Massage Parlor Reports

Just back from a trip and did not have the energy for Joey. She is an energizer bunny.

[QUOTE=Gibs789;7450506]Rockstar indeed. I suggest "Joey: Living Legend" as the first episode of "The Doggy Files".[/QUOTE]

Crystal is only 10 minutes from my house and I enjoy supporting the local gals, but tonight was terrible. I've visited 10 or 12 times and usually draw Cindy. She's solid and has some good reviews on here. Tonight, I drew CiCi. Went to the room, gave her the donation and got on the table. Decent massage and some good teasing prior to the flip. On the flip, she didn't disrobe at all. I figured she may be on her period, so I'll settle for head and call it a day. Shen then asked if I wanted a HJ. I said no, I wanted a BJ. The look on her face was as if she just learned someone died. She pulled out a cover (which I hate) but I rolled with it. Mediocre BJ skills. After 30 seconds or so, she stopped and asked if I wanted a no-condom BJ. I said yes, no condom. She then said that would cost me an additional $50. I said no, she then started to argue with me. At that point I was ready to leave, got off the table, pulled off the cover and grabbed my underwear. She didn't expect that at all, grabbed me and started saying sorry, don't go over and over again. I lay back down and she started to give me head again. I would like you to imagine that this was the equivalent of a dead fish handshake. Yep. A dead fish blowjob. I stopped her after about a minute and just told her to give me a handy. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I've seen prior reviews of CiCi at Crystal and they seem good. Cindy is always great and MiMi is a solid performer as well. Maybe it was an off-night? Maybe it was someone using CiCi's name? I don't know. In any event, they are off the rotation for a while. I'd rather make the longer drive to Shanghai and get the consistent great service there. FML.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7451377]Just back from a trip and did not have the energy for Joey. She is an energizer bunny.[/QUOTE]I love this! It's like a new standard of measure: Up-to-Joey vs sub-Joey. "Are you feeling up to Joey today?" "Nah, I'm a little jet lagged. Sort of sub-Joey. ".

It feels like a good percentage of my life has been spent sub-Joey. Every once in a while I reach up-to-Joey and I really need to make good.

[QUOTE=Gibs789;7451500]I love this! It's like a new standard of measure: Up-to-Joey vs sub-Joey. "Are you feeling up to Joey today?" "Nah, I'm a little jet lagged. Sort of sub-Joey. ".[/QUOTE]

Going to try asking again. Are there any good AMP's in downtown Seattle?

Hey Folks. Going to be in the Renton area for work soon. I know its underwhelming for some of you considering how interesting the scene is out here. I've gone back 50-60 pages or so and couldn't find much. Can anyone recommend the best actual massage + L1? Don't mind driving a bit but would be great to really get a good massage. Don't mind mature providers as long as their good at what they do. (Including the extras) appreciate the guidance. Happy Hunting!

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7451516]It feels like a good percentage of my life has been spent sub-Joey. Every once in a while I reach up-to-Joey and I really need to make good.[/QUOTE]If you actually reach "up-to-Joey" sometimes you're way ahead of me. Me with Joey is like an old guy with a Ferrari who always drives the speed limit.

Best massage of my life (and that is saying something) and she just does massage and L1. 320th and Pac hwy. Fucking beautiful too. Your welcome.

[QUOTE=Azdesi;7451716]Hey Folks. Going to be in the Renton area for work soon. I know its underwhelming for some of you considering how interesting the scene is out here. I've gone back 50-60 pages or so and couldn't find much. Can anyone recommend the best actual massage + L1? Don't mind driving a bit but would be great to really get a good massage. Don't mind mature providers as long as their good at what they do. (Including the extras) appreciate the guidance. Happy Hunting![/QUOTE]

I needed that GFE so I went back and Sindy delivered bigly. I called ahead and when I arrived, she greeted me warmly with a DFK like a girlfriend I haven't seen in a long time. She continued to be sweet and affectionate on the way to the room. From the beginning to the end, the session was sensual. Her head is solid, her body is slim and her kitty is tight. She really enjoys the play. Even though I finished quickly. She wanted cuddles and kept me around even when others came. I have always enjoyed seeing her and this time around wasn't any different. She amazing, so treat her well so that she keeps coming back.

