Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=Bythelake;2725053]Check out the daily Herald from yesterday morning. A spot just got busted in Foxlake. Thought I'd post it here also.[/QUOTE]I just read that article. With all of the problem's at the Fox Lake police department maybe they thought that a huge misdemeanor bust would restore the public's faith in them. About a week ago it was on the news that a few of their cops got suspended for abusing a person who was in custody. Not to mention everyone know's the twisted story about their corrupt officer who faked his own murder. Well, at least the town is safer now that they have stopped the evil Chinese from giving HJ'S. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=Bythelake;2725053]Check out the daily Herald from yesterday morning. A spot just got busted in Foxlake. Thought I'd post it here also.[/QUOTE]I guess they're trying to make some positive press points with all the bad press they've been getting. I never visited. Never saw any promising reviews. From the looks of it we're not losing much.

[URL]http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20151217/news/151219000/[/URL]

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2725065]I just read that article. With all of the problem's at the Fox Lake police department maybe they thought that a huge misdemeanor bust would restore the public's faith in them. About a week ago it was on the news that a few of their cops got suspended for abusing a person who was in custody. Not to mention everyone know's the twisted story about their corrupt officer who faked his own murder. Well, at least the town is safer now that they have stopped the evil Chinese from giving HJ'S. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Haha- The Evil Chinese- classic! Totally agree. If anything they should arrest the owner for not hiring pretty women. There's only a few billion women over there- can't he find a few cute ones.

This place is on Rt 60 near Rt 45 in Mundelein. It is legit, but run by our friend Anna. I have been going quite often and can endorse the place and the masseuse, "Linda" without reservation. She is a small, trim Chinese woman and she gives a very strong, legit massage. No extras at all. But she's a great person. Bob.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/healthy-asian-massage-49-per-hour-new-asian-massage-847-802-9061/31379724[/URL]

All. Just sharing to celebrate how lucky we are in this area. In all my local experiences I've never encountered a troll like in MI recently.

Went to a place in Burnton, MI last week and had a funny experience. Rang the doorbell and a snaggle toothed troll opens the door. She smelled of cigarettes and talked like she smoked in her sleep. Assumed she was the mamasn. After getting settled in, she comes in with a dress on with nothing else and pulls down the top. Gives the worst rub ever while moaning a deep flem moan, and rubbing her rack on my back. All of 5 minutes in was the flip. At this point she grunts "how much is my tip". I tell her I'd like to TF her. She says $60. She gives me the fastest Tijuana / HJ ever and did allow generous roaming under her pantyless dress and says in her troll voice "thank you for the mess". Was out of there in under 15 minutes! Needless to say. Would never go back however was much needed release albeit from a troll hacking her lungs out. We are fortunate to have attractive ladies in the area who give solid mssg in clean environments. Feel I need a TB test after that place!

[QUOTE=Yeouch;2727983]All. Just sharing to celebrate how lucky we are in this area. In all my local experiences I've never encountered a troll like in MI recently.

Went to a place in Burnton, MI last week and had a funny experience. Rang the doorbell and a snaggle toothed troll opens the door. She smelled of cigarettes and talked like she smoked in her sleep. Assumed she was the mamasn. After getting settled in, she comes in with a dress on with nothing else and pulls down the top. Gives the worst rub ever while moaning a deep flem moan, and rubbing her rack on my back. All of 5 minutes in was the flip. At this point she grunts "how much is my tip". I tell her I'd like to TF her. She says $60. She gives me the fastest Tijuana / HJ ever and did allow generous roaming under her pantyless dress and says in her troll voice "thank you for the mess". Was out of there in under 15 minutes! Needless to say. Would never go back however was much needed release albeit from a troll hacking her lungs out. We are fortunate to have attractive ladies in the area who give solid mssg in clean environments. Feel I need a TB test after that place![/QUOTE]Yeouch, I tried to look up TF in the Abbreviation section of this site but came up blank. My filthy little mind has come up with several possibilities, but I would prefer if you would fill us in, and maybe ask the admin to add it to the Abbreviation section.

Table Fuck.

Transsexual Fulfillment.

