Massage Parlor Reports

Get on the boycott train.

[QUOTE=RSmith8625;3688148]TOFTT Best massage.

1. 5 Hr 90 $ + 10 $ tip.

Led into a cold dimly lit room with a red light by a cute asian, didn't get her name but mid 30's I think. Payment was done before massage.

Draped with a thick towel and at best the massage was a 4/10 for the first 30 minutes.

Afterwards a slight bit of tease made it maybe a 6/10 but still not good.

Tried to move the towel some but every time was covered quickly.

Very minimal oil was applied until the hot stones were brought out.

A slight amount of tease was there but nothing that was a go..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RSmith8625;3688148]TOFTT Best massage.

1. 5 Hr 90 $ + 10 $ tip.

Led into a cold dimly lit room with a red light by a cute asian, didn't get her name but mid 30's I think. Payment was done before massage.

Draped with a thick towel and at best the massage was a 4/10 for the first 30 minutes.

Afterwards a slight bit of tease made it maybe a 6/10 but still not good.

Tried to move the towel some but every time was covered quickly.

Very minimal oil was applied until the hot stones were brought out.

A slight amount of tease was there but nothing that was a go.

Standard flip for these joints, just slight tease and done. Don't waste your time. This is the.

Same as before and most likely owned by the same people as last time.

The place was busy though due to lack of AMP in the area I am guessing.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. I noticed on BP that the FB link they're required to provide is same for this Best Massage and the Monterey. Must be same owner. Sounds like same result.

CS.

I'm a fan of the Hwy 72 AMPs, great massages, but no real extras. Some tease better than others though, anybody interested in comparing notes on the girls, PM me.

CS.

[QUOTE=RSmith8625;3688148]TOFTT Best massage.

1. 5 Hr 90 $ + 10 $ tip.

Led into a cold dimly lit room with a red light by a cute asian, didn't get her name but mid 30's I think. Payment was done before massage.

Draped with a thick towel and at best the massage was a 4/10 for the first 30 minutes.

Afterwards a slight bit of tease made it maybe a 6/10 but still not good.

Tried to move the towel some but every time was covered quickly.

Very minimal oil was applied until the hot stones were brought out.

A slight amount of tease was there but nothing that was a go..[/QUOTE]So being off today I thought I would do another TOFTT on the new / old best massage on south parkway. Every thing you stated is spot on. Except it was warm in there today. I took the hr option. Nothing special in the massage. I got a gal named Wendy she said. Tall skinny and not very talkative. I went to tip ten dollars up for t just trying to be nice I guess and the gal behind the counter is trying to shame me into giving 20 for that great massage. I told her to chip in 10 along with mine and she could be happy then. She shut up. Mediocre massage. A little teasing and those same dam curtains in the doorway. Make your own decision of course but no happiness there. At least the old gals there were promising. Not now.

In Birmingham we've quit patronizing these tease joints. Come and read our board and join us in boycotting these scam parlors. MJ.

Visited twice since reopening. First visit was "promising". The 90 minute visit was sufficient for a return visit. Second visit was bad. The back massage was good, but 90 minutes was was only 75 minutes. I don't have names for either provider. The first visit was good enough for a tip, but not the second. It was too short. And it was obvious that a tip was expected.

[QUOTE=DHForYou;3692694] And it was obvious that a tip was expected.[/QUOTE]Yeah, they stand between you and the door in that tiny waiting area! LOL.

[QUOTE=DHForYou;3692694]Visited twice since reopening. First visit was "promising". The 90 minute visit was sufficient for a return visit. Second visit was bad. The back massage was good, but 90 minutes was was only 75 minutes. I don't have names for either provider. The first visit was good enough for a tip, but not the second. It was too short. And it was obvious that a tip was expected.[/QUOTE]Where is this place and what's the damage?