I had blue balls after my bit titty date did not want to fuck on the first date on Friday. I figured I'd close my eyes while fucking Joslyn and imagine that I am fucking my date. I pinged her to see if she was available and she was free because the shop was 'slow'. I drove to the spot and the parking lot was indeed empty. I told her to be my gf for an hour and she agreed. 30 minutes of massage and I flip. She pops out them DD puppies and my eyes lit up. She shoved them on my face and I sucked, licked and nibbled for a while. BBBJ with BLS and I told her to tit fuck me and she did. She put the hat and started CG and I was about to come. I told her to stop and we moved to DATY. New wrapper and we mish, doggie and prone bone while I grab them titties all the time. She told me that she was leaving next week so I wanted to cum on tits. She sits on table and I rip out the wrapper. Spit on her titties and put my dick between them while she squeezed them. I hold the back of her head and press it to my chest and a tit in another hand while thrusting hard. I explode with cum between her tits shooting at her jaw, tits, face and shower her with baby batter. We stay there for 2 minutes while we both gasp for air and she was covered in cum from her neck to feet. She told he she'll have to shower but she was happy and I was more than happy. I grabbed her HEAVY tits again after she cleaned herself up while my dick was between her ass cheeks and we DFK while I lightly grab her neck. She hand me the bottle of shame and I leave with a big smile on my face.

[QUOTE=AvereageQ;7451975]I needed that GFE so I went back and Sindy delivered bigly. I called ahead and when I arrived, she greeted me warmly with a DFK like a girlfriend I haven't seen in a long time. She continued to be sweet and affectionate on the way to the room. From the beginning to the end, the session was sensual. Her head is solid, her body is slim and her kitty is tight. She really enjoys the play. Even though I finished quickly. She wanted cuddles and kept me around even when others came. I have always enjoyed seeing her and this time around wasn't any different. She amazing, so treat her well so that she keeps coming back.[/QUOTE]Great summary of a typical Sindy session. Glad to hear she'll be staying on at Blue Jade through December.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7451863]Best massage of my life (and that is saying something) and she just does massage and L1. 320th and Pac hwy. Fucking beautiful too. Your welcome.[/QUOTE]Thanks Bud. Will give it a go this week.

I woke up today thinking I was up-for-Maggie and ended up with a bizarre twist and traveled all over the area, starting with Shanghai and ending up at Brisa.

Dropped by Tokyo today and had an amazing session with Yumi. Yumi is about 5'3, spinner figure with a pretty face, skinny waist, nice tight ass and all natural D cups. She's very cute, easy-going and friendly. She wore a sexy skirt that really showed off her figure. She grabbed my hand and took me inside a room. Gave her the donation upfront and told her I wanted everything. She took my donation with a smile and got to work.

Started off with a light massage with some oil to knead out the knots in my back. Strong, skilled hands. This quickly lead into some teasing and when she started to rub me with her oiled up tits, I knew we entered into the next phase! I was sitting on side of massage table, as we made out DFK all along she grabbed and stroked my hard cock. Then got on her knees and proceeded with a great BBBJ making great eye contact the whole time. Great suction and pressure, sloppy and wet, just the way I like it. I was rock hard in no time and couldn't wait to get inside her. Cover on, we started with Mish grinding hard on her as she moaned and squeaked, loved watching her hot little ass bouncing off my pelvic bone and my balls slapping loudly against her puss. All the while watching our reflections on the big mirror, it felt like I was watching my own self-filmed porno and it was super hot. Had her then ride me CG, as she squatted on me and we pounded each other hard. Pretty soon I couldn't hold it any longer and blew into the bag.

