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[QUOTE=Bg200;2468609]We write reviews to avoid people like yourself having bad experiences or at least not getting what they pay for. However the patrons of this site need to read the reviews, that have already been posted and pay attention to them. Otherwise, this is all just a waste of time.

Joi was reviewed previously.

The guy that just reviewed Shy, very likely didn't bother to read any reviews about her either.

Not much point to writing reviews that nobody pays attention to.[/QUOTE]I'm new. Other than scrolling through posts, is there a quick easy way to look up reviews?

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;2468292]Anyone? Odd.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/free-body-rub-from-smiley-face-girl/12573884[/URL][/QUOTE]According to her ad, she is 57. That is not the body of a 57 year old woman.

This one looks TGTBT. Nothing on Tineye.

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[QUOTE=WalSTreet;2468292]Anyone? Odd.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/free-body-rub-from-smiley-face-girl/12573884[/URL][/QUOTE]I don't even give a shit what her face is like with an ass like that LOL.

[QUOTE=JustRon;2468039][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/drop-dead-red/12517610[/URL]

She looks ok, any help would be appreciated. Yes I'm the person that struck up for Ashley 24. Want ever the age she choose. Little heads up she's inside Seminole Cty.

Thats sucks, she always treated me well. She's gone for a long time I think.

Again, don't trash people until you walked in their shoes.[/QUOTE]WOW I don't know where to start, You post is an inquiry about Red, yet the majority of your post is about Ashley23 and you are still sticking up for her.

As for red, she's on OBT and seems kinda shady. Wants you to meet her at the hotel and she wants to come out and meet you at your car.

As for Ashley23 you are a fool. I am the one she set up for the robbery and she has subsequently admitted to me, and other mongers and providers on this board and off, that she knew exactly what they were planning to do and she was in on it. She apologized to me claiming she owed her management money and she did it to get even with them. Like that makes it OK. Yes, she just got popped again, for NON HOBBYIST activity and may well be gone for a long time. This is one person who deserves a gray bar vacation. And when she gets out I suggest mongers be very wary as she will probably be ready to do anything to score.

[QUOTE=NbStar;2468685]I'm new. Other than scrolling through posts, is there a quick easy way to look up reviews?[/QUOTE]You can do a Search for the SP's name inside the Thread then Read each one.

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[QUOTE=NbStar;2468586]I had a dream about going to the I-Drive area to see a provider and when I arrived at her hotel and made the 2nd call for room info, I got the "This mailbox is full" message. I gave up on her and I called Rebecca in the dream, she answered, gave directions, and I was there in 15 minutes. A five minute wait in the parking lot after the second call and I was at the door being greeted by a tall beautiful woman in a very sexy dress that complemented her long legs and nice breasts. Much better looking than her photos. Explored every inch of her body and she had a very intense and juicy orgasm with fingers in the V. A little disappointed in that there was no DATY and everything covered but she is very easy to be with and does her best to please. I would repeat the dream with the hope of the rules getting a little looser on a second visit. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/smoking-hot-fireyred-super-sweet/12044281[/URL].[/QUOTE]Mediocre or YMMV SP's do not get better with the second visit. They usually get worse.

If you get so so service when you first meet them, this is a big, big clue. There are exceptions to the rule but in general, there is a reason that they're YMMV girls on the first dream.

I've heard from elsewhere that the pics were actually NOT her, but close. Can you confirm? The tat on the boob should be sufficient to confirm or deny.

Note that I'm not questioning what you say, just looking for clear confirmation.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=AllBad;2468661]Name: Lorena.

Time: after 4 pm.

Ad: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-exotic-from-colombia-1000-real-photos-just-arrived-new-video/10381232[/URL].

Research: Other Site: info, No Management.

Damage: $. 8 for 30 min.

Services: Kissing FIV CBJ CFS.

Repeat: Yes, on promise of rules loosening up.

Journal: Finishing up with work, waiting for dispatch to update logs, I quickly scan BP to pass the time. This time I set sights on a MILF, per the suggestion of fellow brother to tweek my experiences with SP. Nothing really stands out, I am finding it easy to stay awake, but then in an ironic twist I find myself drawn to a hot colombian and find that this is helping me to get drowsy. I manage to dial phone and connect. Her voice and attitude sounds great, Infact I start falling fast asleep, driving top speed to that little spot of Jamaca near I drive.