Tonsil Fellatio.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2728392]Yeouch, I tried to look up TF in the Abbreviation section of this site but came up blank. My filthy little mind has come up with several possibilities, but I would prefer if you would fill us in, and maybe ask the admin to add it to the Abbreviation section.

Table Fuck.

Transsexual Fulfillment.

Tonsil Fellatio.[/QUOTE]

For $60 tip I'd guess - Titty fuck

If it was $80 I'd guess - Tongue fuck.

I think. Its a southern term, like "Titty Bar". I also think that's "Russian". But not certain. Bob.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2728392]Yeouch, I tried to look up TF in the Abbreviation section of this site but came up blank. My filthy little mind has come up with several possibilities, but I would prefer if you would fill us in, and maybe ask the admin to add it to the Abbreviation section.

Table Fuck.

Transsexual Fulfillment.

Tonsil Fellatio.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2728433]For $60 tip I'd guess - Titty fuck

If it was $80 I'd guess - Tongue fuck.[/QUOTE]TF was titty fuck. Sorry for the riddle. The only upscale thing about that place was that she offered a can of cola or water at the end. A nice touch to maybe douse your genitals afterwards!

[QUOTE=Yeouch;2729298]TF was titty fuck. Sorry for the riddle. The only upscale thing about that place was that she offered a can of cola or water at the end. A nice touch to maybe douse your genitals afterwards![/QUOTE]You guys are too much. Mr. Admin? Please note all the help we are providing for the Abbreviation page. Merry Christmas to us all.

Has anyone had any experience with the new asian massage place in Waukegan. Just showed up today at a motel.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wonderful-asian-massage/19779848[/URL]

You should choose a better place. For 160 $ we would expected FS with a pretty girl.

[QUOTE=Tincanman;2734409]Has anyone had any experience with the new asian massage place in Waukegan. Just showed up today at a motel.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wonderful-asian-massage/19779848[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hotguy18;2734847]You should choose a better place. For 160 $ we would expected FS with a pretty girl.[/QUOTE]So I would totally expect minimal massage, FS, with someone that looks like a distant elderly aunt of the girl in the picture! I'd TOFTT however just did local 45/120 place recently and price tag too high for hotel shag.

I hope everything is included for that price.

[QUOTE=Tincanman;2734409]Has anyone had any experience with the new asian massage place in Waukegan. Just showed up today at a motel.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wonderful-asian-massage/19779848[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnBill1232;2735035]I hope everything is included for that price.[/QUOTE]If anyone toftt please pm info. Ty!

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2735153]If anyone toftt please pm info. Ty![/QUOTE]Called the number with every intention of following through. You've seen the pic, we all know the pics are from Shanghai target adds, but we want to believe.

Anyway the voice on the other end sounded like Marge Simpsons sisters. She actually hacked a little during our brief conversation. Needless to say I didn't go there and hit my fave place in Deerfield where they are consistently NOT what I heard on the other end of that phone.

That pic is Lee Hyori. A Korean actress. I don't think we will see her there.

[QUOTE=Yeouch;2738243]Called the number with every intention of following through. You've seen the pic, we all know the pics are from Shanghai target adds, but we want to believe.

Anyway the voice on the other end sounded like Marge Simpsons sisters. She actually hacked a little during our brief conversation. Needless to say I didn't go there and hit my fave place in Deerfield where they are consistently NOT what I heard on the other end of that phone.[/QUOTE].

Place on GB. I frequent here as I get very special good service from a certain girl here. I went in last week and there was a very very cute young girl working. I didn't try her because the other girl wouldve been upset. Someone go check this cutie out.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2740521]Place on GB. I frequent here as I get very special good service from a certain girl here. I went in last week and there was a very very cute young girl working. I didn't try her because the other girl wouldve been upset. Someone go check this cutie out.[/QUOTE]I am up for the challenge!

Are you referring to a street name? I'm not sure I deciphered the code correctly!

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2740521]Place on GB. I frequent here as I get very special good service from a certain girl here. I went in last week and there was a very very cute young girl working. I didn't try her because the other girl wouldve been upset. Someone go check this cutie out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2741674]Are you referring to a street name? I'm not sure I deciphered the code correctly![/QUOTE]Its off of GB. In a strip mall next to tanning salon.

