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[QUOTE=Grateful One; 1235880]Ran into this video of this girl dancing with an incredible arse. Had to post.

[url]http://www.videobash.com/video_lp/girl-crazy-dance-30029?utm_source=ph&utm_medium=traffic_trade&utm_campaign=ph_trade_box7[/url]

Cheers and enjoy[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Sxywelder;1236033]Damn and I thought vida guerra had a nice ass.[/QUOTE]Brazilian, Mulher Melancia, the watermelon woman. She's a dancer and she and others like her can be found in Rio de Janeiro, Sao Paulo, all over Brazil. If you like ass, get thee to Brazil. It helps to speak the language: Voce fala Portuguese? (insert Big Grin smiley here)

Nudes A Poppin' 2011 will be Saturday, July 16 & Sunday, July 17 at Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Indiana. Ticket for both days is $110. I think individual days are $60; there is a coupon in this week's NUVO newspaper for $5 off individual days. Celebrity guests include Bree Olson (Sunday only) , Adara, Ron Jeremy. Photography is ENCOURAGED but no videos in the stage / pagent / pool area. Unlike at the lame Indiana topless only strip joints, this TOTAL nudity! Last time I went was 2009 and it was the WILDEST experience of my life. You'l be glad you went!

Thanks to Northsideman for this info.

As you guys know, this is a "buy me, drink me place" and a "dancer shop" on western / pershing. Well, there is a cute, tiny thing dancing there, her name is "Luna," she just started there, talked for a few minutes and she says she weighs 87lbs (look like it too). Anyway I got two dances (0. 1 each) , well worth it, if I went for more, Homey would have spurted wishing it was into that baby, in other words, if you like the body type, she knows how to give the dance. There are few other dancers worth looking at too, latin, white and black.

I had finally something useful to share about a MP along Cermak near Damen and I could not log in to report for almost 6 weeks or so. Just as well since they were closed down shortly after that. I got lucky the first visit and each visit was better. Oh well.

[QUOTE=Moccdawg;1237587]As you guys know, this is a "buy me, drink me place" and a "dancer shop" on western / pershing. Well, there is a cute, tiny thing dancing there, her name is "Luna," she just started there, talked for a few minutes and she says she weighs 87lbs (look like it too). Anyway I got two dances (0. 1 each) , well worth it, if I went for more, Homey would have spurted wishing it was into that baby, in other words, if you like the body type, she knows how to give the dance. There are few other dancers worth looking at too, latin, white and black.[/QUOTE]Your the first to report a drink hustle at Cha Cha's. How much for "buy me drink". And "Luna" is she white, black or hispanic?

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We have similar establishments of pleasure here in the US. They're more like an oasis in the middle of a Puritan desert. King's Spa in San Francisco seems like a similar set-up. First floor screening, then it's off to the rooms upstairs for a shower and relaxation time with a friendly, English speaking Asian girl. Can't say I've found similar in Chicago. I'd try the dungeon's, but I'm more of a softy for a relaxing massage.

[QUOTE=Midwest Jigg; 1229295]

[QUOTE=Perrop; 1229133]I was in Stuttgart during the 06 world-cup and stumbled onto one a mile or so from the stadium, although it was right across one of the giant screens that was up for free viewing. Prices ranged from 50. 100 euros and all kinds of selection. Being a student and all, I partook of the lower end of that price range and had a great experience (everything was covered, but the girl was friendly and genuinely interested in pleasing me, shower and after-events sweets included).

I also lived across a bridge from a known SW spot in France and occasionally picked up girls ranging from 5-8s, damage 25 euro for simple park CBJ to 120 euros for FS with an 8. This was right next to a public park and the most the cops did was shoo the johns / girls away.

They also had these "clubs" (can't remember the exact name of these places) , but you buy a bottle of champagne for 100. 250 euros, pick a girl and take her up to a room.

I arrived in the US roughly 5 years ago and was SURPRISED at the illegality of the mongering scene. Still coming to the sad realization about how conservative the US really is. BOOH!

