Oldplumper, wasnt talking about you.
[QUOTE=OldPumper; 1453080]Well, well, well Peeonboy seems you had to go an try to pull me into your pissing match with that asshole.
Asking him to call me out on some fucking inflated ego shit?
Really?
Well truth is there's no ego involved in me enjoying a nice piece of ass, and if the gal's enjoying the moment as much as me so be it because it's all included in the review details.
Most of us mongers lay down some serious coinage in the run of a years time on good and bad encounter with providers.
Therefore because this is a fucking review board, I say review any damn way you feel fit as long as your honest with your accounts of what happen in the dreams.
Any monger not ok with my review style can feel free to put me on their IGNORE list or skip over my reports, shit most of my blow for blow reports take time to sit there and read anyway as they are a bit long and full of detail LOL.
Not sure if what your saying about that monger running around asking providers about info on their experiences with mongers.
But if that's true, then who the hell does that?
This guy from the looks of his post really seems to have an issue with the size of my cock.
Why? Beats me I have no idea!
And it also seems to piss him off that gals I'm reporting and reviewing seem to enjoy their work, or at least enjoy getting fucked by me or any other monger out there willing to pay for the pleasure.
The guy sounds like the type of asshole who's not getting laid and gets frustrated at the fact that others are.
Hell maybe he's a obese beer belly bastard with a belly so big he can't even look down and find hes inch and a half hiding under all that belly?
Either way there's a clear cut solutions to his dislikes and or problem!
If he doesn't like my review details he can click on the upper left hand corner and hit the last two words in the red box and "Log The Fuck Out"
Just like radio or TV, if there's something on you don't want to hear or see it's simple.
Just change the fucking station!
I put the facts and details up for any monger to see, what you do with that info to allow you to have as great a time as I did is clearly up to you.
I'm an old fart far from a fucking Brad Pitt, therefore even though the YMMV saying does seem to stand true in some cases these gals are getting pay for play and if the connection is there fun can be had no matter how fucking big or small your cock is.
With countless PM's coming in asking me for even more details then what's out in the open forum I'm sure that asshole won't be added to my sharing list, you damn right the bridge is burned.
Thanks again for taking a shot at me an pulling me into your pissing match Peeonboy!
And thanks again for giving me the intel needed from your report to take Violet off of my repeat visit list as well.
If she swallowed every drop you had I'll be sure to avoid her now like the plague just to be safe! OP[/QUOTE]Now wait 1 minute, Oldplumper, my posts had nothing to do with you. Your reviews are far from what I was addressing over cock performance. Your reviews focuses on the girls, yeah you might have thrown in an opinion about yourself but it wasnt bigger than the review itself. I will go find the posts I was referring to with the name deleted so this doesn't blowup into further backtalk and put everyone at war with eachother. My aplogies to Oldplumper if you thought I was talking about your "cock" because I wasnt. Penisboy is just trying to put the smoke cloud up cause he just got called out on his lying BS reviews and the providers who think he has a mental problem. Looks to me he wants to be "King of the Hill" in here.
Ashley is a scam, listen up
I don't want to get in the middle of this battle between Steedaman, Pinoboy and I guess now Oldplumper, but that Ashley chick with the large hooters is a scam artist. I remember her. I saw her a few times back in the day but she was also using "Jessica" in her various ads as an alias when I saw her. Wow, this goes back like a year or so. She was an awesome girl body wise with those huge real tits. AMazing to say the least. I saw her almost once a week and I did "detect" the "gold digger" vibe quickly and I put a stop to my visits with her. The very first time we met, it was on I-drive and when the dream was over she asked if I had any plans and I told her I was just planning on eating dinner somewhere and then going home. She asked if I wouldn't mind taking her with me for a bite to eat and I said fine, ok. Anyway, we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and we were there just chit-chatting and the topic of her being broke slipped in by her every 2 minutes as if she was begging me for a loan. LOL yeah right! I need $500 for this and another $1000 for that. Blah blah blah. I just said, maybe we could work out a deal but not right now. She flirted with me like crazy and right away my bigger head alarm chimed in and said she's playing you, she's playing you, think, think! I just wouldn't give in to her. The next few times I saw her, the flirts and all started to be more aggressive and I told her I wasnt interested in a GF at the moment, sorry. She gave me that sad puppy look. I excused myself to the bathroom and I could hear her on the phone a little bit and I quietly walked out of the bathroom since she was on the phone but her back was turned and I don't think she realized it but then I could hear her talking and she said something like "He's not falling for it, this is a waste of time, I'll try with a another client." THAT CONFIRMED MY THOUGHTS. She was trying to bait her clients and fuck with their head to get money from them.