If you like cute spinners with huge tits and a pretty face, Yumi is a fantastic choice. Overall a very fun session and she's worthy of a repeat.

I visited JM late last night looking for fun. I was torned between Alison and infamous Irene. I ended up going with Colombian bombshell Alison and I am glad I did.

After booking with the booker, I entered the building and Alison quickly welcomed me with sexy clothes. You definitely can't find her figure from Asian providers. Nice D cup top and ass to die for. Looking at her body, the worry I have for not picking Irene went away. We exchange the $ and started with nice TS. She had me face down and cleaned thoroughly before hopping on top to preview her nice figure by sliding up and down. I can feel her pencil sharp and! Pple and nice curved body. It was such a treat. Once flipped she gave me nice preview by gliding my d!ck along the ass line, telling me more things to come.

After the nice preview, we head back to the room which I opted for massage first. Let me tell you girl can massage. Probably the best massage I had from AMP. I was so relaxed that I ended up farting when she was massaging, which she laughed it off. I love her personality. After she got me worn out from the massage we proceeded with main course.

She started nicely with BBBJ which she hinted me to look at the side mirror. What a sight! Girl can lick like it's a popsicle. Also her JLO like butt is something you cannot not see from the side view. What a sexy being! My boy is ready to March, so she put on the cover and came on top for CG. Her ass and tits bouncing up and down is a sight to see. Side mirror view was "chef's kiss". Then, we switched to RCG where you can see her butt jiggle going up and down.

We switched multiple positions after until I finished the deed in the bag. She cleaned me off with hot towel and gave me rest of the massage before we ended the night. While I was getting undressed, she joked about my "relaxed" moment and we both laugh it off. I love her personality and massage. Of course her body is A+++++. She leaves at end of month. So do yourself a favor and go see her!

Along with everything else Shana about as pleasant a person as you will ever meet.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7451863]Best massage of my life (and that is saying something) and she just does massage and L1. 320th and Pac hwy. Fucking beautiful too. Your welcome.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Azdesi;7452102]Thanks Bud. Will give it a go this week.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it can't be easy juggling all the flakes, no shows, tardies, etc. I think they do a pretty good overall now, all things considered. They also do a nice job being responsive to feedback (see the swift disappearing acts of Abby and Linda). They have a balancing act to do there too, since the girls are independent contractors if they get a reputation for being too tough it could hurt future recruiting.

[QUOTE=CSnow;7451143]Her table shower is great as well with nice body slide.

She is very concerned now if you come in to see her without an appointment to avoid exactly such fuckups. I came in to see her last time (4th time repeating) last minute, texted Coco who confirmed she is available right now, but Coco was out shopping and there was communication disconnect. Irene was so concerned that I came in without an appointment that I ended up just leaving. Coco explained it was communication disconnect because she (Coco) wasn't physically in the shop. This isn't meant to be a negative comment about them, quite the opposite- they are so concerned about not honoring someone else's appointment that they would rather not take a walk in without an appointment for a popular girl even though I've seen her 3 times already. Also to be clear, Irene didn't tell me to leave but she kept asking why didn't I have an appointment this time and please make an appointment next time, but was going to take it. I didn't want to worry her and left.

At the same time they get screwed by assholes not showing up or making an appointment, looking at the girl and leaving. The time before, after I did see Irene, I was walking out as another dude was walking in, so Coco had me duck in into her "office ". I heard the guy walk in, say he had an appointment with Irene, go in the room with her, and then leave immediately with an excuse of "I forgot the money in the car". Coco texted him it was inconsiderate to do that. He texted her back that she switched the girl and gave him dirty Mexican woman instead. He would rather fuck his sister. And that the place smelled like shit.

I mean if the dude wants to fuck his sister, nobody can fix that, LOL, but what a fucking asshole. Coco said something like that happens daily, someone books Irene and doesn't show up or shows up and makes.

Trouble.

