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[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;2476222]Just in case anyone was wondering, after perusing the BP ads yesterday, I have not retired from the hobby only to switch sides to become a provider. I know some of you guys are pretty desperate, and I AM a pretty decent looking guy, LOL, but I really don't think any of you would settle on me no matter how bad things in Indy get.

As some of you have already assumed, and to answer those en-masse who have inquired, Monica, our resident IT expert, has made the connection that Indy's hottest, most sought-after provider and I are one in the same. Some of you, both providers and hobbyists that have met me over the years might take that news w / a bit of skepticism, I'm sure. Hell, after being assured that it's "forensically impossible" that this provider and I are two separate individuals, I admit I had to do a quick biology check on myself to ensure that little TA is still there. Whew! Really would have missed the little guy, though I suppose I could never tire of playing with those incredible boobs, were they to be with me everywhere I go. I don't know how a hot woman ever gets anything done, personally.

I do have some surprising additional news from Monica as well. The good: apparently Monica has successfully fought through the legal system and made all aspects of this hobby perfectly legal going forward. No more fear of an orange bologna diet for anyone! The bad news, though, is that she wrote a qualification into the new legislation that she, as new agency owner, is the only approved provider and all fun will be done on "her terms" from now on. I'm sure none of the other providers here will be missed anyway, right? .

Please voice any and all opinions on this matter here in the forum, as opposed to PM's. I really don't want my inbox blowing up.[/QUOTE]All I care about is whether you do Greek or not. So, do you?

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;2476300]It truly was a scary moment when I wasn't sure myself. She was quite convincing in her conviction, and I did have to question everything I ever knew.[/QUOTE]I would have contacted you sooner because Ilapp just told me you had freckles. He had been keeping it a secret from me all these years because he didn't want to share. Now I find out you, are not who your were purported to be (or something like that). Oh well the search goes on but not looking for a little TA only a freckled one.

FF.

P.S. Nobody has as many freckles as Sexyred who by the way is always wanting some company with old friends.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2476321]All I care about is whether you do Greek or not. So, do you?[/QUOTE]Threesome in your future? You know you have been awfully friendly with the guys in regards to your latest posts! Is there a potential threesome in the future between you, TA2/ Gabby and Puntang Man?

FF.

P.S. And I was going to see if you wanted to try some DP with Sexyred, but now? No way Jose!

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2476321]All I care about is whether you do Greek or not. So, do you?[/QUOTE]Neither on the giving nor receiving end, to be clear, since I'm not sure where your interest lies.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;2476373]Neither on the giving nor receiving end, to be clear, since I'm not sure where your interest lies.[/QUOTE]Like "Please pass me the refrigerator" or this new one assuming this is now really you-- [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-slip-into-paradise/12418670[/URL] "TA2, I so want to fuck you (though I wish your price was more reasonable, a friends' discount maybe? ) Wow, didn't see that one coming. Now, do I have that email addy for Bruce Jenner anywhere still?

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2476401]Like "Please pass me the refrigerator" or this new one assuming this is now really you-- [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-slip-into-paradise/12418670[/URL] "TA2, I so want to fuck you (though I wish your price was more reasonable, a friends' discount maybe? ) Wow, didn't see that one coming. Now, do I have that email addy for Bruce Jenner anywhere still?[/QUOTE]I thought we cleared this up earlier? That is still not me, though Monica was so adament about her convictions, I'm sure she's still not convinced. But once again, TA2 is not available to men at any price, discounted or otherwise. Now, if there are any really hot, lonely provider-quality women out there willing to invest a donation to the TA2 Memorial Fund (established in advance of my demise to take advantage of long-term investing power) in order to spend some time with me, I'm willing to negotiate. But when I say provider-quality, most of the women on BP would not qualify. Certainly NOT Bruce Jenner, despite his interesting initials.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2476337]Threesome in your future? You know you have been awfully friendly with the guys in regards to your latest posts! Is there a potential threesome in the future between you, TA2/ Gabby and Puntang Man?

FF.

P.S. And I was going to see if you wanted to try some DP with Sexyred, but now? No way Jose![/QUOTE]Well, I almost had Puntang Man convinced to pay me for the act, like I'm a provider just like you Gabby.

Heh heh.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2476638]Well, I almost had Puntang Man convinced to pay me for the act, like I'm a provider just like you Gabby.

