Lmao, love the honesty! !
[QUOTE=FloydMay22;2696127]For $$$ an hour she / he should barbecue me a steak as well. I don't know what the massive fluxuation in price is all about either with these so called goddesses. I will spit on you, give me $$$.[/QUOTE]I would cook you steak and bake you a cake too baby, I aim to please and would do almost anything to make time spent w me quite memorable. I will even break out some wine, LOL.
The Good The Bad and The Ugly
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The Good. Close to work and close to home. The backrub was sensationable. Their was allot teasing before and after the flip. She got in real deep into my muscles and just hit all the right spots. She was very nice. Spoke decent English. She was a little heavy, but cute, I would say about 30 ish. She joked with me a few times but for the most part let me just relax and enjoy. She liked to rub very close to the taint when she was doing the lower half of my body and at this point I wanted to put my head inside that little face hole so she would come back up to my face with those hands of funk. Good for me she didn't.
The Bad. On the flip she was teasing around the nipples, the lower and upper thigh and the boys. This went on for about 10 minutes I shit you not. I opened my eyes and she signaled to my unit and said. 60. I said no I only have. 40. Now she has that dejected look on her face. This went on for about 10 minutes as well and I was starting to get pissed but she was making jokes and such just to get me to bend for and extra. 20. At this point I was ready to get off the table. She eased me back on the table and gave a fabulous HE. Their was no UTC allowed or at least she make it known physically that she wasn't letting the girls out. She was better now but I was still a bit frustrated to have to haggle about tips. She was still joking with me at this point.
The Ugly: She was helping me to dress and started with the socks on up. And we were joking along. I give her the. 40 and now she is almost demanding the extra. 20 but still in a joking manner. I want to get the hell out of this place now. She then put her hand in my jacket pocket and said. Give me please. I said NO. She blocked the door of the room and looked like she was getting ready for a Sumu wrestling move or some shit like that. I was waiting for her to throw salt in the air. I am 6'2" and 240 lbs and I was physically trying to get her to move and she wouldn't. She was still thinking this was all funny. At this point I had enough and tossed her onto the bed and went for the door, She followed and smiled and said I see you soon.
So sorry this was lengthy. I think some of you will give it a shot if you want to shell out. 60 on a tip but for me unless I get something other than a HE it will always be. 40 at these places. I use the extra $$$ for escort bribe money. LOL. Thank God the woman at these AMP's have no souls or I would of felt bad.
Let's call for a ban of this Bit#! $
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This is an all time low, even by her own low standards. Let's keep the word out to keep this filth from making $$ I only been to her once and that was after she stiffed me twice a long time ago.