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Good service and no funny business. BJCIM and she was open for more. Only had time for QV and it was a reasonable donation. She was very flexible about location and didn't mind taking a ride. Would repeat.
[QUOTE=BillySea;2692216]Yeah I think she would be a great screw away from her boyfriend and tell her she needs to turn the damn phone off. And not smoke like just before sex. She is pretty naive, and told me that anal scares her. None of her movies show anal. She has a timer set for 15 minutes 20 minutes 25 and 30. And like I said her boyfriend called at 5 minutes 15 minutes 20 minutes and 30 minutes. I would tell her in advance call him once tell him you're OK and then turn the damn phone off[/QUOTE]Some really disappointing reviews for Alexia Gold. She was never a clock watcher or had the boyfriend issue. A phone mid session is a real "we're done moment" unless I know up front an issue may come up and she has too. Only one with a sick baby I knew about. He must keep her on a real short lease as she doesn't answer her Twitter account of emails. Too bad. Off the list. Thanks for an honest eval Billy.
[QUOTE=HipHopAnonymou;2691924]Mates, legit and / or worth the trouble? PM if need be, as always much appreciation.
Vanna.
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I am trying to book some times with the Brazilian Isabella I emailed her and she is asking me for refer and reference I don't have any I relly love to meet this sexy MILF I can't get her ass out of my mind some one in here had a review about her ande said she was I thing she used to work for some kind of agency be for by here self.
My buddy told me of a dream he had where he met this one and fell asleep. In the dream he met back at her place and remembers giving a nice back rub where he thinks he may yave slid in sans the coat. He talks of a nice velvet like feeling. Did not last too long. The hat was found and what folllowed was an array of manuevers of the usual type. Somewhere along the transitions the hatwas misplaced but the activities kept right on. It all culminated in a spectacular display of fire works all over the back.
He kind of remebers something about $. 4 right as he woke up.
Word is that Tuesday will be the last day to have this dream.
Party on fellows.
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[QUOTE=BradentonBob;2691723]He was looking for a provider.[/QUOTE]Thank you for pointing that out. I was reading the post too fast and misunderstood. I also got a pm about this too. I'll try to read carefully the next time.
[QUOTE=BillySea;2692216]Yeah I think she would be a great screw away from her boyfriend and tell her she needs to turn the damn phone off. [/QUOTE]That's all really depressing. I really like her porn shoots, and was hoping for an after ThnxGiv treat. I'd almost rather not know the details--now I'll think of them when I see her in porn.
[QUOTE=FlbMac31;2692397]Some really disappointing reviews for Alexia Gold. She was never a clock watcher or had the boyfriend issue. A phone mid session is a real "we're done moment" unless I know up front an issue may come up and she has too. Only one with a sick baby I knew about. He must keep her on a real short lease as she doesn't answer her Twitter account of emails. Too bad. Off the list. Thanks for an honest eval Billy.[/QUOTE]This doesn't supreme me. When I saw her 2 years ago with an agency, she was dropped off at my room and it was a great connection as she loves to get worked. I saw on FB that her boyfriend looks like a total dee bag. The kind of smart ass punk with a face you want to slap sideways to get the grin off his face.
[QUOTE=InsuranceFor;2691630]After reading the review on yesterday morning I decided to have a dream of my own. In this dream I contacted her and she gave me an address after a phone call or two. Her room was at a mid level hotel nice and quiet there. Got in the room which appears she is living in. Her body is a little thicker on the bottom but it looks good on her. Her boobs are full and perky as well. Had a great season for the half hour no clock watching and did a great job all around. I would repeat the dream again, damage for falling asleep. 80 for the half.[/QUOTE]Which Gianna?
There are 2 or 3 of them that post in the Tampa area.
This ain't much of a review but I figured I should post anyway.
First off I'm an older guy and I'm comfortable with providers that are in there mid 20's or older I got to the DM incall, knocked and the door was answered by a very young looking girl dressed in a plain dress. I asked when Jada would arrive and she said she was Jada. When I say this girl looks young I don't mean she looks barely legal I mean she looks like bait for the subway guy. She even has braces. She said she was 21 and I know Alana doesn't play with that shit so I decided to give BBBJ a shot. She didn't have much skill and that couple with how young she looked just killed t for me. I talked to her for a while and she's nice she told me she's married and is looking to make extra $ on the side. I won't repeat. She's just too young for me plus the braces were a deal breaker.
[QUOTE=Cellsixida;2692767]Which Gianna?
There are 2 or 3 of them that post in the Tampa area.[/QUOTE][URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-italian-waiting-for-you-no-drama-all-night-specials/17615205[/URL]
I was with her again this morning. Had a great time.
