Odd But Othewise Okay Saturday Cruise Report
I started my Saturday journey at about midnight by taking the Rainier Ave S exit and heading north through the Central District. I like to go through this area once in a while becuase you can find some good low-key neighborhood girls out to make some Christmas money. While in the neighborhood, I spotted a tall BSW, good-looker, tight black stretch pants and very clean. I pulled over, she got in and immediately she started talking gibberish and gesturing wildly. I asked for her name, she told me it was Tiffany and said, "want to see my ID?".
Wow - sure I do.
She quickly flashed a blue ID card with her photo on it, her first name Tiffany and a last name that I do not remember. At the top of the card read "INMATE"...evidently she is/had been admitted to a psych facility somewhere which conveniently explained the wild gesturing and odd talk. I didn't get the name of the facility because it was a quick flash, but "INMATE" sure did stand out in all caps. I decided to dump her and it was interesting getting her out of the car. Part of the reason I go out cruising is because of the pure oddball comedy that sometimes develops - this was one of those times. Someday, i'll write a script.
Forward to Hostess.
Landed on Dexter and not much out, saw some of the same hot girls who continually refuse to get in my car and so I parked and waited. A few weeks back Amber told me that these girls don't think I have money based on the car that I drive. I hate cars, I think they are the worst investment that one can make and I will NEVER spend $$$$ on one just to look good. If I could get away with not having that pain in the ass deathtrap, believe me I would never own a car again. A lot of girls tell me that there are a high number of doctors, dentists, sports figures and executives out cruising the strolls. Even with so many professionals out cruising, I almost never see high-end vehicles out there other than the occassional SUV, so I decided to park and watch how many cars these girls actually get into.
Within about 15 minutes, I counted 7 vehicles pull over for these girls and they wouldn't move. Finally, a Hummer came through and one of them got in. Amber, meanwhile, is into any car that pulls over she tells me that she routinely makes $1200 or more on the saturday Hostess stroll. So either these guys in high-end vehicles are paying $$$$$$$$$$$$$ or these girls are delusional (and stupid).
I decided to move over to the corner of Thomas/Dexter and watch for girls. Shortly thereafter, I saw two police cars slowly roll through the area to watch for illegal action. As I was sitting there, I noticed a shady-looking dude standing near the corner behind me and then a heavy-set woman approached my driver's side window and asked me what time it was. I showed her the time on my cell phone and then she asked me for a ride while glancing back at the dude behind me. I told her no, and that the police just now rolled through the area and it doesn't look good with her standing outside my window. She didn't understand - "what would the police be looking for?". I reached to start the vehicle and realized that I had dropped my key somewhere when she approached me - now i'm stuck. I told her that I'm walking to the Christmas party down the street and am only here to park. Again, she looks back at the dude on the corner and she asks me for a dollar. I blew my top - "will you just get the fuck out of here???". I could see from her expression that I bit into her hard, but I really didn't need some lady standing outside my window in an area known for prostitution asking me questions - especially since the police were in the area. I'm frantically searching for my key, and I don't want to exit the vehicle. Again, all part of the oddball comedy.
I spent probably two hours without picking anyone up down there. I finally spotted a blonde named Stephanie and so I picked her up. She immediatly opened with "so, what do you do for a living?". Didn't like that question - she will instantly up the $$$$ once she hears what I do for work. I told her that I didn't work, then smiled and asked "what about you?". She said, "guess we're both unemployed". She wanted $100 for sex and $60 for BJ but I just didn't get the vide so I brought her back.
Mellow in AAA but saw some nice looking BSWs. I think I spotted Peaches and her crew - they won't get in my car, either, and then I watched some pimp dude get out of a car and start yelling at the top of his lungs at one of the girls, getting in her face and creating a huge ruckus. Girls scattered everywhere and I tried to pick up a SMOKING HOT BSW with a skirt that barely covered her ass who was desperately trying to get out of the area. Finally as I was leaving AAA I picked up Erica - BSW, 5' 8'', thin and nice with budding A cups.
Erica works as a dietary aide during the week so she told me she doesn't come out much and only on Saturdays. She was very nice - mellow, actually. She did good covered BJ and had somewhat enthusiastic doggy style but didn't help much in the "move-with-me" department. Doesn't allow any digital play down south. After I popped, she gave me her number and told me to call her as she wants to have repeat customers. She'll charge $200/hour with a $40 charge if you want to give her oral...I can find all-inclusive for less. Nice gal, not sure i'll repeat but it will be hard to stay away from that body if I see her.
After dropping her off, I ran into Ms. Monica and she asked for a ride over to Hostess which I happily obliged. On my way out toward home, I pulled up to the stop sign on Thomas and I heard someone yell, "you've been out here all night and you ain't had yourself no DATE yet?". I looked across the street to see a shorter BSW in tight orange shorts (I can't call them hot pants) smiling at me. I asked for her name - Diamond. I told her she was too late and she walked over and gave me her phone number. We'll see. I circled up Aurora toward Mercer and decided to check Denny Park one more time...i'm always hoping to run into Brenda. While on 9th I heard a female voice yell "HEY!" and I turned and saw a HOT BSW in white 'ho gear just outside my passenger window. She opened the door and said, "it's me - Denali!" I did not recognize her at all. "I'm pulling my car around because I'm with some other girls - follow me and we'll talk".
Turned out, she needed some computer help with her laptop and wanted to know how she could design her own website. She didn't know what HTML was so there was simply no way to explain it, i'm not into trades or working with SWs for various reasons so I gave her some info on GIMP and WYSIWYG programs, wished her luck and left it at that. Plus, i'm not a web designer - I realize all of the freebies I might get if I was, but alas I am not. I don't really want to be THAT entwined with hookers, anyway. Then I got a nice BJ and missionary in the backseat for $.