I do my neurotic ritual of: call to get room, drive around building while I wait, find open side door (this time easy). I find the room and now the buildup of a gameshow like feeling waiting for the damm door to open. A little screwing around with door, finally it opens, I check with my fuck or flight reflexes. Its time to play!

We take a moment to visit a bit, she is very much the woman in the pics. I find her very pleasing to the eye, trust I examined everywhere. This is where the first sign of rules started. We connected a bit, felt a small moment of bliss, but the rules just kept popping up, killing my flow. Ended up playing the "sorry forgot that was a rule" game.

I enjoyed for the most part but wanted a much less restricted encounter.

Of course, she stated, "Well on the next visit.

We just might see.

AllBad.[/QUOTE]

Is does she bring the smiley face mask with her? Because that could be creepy. Or maybe hot depending on the vibe, but probably more creepy. Anyhow, she DOES look hot but she might want to work on her definition of 'free'.

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;2468292]Anyone? Odd.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/free-body-rub-from-smiley-face-girl/12573884[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2469060]Mediocre or YMMV SP's do not get better with the second visit. They usually get worse.

If you get so so service when you first meet them, this is a big, big clue. There are exceptions to the rule but in general, there is a reason that they're YMMV girls on the first dream.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the advice. My experience, very limited, has been that one provider on repeat visits, did not get any better, but it was already very good. Kendra [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/intrntonl-dr-sxy-y0ung-butiful-and-nughty-ready-now-8134447224/12593501[/URL] Jaw dropping beauty. Gave her a very sensual massage with baby oil. Nice response to plenty of DATY. Very accommodating in these dreams but could not get a BBBJ. Only covered. The other girl, who does not advertise and pretty much comes over on her own schedule as she has two other legit jobs.

, just keeps getting better and is now off the charts. It is getting very personal which is dangerous.

[QUOTE=Bg200;2468609]We write reviews to avoid people like yourself having bad experiences or at least not getting what they pay for. However the patrons of this site need to read the reviews, that have already been posted and pay attention to them. Otherwise, this is all just a waste of time.

Joi was reviewed previously.

The guy that just reviewed Shy, very likely didn't bother to read any reviews about her either.

Not much point to writing reviews that nobody pays attention to.[/QUOTE]I searched for "Joi" and couldn't find anything. Was there another way I should have searched?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-e-x-y-_-h-o-t-_-r-e-a-l-_-y-o-u-ll-_-l-o-v-e-m-e/12520199[/URL]

I just lost my main lady family reunion. I guess it was Uncle LEO.

I'm looking for trusting member prefer out call to Longwood.

Thanks in advance.

JR.

[QUOTE=FakeBackpage;2469197]I searched for "Joi" and couldn't find anything. Was there another way I should have searched?[/QUOTE]It is true if you search joi it does not show any results. Not sure why. But be more creative and search Asian. You will need to read more but you will find the joi posts.

Cheers,

Drexx.

[QUOTE=Drexx21;2469322]It is true if you search joi it does not show any results. Not sure why. But be more creative and search Asian. You will need to read more but you will find the joi posts.

Cheers,

Drexx.[/QUOTE]Ahhhhhh, yes indeed. I searched Asian and dug for a while and sure enough her review popped up. Thanks. But really, wouldn't you think that a name search would have succeeded? WTF?

I did some searching and could not find anything in this forum. Has anyone seen Beautiful Russian / Sophia? Could you please post here or pm me. Thanks in advance.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-russian/12026131[/URL]

[URL]http://www.eros.com/florida/tampa/files/558365.htm[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;2466751]Met this petite young lady (age 19 or 20) late afternoon on Sunday at a motel near the Florida mall. Very pleasant, beautiful petite body (4'10" her ad says 137 pounds but I would have guessed about 110 lbs. Little with juicy see breasts, and very clean. QV was only 50 tacos (left a tip). Everything covered. She was so tight I didn't last more than 5 or 10 minutes / usually takes me 30 plus. Said she does fetishes, but I don't have any. Some dude paid her $200 to take pictures sucking off a big pickle. Yes, a pickled cucumber. She showed me the pics. LOL! No specific sign of management, but a number of guys sitting outside rooms or walking around. I'm usually and AMP and walker guy, so a bit nervous. The door had one of those flip latches on top to prevent opening more than an inch; that made me more comfortable.