[QUOTE=IceXGrillZ;3696840]Where is this place and what's the damage?[/QUOTE]I wrote that note after reading the other reviews. And knew the site they were referencing.

[QUOTE=IceXGrillZ;3696840]Where is this place and what's the damage?[/QUOTE]SParkway. Regular storefront. Legitimate service at about a buck a minute plus tip.

Went to see this one tonight. Doesn't look like her photo, she appears to be much older to me. In a rundown motel. Paid for an hour but didn't quite get that. Nice enough girl but service just wasn't there. There are better options available.

Hey guys, long time lurker, rare poster.

Used to visit Royal and Pine Tree before they were shut down. I then systematically tried all the AMPs in town, came to the same conclusion as everyone else – no joy.

That led me to back page. Have visited Kelli and Adriana, nothing new to share that isn't already on the board. Tried Jordan, Jill, and Ana (used to work out of same place as Jordan).

I liked Ana. She was working on getting her own place, but has dropped off the radar. I've not seen an advertisement in sometime, and she is not responding at her old contact #.

Anyone know what happened her?

Anyone know what ever happened to the American-Asian girl Lisa / Maya. She was very good.

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/professional-fun-always-exciting-a-must-see/28584647[/URL]

Her picture is driving me crazy. What's on the menu? Does she actually massage?

[QUOTE=Qwest135;3707936]Hey guys, long time lurker, rare poster.

Used to visit Royal and Pine Tree before they were shut down. I then systematically tried all the AMPs in town, came to the same conclusion as everyone else no joy.

That led me to back page. Have visited Kelli and Adriana, nothing new to share that isn't already on the board. Tried Jordan, Jill, and Ana (used to work out of same place as Jordan).

I liked Ana. She was working on getting her own place, but has dropped off the radar. I've not seen an advertisement in sometime, and she is not responding at her old contact #.

Anyone know what happened her?[/QUOTE]Been wondering myself. I visited her a little over a year ago and really enjoyed her. Donated for HH and both of us lost track of time, ended up there for a full one and said not to worry about the full price. Left super happy and drained.

[QUOTE=ComTech42;3709432]Anyone know what ever happened to the American-Asian girl Lisa / Maya. She was very good.[/QUOTE]I saw her about 2 yrs ago. She was fun. She hasn't advertised for a long time. She told me she had a boyfriend and I think she worked for the USPS. Maybe she retired. (from body rubs).

Very nice relaxing massage. If you're looking for a nice quite atmosphere make a stop. Felt like a new person.

Has anyone saw her lately? No luck with either of her old numbers. Super nice pro massage and destress. Quite place too. I miss her. Any help is appreciated. LOL.

[QUOTE=BigBamaFan;3715292]Has anyone saw her lately? No luck with either of her old numbers. Super nice pro massage and destress. Quite place too. I miss her. Any help is appreciated. LOL.[/QUOTE]Good question, I was wondering the same thing.

Been a while since I have been in Huntsville. Since I can't find Jodie. I have also seen Kelly B and Adriana both. Any recommendations on which one based on recent experience.

[QUOTE=ComTech42;3715383]Been a while since I have been in Huntsville. Since I can't find Jodie. I have also seen Kelly B and Adriana both. Any recommendations on which one based on recent experience.[/QUOTE]Personally its Adriana for me. Her menu is better. Service is better and she is very friendly. Kelly is ok, I just find Adriana to be a better time. Older yes. But just a lot more into things than Kelly in my opinion.

I've been reading and following on Kelly B and Alex any info or recommendations appreciated you can always pm Me thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=BigRich54;3715559]Personally its Adriana for me. Her menu is better. Service is better and she is very friendly. Kelly is ok, I just find Adriana to be a better time. Older yes. But just a lot more into things than Kelly in my opinion.[/QUOTE]Completely agree. Adriana is great, very personable and very enjoyable.

Can't even remember how many times I've been to see her. Reluctant to post because I'm going to sound like a broken record. Always a great attitude, communication still aces, service is dependable. Will see her again and again when I'm in town.