While in the Tampa area the other day near the USF area I saw a girl that looked exactly like the real deal sexy lexi but I could have been mistaken. The only difference was she was way way thinner than she used to be. Has anyone seen her lately her phone no longer works.
Anybody know what happened to Phoenix? She hasn't had an ad up since October and I'm pretty sure it's some other girl just using her pictures.
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[QUOTE=CrapShoot;2693430]While in the Tampa area the other day near the USF area I saw a girl that looked exactly like the real deal sexy lexi but I could have been mistaken. The only difference was she was way way thinner than she used to be. Has anyone seen her lately her phone no longer works.[/QUOTE]You are going to have to be more specific. There have been like a dozen sexi lexi's over the last few months.
[QUOTE=Target2;2693560]Anybody know what happened to Phoenix? She hasn't had an ad up since October and I'm pretty sure it's some other girl just using her pictures.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/look-tig-o-bitties-kahunas-bazookas-knockers-chest-puppies-fun-bags-boobies/11041410[/URL][/QUOTE]Her Uncle knows where she is. Karma is a *****.
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This one looks like her pics but has no business posting in the escorts section. Massage and fetish only; anything else is an upsell and there is no Greek.
Outrageously wants $1. 5 for 30 minutes and $2. 5 for 60.
Unless you're a fetish fellow, forget this one.
She is posting again on BP with a new phone number: 813-447-xxxx.
[QUOTE=OldsMan;2694134]She is posting again on BP with a new phone number: 813-447-xxxx.[/QUOTE]That's the Lexi I was referring to only she looked like a 75 lb. Version. Saw her get out of someones vehicle in a shopping center near where she used to live or may still llive. Will look her back up hopefully she is not the one I saw in the parking lot.
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Got a bad feeling about this one. I spent half the evening texting with her, and she kept changing her story about when and where she was available period talk with her twice, lots of voices in the background. It looks like she has been posting around Clearwater st. Pete Tampa and Brandon since November 1st. Says she comes with the driver. Suspect possible ripoff.
[QUOTE=OldsMan;2694134]She is posting again on BP with a new phone number: 813-447-xxxx.[/QUOTE]I heard she got married. Hence the brief disappearance and new number.
On this one?
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Morning yall. Tried lookin her up on the forum, but nothing. Anyone have info? Is she real?
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[QUOTE=BadWolf11;2694842]Morning yall. Tried lookin her up on the forum, but nothing. Anyone have info? Is she real?
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-specials-visiting-_-b-l-o-n-d-e_-playful-and-professional-come-play/15714991[/URL][/QUOTE]LMFAO $80. Found this. Great looking blonde spinner ad but not the girl in the pictures. Much bigger. Not fat but you will be disappointed if you were expecting what you saw in the ads. Typical 2 call system at a mid-range motel. Lexxi is a very nice young girl and you can tell she is extremely new to the business. I will not repeat.
Called her up on Friday 2 am. Asked her for a QV rate. She quoted. 7, I countered with. 6 for FS and she agreed. Met her at RR Inn across from Fairgrounds. Place was super messy and unorganized with cig smell. She was def on something, she seemed so distracted by the TV. Couldn't keep her eyes off it. Besides that, she is fairly young, nice body and decent face. Better than her pics IMO. Gave her donation and hopped on the bed. She starts with BBBJ, avg at best. I ask for ball licking and she says no. Ok, no prob. How about CIM? She says ok. Funny how she will catch my nut, but not suck on the boys. FIV with no smell, so I covered up and hit it doggy. Finished my load in cover and cleaned up. This whole time se was still watching TV. I guess for the price of admission it was worth it. YMMV.
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Dreamt that I sampled her today. 40 roses for a qv, I'm just checking the area out before settling in on a good few.
Anyway, dreamt that I contacted her and got her location. Showed up and though the area I dreamed up was sketch, I decided I would check it out anyway.
Knocked on her door and she doesn't open the door, she flings it open. We chat for all of 30 seconds before we're both undressed. Sounded like she was on something, words were slurred and she kept laughing for no reason. Didn't do a LEO check, which struck me off and I almost bailed then and there. But she was naked so I figured what ever, and went with it. She covered junior and said everything was covered. She took me for one minute, and then told me to put junior inside. She didn't like me grabbing her legs so I could get leverage as I'm a pretty big guy, so after freaking out for a second she flipped over for k9 and I was done with her so I released my children quickly. Got dressed and exited pretty quickly.
She wasn't a clock watcher but she definitely rushed everything. Not planning on dreaming about her again.
