EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Hobbyist256;3825100]Not strictly Euro, the the other massage thread seems to be mainly AMP so this report seems more appropriate here.

Stopped by a few days ago and saw Rain. Pretty sure it wasn't the girl in the picture. Either that or she has put on some weight. They're operating out of a 4 room apartment in Wicker Park. The ad usually implies that GFE is available, but nothing beyond a body rub and standard finish was available when I asked.

[URL]https://divinedolls1.org[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw Lindsay a couple of weeks ago. Asked for the "soapy massage" but was told they were out of clean towels. Ended up with a nice HE. She went topless and allowed roaming above and below, but only through the panties, not under them. Said the panties could come off next time. Overall, a nice experience from an attractive redhead.

[QUOTE=breakdown;3824370]Definitely a YMMV. Nothing's a guarantee, count me on the -1.[/QUOTE]Same here, 2 visits and 2 legit experiences. Great massage, but that was it.

I had a fun session with Nata from Creative about two weeks ago. During the HE, she allowed for full access to her tatas. Damage was $75 + $60. I had to negotiate the tip and I hate haggling, as it's a mood killer.

I heard that Tat's in Northbrook closed. Is that correct? Or do they have a new location?

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3811737][URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-EliteFaceBody[/URL]

I recommend for those experienced with European therapists. Located on 4 fl of a bulding occupied by major bank. No sign in required to access elevator or floor. Room located at end of hallway away from other offices. If first time, you will fill out medical form. Session starts out professional but if your experienced you will have fun. She looks better and younger in person and a lot thinner. A very nice Russian accent. Overall nice person and recommend. May be hard to get appt after my post.

[/QUOTE]I saw her today. The massage was actually good. No extras. I even asked.

[QUOTE=SamSinger;3831386]I saw her today. The massage was actually good. No extras. I even asked.[/QUOTE]I got shut out by her twice last summer.

Based on Xabi's report I tried again a few weeks ago. Same thing this time too. I tried a hail mary with "Uh, I know it's been a while, but my last massage didn't end here. ".

And she replied "Yes, I'm sure it did. ".

OUCH!

But hey, no guts, no glory!

Looks like you may have to visit a million times before happy land.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3832123]I got shut out by her twice last summer.

Based on Xabi's report I tried again a few weeks ago. Same thing this time too. I tried a hail mary with "Uh, I know it's been a while, but my last massage didn't end here. ".

And she replied "Yes, I'm sure it did. ".

OUCH!

But hey, no guts, no glory![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3832132]Looks like you may have to visit a million times before happy land.[/QUOTE]Only if one is stupid enough to visit a million times and pay a premium fee for a not-so-premium service. Kidding aside and with all due respect to other posters who offered accolades, the basic massage was not even good or European quality. I'd do Heavenly, Envy or similar first.

Swing and a miss twice.

All very very professional.

Not a chance of any extras. 0. 0 chance.

Also unfortunately not the best massage either.

Wouldn't repeat.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3832132]Looks like you may have to visit a million times before happy land.[/QUOTE]Or marry her.

[QUOTE=Pilatus51;3832457]Only if one is stupid enough to visit a million times and pay a premium fee for a not-so-premium service.[/QUOTE]Some enjoy torturing themselves. I like to play on the first visit. But that's just me.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3832123]I got shut out by her twice last summer.

Based on Xabi's report I tried again a few weeks ago. Same thing this time too. I tried a hail mary with "Uh, I know it's been a while, but my last massage didn't end here. ".

And she replied "Yes, I'm sure it did. ".

OUCH!

But hey, no guts, no glory![/QUOTE]So to sum it up- Slappy was not happy haha!

[QUOTE=Pilatus51;3832457]Only if one is stupid enough to visit a million times and pay a premium fee for a not-so-premium service. Kidding aside and with all due respect to other posters who offered accolades, the basic massage was not even good or European quality. I'd do Heavenly, Envy or similar first.[/QUOTE]There some very pleasant, unexpected surprises are possible down the road. That is why some men persistently are knocking on this door. The level of surprises could be way above an average AMP or EMP services.

[QUOTE=Kellster;3833085]So to sum it up- Slappy was not happy haha![/QUOTE]Slappy not leave there happy, so Slappy go somewhere else and leave very happy!

Ya know, I got to say, there is something to be said about getting shut out, then going to your "sure thing" the same day and leaving there happy.

Maybe it's me, but maybe they sense there's a buildup, and they let me play a little more than usual.

Oh, and then I pop like a broken water main. So there's that.

[QUOTE=RaccoonJoe;3831301]I had a fun session with Nata from Creative about two weeks ago. During the HE, she allowed for full access to her tatas. Damage was $75 + $60. I had to negotiate the tip and I hate haggling, as it's a mood killer.