Link to ad: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/erotic-funsized-beauty-loves-kinky-fun/12640885[/URL].[/QUOTE]Paid this little spinner a 2nd visit this morning. We set up a time, and when I arrived she said that she wasn't there yet and I should come back in 20 minutes. Hung around the OBT motel and saw her young male friend come out of the room and hang by the pool. He was about 6' and muscular. I passed by him on the way up and he seemed pretty much disinterested. A quick glance, and he minded his own business. He seems too disinterested to be a boyfriend, pimp, or protection. My guess just a hanger on. She's petite with plump boobs, tight box, and follows direction. Says she travels and will be here for another week or two. All in all pretty cheap (QV 50, half 95), and she has the room. Everything covered.

[QUOTE=Cylon;2469101]I've heard from elsewhere that the pics were actually NOT her, but close. Can you confirm? The tat on the boob should be sufficient to confirm or deny.

Note that I'm not questioning what you say, just looking for clear confirmation.

Thanks![/QUOTE]No problem, question away:

The tattoo was there, I have tats and we compared, so that I remember that well. She looks body build and face the same to me as the pics with her in black, but I am not the best at telling exactly the same.

I can tell you this, if its a diffrent person she did an excellent job finding an analog. But then again, I am dreaming, and when the visions even slightly resemble the person, I'm blown away.

I had the feeling that it was her, not the 'oh god, dammm you BP!' feeling.

AllBad.

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Had a great time with this one the other night. She travels but is looking to stay home more. Anyway she showed up on time smelling great. Dfk fiv BBBJ no cim but great service otherwise. The body is great and the ass is incredible. She takes care of herself. I told her about this site because she is looking to go independant. Who knows maybe she will start posting here.

[QUOTE=TellMeWhy;2469901][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/spoil-yourself-with-a-true-gorgeous-fitness-model/12625991[/URL]

Had a great time with this one the other night. She travels but is looking to stay home more. Anyway she showed up on time smelling great. Dfk fiv BBBJ no cim but great service otherwise. The body is great and the ass is incredible. She takes care of herself. I told her about this site because she is looking to go independant. Who knows maybe she will start posting here.[/QUOTE]Dude for $$$ she should do everything like cim.

[QUOTE=Iceman407;2469915]Dude for $$$ she should do everything like cim.[/QUOTE]$$$ that's some crazy coin. She should blow bubbles, gargle, swish it around and then CIM.

[QUOTE=TellMeWhy;2469901][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/spoil-yourself-with-a-true-gorgeous-fitness-model/12625991[/URL]

Had a great time with this one the other night. She travels but is looking to stay home more. Anyway she showed up on time smelling great. Dfk fiv BBBJ no cim but great service otherwise. The body is great and the ass is incredible. She takes care of herself. I told her about this site because she is looking to go independant. Who knows maybe she will start posting here.[/QUOTE]Don't know how you did it man LOL.

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Looks too good to be true.

[QUOTE=FakeBackpage;2469562]Ahhhhhh, yes indeed. I searched Asian and dug for a while and sure enough her review popped up. Thanks. But really, wouldn't you think that a name search would have succeeded? WTF?[/QUOTE]I have noticed this before. I don't think the thread search function will work with words shorter than four letters.

[QUOTE=Cylon;2469106]Is does she bring the smiley face mask with her? Because that could be creepy. Or maybe hot depending on the vibe, but probably more creepy. Anyhow, she DOES look hot but she might want to work on her definition of 'free'.[/QUOTE]I am not really interested in her anyway, but the fact that she took the photos and the video in what appears to be a CHILD'S bedroom. Well that is a little creepy right there!

[QUOTE=Cylon;2469106]Is does she bring the smiley face mask with her? Because that could be creepy. Or maybe hot depending on the vibe, but probably more creepy. Anyhow, she DOES look hot but she might want to work on her definition of 'free'.[/QUOTE]I actually thought it was kind of clever, using the old marketing technique of claiming that the massage was 'free', but making up for it by charging for other, incidental expenses like travel costs, etc. As to the mask, I guess that could be a twist on the old paper bag routine, except she draws a smiley face on it.

Must be an advertising major. . .

[QUOTE=Mereco;2469973][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xxxotic-busty-bubble-butt-vixen-fantasy-and-dream-for-good-man-cream-yum/12182448[/URL]

Looks too good to be true.[/QUOTE]Holy shit. Baby got back!