Happy hunting yall.
Hello friends I will be visiting your area next week, I don't know much about the area except for what I saw on tv a few years back when the sherriff was busting johns and ladies, as 48 hrs. Film crew was there doing a story, caught some blonde actress- model and charged her, sheriff says beware he will catch you. So if you all can steer me in a safe direction I will be very grateful for your help and if you ever come up to TN. I will certainly return the favor. Thanks maxim v.
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So I go see her in Brandon last Wednesday day around 3 pm. I get there and I'm fully prepared for any scams.
I ask to use the restroom and when I get out, she does the LEO check. I tell her straight up, no bs drama.
She tells me the last client left his money in the car so she needs to see the donation.
I said OK but no bs, no door knocking, no bf drama.
We get prepared and lo and behold, she takes the money and goes to the wall safe.
Sure enough, knock on the door.
Now mind you, I'm between her and the door, the door frame is broken out and lock has been ripped off door.
I straight up told her, this shit ain't happening. She got scared and said she needs to answer the door. She's out the door for a few minutes.
Talking to her bf. Comes back in and says to reschedule. I said no. I open the door and there is her punk boyfriend wanting to come in. I said fuck you come back in 30. He begins to complian about it's hot outside. I said give me my money. He said he passed it off to someone else.
This is where I lost it. I literally was going to rain devastation on him but there was two girls, 2 rooms down watching.
Trust me fellas, I'm stupid enough to chuck this white trash over the 3rd floor balcony. He was scared.
I did the next best thing. I went to the office and reported that they are running a escort service.
I know where they are staying. I'd be happy to tag along for an appointment and whoop this guys ass. Let me know.
[QUOTE=NephriteJade;2693753]Her Uncle knows where she is. Karma is a *****.[/QUOTE]I was wondering what happened to Phoenix myself. She was on my list. I know she has mixed reviews, but I'm a boob man. I was hoping to spend some time with those giant Ta Tas. I take it some members here have had less than positive experiences with her?
[QUOTE=JohnnyNapalm5;2695412][URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/better-than-her-and-her/17859072[/URL]
So I go see her in Brandon last Wednesday day around 3 pm. I get there and I'm fully prepared for any scams.
I ask to use the restroom and when I get out, she does the LEO check. I tell her straight up, no bs drama.
She tells me the last client left his money in the car so she needs to see the donation.
I said OK but no bs, no door knocking, no bf drama.
We get prepared and lo and behold, she takes the money and goes to the wall safe.
Sure enough, knock on the door.
Now mind you, I'm between her and the door, the door frame is broken out and lock has been ripped off door.
I straight up told her, this shit ain't happening. She got scared and said she needs to answer the door. She's out the door for a few minutes.
Talking to her bf. Comes back in and says to reschedule. I said no. I open the door and there is her punk boyfriend wanting to come in. I said fuck you come back in 30. He begins to complian about it's hot outside. I said give me my money. He said he passed it off to someone else.
This is where I lost it. I literally was going to rain devastation on him but there was two girls, 2 rooms down watching.
Trust me fellas, I'm stupid enough to chuck this white trash over the 3rd floor balcony. He was scared.
I did the next best thing. I went to the office and reported that they are running a escort service.
I know where they are staying. I'd be happy to tag along for an appointment and whoop this guys ass. Let me know.[/QUOTE]Men at the verry least run some ads none stope on BP they are any way FYI telling the truth about this girl on how she riping people off do it as vengeance.
[QUOTE=JohnnyNapalm5;2695412][URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/better-than-her-and-her/17859072[/URL]
So I go see her in Brandon last Wednesday day around 3 pm. I get there and I'm fully prepared for any scams.
I ask to use the restroom and when I get out, she does the LEO check. I tell her straight up, no bs drama.
She tells me the last client left his money in the car so she needs to see the donation.
I said OK but no bs, no door knocking, no bf drama.
We get prepared and lo and behold, she takes the money and goes to the wall safe.
Sure enough, knock on the door.
Now mind you, I'm between her and the door, the door frame is broken out and lock has been ripped off door.
I straight up told her, this shit ain't happening. She got scared and said she needs to answer the door. She's out the door for a few minutes.
Talking to her bf. Comes back in and says to reschedule. I said no. I open the door and there is her punk boyfriend wanting to come in. I said fuck you come back in 30. He begins to complian about it's hot outside. I said give me my money. He said he passed it off to someone else.
This is where I lost it. I literally was going to rain devastation on him but there was two girls, 2 rooms down watching.