I heard that Tat's in Northbrook closed. Is that correct? Or do they have a new location?[/QUOTE]

Nata haggled? Wow, first I've heard. First time I saw her I got to play and no mention of tip. I wish she had more on the menu. She won't even offer a Russian finish, which I find a bit ironic.

I miss Mary. She used to work at Olga's place in AH, then went to CT. She knew how to give a fantastic Russian finish. A couple times when Olga wasn't around she started with a Russian, then massage, then another another Russian finish with FIV if she was in the mood. She quit CT and I have no clue if she's still working as an MT.

Tat's in Northbrook moved. Give 'them a call, they'll give you the new address. At least they did for me!

[QUOTE=Walker333;3833115]There some very pleasant, unexpected surprises are possible down the road. That is why some men persistently are knocking on this door. The level of surprises could be way above an average AMP or EMP services.[/QUOTE]If the send-up or hype suggests otherwise, poor quality, basic massage isn't even part of the routine, premium octane pricing, and paperwork to boot (LOL), I've already been surprised, very unpleasantly. Keep spending the green, it keeps the economy vibrant.

Saw Vanessa at 1935 for the first time. Great massage from an absolute hot massuse. Very bubbly personality. I was surprised there wasn't a line outside her door. HE was out of this world.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3833197]Nata haggled? Wow, first I've heard. First time I saw her I got to play and no mention of tip. I wish she had more on the menu. She won't even offer a Russian finish, which I find a bit ironic.

I miss Mary. She used to work at Olga's place in AH, then went to CT. She knew how to give a fantastic Russian finish. A couple times when Olga wasn't around she started with a Russian, then massage, then another another Russian finish with FIV if she was in the mood. She quit CT and I have no clue if she's still working as an MT.

Tat's in Northbrook moved. Give 'them a call, they'll give you the new address. At least they did for me![/QUOTE]I'm surprised at both Nata haggling and Mary giving a good experience. I never went really too far with Nata (she's not my type- a little too thick for my taste, but her massage is excellent.) I never had to haggle with her, but it's also been a few years since I saw her so maybe she's changed. I read on here a long time ago that Mary at CT did not offer a satisfying experience and it was best to avoid her.

Who is at CT these days besides Nata? Anyone with a thin body type? Appreciate any info on here or PM me.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3833197]Nata haggled? Wow, first I've heard. First time I saw her I got to play and no mention of tip. I wish she had more on the menu. She won't even offer a Russian finish, which I find a bit ironic.

I miss Mary. She used to work at Olga's place in AH, then went to CT. She knew how to give a fantastic Russian finish. A couple times when Olga wasn't around she started with a Russian, then massage, then another another Russian finish with FIV if she was in the mood. She quit CT and I have no clue if she's still working as an MT.

Tat's in Northbrook moved. Give 'them a call, they'll give you the new address. At least they did for me![/QUOTE]Maybe Nata won't haggle on my next visit? Damn, it's sad to hear that she doesn't provide Russian (yes, it's ironic). I was hoping that Russian finish could be in the menu in the following visits. Those tatas are made for that.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3833181]Slappy not leave there happy, so Slappy go somewhere else and leave very happy!

Ya know, I got to say, there is something to be said about getting shut out, then going to your "sure thing" the same day and leaving there happy.

Maybe it's me, but maybe they sense there's a buildup, and they let me play a little more than usual.

Oh, and then I pop like a broken water main. So there's that.[/QUOTE]I've struck out twice there & have done everything possible. I know some guys have left happy.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3833261]Saw Vanessa at 1935 for the first time. Great massage from an absolute hot massuse. Very bubbly personality. I was surprised there wasn't a line outside her door. HE was out of this world.[/QUOTE]Evidently you need to catch her on the right day? She's absolutely hot with nice man-mades, but I didn't get the bubbly personality, I got the "It's the end of the day Friday and I'm tired of rub and tugs. ".

She upsold me on topless, and I wasn't in a frame of mind to hold firm, but told her "As long as I get a tit in my mouth, sure. " She agreed, then didn't allow it.

Ending was average for me.

Maybe catch her earlier in the day?

Slappy, very funny post. Thanks for sharing!

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3838050]Evidently you need to catch her on the right day? She's absolutely hot with nice man-mades, but I didn't get the bubbly personality, I got the "It's the end of the day Friday and I'm tired of rub and tugs. ".

She upsold me on topless, and I wasn't in a frame of mind to hold firm, but told her "As long as I get a tit in my mouth, sure. " She agreed, then didn't allow it.

Ending was average for me.

Maybe catch her earlier in the day?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3838050]

She upsold me on topless, and I wasn't in a frame of mind to hold firm, but told her "As long as I get a tit in my mouth, sure. " She agreed, then didn't allow it.

[/QUOTE]I have to play with both tits on a provider. No tits doesn't work for me.

