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[QUOTE=Mod Shag; 1799715]Been awhile, fellas. I don't remember the last time I partook. But it was one of those days.

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It's an unmarked MP. Really sweet girl, super petite but nice big booty, darker skin than in photos but otherwise accurate pics, maybe B cup or a slightly droopy C, so-so massage. Allowed roaming to an extent, but not under skirt. Too much attention to the legs and unimportant areas. $1 for topless Tantra, but that didn't include finish. I thought Tantra always included finish. I asked about extras and she motioned that all she does is HJ. She agreed to $.4 for it (is that the going rate these days? I forget.) but I got to speak Russian to finish. I liked her, but like I said— so-so as far as Tantra.

I don't know if I'll keep at this, though — might just prefer to pick up girls for free. I guess I just do this when I want to get off and not deal with dating, etc. But one thing I've noticed. And this sucks: most of the time I can't get hard without kissing (and that means you need a GFE). The act of kissing really gets me going. Maybe its the connection. She could be rubbing her tits all over my cock and I'm still floppy. I eventually get just hard enough to finish, but it's weird and floppy. Never fully hard and not at all like how it is when I'm having sex with a girl I'm dating, or even just a one night stand. And I'm not old — I'm 37. And I did have sex with a girl just last week and got rock hard and lasted long. But there was kissing. Does anyone else have this problem? I don't know if it's nerves, or that I need more intimacy. But then I read reports about guys who get a raging boner just from a back massage and they're ready to go. WTF? I want to do that. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Firstly,"Failure to launch" happens to everyone sooner or later, and is way, way more common than most of us realize. Not exactly the sort of thing you hear someone bragging about at the water cooler, eh? Secondly,"Vitamin V" or "Vitamin C" won't have any effect at all if you are not mentally aroused first. Neither product "gives" you an erection, they only allow erections to occur by overcoming chemical obstacles you body is creating. Sex starts and ends in the brain.

If you're not having any problems with in "girlfriend encounters", but are having occasional problems in other intimate situations, then you nailed it when you mentioned the "connection" factor. The kissing is just an element of what your head is identifying as an acceptable situation relative to what you want to get done.

Lastly, like anything else, there is the possibility of "to much of a good thing". Could be you are just trying too hard, and finding yourself in encounters with ladies who really just aren't turning you on, but you're there because you feel your "due" for a session. Try viewing the game as stress relief and not performance art. Sometimes,"less is more".

Edge

[QUOTE=MoneyT;1800955]Saw her twice now and BBBJ was def on the menu. FYI, I never asked if she offered; was just pleasantly surprised.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Might of been the bfriend I was texting LOL. You never really know in that situation.

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Anyone have any info on this latina? I'm wondering if she's part of the operation which has other locations down south.

I understand that nobody likes to give without getting. And I might need some help in the near future. So here's some info on my recent adventures. Listed in chronological order.

Alex.

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Really easy to get a hold of via phone or text but super cautious. Offers GFE but not really turned on my the body. She tries her best but wasn't all that impressed. Could have been the combination of the above, the filthy room, and / or that I had to coax her out of her clothes. But she was a sweet girl and trustworthy (left my watch in the room, she stopped me to give it back)

Kelly

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I have written reviews about Kelly in the past but anyone who is a regular knows she very flighty. The last visit she seemed to be trying to clean herself up. She also said she was pregnant. She has put on a little weight but nothing to diminish from the sexy physique the a guy like me appreciates, but I other than that I can't confirm because I don't know what to believe from her. Same GFE menu applies but trying to find a replacement since she's a bit of a haul for me and I have a problem hobbying when kids are involved (again, if it is true)

Alexus

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I used to believe that service wasn't good unless it's GFE. Alexus debunked that theory. CBJ but a Damn good one. Always at incalls that are immaculately clean and within minutes of me. Been twice so far. First time was great but before the second time I did a pregame flogging and I was able to enjoy all my favorite posts. Great view from the mirror BTW. Never once rushed me. She's a bit crass over the phone (again, super cautious) but nothing but a sweetheart once you arrive. If you only have a hondo or less, this is the girl to see. Also, way hotter in person

Umm. What's her name

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So it took me a minute to find her BP ad to get the url because for what ever reason she keeps changing her name. I had been eying Coco's / Cherry's / Pinky's / Heaven's ad for some time and after Alexus wasn't available I decided to try her out. Incall was gross, pit bull chained in the corner and about 300# of Ol' Roy piled in the bathroom. She's cute, some fluff but she won't get full naked because she's self conscious of the midriff. Everything covered. Requested hhr, she was really to be finished 10 minutes into the session. Pulled off the hat and did a manual release that she knew would end the session. Finally, while getting dressed someone banged hard on the door. Nothing came of it and she said it was her mother, but the voice was quite masculine

I have the opposite problem. Many times when I'm with a long term girl, it's harder for me to stay up. I NEVER have that problem when I go to an AMP or see an escort. Even though nothing is off limits with my steady girlfriends, I've come to the realization that the "call girl" experience really turns me on.

[QUOTE=LeadEdge; 1800995]Firstly,"Failure to launch" happens to everyone sooner or later, and is way, way more common than most of us realize. Not exactly the sort of thing you hear someone bragging about at the water cooler, eh? Secondly,"Vitamin V" or "Vitamin C" won't have any effect at all if you are not mentally aroused first. Neither product "gives" you an erection, they only allow erections to occur by overcoming chemical obstacles you body is creating. Sex starts and ends in the brain.

