother didn't but did do BBBJ and BLS together. All 3 times both girls stayed with me the whole time (40-60 minutes) and listened to my directions if one was wasn't doing anything. Being able to passionately DFK while BBBJCIM is amazing and something you can't do with one girl.

The switching of condoms always kills the mood for me and yes, sometimes they hope you nut fast and will use HJ while you are busy DATY with other girl in your face.[/QUOTE]Those sound pretty amazing. Were they local or Cali? Looking at your reviews you seem to split time between the two.

You only paid $100 extra and both girls stayed the entire time? That's nice, I don't normally get that here. I'd appreciate if you could share names (girls and places). Thanks!

[QUOTE=Samlucky;7470153]Hey everyone!

I'm visiting Seattle this weekend for 3 days. I came across a few profiles from Tryst and wanted to get some help.

Foxy Dee: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/foxydee[/URL].

Iris: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/irisluvnadia[/URL].

SexxyD: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/dominique-806[/URL].

Mishelle: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/mishelle-luv[/URL].

Any recommendations from the above list?[/QUOTE]Go to kangels. Ch.

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So has more than one monger on here actually gotten bare from anyone at BJ? Joey, Suzy, etc? I read the reports but then hear of all others shot down.

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[QUOTE=Nakadashi69;7471236]So has more than one monger on here actually gotten bare from anyone at BJ? Joey, Suzy, etc? I read the reports but then hear of all others shot down.[/QUOTE]For the record, I've gotten raw from more than one gurl in that group.

There are a lot of factors that go into whether you are getting it bare. Sometimes the managers forbid it or discourage it, and sometimes the managers may tell the girls that it is okay, sometimes even with just a particular customer. If business is slow or they perceive that they have competition your odds go up. If they like you or you are a popular customers your odds go up.

If they give you their personal phone number that is a clear invitation.

In practice at MPs girls that will go bare when you give them $$ are more the exception than the rule.

[QUOTE=CSnow;7470269]I would be very curious about the service. Reading Vietnam forum on ISG seems that girls there are high on looks but low on service. If someone gives her a try, please let us know.

I so hope we get Japanese girls here in Seattle one day. Or K-girls in non-K-girl shops.[/QUOTE]I will definitely be doing a session with her once she arrives and will leave a review. Anyone know when she is expected to get there?

You've perfectly captured the unique almost intimidating allure of a true 10/10 provider like Irene. Amazing detail.

And you've gone beyond the checklist and what makes a session with a stunning, reserved beauty so memorable and addictive.

[QUOTE=CSnow;7471130]Those sound pretty amazing. Were they local or Cali? Looking at your reviews you seem to split time between the two.

You only paid $100 extra and both girls stayed the entire time? That's nice, I don't normally get that here. I'd appreciate if you could share names (girls and places). Thanks![/QUOTE]The 2 SoCal duos I've written about this month (I'm on phone so too lazy to link). The first one in NYC with the "sisters", I was planning to but the cost and no BBFS had me a little sour; however, thinking back, it was one my top 3 all-time duos, porn style (just with condom but no switching covers). The normal ask is 2 x (so 2 x $140-180) but sometimes while you are already 10-15 minutes with girl, the other will say just 100. So 100 is my limit. My weakness for duos is if the 2nd girl is attractive and if she gives preview DFK (at beginning, not when I'm already 15-20 minutes already in session). If she's too shy for a kiss, a duo may be tame.

I think it's implied that duo is a shorter time (eg, initially 160 for hour with original girl or 260 for 30+ minutes duo). If it's done right, there is so much going on that it feels like an hour but only 30 minutes have passed, which I'm okay with. If it's not busy one or both will stay and joke around after or one will give a massage. I did ask at Ruby Spa if both would join in table shower (if just one, I would've declined duo). The last one was a little risk (just LFK initially on preview) but the main girl was so energetic and aggressive (in a good way) that I had hope she would direct the second girl and she did.

In my duo in Korea a year ago, both girls attacked me while I was face up on table, something that rarely happens (most of the time, one is at your head (DATY, kiss) and one is down low (BBBJ)) with lots of 3-way kissing and rubbing my body parts. It was very erotic. I have to remember to ask for this next time.

[QUOTE=Nakadashi69;7471236]So has more than one monger on here actually gotten bare from anyone at BJ? Joey, Suzy, etc? I read the reports but then hear of all others shot down.

(post for entertainment purposes only).[/QUOTE]Joey will go BBFS for $100 more.