Coco is the mamasan and the scheduler for those that don't know. Not sure if she's the owner. She's another one that's really friendly and kinda hot herself, LOL. I really feel for her, she seems like a really nice person.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Manager9;7452018]I had blue balls after my bit titty date did not want to fuck on the first date on Friday. I figured I'd close my eyes while fucking Joslyn and imagine that I am fucking my date. I pinged her to see if she was available and she was free because the shop was 'slow'. I drove to the spot and the parking lot was indeed empty. I told her to be my gf for an hour and she agreed. 30 minutes of massage and I flip. She pops out them DD puppies and my eyes lit up. She shoved them on my face and I sucked, licked and nibbled for a while. BBBJ with BLS and I told her to tit fuck me and she did. She put the hat and started CG and I was about to come. I told her to stop and we moved to DATY. New wrapper and we mish, doggie and prone bone while I grab them titties all the time. She told me that she was leaving next week so I wanted to cum on tits. She sits on table and I rip out the wrapper. Spit on her titties and put my dick between them while she squeezed them. I hold the back of her head and press it to my chest and a tit in another hand while thrusting hard. I explode with cum between her tits shooting at her jaw, tits, face and shower her with baby batter. We stay there for 2 minutes while we both gasp for air and she was covered in cum from her neck to feet. She told he she'll have to shower but she was happy and I was more than happy. I grabbed her HEAVY tits again after she cleaned herself up while my dick was between her ass cheeks and we DFK while I lightly grab her neck. She hand me the bottle of shame and I leave with a big smile on my face.[/QUOTE]Nice report thanks, boob guy here would love to motor boat those DDs. BTW did you see the other girl, was told she's rlly young spinner type like 5'1 c cup with dirty girl vibe?

[QUOTE=IstlFun;7452713]Nice report thanks, boob guy here would love to motor boat those DDs. BTW did you see the other girl, was told she's rlly young spinner type like 5'1 c cup with dirty girl vibe?[/QUOTE]I met up with Jocelyn on Saturday evening, her tits are pretty epic and fun to play with. As for the other girl, are you talking about Kiki? When I texted Q they said Jocelyn and Kiki were the only ones working this past Saturday evening.

[QUOTE=IstlFun;7452713]Nice report thanks, boob guy here would love to motor boat those DDs. BTW did you see the other girl, was told she's rlly young spinner type like 5'1 c cup with dirty girl vibe?[/QUOTE]Yep confirmed natural DD. Motorboard them all you want but tell her to keep massage short so that you get your time with those puppies. The other girl, Kiki, is indeed a spinner with tight ass and small tits but I just couldn't resist round 2 with Jocelyn. LMK if you try Kiki before I do sometime this week. Joslyn heavy tits are just glorious if you see them in-person.

Is Joey still at blue jade or where is she now? Theres a girl at Brisa named joey is it the same one? Want to see what the rave was about.

[QUOTE=IslandS1;7452958]Is Joey still at blue jade or where is she now? Theres a girl at Brisa named joey is it the same one? Want to see what the rave was about.[/QUOTE]Just checked with MMS. Joey is still at Blue Jade.

[QUOTE=Gibs789;7452970]Just checked with MMS. Joey is still at Blue Jade.[/QUOTE]I am headed there now.

[QUOTE=Gibs789;7452970]Just checked with MMS. Joey is still at Blue Jade.[/QUOTE]Left a deposit in her throat earlier today.

BBFS was allowed. I throat fucked her a d held her head down as I shot my spunk down her throat.

Weid thing. After the rimjob and the cimws she left the room. You could hear her hawking up the jizz and clearing hed throat.

Hawk Tua!

Very Lady Like.

Hot little gymnist body.

Got to wonder what her routine is like between sessions, very clean and fresh when I saw her.

But going the extra mile over and over.

[QUOTE=Facials;7453195]Left a deposit in her throat earlier today.

BBFS was allowed. I throat fucked her a d held her head down as I shot my spunk down her throat.