MJ[/QUOTE]

How exactly does the search function work. I wanted to see if there were any reports about 6017 W Irving Park but I found nothing when I tried to do search. In fact, I've never found anything with the search function. Please give instructions!

Thanks

[QUOTE=Yoni Sniffer; 1259274]How exactly does the search function work. I wanted to see if there were any reports about 6017 W Irving Park but I found nothing when I tried to do search. In fact, I've never found anything with the search function. Please give instructions!

Thanks[/QUOTE]Start by searching just key words. Be less specific. Try just 6017, or irving, or the name of the establishment if you know it. Better results this way.

First time there tonight. I must say. I was rather impressed. I was expecting a dump like Pigpen on Mannheimm. Overall goodtime, great grindage and light muffin rubbn (till they move your hand). Songs are actually long and they have by far the best lookin black chicks of any establishment of this type on Mannheimm has. I had a couple of dances with "fantasy" and she was GREAT. Danced for like 3 songs. And only paid for 1. Her body is sick. What a fkn body. Body is a 10 in my book. Face. Ahhh. Maybe a 7. Would have been 8 till she smiled. Depends on your taste. There were a few eastern Euro chicks that were pretty cute. Also a brunnette "American" with a great ass. There was also a chubby Latina that really works your cock nice and good on the grindage. She had this face like she was having an orgasm when she was grinding my boy. So I knew she was enjoying her work. I'd say danders are 30% white / 30% blk / 40% latinas. Clientele was like 90 % latino. Waitresses were attentive and friendly. I was not approached by any dancers to buy them a drink. Although I'm sure it happens. Overall cool experience will return.

[QUOTE=Moccdawg;1237587]As you guys know, this is a "buy me, drink me place" and a "dancer shop" on western / pershing. Well, there is a cute, tiny thing dancing there, her name is "Luna," she just started there, talked for a few minutes and she says she weighs 87lbs (look like it too). Anyway I got two dances (0. 1 each) , well worth it, if I went for more, Homey would have spurted wishing it was into that baby, in other words, if you like the body type, she knows how to give the dance. There are few other dancers worth looking at too, latin, white and black.[/QUOTE]

I am going to try to go tonight 6-7 or so- anyone with any tips / ideas / warnings for me, please PM. THANKS ALL.

[QUOTE=Alterxxx;1264916]First time there tonight. I must say. I was rather impressed. I was expecting a dump like Pigpen on Mannheimm. Overall goodtime, great grindage and light muffin rubbn (till they move your hand). Songs are actually long and they have by far the best lookin black chicks of any establishment of this type on Mannheimm has. I had a couple of dances with "fantasy" and she was GREAT. Danced for like 3 songs. And only paid for 1. Her body is sick. What a fkn body. Body is a 10 in my book. Face. Ahhh. Maybe a 7. Would have been 8 till she smiled. Depends on your taste. There were a few eastern Euro chicks that were pretty cute. Also a brunnette "American" with a great ass. There was also a chubby Latina that really works your cock nice and good on the grindage. She had this face like she was having an orgasm when she was grinding my boy. So I knew she was enjoying her work. I'd say danders are 30% white / 30% blk / 40% latinas. Clientele was like 90 % latino. Waitresses were attentive and friendly. I was not approached by any dancers to buy them a drink. Although I'm sure it happens. Overall cool experience will return.[/QUOTE]

Went last week around 6pm on a weeknight and it was closed? Went to Rendezvous but no girls there yet.

Harrison & Canal. 9-14. 8AM.

I always LOVE to hit the Greyhound earl AM, this time I went past headed east and to my surprise I see a 10 a fucking amazing blond 10 with heels and a short mini dress.

Weird thing was this old guy with a Yellow polo was walking with her.

I figured they were headed for a date@the Holiday Inn on the corner.

What do you know they both turn the corner to the pizza place and holiday inn.

I Flip ASAP and see the guy at the front desk talking and the Blonde gone.

He walks out and goes back the same direction he came.

I am bringin this up because this blond was smoking like right out of the strip club 10+ she had a smile as well!

Anyone see this or have any insight?

Should I have asked the guy in the yellow if that was his friend?

