Alright you warped degenerates
Just in case the midget craze of a few years ago didn't satisfy your deranged cravings, I present to you a girl with no legs!
She's calling herself Koko, but has ads in other cities with the same phone and pictures, but different names, including Aleesa.
[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town-exotic-with-no-legs-koko/21731736[/URL]
[URL]http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/708-631-4499/[/URL]
Same phone also brings up an ad for Zoey, a blonde with both her legs, so this could be a management situation, or she had a friend with her.
[URL]http://chambana.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/yes-its-sweet-zoey/25827610[/URL]
There's a review of her from the PG board, so if you're looking to take your depravity to the next level, here's your chance.
[QUOTE=VaryDer07;2784421]So I heard if you wanted to try something completely different. There is someone in the area that has no legs and has a place in Oxen hill.
Heard if you can get past the scars. She is actually not bad. Don't waste her time of you are going to be a no show or show up and leave when you see there are no legs.
For 20 times 4 a short visit can be had from what I'VE heard.
[URL]https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.whatshewilldo.com/708-631-4499/7086314499/&ved=0ahUKEwi-m9KlmN_KAhVFJR4KHc40DcQQFggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNHPc5nYbj6FDJ7iUdHmtROtJZ1-tg&sig2=qg4IIfe0UxiFgBlgmFK2YA[/URL][/QUOTE]
Getting to know the Chinese MILFs
Over the past few months I've posted a couple reports about the Chinese MILFs in the Centreville / Chantilly area. Some mongers sent PMs to query about certain details and, unfortunately, a couple mongers reported back that they were disappointed with their experience. I've thought about that for a while, mainly because I've [U]always[/U] enjoyed my sessions with these ladies, and I've concluded that two things probably contributed to some mongers' disappointment.
[INDENT][LIST]First, I guess I'm to blame for part of the disappointment because I used a term that another monger had used (MILFs). In reality, these ladies are not classic MILFs, the hot-bodied 40-something cougars that one might encounter prowling the night clubs. Instead, these ladies are more or less just early middle-aged divorced Chinese women who are trying to earn some extra money for a variety of reasons. So, my referring to them as MILFs was not the best description.[/LIST][LIST]Second - and this is important - is that these ladies aren't your typical professional provider. By professional, I mean that they aren't engaged in this for the long-term. Some might be; many are probably not. I don't know for certain, but it's an educated guess. Regardless, they are not akin to typical AMP provider, and it's in that sense that I'm saying they are not professionals. Because of that, when a customer arrives, they know that there is a basic expectation of the service. Beyond that, who knows? What I'm implying here is that, if you approach your session with these ladies as purely a business transaction (which, in the final analysis, it is), your session will probably wind up feeling like a business transaction. From our standpoint, we're paying for a session that we [U]believe[/U] should include fireworks, intelligent conversation, and maybe even a small web of exotic and erotic intrigue. But from their standpoint, they are providing a basic service to satisfy a primordial carnal need or desire. The key here to having an enjoyable, rather than disappointing, session with one of these ladies is that [U]you'll generally get from your experience what you put into it.[/U] Since these ladies are also human beings who have hopes and dreams and desires like anyone else, your best bet for an enjoyable experience depend largely on [U]your[/U] ability to engage them and try to make the session feel like more than just one more business transaction.[/LIST][/INDENT]
This second point might sound counter-intuitive, and you may be wondering or saying, "[I]Why should I have to put in any work, since I'm paying?[/I]" That's a fair question, but the fair answer is that you [U]will[/U] get what you've paid for: full service from the lady. I don't want to trivialize this, nor imply anything with this analogy, but it's like having a pet dog. If you just keep the dog in the backyard all its life and don't interact with it (aside from providing food, water, and shelter), you & your dog probably won't have a mutually memorable experience. The dog will not know what you expect, because you seldom interact with it. However, if you take time to interact with the dog, discovering its personality, and giving it a variety of experiences to enhance its existence, both you and the dog will likely bond very well.
So, if you want a better chance of having an enjoyable session with these ladies, take a moment to reflect on what would tend to make them enjoy a visit from [U]you[/U] as opposed to a visit from some other monger. Start there, and use your imagination to go further. It might not always work, but it should markedly increase the odds for you.