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2741674]Are you referring to a street name? I'm not sure I deciphered the code correctly![/QUOTE]If you know the area, then you know the answer. Try finding out about Wisconsin's football team, and that should put you in the right direction.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2741866]Its off of GB. In a strip mall next to tanning salon.[/QUOTE]The place is alive again and great massage.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2740521]Place on GB. I frequent here as I get very special good service from a certain girl here. I went in last week and there was a very very cute young girl working. I didn't try her because the other girl wouldve been upset. Someone go check this cutie out.[/QUOTE]Just stopped in today. I haven't been here in a while but thought I would check it out again hoping to get the cute young girl. Walked in and only one girl was available. Not sure if she is the girl you are talking about but she was cute and young. That is where the positives end for me. She put me in the room right next to the entrance which is never good. Nice massage. Even included some hot stones. Then the flip came and that began the "you do, I no do" routine. She squirted some oil in my hand and started the self serve hoping she might take over. She flat out refused but did offer minimal assistance. It wasn't happening for me as self serve tends to be aggravating. Told her never mind and she said "ok, all done. " I started to get dressed and she opened the door to take out the towels. When she opened the door I was in plain view of anyone who may have walked in. While I was getting dressed another customer showed up. I heard two different male voices. They were asking a lot of questions about what kind of massages are available. Really? I hate when this happens. Anyway my girl comes back to show me out walking me right past the two guys playing 20 questions. Funny thing was they were good looking guys. Probably late 20's to early 30's and dressed in suits. The kind of guys that could go to any bar and go home with the hottest girl there. They decided not to stay and we ended up walking out together and making eye contact. I hate that too. I've been avoided this place for a better part of a year and today I was reminded why. Hopefully everyone's visit will go better than mine.

[QUOTE=BrewCityGuy;2742504]Just stopped in today. I haven't been here in a while but thought I would check it out again hoping to get the cute young girl. Walked in and only one girl was available. Not sure if she is the girl you are talking about but she was cute and young. That is where the positives end for me. She put me in the room right next to the entrance which is never good. Nice massage. Even included some hot stones. Then the flip came and that began the "you do, I no do" routine. She squirted some oil in my hand and started the self serve hoping she might take over. She flat out refused but did offer minimal assistance. It wasn't happening for me as self serve tends to be aggravating. Told her never mind and she said "ok, all done. " I started to get dressed and she opened the door to take out the towels. When she opened the door I was in plain view of anyone who may have walked in. While I was getting dressed another customer showed up. I heard two different male voices. They were asking a lot of questions about what kind of massages are available. Really? I hate when this happens. Anyway my girl comes back to show me out walking me right past the two guys playing 20 questions. Funny thing was they were good looking guys. Probably late 20's to early 30's and dressed in suits. The kind of guys that could go to any bar and go home with the hottest girl there. They decided not to stay and we ended up walking out together and making eye contact. I hate that too. I've been avoided this place for a better part of a year and today I was reminded why. Hopefully everyone's visit will go better than mine.[/QUOTE]Wow. That sucks. I'm sorry you had such a bad time.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2742874]Wow. That sucks. I'm sorry you had such a bad time.[/QUOTE]Used to hit that place when Sunset was too busy (back when sunset was good! Always a great massage and no hassle HE. My only problem with this place was the open air above the wall between rooms. Not an issue if you're the only clinet however very awkward listening to dude next to you grunting.

Is it time we do a list of top lake county AMP's to start out 2016?

I'll open with:

1) Mystic.

2) Anna's locations (deerfield, LB, Mundy).

3) Green (in libville).

Have never been to Pine or Cozy so wonder how they compare.

Yes. When I'm in a room and she has to leave to answer the door its quite annoying when they want a PhD dissertation the type of massages offered knowing that she is busy.

