Massage Parlor Reports

So last week I was looking for a Kimberly type massage provider. I found this one on RR and went for it. I scheduled an appointment via phone call. All other communication was through text messages. As appointment time drew nearer she was delayed. She did give me updates, but was almost 30 minutes late. Finally arrives at her incall location which is a decent townhome in a okay neighborhood. Once inside we went upstairs to a room with a queen size bed. She tried to tell me she had an actual massage table, but the legs were wobbly because of a large client. I wasn't buying it, but oh well I'm already here. So she told me she offered 2 types of massage 1 hr reg for $ . 60 and nuru for $$. So I splurged and went for the nuru. We both stripped down and I got on the bed face down. She began the nuru by putting oil (like baby oil) and mixed it with lotion. It got the job done, but wasn't nuru gel. She rubbed her body over mine with no teasing. At one point she asked about any sore areas. I mentioned my right shoulder bothering me and she had me place my right arm behind my back. When I did this my hand was in perfect position to finger the kitty! So I tried and she moved away and said no! I triend some flirting with her and offered to give the kitty some kisses, but she told me she had a wife for that. Throughout the entire massage she wouldn't shut the F at #k up. I swear blood was coming out of my ears from all the constant talking. Finally we get to the flip and she goes right to taking care of junior. She had a terrible technique. It was like a jack hammer! Finally I said a finished and got the hell out of there very dissapointed. Final note she said her oil lotion mixture was orderless. Bullshit! I smelled like a stripper had exploded all over me. Take a pass on this one guys. Oh and the pic on her ad is one that makes her look much better then in person.

Be safe out there guys!

BM2000.

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Hit up AMP recently and got Lisa. Been a while since I've been there. There's a new latino barbershop nextdoor with a lot foot traffic and eyes now.

Lisa greeted me rightaway with taint and ass play. She says you strong and do 2 times with no negotiation. 10 minutes later she starts a very good strong massage. Nearing my time 1 hr time she begins round 2. I'm able to get the pert B / C girls out to play. She says they're small and she's insecure. I let her know they are nice and she's happy. The girl worked up a sweat getting my second pop. She took direction well for pace and technique. Then she started to do the soft blow thing that's been happening. Once finished I had her get her phone out to translate. She was embarrassed once she understood the difference. Hopefully she socializes the difference at her AMP.

Damage. 6 and. 5 tip for the extra time and effort.

Relaxation Station near AC Moore has been closed for a couple of weeks, and the place at Hilltop is also closed now. .

[QUOTE=SwordKnight;4154811]Relaxation Station near AC Moore has been closed for a couple of weeks, and the place at Hilltop is also closed now. .[/QUOTE]Both Relaxation Palace off the Blvd have been closed for months. They were busted by VBP.

[QUOTE=MassageMark;4155403]Both Relaxation Palace off the Blvd have been closed for months. They were busted by VBP.[/QUOTE]The overall number of AMPs seem to be down from a few years ago. The shopping center the "Complete Massage" is in is for sale so I'm expecting it to be gone sooner rather than later.

Has me worried that VA Beach was turning a blind eye when the economy was struggling but as it turns around ultimately we will be talking about the "Good ole days" here soon.

[QUOTE=MassageMark;4155403]Both Relaxation Palace off the Blvd have been closed for months. They were busted by VBP.[/QUOTE]You sure it was the VBPD? Didn't see anything in the papers and that usually makes it. I have noticed several closing and the girls have told me business is slow. Maybe we hit a saturation point or people just stopped paying such high prices for sub par services?

[QUOTE=GabeMolly;4154301]Hit up AMP recently and got Lisa. Been a while since I've been there. There's a new latino barbershop nextdoor with a lot foot traffic and eyes now.

Lisa greeted me rightaway with taint and ass play. She says you strong and do 2 times with no negotiation. 10 minutes later she starts a very good strong massage. Nearing my time 1 hr time she begins round 2. I'm able to get the pert B / C girls out to play. She says they're small and she's insecure. I let her know they are nice and she's happy. The girl worked up a sweat getting my second pop. She took direction well for pace and technique. Then she started to do the soft blow thing that's been happening. Once finished I had her get her phone out to translate. She was embarrassed once she understood the difference. Hopefully she socializes the difference at her AMP.

Damage. 6 and. 5 tip for the extra time and effort.[/QUOTE]Where is this located?

[QUOTE=BruceLeroy;4158014]Where is this located?[/QUOTE]Haygood, next to Taylor's do it.

[QUOTE=LittleJohnny12;4157820]You sure it was the VBPD? Didn't see anything in the papers and that usually makes it. I have noticed several closing and the girls have told me business is slow. Maybe we hit a saturation point or people just stopped paying such high prices for sub par services?[/QUOTE]It was on Tv on the News.

[QUOTE=MassageMark;4158063]It was on Tv on the News.[/QUOTE]I saw it. Thought everything on the blvd was legit 6/4.

Thanks for this. Went there and had a similar experience.

[QUOTE=GabeMolly;4154301]Hit up AMP recently and got Lisa. Been a while since I've been there. There's a new latino barbershop nextdoor with a lot foot traffic and eyes now.

Lisa greeted me rightaway with taint and ass play. She says you strong and do 2 times with no negotiation. 10 minutes later she starts a very good strong massage. Nearing my time 1 hr time she begins round 2. I'm able to get the pert B / C girls out to play. She says they're small and she's insecure. I let her know they are nice and she's happy. The girl worked up a sweat getting my second pop. She took direction well for pace and technique. Then she started to do the soft blow thing that's been happening. Once finished I had her get her phone out to translate. She was embarrassed once she understood the difference. Hopefully she socializes the difference at her AMP.

Damage. 6 and. 5 tip for the extra time and effort.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FunkIdu;4159432]Thanks for this. Went there and had a similar experience.[/QUOTE]This is why the forum exists.

Happy to know it went well.

Stay safe!

Any recent experience here? Looking to make a trip this week sometime and haven't seen any active spots lately.

[QUOTE=ILuvBoobies;4159755]Any recent experience here? Looking to make a trip this week sometime and haven't seen any active spots lately.[/QUOTE]I would highly recommend, very attractive and enthusiastic! Massage was very good, pressure was perfect and understood English very well.

To the monger in the room next to me today at anne spa. Dude, kudos to you, I could clearly hear you getting more than a standards finish. Me and my provider where laughing but your efforts fed into my provider giving a little above standard finish. Not FS but decent BBBJ with hand finish and complete roaming to include FIV and FIA. Thanks bro! Hahaha.