Trust me fellas, I'm stupid enough to chuck this white trash over the 3rd floor balcony. He was scared.
I did the next best thing. I went to the office and reported that they are running a escort service.
I know where they are staying. I'd be happy to tag along for an appointment and whoop this guys ass. Let me know.[/QUOTE]Are you serious? You went to see this scamming robbing duo knowing you might get robbed? From your description of events, sounds like you did you homework here looking for trouble. Lots of reports of exactly the same scene. After all that you left without your money? Hmmm. Door frame broken, lock ripped off, 3rd floor. Was it a hotel? Why din't you chuck the asshole off the balcony? Did you go there looking for a confrontation or a good time? Are you for real? TOO MANY?
[QUOTE=Riley4511;2695722]Are you serious? You went to see this scamming robbing duo knowing you might get robbed? From your description of events, sounds like you did you homework here looking for trouble. Lots of reports of exactly the same scene. After all that you left without your money? Hmmm. Door frame broken, lock ripped off, 3rd floor. Was it a hotel? Why din't you chuck the asshole off the balcony? Did you go there looking for a confrontation or a good time? Are you for real? TOO MANY?[/QUOTE]How the fuck do you get taken when you know the scam going in? It almost like he was looking for trouble. This shit going to catch up with them eventually.
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This is where I lost it. I literally was going to rain devastation on him but there was two girls, 2 rooms down watching.
Trust me fellas, I'm stupid enough to chuck this white trash over the 3rd floor balcony. He was scared.
I did the next best thing. I went to the office and reported that they are running a escort service.
I know where they are staying. I'd be happy to tag along for an appointment and whoop this guys ass. Let me know.[/QUOTE]So you are a tough guy, but scared the 2 girls watching from 2 rooms away are going to get involved? You had an opportunity to "whoop this guys ass" and you passed on it. Now you need to "tag along" with someone else as back-up?
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So I go see her in Brandon last Wednesday day around 3 pm. I get there and I'm fully prepared for any scams.
I ask to use the restroom and when I get out, she does the LEO check. I tell her straight up, no bs drama.
She tells me the last client left his money in the car so she needs to see the donation.
I said OK but no bs, no door knocking, no bf drama.
We get prepared and lo and behold, she takes the money and goes to the wall safe.
Sure enough, knock on the door.
Now mind you, I'm between her and the door, the door frame is broken out and lock has been ripped off door.
I straight up told her, this shit ain't happening. She got scared and said she needs to answer the door. She's out the door for a few minutes.
Talking to her bf. Comes back in and says to reschedule. I said no. I open the door and there is her punk boyfriend wanting to come in. I said fuck you come back in 30. He begins to complian about it's hot outside. I said give me my money. He said he passed it off to someone else.
This is where I lost it. I literally was going to rain devastation on him but there was two girls, 2 rooms down watching.
Trust me fellas, I'm stupid enough to chuck this white trash over the 3rd floor balcony. He was scared.
I did the next best thing. I went to the office and reported that they are running a escort service.
I know where they are staying. I'd be happy to tag along for an appointment and whoop this guys ass. Let me know.[/QUOTE][URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-red-hair-blue-eyed-ashley-a-cuban-goddess-available-now/16476745[/URL]
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Since you know the game you will be just fine!
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So I go see her in Brandon last Wednesday day around 3 pm. I get there and I'm fully prepared for any scams.
I ask to use the restroom and when I get out, she does the LEO check. I tell her straight up, no bs drama.
She tells me the last client left his money in the car so she needs to see the donation.
I said OK but no bs, no door knocking, no bf drama.
We get prepared and lo and behold, she takes the money and goes to the wall safe.
Sure enough, knock on the door.
Now mind you, I'm between her and the door, the door frame is broken out and lock has been ripped off door.
I straight up told her, this shit ain't happening. She got scared and said she needs to answer the door. She's out the door for a few minutes.
Talking to her bf. Comes back in and says to reschedule. I said no. I open the door and there is her punk boyfriend wanting to come in. I said fuck you come back in 30. He begins to complian about it's hot outside. I said give me my money. He said he passed it off to someone else.
This is where I lost it. I literally was going to rain devastation on him but there was two girls, 2 rooms down watching.
Trust me fellas, I'm stupid enough to chuck this white trash over the 3rd floor balcony. He was scared.
I did the next best thing. I went to the office and reported that they are running a escort service.