[QUOTE=BrewCityGuy;2742504]Just stopped in today. I haven't been here in a while but thought I would check it out again hoping to get the cute young girl. Walked in and only one girl was available. Not sure if she is the girl you are talking about but she was cute and young. That is where the positives end for me. She put me in the room right next to the entrance which is never good. Nice massage. Even included some hot stones. Then the flip came and that began the "you do, I no do" routine. She squirted some oil in my hand and started the self serve hoping she might take over. She flat out refused but did offer minimal assistance. It wasn't happening for me as self serve tends to be aggravating. Told her never mind and she said "ok, all done. " I started to get dressed and she opened the door to take out the towels. When she opened the door I was in plain view of anyone who may have walked in. While I was getting dressed another customer showed up. I heard two different male voices. They were asking a lot of questions about what kind of massages are available. Really? I hate when this happens. Anyway my girl comes back to show me out walking me right past the two guys playing 20 questions. Funny thing was they were good looking guys. Probably late 20's to early 30's and dressed in suits. The kind of guys that could go to any bar and go home with the hottest girl there. They decided not to stay and we ended up walking out together and making eye contact. I hate that too. I've been avoided this place for a better part of a year and today I was reminded why. Hopefully everyone's visit will go better than mine.[/QUOTE]

I'm fine with your choices. But you should know that location is Legit. Excellent massage. But legit. I assure you.

I would put Yedam on the list if you like Korean. Deerfield and Wieland, NE corner. From the posts, I hear they have improved. Bob.

[QUOTE=Yeouch;2742994]Used to hit that place when Sunset was too busy (back when sunset was good! Always a great massage and no hassle HE. My only problem with this place was the open air above the wall between rooms. Not an issue if you're the only clinet however very awkward listening to dude next to you grunting.

Is it time we do a list of top lake county AMP's to start out 2016?

I'll open with:

1) Mystic.

2) Anna's locations (deerfield, LB, Mundy).

3) Green (in libville).

Have never been to Pine or Cozy so wonder how they compare.[/QUOTE]

Yep. Add Yedam to the list.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2743132]I'm fine with your choices. But you should know that location is Legit. Excellent massage. But legit. I assure you.

I would put Yedam on the list if you like Korean. Deerfield and Wieland, NE corner. From the posts, I hear they have improved. Bob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2743510]Yep. Add Yedam to the list.[/QUOTE]Won't be too hard to replace Green on a top 3 list.

[QUOTE=Yeouch;2743706]Won't be too hard to replace Green on a top 3 list.[/QUOTE]Over the spring and summer I really enjoyed Green. Leah, the bigger girl was very accommodating and reasonable. Then this fall the reasonableness disappeared and it was all tip, tip, tip. I wouldn't have minded so much if the performance had stayed consistent. So Green is off my list.

As a replacement, you may consider Fantastic Chinese Massage (aka Asian Wellness) in Libertyville. I'll tell you up front that for all her years of experience, Michelle still doesn't know how to give a massage, neither soft nor therapeutic. Anna is better, but not great. But the finish is consistent. Also, I've found hair color packages in the washroom. No, I wasn't snooping, they just left it out. So you know that you are not getting a young one right off the boat. They never seem to lack for customers.

While convenient to my home, none of these places are true gems. I've gotten into the habit of driving south for better options. And speaking of gems, I have yet to try Gem in Mundelein. The reviews I've heard are only so so.

Thanks for all the clues and PMs. Sometimes it feels like solving a riddle and once you uncover the answer you feel like a little kid in a candy shop. LOL.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2741866]Its off of GB. In a strip mall next to tanning salon.[/QUOTE]

Anna actually asked me to go to GEM and report back to her. LOL. I was in Anna's legit spa sitting next to a legit woman I really care about. I mean seriously care about. So I told Anna I don't go to those type of places. Anna looked at me funny. Grinned. And let it go. Bob.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2744043]Over the spring and summer I really enjoyed Green. Leah, the bigger girl was very accommodating and reasonable. Then this fall the reasonableness disappeared and it was all tip, tip, tip. I wouldn't have minded so much if the performance had stayed consistent. So Green is off my list.

As a replacement, you may consider Fantastic Chinese Massage (aka Asian Wellness) in Libertyville. I'll tell you up front that for all her years of experience, Michelle still doesn't know how to give a massage, neither soft nor therapeutic. Anna is better, but not great. But the finish is consistent. Also, I've found hair color packages in the washroom. No, I wasn't snooping, they just left it out. So you know that you are not getting a young one right off the boat. They never seem to lack for customers.