Still not sure if he was her security or just another monger.

I sat outside in my car for like 10mins then left. I only wish. Damn she was smoking.

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Nice perspective.

[QUOTE=Musei; 1277583][url]http://youtu.be/xKASQOknujo[/url]

Nice perspective.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.tantricnews.com/phoenix-goddess-temple-raided.html[/url]

Bad laws need to be changed!

[url]http://youtu.be/KLpgn8swgCU[/url]

[url]http://templelife.tv/donate-for-legal-defense[/url]

Nice approach to a wrongful situation! If anyone is in the Phoenix area please consider that this could have the rippling effects of Stonewall.

If you want to see some really hot Chinese girls go to Lao Hunan Restaurant. 2230 S. Wentworth, in old Chinatown. This is Tony Hu's newest restaurant (he has 5 in Chinatown now, the other 4 in the mall).

This is a theme restaurant with the waitresses dressed in Chinese Army fatigues including forage cap with red star and star belt buckle. If you like a sexy girl in uniform, this is for you.

Hunan food is spicy but you can also order other Cantonese style dishes.

Chairman Mao's profile is on the signage, and he is portrayed the interior walls as well.

This is great cosplay in CT. These female volunteers from the long March could brainwash me quicker that Frank Sinatra in "The Manchurian Candidate."

Waitress Venus even has tattoos on her hands. Rebecca is the hottest girl here, she is the manager.

For the seniors who remember the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man". The slogan on the sign out front is "serving people." LOL!

They are already attracting hot Asian college girls as customers.

Once they get their liquor license I am moving in.

Sheds some light / truth on our Hobby, especially here in Chicago!

[url]http://www.wttw.com/main.taf?p=1[/url].65, 2.

PROHIBITION: A FILM BY KEN BURNS & LYNN NOVICK.

Premieres October 2 at 7:00 pm, and October 3 and 4 at 8:00 pm on WTTW11.

[QUOTE=Musei; 1285465]Sheds some light / truth on our Hobby, especially here in Chicago!

[url]http://www.wttw.com/main.taf?p=1[/url]

65, 2.

PROHIBITION: A FILM BY KEN BURNS & LYNN NOVICK.

Premieres October 2 at 7:00 pm, and October 3 and 4 at 8:00 pm on WTTW11.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Musei; 1285465]Sheds some light / truth on our Hobby, especially here in Chicago!

[url]http://www.wttw.com/main.taf?p=1[/url]

65, 2.

PROHIBITION: A FILM BY KEN BURNS & LYNN NOVICK.

Premieres October 2 at 7:00 pm, and October 3 and 4 at 8:00 pm on WTTW11.[/QUOTE]The website list a schedule of other shows. I'm posting the titles appropriate to our hobby and added commentary. Enjoy.

30 Good Minutes / that's all we need but want more.

Barney & Friends / Barney a regular poster on the Board and our friend.

Call of the Wild / want to hear it every time out

Chicago Stories / posting reviews.

Curious George / aren't we all.

Cyberchase / the reason we're on line, the chase begins here.

Dinosaur Train / older providers popping multiple customers a day.

Global Voices / the hobby is very educational have heard moaning in at least seven different languages.

Grand View / best seen during 69.

Grannies on Safari / time to go to a different AMP.

Great Performances / begin with great providers, the rest is up to us.

Growing Bolder / with every visit.

Hustle / our hobby.

Keeping Up Appearances / some girls try harder, too bad some don't even try.

Masterpiece / what we think we are going to complete every time out.

Mexico: One Plate at a Time / for the blue collar Latina lovers.

Mexico: The Royal Tour / for the Latina lovers with deep pockets.

Nature / that's all it's about, so Society and Government should back off

Need to Know / am I really the only one?

P. Allen Smiths Garden to Table / tossing salad.

P. O. V / our opinions on the Board or positioning with a provider.

Passport to Adventure / Yes! Mongering is an adventure.

Proclamation of Hope / every time we make an appointment.

Prohibition / unbelievable that a society allowed a few people enforce their morals on others. Isn't this happening again with all the AMP closings?

