2000-2004 Archived Reports

Banker Boy,

Try the Rainbow spa in front of Chinatown. It is off of Grant street. The selection is better. I was there 3 weeks ago and had the time of my life.

Report from San Francisco.

Sun Spa is located on the corner of Geary and Hyde. Steel gate buzzer lets you in. At 5pm there were 4 ladies there, none really to my liking. I did my usual scouting routine - asking the mamasan about cash or credit card (any chatting to look around at the same time). Mamasan is worth a turn let me tell you! Nice looking 40+ lady. I left and decided to hit Rainbow.

Rainbow Spa, just off Grant Street, behind the Trenton Hotel. Steel door buzzer routine prevails. There were at least 10 service providers. Saw one to my liking, beautiful well kept body with long hair. Shown to private room.

Stand-up shower only -- with no little bag for personal valuables. Lucky I had a shopping bag to keep my wallet, watch and cell phone with me. I hate leaving stuff like that in the room.

After shower, lady comes to the room -- having now changed from the "line up" clothing into something more suited for massage action. Massage was average. Then came the soft touch route that leads to next step negotiation. Small talk all the way to communicate that I am somewhat of a regular and not LE related.

Key is to communicate that you have visited before about six months ago. She asks me what I got last visit and I told her. She then offers opening bid of $120 (FS) and I tried to negotiate down but it was not possible. What followed proved to be worth the price. She gets naked and proceeds to body massage with her nice perky tits and beautiful nipples, placing them in every strategic location. Then gets licking and ends with soft touch that teases the crown jewels. Then the flip, and the trick of placing condom in position with her mouth takes place. Very good CBJ continues till missionary ending. Hot towel, a kiss and hug and back on the street looking for a cab.

Whole deal is $50 entrance + extras.

Well worth the visit -- and a much bigger selection than I have ever seen anywhere. The interesting idea is on entry the mamasan calls a lineup to choose. I don't really care for this but if you make your mind up quickly you will not be disappointed. Of course, having made my choice I saw three others that might have been top of the list, but they appeared out of rooms while I was walking back to room #2 after the shower. I will be back.

Did not see any street action in the Wharf area. Very quiet mid week and only saw a few mid-west hillbillies with hawain shirts and big beer bellies ! Walking with there bigger belly wives. Horrible sight, but contrasted with many asian beauties who were either residents or tourists.

Hope this helps.

Just went to Springtime massage on O'farrol street downtown SF. Picked a late twenties Vietnamiese girl. Face was a 6 almost a 7. With a 7 or 8 on the body. I asked for a BBBJ. She said $200. I laughed. Told her $50. We settled on $70. She took my money left. When she came back she had a condom in her hand. I told her thats not what we agreed on. Then she put lotion on her and and beat me off trying to get away with just a HJ. I removed her hand and told her that not what we agreed on. She would not do a BBBJ. I told her just give me my money back. She refused I told her I was going to see her manager. Finally she did it. No cum in mouth. It was very good even though she only put it in her mouth 1 half inch. I guess it was the lotion from before that made it so good. This place usually has all older ladies and it is not worth it. I thik $70 for BBBJ is good. Plus house was $120 total.

Some friends were in town and wanted to go to MSC. I tried to talk them out of it, but they insisted. We were all extremely disappointed. I've never seen so many fat chicks in a strip club in my life. We ended up staying about an hour, hoping something decent would eventually show up. Nothing did. I didn't know it was possible to go any farther downhill, but MSC sure did.

I just visited LisaHD (Head Doctor) in the Mission here in San Franciso. Lisa is petite auburn/lt. brown hair who is about 40-45 and has a room in a local hotel which is very convenient. She is a great lady and carries on a pretty well rounded conversation.

She provided BBBJCIMS, and has some of the best oral skills I have encountered. PM if you want her telephone number. VERY Highly recommended. Total damage was $.7

Warning: Green Door, Sauna & Massage Parlour, Stockton Street.

I had attempted today to visit Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell (MBOF) on 895 O'Farrell street but there was a power outage in the neighborhood which meant they were closed. So was Harmony theatre 1 block away. Owing to poor judgement and lack of other available information from WSG in my pocket, I entered the premises of "The Green Door" on Stockton street. They stated that it was $50 entrance fee and that I could not see the ladies first. I showed them a $10 discount coupon I had from a local free paper which they effectively did not honor. (They then said the entrance was normally $60 and less $10 was $50, what they originally quoted me). Despite my reservations of not being able to see the girls first, in a short moment of stupidity I handed over my money. It all went quickly downhill from there. Two 50 or 60 year old American women were working and gave me unenthusiatic massages and tried to upsell me other "special" services. These women should have been paying me to put there hands on my body.

I was back on the street in less than 15 minutes (ie shortly after showering and a very short 'massage'.

Huge waste of time and money. This shop (and I'm sure there are others like it) prey on unwitting tourists like yours truly.

Here's a call for you locals to provide some more and better information on the MP scene in town. I would love to see some escort revews as well.

I'm only here until tomorrow so it won't help me, but for those who follow.

I can only hope that I save someone else from my misfortune.

I'm sorry you had a bad experience, Gatsby. The Green Door is a well known ROB place.

Places I'd recommend in San Francisco for a fully satisfying massage would be Golden Flower & Kings.