For me, I've had multiple visits with Lulu, Nana, and Wendy, and one visit with Judy (with whom I intend to have a follow-up visit very soon). I've enjoyed [U]every[/U] one of my sessions, and I've also found out some things about them that a "business transaction" visit would never reveal. I won't go into too much detail, but one wants to eventually have her own restaurant, one enjoys designing and making clothing, while another enjoys visiting the mountains. Big deal, you say? Perhaps, but why would they reveal such information to someone who views the session as he would a visit to the hardware store? Think about it.
Oh, and one other point: One of the ladies said to me that many of the mongers she encounters are not very kind. [U]Think about that one for a moment.[/U] That's on us, guys. That reflects poorly on us. One of the members of this board is constantly admonishing us to "[I]Always be kind to the ladies.[/I]" Apparently, his advice hasn't sunk into every monger's skull, yet. But that advice is probably [B]THE[/B] key, at least as far as sessions with the Chinese "MILFs" are concerned, to having a good time.
Finally, one caveat that I've said before: These ladies are not going to be everyone's cup of tea, Jasmine or otherwise. They don't have perfect figures, they aren't spring chickens, and they won't be the most beautiful woman you've ever laid eye upon. By the same token, they aren't Gorgons and Basilisks who will turn you to stone with a glance. They are, as before, just divorced Chinese ladies who are a bit older than the average woman in this business. When they open the door (if it's your first visit), let your expression show delight rather than disappointment. If it's a return visit, act as if you're delighted to see them again. And, if you approach the session as one in which you are going to try to make it enjoyable for both of you, and use your imagination a bit, you'll find that they will tend to open up a bit and will likely reciprocate in making the session more memorable for you, too. Some might say the price (6) is too high, especially if you also have to do some "work" yourself. However, the rejoinder is that $. 6 is nearly the same as you'll pay at a local AMP, only here you [U]will[/U] receive full service and, depending on how you approach it, have a more enjoyable time.
Just my two denarii worth; YMMV, depending. But for me, at least for the near term (and probably longer), I'm going to keep visiting, because I know that, at the end, Roman Junior is going to be limp and satisfied, my knees will be wobbly, and I'll go to sleep that night and have pleasant dreams.
- Roman.
Wise words about Gorgons and Basilisks from the Last Centurian
When I have enough posts to earn senior status, I hope I can be as eloquent as RR.
The quest continues.
JazonArgos15.
It took over 3 years, but I finally nailed the hat trick
[B]From October 2012[/B]
[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;1556421]I had a 9-month pregnant girl in August, and now a midget in September. Any leads on an amputee so I can hit the hat trick in October? LOL[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;1558034]Maybe the midget is my swan song? Preggo was the first one I mentioned, before the midget; I'm looking for that third for the hat trick. I've done at least 5-6 preggos, and most of the others. Not interested in getting boned in the ass, bottles, or fisting. After the midget, maybe I've done everything there is, without stepping over into the bizarre.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;1557265]Did anyone ever use the socket as a receptacle? I've heard of that being done.
So if there aren't any amputees around, anyone else have ideas on some new fetish I can check out for that hat trick? I've already covered lactation, hairy underarms and Eskimos, and I'm not interested in any two girls-one cup activity. Please, no suggestions involving diapers, animals, or hazards to life and limb.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;2797633]Just in case the midget craze of a few years ago didn't satisfy your deranged cravings, I present to you a girl with no legs![/QUOTE]The curiosity got to me, so I had to give her a try. Pix are real and accurate. Location was a lower end motel.
She walks the floor on her nubs, and pulls herself up onto the bed with a fair amount of agility. CBJ was very good, and CG was better than many complete-bodied girls. Mish with no legs to get in the way gives full access.
The downside was not much in the way of personal interaction, and she won't say much in conversation. As soon as I finished, she clambered to the other bed to get dressed, and was busy tapping on the phone the whole time I was cleaning up and dressing.
For 80, she delivers as promised, there's a real novelty factor, but not sure if I'd repeat. The service was good, so I might. If you want to try something way off the beaten path, I'd give her a recommendation.
[URL]https://myscarletbook.com/dc/708-829-3623/[/URL]
[URL]http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town-exotic-with-no-legs/21808435[/URL]
[URL]http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/erotic-koko-something-nobody-else-has/21627430[/URL]
K-Agencies & Screenings
Can someone advise me on the screening process with the K-Agencies? I don't suppose the Chinese condos can be used as references, could they?