Richard Bangs' Adventures With a Purpose / It's better with the nickname:'Dick' Bangs' Adventures With a purpose. BTW, Good monger handle.

Riverdance: Live From Beijing / what we do when the TS water is too cold at a Chinese AMP.

Sara's Weeknight Meals / where is Sara working? Send me a pm.

Simply Ming / this just sounded right.

Super WHY / WHY you so big? WHY you so handsome?

Taste This / Exchange that works for both Monger and Provider.

Women, War and Peace / our significant other starts a war, so we go out to find peace or a piece.

Woodwright / I hope so

Love the 'Grannies on Safari / time to go to a different AMP. ' got to catch that one!

[QUOTE=High Riser; 1285578]The website list a schedule of other shows. I'm posting the titles appropriate to our hobby and added commentary. Enjoy.

30 Good Minutes / that's all we need but want more.

Barney & Friends / Barney a regular poster on the Board and our friend.

Call of the Wild / want to hear it every time out

Chicago Stories / posting reviews.

Curious George / aren't we all.

Cyberchase / the reason we're on line, the chase begins here.

Dinosaur Train / older providers popping multiple customers a day.

Global Voices / the hobby is very educational have heard moaning in at least seven different languages.

Grand View / best seen during 69.

Grannies on Safari / time to go to a different AMP.

Great Performances / begin with great providers, the rest is up to us.

Growing Bolder / with every visit.

Hustle / our hobby.

Keeping Up Appearances / some girls try harder, too bad some don't even try.

Masterpiece / what we think we are going to complete every time out.

Mexico: One Plate at a Time / for the blue collar Latina lovers.

Mexico: The Royal Tour / for the Latina lovers with deep pockets.

Nature / that's all it's about, so Society and Government should back off

Need to Know / am I really the only one?

P. Allen Smiths Garden to Table / tossing salad.

P. O. V / our opinions on the Board or positioning with a provider.

Passport to Adventure / Yes! Mongering is an adventure.

Proclamation of Hope / every time we make an appointment.

Prohibition / unbelievable that a society allowed a few people enforce their morals on others. Isn't this happening again with all the AMP closings?

Richard Bangs' Adventures With a Purpose / It's better with the nickname:'Dick' Bangs' Adventures With a purpose. BTW, Good monger handle.

Riverdance: Live From Beijing / what we do when the TS water is too cold at a Chinese AMP.

Sara's Weeknight Meals / where is Sara working? Send me a pm.

Simply Ming / this just sounded right.

Super WHY / WHY you so big? WHY you so handsome?

Taste This / Exchange that works for both Monger and Provider.

Women, War and Peace / our significant other starts a war, so we go out to find peace or a piece.

Woodwright / I hope so[/QUOTE]

"Prohibition / unbelievable that a society allowed a few people enforce their morals on others. Isn't this happening again with all the AMP closings?"

Taxes used well in the burbs. I know this might be better in the Waukegan forum but I thought it was something of interest to us all. pl

[url]http://buffalogrove.patch.com/articles/village-president-revokes-spas-license[/url]

This another example of government trying to tell us what we careful do or can't. I can bet you any money that the biggest customers were village officials. One maybe did not get all that he wanted then the allege investigation begin.

[QUOTE=Pegleg; 1290382]Taxes used well in the burbs. I know this might be better in the Waukegan forum but I thought it was something of interest to us all. Pl.

[url]http://buffalogrove.patch.com/articles/village-president-revokes-spas-license[/url][/QUOTE]

Is it just me, or had anybody else received a $50 off coupon for escort services in the mail. Seriously I mean mail!

WTF WTF?

[QUOTE=Krackerjack; 1296363]Is it just me, or had anybody else received a $50 off coupon for escort services in the mail. Seriously I mean mail!

WTF WTF?[/QUOTE]Courtesy of Tom Dart?

[QUOTE=Krackerjack; 1296363]Is it just me, or had anybody else received a $50 off coupon for escort services in the mail. Seriously I mean mail!

WTF WTF?[/QUOTE]Got any outstanding warrants?