I know where they are staying. I'd be happy to tag along for an appointment and whoop this guys ass. Let me know.[/QUOTE]Some of this just does not make sense. I will not repeat others' previous comments. But I will say some things do not add up. As to raining fire and brimstone down on another person, discretion needs to come first. With two people watching no need to get LEO involved, they could all be together and then you have four statements against your word. You would go down at that point. Not worth it. I prefer the way you handled it or possibly a return visit with the double team no witnesses and maybe a baseball bat. Just one mongers opinion.
[QUOTE=Mich4823;2695861]Some of this just does not make sense. I will not repeat others' previous comments. But I will say some things do not add up. As to raining fire and brimstone down on another person, discretion needs to come first. With two people watching no need to get LEO involved, they could all be together and then you have four statements against your word. You would go down at that point. Not worth it. I prefer the way you handled it or possibly a return visit with the double team no witnesses and maybe a baseball bat. Just one mongers opinion.[/QUOTE]"I ask to use the restroom and when I get out, she does the LEO check. I tell her straight up, no bs drama".
So when does a provider allow a bathroom visit before checking LEO. I guess she's stupid!
"We get prepared and lo and behold, she takes the money and goes to the wall safe. ".
So was this a 3-4* hotel. A wall safe?
"Sure enough, knock on the door".
Sounds like it was expected!
"I did the next best thing. I went to the office and reported that they are running a escort service".
And. What did the office do? Are they still operating out of the same hotel?
Why didn't you quitly and calmly go back into the room make the ***** open the WALL SAFE get your money and leave, since they were so scared of you.
So who's ready for a dbl team bashing? These shits needs to gone!
[QUOTE=Tampa30;2689524]Has anyone sampled this new one? She works with Jada, who I've tried to schedule with several times but never reached (or received a call back). [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/to-hot-to-handle-real-pleaser-80-special/17706913[/URL].[/QUOTE]Took one for the team last week and checked out Hanna, a new poster on BP who claims to be "To Hot to Handle". I got all hot and bothered eyeing those hot thighs in her posted pics, but took a couple attempts before connecting from her Google phone. Directions were a little confusing (she shares an apartment in a gated apartment complex, but no guard) but finally got inside to find a VERY enthusiastic Hanna.
She is tall and lithe and has beautiful LONG brown hair down to her butt. She led me to her bedroom (which has large poster prints of her friend Jada on the walls) and those introductory LFK's turned quickly to DFK's. She likes to play; so do I! I found that nuzzling her neck and earlobes got positive responses as my hands roams along her smooth curves. Her be-cups do have a slight sag to them (along with some loose baby skin) but her nips are nipplicious.
She pushed me back onto the bed so she could introduce herself to Mr. Happy and found that she has quite a talented tongue, so much so that since I didn't want to end in her mouth, I pulled her back up to remind her that two can play this game. Licking from her ears to her breasts and down past her belly button I found that those thighs were just as pictured and her honey pot just as sweet as I hoped for. She was VERY responsive and helped herself to her own breast massage while I licked her silly.
When she couldn't take another orgasm, I reached from my pants pocket to pull out a party favor. She told me she loves doggy-style so as a gentleman I stood up at the edge of her bed as she wiggled her ass against me. She REALLY loves it, as her hands gripped the comforter and she moaned with approval. I moved around as her body writhed in delight.
Stopping to try and change positions she asked how long was I staying? Ooops. She had never asked; I honestly admitted that I was only there for the half-hour and since we had already been together for going on 40+ minutes I stopped and we both got dressed.
Her enthusiasm IS contagious and she is focused on YOUR pleasure and I do plan on seeing her again. Just so long as you don't expect a 22 year old (more likely 32) just hang on and enjoy the ride.
[QUOTE=Riley4511;2695898]"I ask to use the restroom and when I get out, she does the LEO check. I tell her straight up, no bs drama".
So when does a provider allow a bathroom visit before checking LEO. I guess she's stupid!
"We get prepared and lo and behold, she takes the money and goes to the wall safe. ".
So was this a 3-4* hotel. A wall safe?
"Sure enough, knock on the door".
Sounds like it was expected!
"I did the next best thing. I went to the office and reported that they are running a escort service".
And. What did the office do? Are they still operating out of the same hotel?
Why didn't you quitly and calmly go back into the room make the ***** open the WALL SAFE get your money and leave, since they were so scared of you.
So who's ready for a dbl team bashing? These shits needs to gone![/QUOTE]I have " checked" the bathroom many times before paying. Not sure that's a big deal. I don't get the wall safe deal. Typically these shithole they stay in don't have that and if she put it in safe, how she get it open so quick. I wouldn't advocate a beatdown, not worth the trouble even though it's deserved. I would suggest pounding the dog an "slip" in her ass balls deep "accidentally if you even got as far as actual sex.