Curious to know how the deposit system works. LOL!

Cool! Thanks for the response. She is hot but wasn't sure I wanted to roll the dice based on the other review I read. Cause like all of us mongers, I HATE that BP syndrome you describe LOL! We need to come up with an abbreviation for that.

[QUOTE=AllBad;2469873]No problem, question away:

The tattoo was there, I have tats and we compared, so that I remember that well. She looks body build and face the same to me as the pics with her in black, but I am not the best at telling exactly the same.

I can tell you this, if its a diffrent person she did an excellent job finding an analog. But then again, I am dreaming, and when the visions even slightly resemble the person, I'm blown away.

I had the feeling that it was her, not the 'oh god, dammm you BP!' feeling.

AllBad.[/QUOTE]

Damn, I didn't even notice that. That IS messed up. I was too busy trying to decide about the mask. Hey, for all I know, she could be the smiley face, paper plate mask serial killer. I don't want to end up as a lamp shade.

[QUOTE=Littleshyguy;2470040]I am not really interested in her anyway, but the fact that she took the photos and the video in what appears to be a CHILD'S bedroom. Well that is a little creepy right there![/QUOTE]

Ad: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/m_a_d_e-f_o_r-y_o_u_r-p_l_e_a_s_u_r_e/11909639[/URL].

Time: 11 am.

Research: couldn't find info, No Management.

Damage: 80 for 30 min.

Services obtained: CBJ CFS.

Repeat: No, not my type.

Took a day off from work and fell asleep. I started dreaming about seeing Sadie, thought she looked cute in her pics. Did all communication via text, I actually asked her if she kissed via text, if she was a cop and asked her to send pics which she declined. I then said I'll pass but she kept texting me so I decided to pull the trigger. Her incall was close to 417 and 50. Some guest activity around the hotel. She greeted me with a positive attitude and warm smile. Was nice about everything. Unfortunately for me she didn't want to kiss even though she said so via text. W / o kissing FS isn't enjoyable for me. So we went from CBJ to CFS to CBJ to HJ. She used lotion but kept making excuses: "my mouth is tired, let me jerk you off" and then "you jerk yourself off, my hand is tired. " She did have a decent attitude though but just not for me with no kissing. Emptied the cannon with my own hand but it is what it is YMMV. I woke up feeling relaxed.

Ad: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-all-natural-way-sweet-petite-redhead/12634133[/URL].

Time: 11:30 am.

The status report:

I'd seen the ad about all natural experience. I was more tempted by the offer to visit Greece than anything else. After a couple of calls I got to her room at the Travel Lodge on Intl Drive. So wasn't bad looking so I went in. I came prepared with my own covers since I now she goes bareback. We got naked but the real surprise came when a needle dropped out of her bra. Well that was it, I was done. It is one thing to do BBFS, but I'm got going anywhere near that with a girl who can't remember to take it out of her bra. For Christ's sake, she supposedly just took a shower. I asked for half the donation back but she refused and then picked up her phone. Not sure if she was calling for back up so I got out of there.

The verdict:

Should have trusted my instincts and never called. Won't make that mistake twice.

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Anybody seen her before? I've searched here and elsewhere and found zilch.

Had a dream about her coming over to my place. When she got there she was all sweaty bc no ac in her car. Went to my room and did LEO check. Then ask for donation upfront. We both took off our clothes and layed down. She started giving me a BBBJ which was ok. Had better. I wanted a view of her ass while she was giving me a BBBJ, so she obliged but it did have a funky order. It could be since she drove with no ac and it was very hot that day. Anyways little man did his thing and she was out. Coins were 100. She did start off with 150 but I told her all I had was 100 and she said that was fine. I most likely will not repeat. Just was not my cup of tea. Oh and she is a bbw. But she is a sweet girl.

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[QUOTE=XMan1970;2470828]Ad: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-all-natural-way-sweet-petite-redhead/12634133[/URL].

Time: 11:30 am.