[QUOTE=RichHam;3718698]Can't even remember how many times I've been to see her. Reluctant to post because I'm going to sound like a broken record. Always a great attitude, communication still aces, service is dependable. Will see her again and again when I'm in town.[/QUOTE]I agree with RichHam. I've seen her a couple of times while in town. I think she's super cute. Her place is nice and safe (when the heat is working). Has a room with a table. She's intelligent and carries on a good conversation. Rub down is okay, not sensual. Don't read this next as a big complaint, I'll be shooting for an appointment next time I'm in town, more of a wish. On the flip, it's all business. Not exactly mechanical but not far from it. Like I said she's cute, I'd say 7-8 of 10 on the petite hotty scale. Pics are accurate. Just wish she would warm up on the end. Be happy to be more specific in PM.

I am really looking forward to meeting Alex next week after all the reviews and even texting her she seems great thanks guys for all the help.

To scratch that itch, it's hard to go wrong with Alex. Do I wish she was full service? Yes. But in a pinch, I find her better than the other massage only girls in this one horse town. I've had great sessions with her and though her massage is not like Health Massage, the finish makes up for it. I'll keep her on my short list when I need a woman's touch.

[QUOTE=RichHam;3718698]Can't even remember how many times I've been to see her. Reluctant to post because I'm going to sound like a broken record. Always a great attitude, communication still aces, service is dependable. Will see her again and again when I'm in town.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Snuggleunny;3722078]To scratch that itch, it's hard to go wrong with Alex. Do I wish she was full service? Yes. But in a pinch, I find her better than the other massage only girls in this one horse town. I've had great sessions with her and though her massage is not like Health Massage, the finish makes up for it. I'll keep her on my short list when I need a woman's touch.[/QUOTE]I agree that Alex is super cute, looks like her pictures, has a great incall location, and can carry a good conversation.

That said, I find the massage mediocre-at-best, and the Finish mechanical. I don't find myself looking forward to a visit with her so much as feeling like I'm settling for the best of a not so great set of options. The experience is similar to that of Kelly B, but I would choose Alex over Kelly.

In my book, from the list of current options, Adriana can't be beat for total experience.

To each his own.

[QUOTE=Qwest135;3723507]I agree that Alex is super cute, looks like her pictures, has a great incall location, and can carry a good conversation.

That said, I find the massage mediocre-at-best, and the Finish mechanical. I don't find myself looking forward to a visit with her so much as feeling like I'm settling for the best of a not so great set of options. The experience is similar to that of Kelly B, but I would choose Alex over Kelly.

In my book, from the list of current options, Adriana can't be beat for total experience.

To each his own.[/QUOTE]My book is on the same chapter as yours QWEST. Using those three only, IMHO.

1. Adrianna.

2. Alex.

3. Kelly B.

[QUOTE=BigRich54;3723894]My book is on the same chapter as yours QWEST. Using those three only, IMHO.

1. Adrianna.

2. Alex.

3. Kelly B.[/QUOTE]Is Adrianna 51 years old?

[QUOTE=RichHam;3724405]Is Adrianna 51 years old?[/QUOTE]Well, that's what her one ad claims. Am I dumb enough to ask any woman that question? Nope!! LOL. But, having seen her a few times I would say if that is not the true number it is very close. I would say yes if that helps any.

Any news from them. I have not tried them yet.

[QUOTE=RichHam;3724405]Is Adrianna 51 years old?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, those are the only three on my list right now. As I noted in another post, Ana was my go-to, but she has dropped off the radar. Have been eyeing the ads by Cassie in BP massage pages, but timing hasn't worked out yet. Her photos remind me of Ana, but tattoos are different. If anyone has seen Cassie, I'm all ears. Otherwise, when I finally can make the schedule work I'll report out here.

