You are in love with your own wit.
[QUOTE=Nightowl21;7527245]Is it really that cut and dry (ha, see what I did there) that she used to be a male? It's so damn confusing reading all of these reports that say she was and then just as many say no she wasn't. Her pictures from her site and others are pretty tempting. Every time I just about talk myself into going, I read more reports and then that door slams. Even if she is really 6 foot tall and has a voice like people describe that is probably a no go also. Just wish there was a true consensus, which you think there would be. Anyone have any definitive information? As Tone Loc said, Ain't no plans with a man! Anybody remember the song? Thanks for "ani" help (see what I did there)?[/QUOTE]I am in love with your wit too, but only half of it.
I'm older maybe your more youthful and attractive?
[QUOTE=Sphin100;7565691]Again I think we need to keep in mind this is a YMMV situation for each person. You tend to always get on here talking about what will happen the second or third time and I've actually seen some and it has happened the first time. As a matter of fact quite frankly there's not one that I haven't seen that it didn't happen the first time. So maybe it's you and the info is appreciated but we need to keep it in its proper perspective.[/QUOTE]She offered it to me she said "after at least 2 visits" because she was claiming something along the lines that her office lease is subject to termination and her office would be "referred for prosecution" LOL by her landlord if she has a reputation for happy endings! So she said once she "builds trust" and is confident "I can keep the secret" LOL she would commence L1 happy endings. Your probably right it's always a YMMV thing or maybe your more younger than me!? Or look better than me!? Etc. but my reviews are based on my experiences and not two experiences will be exactly alike!
Ella the rescue for a shit day
After spending the morning getting ghosted by lesser known providers (I may need to make a report on that), I messaged Elly in the hopes of salvaging a wasted morning. Surprisingly, she text back right away with a "yes, what time is good for you", Instead of her usual list of time slots available. I gave her a time and headed over. When I arrive I messaged her. Pro tip her incall is in a small community if you don't want to been see by her previous client, park aways from the house and then park closer when she says ok. Elly is Brazilian, attractive and petite. When I got into room, disrobed and laid face down on massage table. She provides a softer Swedish massage. Not a lot of pressure, but felt good anyway. She spends a lot of time with the thighs and glutes, which feels sensual. I tried to suggest that she rub the boys while she was doing that, but she gave me the deer in headlights look and I dropped it. On the flip, she asked if I also wanted my member to be massage. Of course I agreed. She has a good technique, rubbing the boys while she is stroking. Soon I had an explosive finish, probably from the frustration of the morning. FYI she does not like to be touched and I respect her boundaries. She helped clean me up and I was out the door with a much better outlook on the day.
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