[QUOTE=Krackerjack; 1296363]Is it just me, or had anybody else received a $50 off coupon for escort services in the mail. Seriously I mean mail!

WTF WTF?[/QUOTE]Ok I have never heard of anyone getting a coupon in the mail. I have been to site that say get % of or $ off if you are a member of a group yes but to get mail now that's something totally different. In Vegas they give you coupons on the street or business cards but nothing mailed. If you can Krackerjack, PM me who is the company who send it to you so I never use it ever.

Nothing at all. Not even a parking ticket.

[QUOTE=SgtPerv;1296414]Got any outstanding warrants?[/QUOTE]

I don't ever use escort services or agencies. Don't even get to come on to this site as much as I would like to. And now this. Sheesh luckily saw it before anybody else did.

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1296439]Ok I have never heard of anyone getting a coupon in the mail. I have been to site that say get % of or $ off if you are a member of a group yes but to get mail now that's something totally different. In Vegas they give you coupons on the street or business cards but nothing mailed. If you can Krackerjack, PM me who is the company who send it to you so I never use it ever.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Krackerjack;1296483]I don't ever use escort services or agencies. Don't even get to come on to this site as much as I would like to. And now this. Sheesh luckily saw it before anybody else did.[/QUOTE]The Cook County Sheriff recently sent out mailings made to look like a survey company was giving you $75 and free electronics to test. About 50 people showed up to the warehouse. Then the deputies locked the doors and took out the cuffs. A friend's sister got one of those ads. The sister is out of state and used my friend's address as her "last known address".

I've used escort agencies and they never asked my address. Something's very fishy with that coupon you received.

New Look Spa. Same lady Kim still works there. She is the only one doing massage due to LEO activity in the area (closing Serenity). She's about 60 and provides standard finish. I do not recommend unless you are into that age range. She is very friendly but the legit portion of massage is not very good. On the way out was a very pretty 20 ish walking in. Could have been her daughter or someone looking for work.

In Rosemont, Bless Mas and Spa. Svetlana does great legit massage. She is over 45. No standard finish. All professional. On another day, K (don't remember the name but it did start with a K and she is from Bulgaria). She is also over 50 but very friendly. The legit massage is good. She mentioned that she is not aware if any of her in call or outcall ladies provide additional options. YMMV however after visiting twice in call, nothing. Bless does out call 24 hours so I would think out call would be better opportunity. As for in-call, they leave the open sign on because they are open 24 hours and can meet at Bless if you call ahead. K would allow the standard finish but does not ask her girls.

Lidia is posting in Chicago Magazine this week. I highly recommend for. An excellent relaxing time.

[QUOTE=Xabi Alonso;1296598]Lidia is posting in Chicago Magazine this week. I highly recommend for. An excellent relaxing time.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Lidia as used to be "Lidia Massage"? Is the the one listing as "Ukraine Massage" or something similar now?

[QUOTE=Nidhogg69;1296808]Is this the same Lidia as used to be "Lidia Massage"? Is the the one listing as "Ukraine Massage" or something similar now?[/QUOTE]Sorry. My post should have been in Massage category. Therefore, if you need additional info, please send a private message. In response to Nidhogg69, please refer to Chicago Magazine. It is not the same as Ukraine massage which is located on Michigan Avenue. Lidia service is located in the NW side of Chicago.

As the year comes to its end, I look back at it with a small amount of sadness and dissatisfaction. Sad that Brandy B has pretty much fallen off the radar, as has Sonny. Disappointed that the little Latina spinner known as Vanessa hasn't resurfaced, but grateful that a new year should bring fresh faces and perhaps the return of some old friends.

The AMP scene, based on my experience, remains unremarkable. As much as I didn't care for her unpredictable attitude, I've yet to find a replacement for Elegant Eva. She was a looker. Hell, if I'm not mistaken, she's been gone for over a year. I need to forget about how good looking she was. I kind of like Coco. And Angela has a cute personality. Anna's a nice girl and Vivian gives the best therapeutic I've ever had, but it's a rare occasion when I find a Chicago AMP therapist who has just the right ingredients. Things are definitely better in Cali.

