Yeah, not a place for multiple visits.
[QUOTE=Fastfish70;5455373]Went to Firehouse.
That gal is a 6/10, and has GPS attitude. She is not even close to being a $$ lay.
.[/QUOTE]I was there twice last November. "Amy" both times. The first visit wasn't too bad except she wanted additional fee for TS. I hadn't come across that before. It was a fun visit with an ok massage and teasing both ways, and an energetic FS session. Total was $$ for an hour, extra for TS, and her FS tip. I decided I would visit again, and did a couple of weeks later. Same Amy, less enthusiasm and tried to get more money. I stuck to same fees as previous visit, and got what I came for. But, based on other reviews and my own experience, I won't be going back unless the reviews improve.
Avoid Mountain Off Rockville
Had some spare time last Thursday so I decided to check out the Mountains. Now I went into this with a certain menu item in mind because the MT here are terrible for a actual massage. Everything looked good at first when a younger as in 30-40 MT answered the door in a tight green dress. She was relatively petite with nice B Cups. Had really short hair. It all went down hill from there. She didn't seem happy with my 120 offer for FS but accepted it. Red flag one was her digging through my clothes looking for the money. This usually indicates shitty service and I should have walked at that point. She started off with a okay BJ and a reveal of a a really ugly face when she took off the mask. Between her shitty attitude and skills I just couldn't get going. So I asked her to finish me by hand and that was a mistake. It felt like a medieval torture session was going on right on my dick. At this point I'm out 160 dollars for a shitty massage and someone with zero skills who couldn't even make me come. I have to say it was the worst experience I have ever had at a parlor. I have never had trouble finishing the deed even with the older not so attractive MT's. I don't know what the rotation is on these girls but personally I'm going to give it a while so I know this one is gone before I attend the mountains again.
Lemon Spa - 388X Eagle Creek Pkwy. Avoid
TOFTT today, Lemon Spa at 388X Eagle Creek PKWY.
Gal was built like a 4'8" jelly bean, not even a 5, but just thinking quick HE and good to go.
No that would have been too damn simple.
Everything was on the menu, and she annoyingly tried to ups well.
Multiple times.
I couldn't do it- she was below my ugly threshold.
Fat Jellybean starts off decent soft massage for about 3 minutes then flip.
I dreamt I indicated HE, and she went to it- then after about 2 minutes started complaining I was taking too long, at least I think she did as her English was nearly non. Existent.
Multiple stops and starts for either up selling, her answering phone, or complains she is tired and switches sides, each time I'm about ready. She stops.
Sparing you further details- but she never finished the job, and wouldn't have because she was awful at it, and had a shitty attitude.
At one point she was screaming at someone on the phone about her prices, and trying to finish me off- too fat and stupid to know she was killing the whole deal.
Lemon Spa, 3881 Eagle CreekPkwy. Avoid!
The place sucks.
Lemon spa. Appropriate name.
[QUOTE=Fastfish70;5466114]TOFTT today, Lemon Spa at 388X Eagle Creek PKWY.
Gal was built like a 4'8" jelly bean, not even a 5, but just thinking quick HE and good to go.
No that would have been too damn simple.
Everything was on the menu, and she annoyingly tried to ups well.
Multiple times.
I couldn't do it- she was below my ugly threshold.
Fat Jellybean starts off decent soft massage for about 3 minutes then flip.
I dreamt I indicated HE, and she went to it- then after about 2 minutes started complaining I was taking too long, at least I think she did as her English was nearly non. Existent.
Multiple stops and starts for either up selling, her answering phone, or complains she is tired and switches sides, each time I'm about ready. She stops.
Sparing you further details- but she never finished the job, and wouldn't have because she was awful at it, and had a shitty attitude..[/QUOTE]Sounds like we should pitch in, and reimburse you for that one.
Lemon suck not in a good way
[QUOTE=Jeast72;5466697]If this is still the girl from the firehouse, as was reported a while back, it's got to be better than when we first came out of the shutdown. Back then, she was doing the handys with loose rubber gloves.[/QUOTE]She said her name was "Cici" (prob most common AMP name) and I can't imagine her being worse at what she does.
Dr. Phil. Massages and Pimping
Want some entertainment? See the massage episode on Dr. Phil S15 E10. I am cracking up.