Weid thing. After the rimjob and the cimws she left the room. You could hear her hawking up the jizz and clearing hed throat.

Hawk Tua!

Very Lady Like.

Hot little gymnist body.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7452137]I woke up today thinking I was up-for-Maggie and ended up with a bizarre twist and traveled all over the area, starting with Shanghai and ending up at Brisa.[/QUOTE]Wow, from Shanghai to Brisa is a trek! That's quite a journey!

I love MILFs, younger girls are sexy and fun, but if given a choice I'll always choose a woman that likes sex and knows what she is doing. To me that is almost always a MILF. This week I saw two of the very best examples in the area, extremely hot women that provide great services. Bonus: In the right circumstances I can make both orgasm and I fucking LOVE to do that.

MILF number 1 - Nana at Lotus Spa in FedWay.

Her MMS calls her "The Goddess" and its a pretty good descriptor. She is a local legend in the FedWay area, some of the hottest sex writing I have read are reviews of her on RM and here. I've said it before, one the most beautiful women I have seen at a MP or elsewhere, about 5-2, very dark shoulder length hair, and a gorgeous voluptuous figure. Full Cs and I'll quote a bear I know to say "Nana's ass is art". She has this habit of starting the session by dropping to her knees, whether you are clothed or unclothed, sitting or standing, and giving at A+ BBBJ with super eye contact. Gives a very good massage either before or after the main event (I like before to keep revving). If you are first or nearly first appointment of the day she will O with DATY and once started may go more with tongue or cock. I'm guessing big enough cocks get the job done any time of day. I have had many an intense session with Nana and this week was no different. The image in the mirrors with various positions is to die for. Its CFS with great DFK. She happens to be a delightful person too.

MILF number 2 - Sophia at Aroma Spa in the Lake City part of Seattle.

Also a known great provider in the area for years. Aroma a little UTR but Sophia headlines. Beautiful face that, like Maggie last weekend, looks even better in the heat of passion. Maybe 5-4 and another voluptuous figure with full Ds and wonderfully shaped legs and booty. She also does a high quality massage, that suddenly transforms to a naked nuru rub on your back with those massive cans. I have to say that Sophia in one of the most responsive and passionate women I have ever met (Nana too, but Sophia next level). Once she starts to orgasm she just can continue like a machine gun, its incredible fun. Once again best to start the day. I did my water trick on her in DATY and was surprised to hear "wow, you crazy no one has ever done that to me!" I just responded with a maniacal grin. She seemed very pleased and confirmed to me later she loved it. She does a violent BBBJ with BLS, and that beautiful face in the mirror in K9 or looking down in mish (CFS) does me in every time. This week she fed me after the session and while I know her less well than Nana she just seems like a cool lady.

Its been a good week. Not sure where to go from here but I'll figure something out. Nothing satisfies like a quality MILF.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7453774]I love MILFs, younger girls are sexy and fun, but if given a choice I'll always choose a woman that likes sex and knows what she is doing.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. BTW, not to imply anything, but do you pack a portable defibrillator on your outings? I need to keep mine charged just to read your posts!

Hi all,

Any suggestions for AMP down south, I tried to check back 10-20 pages couldn't locate some.

Any help is greatly appreciate it.

Hifiman.

JM. Georgetown area of Seattle.

Tokyo. Renton.

Blue Jade. Burien.

Brisa. Auburn.

QQ / Lotus / Maple. Federal Way.

[QUOTE=HifiMan;7453901]Hi all,

Any suggestions for AMP down south, I tried to check back 10-20 pages couldn't locate some.

Any help is greatly appreciate it.

Hifiman.[/QUOTE]

I've looked for JM in Georgetown area- not sure if.

It's abbreviated.

TIA.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7453944]JM. Georgetown area of Seattle.

Tokyo. Renton.

Blue Jade. Burien.

Brisa. Auburn.