While convenient to my home, none of these places are true gems. I've gotten into the habit of driving south for better options. And speaking of gems, I have yet to try Gem in Mundelein. The reviews I've heard are only so so.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2744151]Anna actually asked me to go to GEM and report back to her. LOL. I was in Anna's legit spa sitting next to a legit woman I really care about. I mean seriously care about. So I told Anna I don't go to those type of places. Anna looked at me funny. Grinned. And let it go. Bob.[/QUOTE]That cracked me up Bob! Maybe I'll go to Gem in your place. Anna once asked me to try Asian Royale and report, but I never did, after seeing bad reviews. Just went to Anna's after a long break drew (I think) Siyu. I didn't much enjoy the massage or her personality, and the finish was borderline painful / jackhammer. Won't go to her again, Anna's steered me wrong several times. (And anyone notice Anna's has the least comfortable tables?

This Top 3 Lake County list conversation is hammering home the fact that there doesn't seem to be any excellent places here; only a bunch of "so-so" or "meh" or "will do in a pinch" or "ocasionally good" places.

However, after spending some time in the Indiana and Ohio areas recently, shows me that compared to them, we have it really good.

Its out of the way but got a good tip and when I find something that works I stick with it. However on a recent visit I was told they were moving, so now I have to start a hunt. Any suggestions on a reliable place in or near Libville or Deerfield would be great. Would rather have a shitty massage and a for sure HE. If anyone wants to pm me and get a tip on the Evanston joint and trade for more local that would be great. The Evanston should be around at least for another month is what I was told. I have been three times, and each got a decent massage, and a standard HE no questions asked, and no haggle. Which is quite pleasant. Thanks and good luck fellers.

Been to a place in Evanston a few times. Its a drive but when I find something that works I stick with it. Was just told they are closing in a month or little more. So I'm on the hunt for something local. Anyone have reliable place in or near Libertyville or Deerfield? I'd prefer a bad massage and guarantee a HE. Both would be nice, but if I had to choose. Anyways. I can give you the tip on the Evanston place for a trade. Every time I went I got a decent massage and a standard HE with zero questions and zero haggle. Pleasant enough. Thanks and good luck.

On that note, can I just say how much I miss Miches?

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2746482]That cracked me up Bob! Maybe I'll go to Gem in your place. Anna once asked me to try Asian Royale and report, but I never did, after seeing bad reviews. Just went to Anna's after a long break drew (I think) Siyu. I didn't much enjoy the massage or her personality, and the finish was borderline painful / jackhammer. Won't go to her again, Anna's steered me wrong several times. (And anyone notice Anna's has the least comfortable tables?

This Top 3 Lake County list conversation is hammering home the fact that there doesn't seem to be any excellent places here; only a bunch of "so-so" or "meh" or "will do in a pinch" or "ocasionally good" places.

However, after spending some time in the Indiana and Ohio areas recently, shows me that compared to them, we have it really good.[/QUOTE]

I can't remember exactly, but a couple months back someone said some girls from Miches are now at another place. Further NW I think. Bob.

[QUOTE=HappyRob;2747610]On that note, can I just say how much I miss Miches?[/QUOTE]

Capt. That exact topic is covered just a few posts down. Why don't you read? Bob.

[QUOTE=Captain222;2747376]Its out of the way but got a good tip and when I find something that works I stick with it. However on a recent visit I was told they were moving, so now I have to start a hunt. Any suggestions on a reliable place in or near Libville or Deerfield would be great. Would rather have a shitty massage and a for sure HE. If anyone wants to pm me and get a tip on the Evanston joint and trade for more local that would be great. The Evanston should be around at least for another month is what I was told. I have been three times, and each got a decent massage, and a standard HE no questions asked, and no haggle. Which is quite pleasant. Thanks and good luck fellers.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Bob, been there but it's waaaay west for me. Good times tho.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2747806]I can't remember exactly, but a couple months back someone said some girls from Miches are now at another place. Further NW I think. Bob.[/QUOTE]