I prefer younger spinner or athletic types, but these days one takes what the market has to offer, I suppose.

This one has been posting for a while now with the Houston Texas number but has also posted in Houston the same days as here. Looks fake.

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/professional-fun-always-exciting-a-must-see/28584647[/URL]

[QUOTE=KFromPhilly;3711667][URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/professional-fun-always-exciting-a-must-see/28584647[/URL]

Her picture is driving me crazy. What's on the menu? Does she actually massage?[/QUOTE]KFromPhilly, did you ever find anything else out about her? She's still posting, and I've been wondering too.

Saw that she's back. Wondering if she is still the same as before or if she has gotten any better. Claiming to be new to town and trying to go by the name that she used at the end of her last run so the dishonesty alone makes me doubt she has changed. But if anyone knows first hand please post it.

[QUOTE=RichHam;3724405]Is Adrianna 51 years old?[/QUOTE]Age is not a problem. She delivers good service. Superior to most in Huntsville these days.

[QUOTE=BigRich54;3723894]My book is on the same chapter as yours QWEST. Using those three only, IMHO.
1. Adrianna.
2. Alex.
3. Kelly B.[/QUOTE]Visited Alex a few times at recommendation so now I'm qualified to leave a substantive review. First, not a fan of going to residences: to personal, to weird and to off-putting. Second, Huntsville (AL) has absolutely terrible options for local providers compared to other locations inside the US: Atlanta (GA), Mesa (AZ) and most any other country outside its borders (especially S. America). Alex is routine, mundane and boring honestly; her positives are that she appears younger and has a supple body. Her massages are very lackluster and her hands are not entirely smooth. Alex does not have sex and makes it very clear that she always retains the right of immediate refusal for HE during the session which means you have to act like some obedient pet just to get the possibility of a HJ. Basically, you get a shitty massage with an over-priced handjob if you're "lucky". If you follow her Twitter account she periodically posts about guys doing "dumb" stuff and asking "stupid" questions about her massage sessions (see link below).

[URL]https://twitter.com/MissAlex35805[/URL]

If you are single or married and just want a quick release during a lunch break, I'd recommend her. However, if you are wanting a genuine relaxing sensual massage with table shower, sauna, four-play and sex, leave Huntsville.

[QUOTE=CaptainRandom;3730106]Visited Alex a few times at recommendation so now I'm qualified to leave a substantive review. First, not a fan of going to residences: to personal, to weird and to off-putting. Second, Huntsville (AL) has absolutely terrible options for local providers compared to other locations inside the US: Atlanta (GA), Mesa (AZ) and most any other country outside its borders (especially S. America). Alex is routine, mundane and boring honestly; her positives are that she appears younger and has a supple body. Her massages are very lackluster and her hands are not entirely smooth. Alex does not have sex and makes it very clear that she always retains the right of immediate refusal for HE during the session which means you have to act like some obedient pet just to get the possibility of a HJ. Basically, you get a shitty massage with an over-priced handjob if you're "lucky". If you follow her Twitter account she periodically posts about guys doing "dumb" stuff and asking "stupid" questions about her massage sessions (see link below).

[URL]https://twitter.com/MissAlex35805[/URL]

If you are single or married and just want a quick release during a lunch break, I'd recommend her. However, if you are wanting a genuine relaxing sensual massage with table shower, sauna, four-play and sex, leave Huntsville.[/QUOTE]Agree. The first few times I saw Alex she was sweet and the HE wasn't just mechanical. It seemed with every visit she became more and more cold and mechanical. I could handle the lackluster massage with a enthusiastic HE but it is no longer worth it when both are meh.

As much as I like to agree and take the side of fellow hobbyists I must say that her posted response does make some sense. It is on her twitter page. I personally enjoy seeing her because her personality is good and she has a safe discreet place. If I want more then I'll call a pro. Don't get me wrong I wish she was FS but she isn't so it just is what it is. Either way I am happy.