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There was one exception when I kissed a provider. It was when I was 16, living in miami, and a rich friend of mine got some high class pricy fuckin girls to come over to his mansion. And that chick was like an 18 year old cuban girl that just got off the boat (gorgeous)

With that being said, I would never kiss any provider I have been with in chicago, and I certainly would NEVER EAT OFF THE PLATE. However, if DATY is your thing, then so be it. Just pelase, not with the sws.

Two more quick things:

1) I would like to campaign for the term "eat (ing) off the plate" to become an abbreviation. EOTP

2) please lets not fill this thread up with hundreds of more comments to Blow Dros orignal posting. Just thinking off eating a providers muff makes me nauseous.

[QUOTE=Blow Dro]As I was doing the usual daily browse through the new reports, I came across a post from a guy in one of the other forums. In this post he was talking about how he had paid for a two girl special. In the post he stated that he couldn't stop DATY with one chick long enough to even really pay attention to the other one.

After reading this post it got me thinkin. Does DATY with a provider really sound like a good idea to anyone? In my opinion you might as well go into a public restroom and lick the toilet. I understand that everyone has their "thing" but it doesn't sound very smart.

So I just wanted to know what some of you guys thought about this.

Happy hunting[/QUOTE]

If you are going to DATY, then I suggest a large piece of Saran Wrap for protection. I guess that could work for DFK too!

[QUOTE=Icedout]There was one exception when I kissed a provider. It was when I was 16, living in miami, and a rich friend of mine got some high class pricy fuckin girls to come over to his mansion. And that chick was like an 18 year old cuban girl that just got off the boat (gorgeous)

With that being said, I would never kiss any provider I have been with in chicago, and I certainly would NEVER EAT OFF THE PLATE. However, if DATY is your thing, then so be it. Just pelase, not with the sws.

Two more quick things:

1) I would like to campaign for the term "eat (ing) off the plate" to become an abbreviation. EOTP

2) please lets not fill this thread up with hundreds of more comments to Blow Dros orignal posting. Just thinking off eating a providers muff makes me nauseous.[/QUOTE]

Guys, help a man out. Live in Wrigleyville and I'm new to the city. 28, trying to make some friends and have a good time. Used to live in Dallas and liked the scene, but I didn't have to any posts like this because I was there for about 10 years, so I'm still getting the hang of the lingo and how to use the boards and respect the decorum. Any help and some locations around town that are a must visit for a newbie would be appreciated. So far I've only been out to IS in Hammond and had a great time.

You should check out the N.W.INDIANA board for additional references.

[url]http://swop-chicago.org/home.php[/url]

60's-sex-art-russ-meyer-dance-freak-out 2007-12-15
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15th @ 10pm

3343 N. Clark Street

Dress to Impress, Darling! $3

Live Freak/Dance Performances by Chicago's Raunchiest ****** and Hoes

Grooves by: Eric Lab Rat, DJ Demchuk, Alexander Bassett, & Protman

This is a benefit to raise funds for Sex Workers Outreach Project-Chicago

[QUOTE=Hoehoehoe]Kankakee is full of BSWs. Go a little West of I-57 on the main drag through town. There is some kind of a apartment just past the fast food places. You should see stuff walking around. Back streets in that area north of the main highway may yield results too.

Watch out for rip-offs, I've had some try to get away (with no success) in prior encounters.

LE is not too heavy as I remember.

HHH[/QUOTE]


Not too familiar with the area but will be out looking, thank you so much for the info.

Watch out for a pr sw a few blocks west of western and 47th.

She will get you to go to a spot and have her guy swoop behind you and jack you.

Guy is cuban or pr.

The girl looked pr and pretty cute bout 5'1 or 5'2 brown hair in a pony tail medium skin not fat but average to thin she said she was was 27 and from the area.

I doubt they go back to this spot but just in case.

Be safe.

So what is this a club or something? Is sex or nudity going to take place? Please be more specific.