The status report:

I'd seen the ad about all natural experience. I was more tempted by the offer to visit Greece than anything else. After a couple of calls I got to her room at the Travel Lodge on Intl Drive. So wasn't bad looking so I went in. I came prepared with my own covers since I now she goes bareback. We got naked but the real surprise came when a needle dropped out of her bra. Well that was it, I was done. It is one thing to do BBFS, but I'm got going anywhere near that with a girl who can't remember to take it out of her bra. For Christ's sake, she supposedly just took a shower. I asked for half the donation back but she refused and then picked up her phone. Not sure if she was calling for back up so I got out of there.

The verdict:

Should have trusted my instincts and never called. Won't make that mistake twice.[/QUOTE]She very well could have been a girl that wanted to give you whatever she had.

I'm not the hippest of cats on the planet, but what does she mean by saying that she 'smell (s) like water'? Sorry if that is a dumb question but I've never heard that one. She does look attractive tho.

[QUOTE=GalenMarek;2470871][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexxxy-naughty-babe-ready-to-put-it-on-u-i-taste-like-sugar-and-smell-like-water/12659924[/URL]

Anybody seen her before? I've searched here and elsewhere and found zilch.[/QUOTE]

Been lurking for awhile, so here's my first report.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-be-your-best-kept-secret-xtra-freaky-321-474-0452/12614310[/URL]

Damage for $ for 30 min.

She is the person in the ad. Dream of standard CBJ and cfs. Won't even look at you and lie there like a dead fish, no kissing. But it could be me, YMMV.

Hey guys how are you today? I've been roaming BP and came upon a post I have seen several times before. Has anybody seen her before? I have a thing for redheads, if not do you know a good redhead provider around?

Thanks and be safe.

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[QUOTE=Cylon;2467845]I'm not 100% sure, but it seems like I saw a review of her somewhere that indicated that she was straight up FBSM, no sex. Could be mixing up my overpriced rubs, though. Never partaken myself.[/QUOTE]Longtime lurker, first time poster. Anyway I had the chance to check out the very lovely Simone today at an upscale hotel. I figured the pictures would be TGTBT, but after a quick verification from her we set up to meet tonight. She opened the door and my jaw hit the floor! She was dressed in a stunning corset with matching thigh highs. OMG HOT! She is indeed the woman in the pictures, and if you like them petite, blonde and busty Simone is your woman! She is on the more expensive side. But totally worth every penny. She also Non-Smoker / Non-Drinker, but incredibly sweet and fun to chat with. She does not offer FS, but I think almost anything else you might dream of is probably available if you ask politely. (YMMV) Me and and my prostate left stimulated and VERY happy. $$$ (BBBJ / Russian / HJ for starters.) I will be sure to see her very again soon. 1 very long non-rushed hour, 3 Bennies.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/vip-visiting-fitness-model-busty-blonde/11729528[/URL]

[QUOTE=Bobo87;2471722]Longtime lurker, first time poster. Anyway I had the chance to check out the very lovely Simone today at an upscale hotel. I figured the pictures would be TGTBT, but after a quick verification from her we set up to meet tonight. She opened the door and my jaw hit the floor! She was dressed in a stunning corset with matching thigh highs. OMG HOT! She is indeed the woman in the pictures, and if you like them petite, blonde and busty Simone is your woman! She is on the more expensive side. But totally worth every penny. She also Non-Smoker / Non-Drinker, but incredibly sweet and fun to chat with. She does not offer FS, but I think almost anything else you might dream of is probably available if you ask politely. (YMMV) Me and and my prostate left stimulated and VERY happy. $$$ (BBBJ / Russian / HJ for starters.) I will be sure to see her very again soon. 1 very long non-rushed hour, 3 Bennies.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/vip-visiting-fitness-model-busty-blonde/11729528[/URL][/QUOTE]You must be smoking crack to pay $$$ and no FS or you just pooping out money.

[QUOTE=Cylon;2471337]I'm not the hippest of cats on the planet, but what does she mean by saying that she 'smell (s) like water'? Sorry if that is a dumb question but I've never heard that one. She does look attractive tho.[/QUOTE]I can't lie Cylon, that question made me laugh! But it's nothing against you of course! She's referring to a song by a rapper named Plies called "Water". I won't quote any lyrics here, but to make a long story short, she's saying that her uh, va-jay-jay, has no odor to it. She's fresh and clean (hopefully). Also in her ad, it says "taste like sugar", so she's saying that her va-jay-jay is as sweet as sugar. So, she "tastes like sugar" and "smells like water". I'm not sure if you'd want to listen to the actual song LOL, but I hope this helps you!