QQ / Lotus / Maple. Federal Way.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Doublejay;7453970]I've looked for JM in Georgetown area- not sure if.

It's abbreviated.

TIA.[/QUOTE]Here you go: [URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-jm-massage-spa-seattle-wa-251942[/URL]#rubmaps.

Met her today, no luck getting bare, even for extra as others have reported. Otherwise she is better than adverised.

Never heard of Sindy going BBFS, she is super great though. Joey too, bare or not.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;7454813]Met her today, no luck getting bare, even for extra as others have reported. Otherwise she is better than adverised.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;7454813]Met her today, no luck getting bare, even for extra as others have reported. Otherwise she is better than adverised.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen any reports of Sindy doing BBFS. ?

[QUOTE=Manager9;7452837]Yep confirmed natural DD. Motorboard them all you want but tell her to keep massage short so that you get your time with those puppies. The other girl, Kiki, is indeed a spinner with tight ass and small tits but I just couldn't resist round 2 with Jocelyn. LMK if you try Kiki before I do sometime this week. Joslyn heavy tits are just glorious if you see them in-person.[/QUOTE]With other board donations skyrocketing, I think I'm going to take the plunge at Q. Asians aren't really my thing though, worth trying the younger Kiki or should I just roll with Jocelyn based on reviews?

[QUOTE=CornholeBi;7454875]With other board donations skyrocketing, I think I'm going to take the plunge at Q. Asians aren't really my thing though, worth trying the younger Kiki or should I just roll with Jocelyn based on reviews?[/QUOTE]According to Ana, who recently left, there's a Columbian working at H Spa, just north of Northgate Way on 5th Ave NE.

Hey folks. Thought I'd chime in on a slightly different topic. I'm restricting myself to massage w / HE fun only these days and had a bit of spare cash come around, so took the opportunity to monger both locally and overseas.

Locally, I had the pleasure of visiting Peony Spa up in Juanita, Kirkland, where for $.4 I enjoyed a genuinely great massage that left me feeling both happy and relaxed. I had completed a strenuous workout the day before and had been bottled up for a few days, so this one really hit the mark. I also visited my other go-to in North Seattle, Jasmine Spa, which is a 10 minute walk from the University District Link station and got a less skillful 1-hour massage from Lisa for $. 2, who went the extra mile and allowed some UTC touching, but the massage wasn't nearly as satisfying.

I then had the pleasure of visiting Japan, where for astonishingly low prices I enjoyed some of the best mongering of my life.

For those visiting Tokyo anytime soon, I would recommend a visit to Thai Diamond in the Ueno District. The level of customer service was outstanding, and I was spoiled by Sayuri, who gave me an excellent bona fide Thai massage with a happy ending for 12,000 JPY (80 USD at current time of writing). This is a classy joint where the HE is a wonderful extra on an already-excellent massage.

I also had the opportunity to visit Lovely Hand in Shinjuku, where I received a "C course" (all-nude HE) for 9,000 JPY from a genuine Japanese university student. There are many upgrade options available here (including BBBJ w / CIM depending on the provider) and the focus is on the interpersonal fun, with limited massage options available. I'll caution that procuring services from this shop requires you to walk to a nearby love hotel with a guide, which is less discreet than I'd personally like.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;7454813]Met her today, no luck getting bare, even for extra as others have reported. Otherwise she is better than adverised.[/QUOTE]Also never heard of Sindy doing BBFS. Probably a confusion with Joey who's also at BJ this month, and will do BBFS for extra. However, do agree that Sindy is amazing.

[QUOTE=CornholeBi;7454875]With other board donations skyrocketing, I think I'm going to take the plunge at Q. Asians aren't really my thing though, worth trying the younger Kiki or should I just roll with Jocelyn based on reviews?[/QUOTE]They are both good. You get 1 hour with 30 minutes of massage. Big tits? Jocelyn. Young and pretty? Kiki. Kiki is a spinner so you can fuck her like a toy.