Golden Flower has many lovely ladies, mostly Korean, and early in the evening it's not unusual to have a dozen on the bench from which to choose. It's a clock watching establishment, though, so watch your time. You'll get the rush before 50 minutes. The clock starts to tick from the moment you enter the room.

Kings emphasizes service. You get about an hour and the girls don't like to let you leave early. This means (usually) not only a great massage and full massage satisfaction, but some GFE cuddle time as well. Not all the ladies are as young or as stunning as some of the ones at Golden Flower, but there are a couple who have been there a while who are very talented and have the best attitudes in the world. I recommend the hot tub room & Lora for a Korean style bath, followed by massage.

Be aware, that right now the heat is on, so do be careful in San Francisco. (Search the local papers for more information)

Gatsby, so sorry. The G.D. has been running that hustle for years.

Be advised: NEVER try these two places:

1. Green Door
2. Nuits de Paris

They are flagrant traps. Trust me, AVOID at all costs.

If you have any $$ left do what the other guy suggests. Kings in Jessie Alley btw 4th and 5th Sts. excel in customer service.

I was robbed at Nuits de Paris when I first got here 3 years ago. It was a lot of money. I hate that old french chick and I can't believe that she is still in the business.

I was at that De Paris place 5 years ago. The girl said for $100 extra you get the extra special massage. I said what does that include? She siad all I can say id you will feel real good. I payed she comes back with a hot towel. Massages my legs alittle then time is up.

PL 123, no one can believe those crones are still in the biz. They are catching the unwary. All the good and great places to go in this town ...

Trip Report: 6/13 King's - Jessie Alley behind San Francisco Center. Fourth Street has heavy tourist foot traffic, and anyone walking down Jessie at that hour is obviously visiting the 'Spa' so I took the alleyway along the Denny's from Mission. That is the way to go for anonymity.

Buzzed in immediately and down the stairs I went. I haven't been to King's since 2000 - little has changed. About 4-5 ladies on offer, 12:30 p.m. Sunday. I am an LE-looking kinda guy (in shape, trimmed mustache, military bearing) so the mamasan (slovenly, rude) was a tad cautious.

Agreed to 45 minutes @ $50 and bummed a cig from mamasan. Chose 'Susan' who is 23, has a flawless body w/ perky A-B cups, enough Engrish, likes to kiss. Be sure to accept the mouthwash in the shower!

She was shy starting out - take her slowly and make sure to get her lips livened up. She is kind of a kitty-cat in approach, I think her orgasmic sounds were fake, but she was pretty good. All pro, make no mistake. I will try new talent next time.

Oh, and I overpaid. They charge 10% surcharge on the c.c. Bring cash.

Finally visited GF. WOW, the girls there are frickin awesome. mostly 7-10s in my book. They were all dolled up in the usual short, tight skirts, some passable as Import Models.

I got buzzed in immediately and sat next to the girls. Huh, mistake. The girls politiely told me to sit at the couch across from them. After about 10 minutes waiting mamasan asked me to choose. I took Sunny, a real doll with a 10/10 smoking body.

I saw her just before I picked her. I should have known something was funny when she came back up with some other guy, not having done anything, and neither of them was smiling. The other girls seemed to know each other and talked well enough. This girl however, kept to herself, and did not smile. Though she was a knockout.

Well, she wanted $200, no shower together, and no fingering. Since she was so hot and I was stunned by her looks I went for it. (I know I way overpaid). Next time I know better.

So we start with a little rubby rubby. She won't let me finish her off to completion with DATY. . By this time, I really didn't like her and almost wanted to stop and complain. Then rushes me with doggie. The only thing that was really great about doing her was that she was frickin tight!!! Esp. for a working girl. OH, that part WAS awesome.

After I finished, though there was time left, despite my objections she split. I told her to F*** off then, since I was pissed and felt ripped off.

If it weren't for her bad attitude, I'd see her again, esp. for that tight kitten, hot bod. and cute face, even at 2 bills!!

Otherwise, I wouldn't recommend her. She's one of those that knows she's hot and can get the price she wants.

How about some recommendations from you other boys about the girls?

BTW guys I have been a long-time client of the Spas offering acupressure here in S.F. Yes, I believe I know them all.

I can tell you that it is almost impossible to find fresh young trimmage therein. Since 9-11 the quality has dropped, and generally only 35+ y/o rolypolys are doing the massage/extras.

Case in point: Six months back, CEO had a young'n student type named MOLLY; had two sessions w/ her and then she dropped off the map. Mamasan doesn't know / will not tell me where she went, and there is no-one like Molly left @ CEO at this writing.

On the plus side, prices have stayed the same or gone DOWN since Y2K; $40-45 and even some $35's now and then.

So ... when I happened into Kings the other day, the scales dropped from my eyes and now I seriously doubt I am gonna enjoy the middle-aged rolys after my session with Susan.

Why go back to the AMPs at all? BC they do better massage then ANY of the white places, and charge much less.

The Sf accupressure clinics are everywhere now. I think I tried most of them. A happy ending seems standard. The only way not to get one or offered one is if they think you are LE. The standard price is $30 for 30 minutes. The price is so low because there are so many of them. CEO massage has always been a Full Service Spa. They want $200 for FS. That was a few years ago when they opened. Now I dont know how much. I do know they changed their name to just asian massage. I also noticed the SF escorts have tripled these last 2 years. The street walker seen is a jail sentence waiting to happen. Le is everywhere. This is just an update.