Heh heh.[/QUOTE]Idon't swing both ways and all the ladies in your area I can't afford and the local let me show you the money crew are doing left and right or for what they want they should be raking in the dollars and given a complete menu of delights. Like any good women they would deny it but when BEN pops his old head out and his three twin brothers It is hard for most ladies anywhere not to spread the word and say come get it baby. As a well known provider has told he and I more than once DENY DENY DENY LOL.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2476638]Well, I almost had Puntang Man convinced to pay me for the act, like I'm a provider just like you Gabby.

Heh heh.[/QUOTE]So freckle freak is a provider now too? Er, um, I mean instead? Or something like that. Does Monica know yet? Has she approved him yet, because according to her, all business is done at her will from now on. .

Does anybody have any info on Kara or Amy? Are they tru providers? Thanks!

[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/3179705327-65-incall-special/11744629[/URL]

Please don't stop!

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;2476373]Neither on the giving nor receiving end, to be clear, since I'm not sure where your interest lies.[/QUOTE]You guys are too funny!

I've been seeing a couple of Cincy ladies fairly regularly because I was not finding the Indy women to be as accommodating. Since they have either quit the busn or have become complacent, I decided to start looking at Indy ladies again. Leah is a little younger than I generally like, but I liked her pictures and gave her a call.

[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/whoa-great-legs-amazing-body-beautiful-face-what-more-could-you-ask-for/12300443[/URL]

We both had a chuckle when she told me she was visiting from Cincy. After a quit referral check, we met at her place. Pictures are her, but she is prettier in person. We had a bad start because we were both nervous, but we eventually got comfortable with each other. Leah is a GREAT kisser and is a good orator, but she refused to finish the conversation without precautions. My only regret is she was ready to see me off before the agreed time. I should have requested a 30 min session and it would have been perfect. I will see her again.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;2476490]I thought we cleared this up earlier? That is still not me, though Monica was so adament about her convictions, I'm sure she's still not convinced. But once again, TA2 is not available to men at any price, discounted or otherwise. Now, if there are any really hot, lonely provider-quality women out there willing to invest a donation to the TA2 Memorial Fund (established in advance of my demise to take advantage of long-term investing power) in order to spend some time with me, I'm willing to negotiate. But when I say provider-quality, most of the women on BP would not qualify. Certainly NOT Bruce Jenner, despite his interesting initials.[/QUOTE]Now I am getting really confused. I know Still Not Me, and he is not you, but are you saying he is you, or he is Gabby, or he did a foursome with PT, MWD and FF, , but where were we. Maybe Still Not Me is really Monica. And I must say if getting laid in Indy is only with and through Monica's approval, I owe her a huge debt of thanks lately I guess. And speaking of BJ.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;2476490]I thought we cleared this up earlier? That is still not me.[/QUOTE]Of course you aren't Stillnotme. I know this for a fact because he and I have shared beers in the past and probably in the future. He looks nothing like TA2/ G, trust me. And TA2/ G, no I am not a provider! Just ask Ilapp because he knows my preferred profession is a pimp. Damn can someone please straighten out this board. Between TA2/ G, Puntang Man, Mwdude, Ilapp, stillnotme and now BigGuyUAteMe only the largest suite at one of Indy's finest downtown hotels will accommodate this nefarious group. Monica has really screwed up by thinking all us swinging dicks are providers. Should we invite Monica to inspect the goods on each one of us? Believe me there is no way she could handle this group. The only choice, once you all have secured the suite, is to have Lacy and Sexyred join us. These are the only two providers that would make sure that no one left the suite alive!

FF.

P.S. By the way I would only provide services to freckled women. Freckled men can only watch!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2477324]Of course you aren't Stillnotme. I know this for a fact because he and I have shared beers in the past and probably in the future. He looks nothing like TA2/ G, trust me. And TA2/ G, no I am not a provider! Just ask Ilapp because he knows my preferred profession is a pimp. Damn can someone please straighten out this board. Between TA2/ G, Puntang Man, Mwdude, Ilapp, stillnotme and now BigGuyUAteMe only the largest suite at one of Indy's finest downtown hotels will accommodate this nefarious group. Monica has really screwed up by thinking all us swinging dicks are providers. Should we invite Monica to inspect the goods on each one of us? Believe me there is no way she could handle this group. The only choice, once you all have secured the suite, is to have Lacy and Sexyred join us. These are the only two providers that would make sure that no one left the suite alive!

FF.

P.S. By the way I would only provide services to freckled women. Freckled men can only watch![/QUOTE]You pimps are providers too. LOL, so are we chumps in our own way.