Strip Club Reports

Hey guys,

So I'm a newbie here and have never been to a strip club. Do any of you know of a good place where I can get a HJ with a lap dance and how would I go about asking the stripper for one?

[QUOTE=Gookster]Hey guys,

So I'm a newbie here and have never been to a strip club. Do any of you know of a good place where I can get a HJ with a lap dance and how would I go about asking the stripper for one?[/QUOTE]

The easiest I know is go to DVCOI make sure it is day shift and you don't have to do much of anything. When you are getting your lap about 3 out of 5 girls will ask you if you want a naughty dance or a special dance or something like that just say yes. She will then try to negotiate a tip a .2 or a .4 will usually get you a HJ. I know it is not in the OC but a bit of a drive is worth it , no drink hassle and you don't have to worry about bouncers or cameras.

Just go to the bird and once they grab your crotch, then game on! It ain't that hard; they're hookers first and dancers second.[QUOTE=Gookster]Hey guys,

So I'm a newbie here and have never been to a strip club. Do any of you know of a good place where I can get a HJ with a lap dance and how would I go about asking the stripper for one?[/QUOTE]

They do have cameras at DVCOI if I'm not mistaken. My interpetation of this is it's primarily for the club's protection in the event there is some type of incident occuring between a dancer and patron. Never heard of a dancer being fired for conduct caught on video. Of course this doesn't mean it hasn't happened or will not occur in the future.

[QUOTE=HugoTheMan]The easiest I know is go to DVCOI make sure it is day shift and you don't have to do much of anything. When you are getting your lap about 3 out of 5 girls will ask you if you want a naughty dance or a special dance or something like that just say yes. She will then try to negotiate a tip a .2 or a .4 will usually get you a HJ. I know it is not in the OC but a bit of a drive is worth it , no drink hassle and you don't have to worry about bouncers or cameras.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Just go to the bird and once they grab your crotch, then game on! It ain't that hard; they're hookers first and dancers second.[/QUOTE]That's so true B! I went there last Friday. I got my weak drink aka strawberry ice tea and waited for the girls to come by. Most of them decided to sit among themselves in packs of three and twos. I guess they didn't need the money so the only one that came to me, was Mae, a busty light skinned black girl that has a cute asian look to her. Started with a few small talk and before I knew it she grabbed my cock and massaged it.

Asked me if I wanted to get comfortable in the VIP section for $150 which I laughed at her and explained I could do the same deed at a aamp for $80-$120 for 30 mins instead of the six short songs. IMO I'm not a "minute man" I can't cum that fast in 6 songs let along the short short versions of these songs.

It a ok club, it depends on the days you go and time of day. I think I'll pass on this place and check out the hawaii place off the 60 fwy next time. BTW I'm stilll fond of "Fritzs" even though it's a topless place but at least they serve alcohol and has two cute asian girls there that I personal know ;)

I'm done with my ranting haha :)

Visited the Bird tonight. I was hoping to see a particular dancer – but she was not working.

About the lady drinks… each of the ladies are expected to get seven drinks sold during the night shift. (I think the quota is lower during the day shift.) Some of the girls may ask you to buy them a drink – but from my experience, most don’t. When the waitress asks if you’d like to buy the lady a drink, she trying to help the girl make she quota, so the dancer doesn’t have to ask. If the waitress really helps the dancer get the drinks sold, the dancer will probably give the waitress a more generous tip out. After all, if the girl doesn’t sell her quota of drinks, the house charges her $10 for each drink not sold. (Management in this place is wonderful, ain’t it?)

I only mention this because some of us find the whole exercise annoying. As for me, some dancers are all about the dance. But some dancers will just hang out with you and chat. If the girl spends 30min, I’ll buy them a "large" drink ($20 -- which counts as two single drinks) to compensate them for their time and being cool.

DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?

[QUOTE=Gookster]DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?[/QUOTE]If you read the forum, it's pretty apparent, and it's been spelled out several times.

Full nude strip clubs serve no alcohol. Topless-only strip clubs serve alcohol. You don't have to order alcohol at a topless-only club; you can order a coke or something.

[QUOTE=Gookster]DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?[/QUOTE]

Seriously, the answer to one of your questions is 5 posts before your whining post about being a newbie. RTFF!!!

By the way, have you ever been to a bar that does not serve non-alcoholic beverages? I have been to bars that do not serve alcohol but never to a bar that does not serve non-alcoholic drinks!

[QUOTE=Gookster]DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?[/QUOTE]The bird---Flamingo theatre.

DVCOI-- deja vu city of industry.

Both are non-alcoholic, full nude.

[QUOTE=Lerrena]Seriously, the answer to one of your questions is 5 posts before your whining post about being a newbie. RTFF!!!

By the way, have you ever been to a bar that does not serve non-alcoholic beverages? I have been to bars that do not serve alcohol but never to a bar that does not serve non-alcoholic drinks![/QUOTE]You know, in the time it took to type that, you could have just answered his questions.

[QUOTE=Gookster]DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?[/QUOTE]I would recommend going to DVCOI first even though its not in Orange County and a bit of a drive depending on where you live. The drink hustle at the Bird is really bad especially in comparison to the other strip clubs I've been to and can be really annoying. The main problem with DVCOI though is that if you go when its really busy its difficult to find a spot to sit.

[QUOTE=Combat Tank]I would recommend going to DVCOI first even though its not in Orange County and a bit of a drive depending on where you live. The drink hustle at the Bird is really bad especially in comparison to the other strip clubs I've been to and can be really annoying. The main problem with DVCOI though is that if you go when its really busy its difficult to find a spot to sit.[/QUOTE]I think I'm gonna go tomorrow around noon.

[QUOTE=Combat Tank]I would recommend going to DVCOI first even though its not in Orange County and a bit of a drive depending on where you live. The drink hustle at the Bird is really bad especially in comparison to the other strip clubs I've been to and can be really annoying. The main problem with DVCOI though is that if you go when its really busy its difficult to find a spot to sit.[/QUOTE]

Remember the best time to go to DVCOI is in the daytime. Then you do not have to worry about finding a spot to sit. Also I have never had any extras negotiated after 6 p.m. where it seems to be quite common during day shift.

Remember no tank shirts.

But shorts are ok no problem.