So, I understand why she was being fucked over! She messed with the wrong guy and he put her in jail.
Popping my cherry. Hope it doesn
First ever post. Read forum for a while and has been entertaining and informative. Feel obligated to contribute since this forum introduced me to Nickibaby. She's Awesome. I probably don't have any helpful info that hasn't already been said but a few reviews here. Gianna semoran-cute as hell, ok effort. Gianna casselberry-friendly and tries, not my favorite but cute tiny body. Jersey east side-Not usually what I'm looking for but awesome girl with great energy. Heather winter park-terrible time. 415's don't know now but was hit or miss, lastly misses. Tereza lee Road-just ok. 1 nice asset. Audrey ucf- really cute, not to enthusiastic but fun. Taylor Cherokee- was great now bigger and less attentive. Joan-sweet and fun. Sunshine-fun. Ariel airport- sweet cutie pie. Bella lake mary-friendly but probably wouldn't recommend. Don't know who to trust or why anyone would trust me. Hope this helps. Anything that I ever post is complete fiction and for entertainment only. I have never met any of these people but imagine thats how it would be.
There are reviews on the Tampa forum
[QUOTE=Mr2sh;1449132]Any luck with this? She has a bunch of ads around FL in the same week, I figured it was too good to be true.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a definite YMMV.
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Quite Frankly I Enjoy OP's Posts
[QUOTE=OldPumper; 1453098]Enough with the bitching and moaning!
Back to some good pussy and a great find!
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/midwest-model-in-your-area-21/6441720[/url]
This gal is not for the monger looking for a gal with a K-Mart blue light special!
She was pricey at 250hr she's super model fucking hot but pricey.
Her incall is on the east of Orlando located in the very back of the hotel at that.
She agreed to send me a picture to confirm she was the gal pictured from her cell phone before I made the drive that for and off I went.
Finally got to her incall she met me outside and walked me into a room stink of the smell of weed!
Wow, she is 100% the girl in the pictures very slim tall super model frame.
It was totally unreal how fucking gorgeous this gal was, and her naked body was absolutely flawless aside from a couple of small tats.
Every thing was covered DFK, CBJ, CG, MISH, DOGGIE, and standing sliding into her sweetness from behind loved how tall she was an very flexible.
She really like getting her tits sucked while in MISH!
I almost couldn't wait to be inside her, she was so fucking hot, slid in she's vocal an sensual pussy got juicy wet.
Love the slim model types as they seem to be able to really take cock deep inside.
I'm sure she fucks every monger the same way but she was really into pleasing me and that was a real turn on for me.
Her ass was perfectly awesome, guy trust me this gal was a dream come true.
She was an absolute sweetheart, said she's leaving for Miami Tuesday.
This is one you don't want to miss, she's new to the business and was very eager to please.
Just watching her climb on top and slide up and down my cock was a priceless view in it self as her thick whitish love juice dripped down my shaft onto my balls.
Damn she gets really wet!
Hope she visits Orlando again soon because she will be at the top of my ATF list this gal is hotter the America's next top model.
If your into tall 5'11" model types with super model looks this gal's a must see.
Finished the dream total time was around 40 minutes, clean up and she walked me out the door, and I'll be damned she walked over to an awaiting red 4dr car parked in the lot and it confirmed she had management. Damn.
Although I enjoyed my stay just know she does have management just a heads up!
But I will say a gal that fucking hot needs civil service LOL she was that hot guys.
Happy Hunting and stay safe out there! OP[/QUOTE]Well I want to thank the feature actors (Steedaman & Pinoboy) for this episode of "The Real Housewives of Orlando". LOL. This shit is too fucking funny. But I love Op"s posts; they are filled with juicy tidbits sort of reminds me of the old Penthouse forum. He is definitely laying the pipe and congrats to him. But what I cannot understand is that with all the great pussy available in the Orlando area (including College cuties) why the bitter bickering. I do not know Steedaman but I did have had some PM action with Pinoboy when inquiring about a college cutie. That Pinoboy is not the same person that I exchanged information with on this forum. Now he is aggressive and rather strange in some of his habits and IMHO has forgotten about the days when he got bashed constantly. But I will defend Pinoboy's right to post whatever the fuck he wants. But the bickering should stop and let's go back to talking about pussy, cocks and ass fucking LOL. As a peace offerring I have include some pictures for your viewing pleasure that demonstrates the acting skills in one of my latest feature films (Scott Lee knows one of them).
Let's now go out and find some new strange (aka pussy) , takes some porn-like pictures and post about pussy and cocks. Peace out BJ2011