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot][url]http://swop-chicago.org/home.php[/url]

60's-sex-art-russ-meyer-dance-freak-out 2007-12-15
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15th @ 10pm

3343 N. Clark Street

Dress to Impress, Darling! $3

Live Freak/Dance Performances by Chicago's Raunchiest ****** and Hoes

Grooves by: Eric Lab Rat, DJ Demchuk, Alexander Bassett, & Protman

This is a benefit to raise funds for Sex Workers Outreach Project-Chicago[/QUOTE]

This may not be the appropriate place but I need to vent.

OK Lets all chime in with our pet iritations about CL girls.

1.. Petite does NOT mean 5'4" or less. Petite means thin OK thin. If you are 5'4" and weight 150 pounds you are NOT petite!!!

2. Black is beautiful but black does NOT equal asian. OK! If your not asian or don't even look close to asian, don't advertise under asian. Got it.

3. If you screwing only god knows how many guys a day, don't tell me you don't need lube. "Lubricunt" is good for many reasons, you don't get as sore, the rubber is less likely to break and it feels better for me too.

4. Never ever never give a lap dance with the string to your tampon hanging out. Enough said.

5. How come every hooker wants to know if I'm married, who cares and is it going to change the service? Are we going to start dating if I'm not!!!!

6. If you are so paranoid you need know my full name, where I work, and what kind of car I drive then Dennies can always use another waitress.

7. Please enough already, I don't need to hear how big my dick is. OK. I know how I measure up, please don't patrinize me. Tell me I have nice eyes or a muscular butt, cutt the penis is huge line.

8. (insert your rant here)

MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO

Or is that Re-Posted? Traveler One posted these yesterday. You two must be thinking alike. BTW, Dent I was LOL reading your report.


Traveler One
Senior Member
Reports: 98

Things I hate in a CL AD
1. No rates.
2. Not a clear picture. Sometimes you can't tell if the girl is black or white.
3. No picture.
4. No round about location.
5. Send a picture. (Yeah right.)
6. Have a reference. (Like a former co-worker?)
7. Lot's of rules.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Or is that Re-Posted? Traveler One posted these yesterday. You two must be thinking alike. BTW, Dent I was LOL reading your report.


Traveler One
Senior Member
Reports: 98

Things I hate in a CL AD
1. No rates.
2. Not a clear picture. Sometimes you can't tell if the girl is black or white.
3. No picture.
4. No round about location.
5. Send a picture. (Yeah right.)
6. Have a reference. (Like a former co-worker?)
7. Lot's of rules.[/QUOTE]

The one that always gets me is when they post a picture, then point out that it's an "actual photograph." No shit, of course it's an actual photograph! It ain't Etch-a-Sketch. But is the "actual photograph" a photograph of the one posting the ad, and if so, was it taken twenty years ago?

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]The one that always gets me is when they post a picture, then point out that it's an "actual photograph." No shit, of course it's an actual photograph! It ain't Etch-a-Sketch. But is the "actual photograph" a photograph of the one posting the ad, and if so, was it taken twenty years ago?[/QUOTE]Or the 100% me or its free pic is a close up shot of someone bent over or a gynological exam shot!! Like we can use that for identification purposes.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]The one that always gets me is when they post a picture, then point out that it's an "actual photograph." No shit, of course it's an actual photograph! It ain't Etch-a-Sketch. But is the "actual photograph" a photograph of the one posting the ad, and if so, was it taken twenty years ago?[/QUOTE]

I can relate to that!! Nalani has been advertising herself on CL as a 21 year old with actual photos. No way was she 21, closer to 30, and no way, if of her, were the photos taken in the recent past. Ok service but not as advertised and not worth her asking donation. I would not repeat.

Thanks SgtPerv checking them out right now. And let's all thank Latinoguy for that info. Sorry if you got jacked dude, that blows and that chick and that dude will get what's coming to 'em. Bastards.

60's-sex-art-russ-meyer-dance-freak-out 2007-12-15
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15th @ 10pm

QUOTE=Coolouforever]So what is this a club or something? Is sex or nudity going to take place? Please be more specific.

3343 N. Clark Street

Oh yeah, sex is definitely going to take place at 3300 N. Clark

Have you ever bit a pillow?