If you're not having any problems with in "girlfriend encounters", but are having occasional problems in other intimate situations, then you nailed it when you mentioned the "connection" factor. The kissing is just an element of what your head is identifying as an acceptable situation relative to what you want to get done.

Lastly, like anything else, there is the possibility of "to much of a good thing". Could be you are just trying too hard, and finding yourself in encounters with ladies who really just aren't turning you on, but you're there because you feel your "due" for a session. Try viewing the game as stress relief and not performance art. Sometimes,"less is more".

Edge[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Moss73;1801241]I have the opposite problem. Many times when I'm with a long term girl, it's harder for me to stay up. I NEVER have that problem when I go to an AMP or see an escort. Even though nothing is off limits with my steady girlfriends, I've come to the realization that the "call girl" experience really turns me on.[/QUOTE]You're just a thrill-seeking ****.

Enjoy,

Edge

Saw Edita again earlier today, same service as last time. She offers the massage on her bed. 15 minute massage on back was told to flip. Asked for the full hour was told she offers FS, well session lasted another 20 mins. Offers CBJ. And CFS. Would repeat because I enjoy european women. [url]http://illinois.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/european-massage-therapist/17111626[/url]

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Anyone know of ladies providing COF / CIF?

[QUOTE=ElginMonk; 1801733]Saw Edita again earlier today, same service as last time. She offers the massage on her bed. 15 minute massage on back was told to flip. Asked for the full hour was told she offers FS, well session lasted another 20 mins. Offers CBJ. And CFS. Would repeat because I enjoy european women.

[url]http://illinois.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/european-massage-therapist/17111626[/url][/QUOTE]So was the FS included with the Massage Quote?

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Seen this one last week. Thats her in the pics and she's nice enough but thats where it stood and she gives of false signals by getting close to the boys and greeting them. Maybe its a YMMV but I did the required manuevers and felt her up which she seemed to be ok with and let me feel up on her butt, muff and tits. Then on the flip all went to hell and she pretty much said she didn't do that and I'm like WTF. I even brought up how she advertises in the wrong section of BP for a massage without the standard finish. She said she doesn't like posting in therapuetic section which I think she's trying the old bait and switch. I left her no tip.

[QUOTE=LeadEdge;1800995]Firstly,"Failure to launch" happens to everyone sooner or later, and is way, way more common than most of us realize. Not exactly the sort of thing you hear someone bragging about at the water cooler, eh? Secondly,"Vitamin V" or "Vitamin C" won't have any effect at all if you are not mentally aroused first. Neither product "gives" you an erection, they only allow erections to occur by overcoming chemical obstacles you body is creating. Sex starts and ends in the brain.[/QUOTE]This is true. I'm on Levitra. You take them but they don't give you a false erection. You still have to get aroused. I can take a pill and not get an erection all day. Its not for when you can't perform because of a mental thing.

I'm on it because I am on some medication. And one of the side effects I quickly found out about is that I cannot get an erection, no matter how hard I tried. It really sucks being in your 20s and not being able to get it up. The Levitra helps. That stuff is no joke. I take a quarter of the pill and I'm the hardest I've ever been in my life. Like that comedian was talking about. 2 hours later I'm just standing there naked admiring it.

And just so my post doesn't look like SPAM, it has some side effects. I get horrible nausea. Lasts for 5-6 hours at most. Also get really bad intermittent nasal congestion.

But yeah. If you're thinking about taking these sorts of meds, you have to make sure your problem is not mental. Or this is not going to help you at all.

If you don't mind another two cents. The Boston Medical group has other treatments too. My brother was on a shot therapy program. Yep, had to stick it in the dick. Cost him 1g, but he said he was good after 1 perscription. I have hit or miss results with the pills. Too bad my insurance does not cover those pills. Good luck finding what works!

[QUOTE=Ray Ray 98; 1802664]This is true. I'm on Levitra. You take them but they don't give you a false erection. You still have to get aroused. I can take a pill and not get an erection all day. Its not for when you can't perform because of a mental thing.

I'm on it because I am on some medication. And one of the side effects I quickly found out about is that I cannot get an erection, no matter how hard I tried. It really sucks being in your 20s and not being able to get it up. The Levitra helps. That stuff is no joke. I take a quarter of the pill and I'm the hardest I've ever been in my life. Like that comedian was talking about. 2 hours later I'm just standing there naked admiring it.

And just so my post doesn't look like SPAM, it has some side effects. I get horrible nausea. Lasts for 5-6 hours at most. Also get really bad intermittent nasal congestion.

But yeah. If you're thinking about taking these sorts of meds, you have to make sure your problem is not mental. Or this is not going to help you at all.[/QUOTE]

Ouch. I read that and my little turtle ran and hid. He said " NO FUCKING WAY "

[QUOTE=Walmart2215;1802139]So was the FS included with the Massage Quote?[/QUOTE]I used to see Edita when she advertised on CL. I found her to be very mechanical after the first visit very rushed. I paid the. 8 for the massage, got 10 or 15 mins of a rub and then was told to rollover to receive a very mechanical HJ. My first visit she was totally nude and let me play with her ass and kitty. My next two visits I almost had to beg for her to get nude, only tatas were exposed for the flip. I think in other posts people mentioned she looked like Shrek. I agree but her body was nice. Still, IMHO there are much better options out there but not many. I won't see her again. But hey, to each her own. If her HJ were only. 6 with kitty and ass play, it might be worth it. But she has to change those sheets on her bed.