Does anyone have any recent experience with Nicole (6149) near ohare? I remember some reviews on ter but that's obviously no longer an option to consult. Thank you!

I never see a provide on Friday nights for that reason. Usually I like to go first thing in the morning or Sunday afternoon.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3838967]I never see a provide on Friday nights for that reason. Usually I like to go first thing in the morning or Sunday afternoon.[/QUOTE]I've seen them on various days and times. My conclusion is that the lunch time and Mondays are the worst, on the other hand, Sunday morning is the best, anything in between is just fine, but YMMV.

I was in the area and gave them a call. Drew a cute 30 something Polish girl. The massage was non existent and the extras were overpriced. I was out in 45. I will not repeat. . 75 door and. 7 topless L1.

[QUOTE=RoyHowell1980;3838842]Does anyone have any recent experience with Nicole (6149) near ohare? I remember some reviews on ter but that's obviously no longer an option to consult. Thank you![/QUOTE]I saw her about a year ago. She required a drivers license and gave me a hard time that it wasnt me. Aside from that hassel she is good looking with bolt ons and I enjoyed.

[QUOTE=PuraVida;3841673]I was in the area and gave them a call. Drew a cute 30 something Polish girl. The massage was non existent and the extras were overpriced. I was out in 45. I will not repeat. . 75 door and. 7 topless L1.[/QUOTE]The result isn't surprising because at that place YMMV, if you don't request a well known, reviewed provider, RTFF and stay safe.

[QUOTE=RoyHowell1980;3838842]Does anyone have any recent experience with Nicole (6149) near ohare? I remember some reviews on ter but that's obviously no longer an option to consult. Thank you![/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure you're talking about the blonde, who does have detailed reviews on this board. I've tried to hook up with her and it's never worked for me, but I'm pretty sure she's legit.

[QUOTE=DynoJr;3842609]I'm pretty sure you're talking about the blonde, who does have detailed reviews on this board. I've tried to hook up with her and it's never worked for me, but I'm pretty sure she's legit.[/QUOTE]Yes, blonde. I searched high and low for reviews on this board but came up empty. Just someone else asking for details. Is the search feature on this site just poor? Or is it user error on my part? I'm coming from the now defunct review site and struggling with how to find reviews and providers, and how to submit reviews myself.

Visiting from Detroit for a night. I would RTFF but if any of you veterans can help me out by PMing me places in Chicago downtown and surrounding areas where you can get extras from 7+ rating young girls I would really appreciate it. I will also provide you info on Detroit scene if any of you were to visit Detroit. Details on donations is also helpful.

[QUOTE=RoyHowell1982;3842793]Yes, blonde. I searched high and low for reviews on this board but came up empty. Just someone else asking for details. Is the search feature on this site just poor? Or is it user error on my part? I'm coming from the now defunct review site and struggling with how to find reviews and providers, and how to submit reviews myself.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/496546.htm[/URL]

I saw the Nicole that Doc Manhattan linked below back in 2016. It was a full nude massage with a BBBJ finish. However, soon afterwards I started seeing reports that the service had been getting more limited.

Does anyone know who would be the oldest massuse around? Beehive hairdo would be great but not neccesary. Looking for a somewhat quality massage with HE. Thank you.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3847281]Does anyone know who would be the oldest massuse around? Beehive hairdo would be great but not neccesary. Looking for a somewhat quality massage with HE. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Ninel? Search the forum.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3847281]Does anyone know who would be the oldest massuse around? Beehive hairdo would be great but not neccesary. Looking for a somewhat quality massage with HE. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Try Sylvia in the Mt Prospect forum under Craigslist. No Beehive.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3847281]Does anyone know who would be the oldest massuse around? Beehive hairdo would be great but not neccesary. Looking for a somewhat quality massage with HE. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Leah at Golden Hands has to be in her 50's- at a minimum. She gives a great light touch massage. If you want a deep tissue there are probably better places to go. AMPs probably have chicks a lot older than her, but since this is under the EMP thread I'm assuming they're not eligible.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3847281]Does anyone know who would be the oldest massuse around? Beehive hairdo would be great but not neccesary. Looking for a somewhat quality massage with HE. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Definitely Ninel. Or look into Dawn, a local artist who had advertised on Craigs for massage. Apparently very deep tissue.

Anyone know anything about Taylor in the West Loop? She advertises on one of the other rub sites. She seems to have been around for a while (I remember her ads from BP) but there doesn't seem to be anything on the forum. Any info would be much appreciated.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3847281]Does anyone know who would be the oldest massuse around? Beehive hairdo would be great but not neccesary. Looking for a somewhat quality massage with HE. Thank you.[/QUOTE]I believe these are the oldest women I have seen in the trade. I think one of them is pushing 70. They look old even by Asian standards. I think you can re more about them in the Waukegan forum. Lee and Sugi. Korean spa.

And they all have big jugs. I have left there happy on both visits.