The indy scene has been downright scary in some instances, I hope I've learned my lesson. In this day and age, I don't know what would possess me to respond to an ad without a pic. Actually I do; my stupidity and a couple of positive reviews. Looks are subjective, and YMMV, so I have to deal with reality and chalk it up to an expensive learning experience.

I see that April's ad has popped up again, not sure if I'll take the plunge or not. As everyone knows, she was damn cute and the sessions were pretty lame. However, she now claims better service. The pics indicate that she's packed on a few pounds, so I'm undecided.

I haven't been back to any Euro places in a while. With the exception of the obvious, the others simply aren't worth it for me. I end up leaving with the same itch that I went in with. Perhaps I'll gamble again the next time I'm out and about, but I'm not going to make any planned trips due to my lack of luck, or game, or whatever it is that sends me home with blue anatomical parts.

I hope the economy turns around soon so that I can continue with my studies. It's been rough out there.

Wow Duke I share your sentiment. The latina Vanessa did came back like for 1 week in August then gone again. Some providers have forgotten why we would see them in the first place. Lots of them I don't see again because there service have gone down but not there donation. You figure that with the economy so bad that service would be better so we can keep visiting. Hope we get better service next year.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke; 1298325]As the year comes to its end, I look back at it with a small amount of sadness and dissatisfaction. Sad that Brandy B has pretty much fallen off the radar, as has Sonny. Disappointed that the little Latina spinner known as Vanessa hasn't resurfaced, but grateful that a new year should bring fresh faces and perhaps the return of some old friends.

The AMP scene, based on my experience, remains unremarkable. As much as I didn't care for her unpredictable attitude, I've yet to find a replacement for Elegant Eva. She was a looker. Hell, if I'm not mistaken, she's been gone for over a year. I need to forget about how good looking she was. I kind of like Coco. And Angela has a cute personality. Anna's a nice girl and Vivian gives the best therapeutic I've ever had, but it's a rare occasion when I find a Chicago AMP therapist who has just the right ingredients. Things are definitely better in Cali.

The indy scene has been downright scary in some instances, I hope I've learned my lesson. In this day and age, I don't know what would possess me to respond to an ad without a pic. Actually I do; my stupidity and a couple of positive reviews. Looks are subjective, and YMMV, so I have to deal with reality and chalk it up to an expensive learning experience.

I see that April's ad has popped up again, not sure if I'll take the plunge or not. As everyone knows, she was damn cute and the sessions were pretty lame. However, she now claims better service. The pics indicate that she's packed on a few pounds, so I'm undecided.

I haven't been back to any Euro places in a while. With the exception of the obvious, the others simply aren't worth it for me. I end up leaving with the same itch that I went in with. Perhaps I'll gamble again the next time I'm out and about, but I'm not going to make any planned trips due to my lack of luck, or game, or whatever it is that sends me home with blue anatomical parts.

I hope the economy turns around soon so that I can continue with my studies. It's been rough out there.[/QUOTE]

Anyone catch this:

[url]http://www.cookcountysheriff.org/press_page/press_NationalStingOpteration_10_11_2011.html[/url]

[QUOTE=JohnnyBeBad; 1298438]Anyone catch this:

[url]http://www.cookcountysheriff.org/press_page/press_NationalStingOpteration_10_11_2011.html[/url][/QUOTE]200+ johns arrested and over 200k in fees and fines. No wonder CPD doesn't care about 9 year olds getting shot by gangs when they are walkingn o school. Theres no money in that.

That is not even counting the court fees and the amount for attorneys.

[QUOTE=Sticky Rice;1299011]200+ johns arrested and over 200k in fees and fines. No wonder CPD doesn't care about 9 year olds getting shot by gangs when they are walkingn o school. Theres no money in that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1299024]That is not even counting the court fees and the amount for attorneys.[/QUOTE]"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." Ayn Rand (Alissa Rosenbaum. 1905-1982)

[QUOTE=Musei;1299104]"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." Ayn Rand (Alissa Rosenbaum. 1905-1982)[/QUOTE]Never thought much of Rand.

Having read this, I think even less of her.