Streetwalker Reports

Hey fellas I got a message asking about contacting these Karin's.

Just a heads up, this story was a joke said in jest. You know irony? Fucken around, making fun of the Karin's.

So this did not really happen to me although there are some of you guys on here who might be able to pull it off, I am not that guy. Happy hunting fellas and be careful out there.

Remember if she looks too good to be true, she is probably LEO. Don't cut a deal through the window of the car, wait till she gets in and drive a bit. If she lets you touch her tittties there's a pretty good chance she isn't a cop. If she flashes you her pussy there's an even better chance she isn't a cop. If she blows you I'm going to say there's a 99% chance she isn't a cop and if she is, wellfuckit.

[QUOTE=MrHunLow;5319085]Yo fellas your not going to believe this one.

So I'm out trolling the hood for for some doable Hoover and I see Karin and Karan up the block scoping cars. Rather than pull a Huey to avoid their gaze I roll up and roll down the window.

Good morning ladies I'm howie from your local hatahoe ass ociation. You ladies look like looki loos who stick your noses in places it should t be type karins. It is my pleasure to meet you. If your so inclined I would love to sit down and discuss the current state of affairs regarding this hoedown situation which is on your minds. They were a bit skeptical at first but finally said yes and we set off to the local pub to sit, chat and consume a pint of ale. Well one led to 3 and I then asked if they cared to indulge me with partaking in the consumption of some of floridahs best grown medicinal green vegetation.

By this time I already had a pretty good buzz going and my thoughts of a hose monster now turned to thoughts of double tapping these two happy karins. Meaning sandwiching them together and going turns penetrating them both analy and vaginally. Not being one tap and tell I can not reveal how this story ended but I can say the night if she'd on a high not with cum splatter sheets and walls. Karin #1 is a major squirter and there is sure to be a part 2 to this adventure.[/QUOTE]

Am troll, no signs if Karin's blocking intersections or holding monger beware signs, over by the budget inn, spotted who I think was T, hanging outside one of the rooms, tried an old number but disconnected, Posted up by the oil change shop with hopes she would go for a stroll. Few loops was headed out over bridge, seen LEO posted up on Stella and another at 7/11. Seen Two SW's by the donut shop, posted up in hotel parking and offered rides to bus stop near pondella to one of them, Samantha, not the bad toothed Samantha, jeans and red open back shirt, skinny no tits, took scenic route to pondella, A- B+ on conversation, very articulate.

The other SW I seen before think her name is Gina, stays opposite side of lindhart near trailer park.

Karin's Zero SW's one.

Nicole is here looking pretty hot Kayla was here not looking bad and some 3rd girl who I don't know I've never had experience with any of these 3 gals here but compared to some of the disgusting looking gals that have been out and not a bad looking crew.

Seen T walking 41 near the save a lot, seen China on grand and Hansen, by the dry cleaners hanging out front, a face for radio skin and bones that pretty much tried jumping in my truck and kicked my rear fender.

No Karin's, headed out for afternoon troll.

Dead, seen one possible SW at 7/11, short black hair in one piece, and what appeared to be Skinney Nicole jumping out of a ride by the FM inn, no Karen's, no rides.

Tuff week, but crazy Friday, seen China out on braman and grand side street rear of the save a lot, seen an unknown a little Harvey red shirt jean shorts hair up by canal, seen Kayla hanging outside of a room at the inn.

So I ran into an old friend at the cleaners behind Chinese restaurant, name is Jessica, street name Autumn, little spinner short blonde hair pretty face but has some mileage, haven't seen her out in years. Tip of week Month whatever, leeMo parking lot is hot zone, been using this spot for years near fountain, was just about ready to go, security on golf carts chased us out, as I was leaving dude said got your plate, next time this, next time that, blah blah. Ended up at backup spot, within minutes Jess had me calmed down.

The hell with the Karin's, watch if you use leemo, 4 years my truck, my plate and face were made by a couple of golf cart hero's.

[QUOTE=RipSomeLip;5339478]Tuff week, but crazy Friday, seen China out on braman and grand side street rear of the save a lot, seen an unknown a little Harvey red shirt jean shorts hair up by canal, seen Kayla hanging outside of a room at the inn.

So I ran into an old friend at the cleaners behind Chinese restaurant, name is Jessica, street name Autumn, little spinner short blonde hair pretty face but has some mileage, haven't seen her out in years. Tip of week Month whatever, leeMo parking lot is hot zone, been using this spot for years near fountain, was just about ready to go, security on golf carts chased us out, as I was leaving dude said got your plate, next time this, next time that, blah blah. Ended up at backup spot, within minutes Jess had me calmed down.

The hell with the Karin's, watch if you use leemo, 4 years my truck, my plate and face were made by a couple of golf cart hero's.[/QUOTE]I happen to work at LMH and now with things back to somewhat normal ya deff want to find another spot.

Seen a very interesting situation this am, gal driving around in a gray dodge, seen her a Macdonald's, she pulled up asked for cigarette, then asked if I was looking for a girl, nope! Red / blonde 6 of 10 face, no clue on body, Then seen her at another 41 location near BOA atm jumping in another vehicle, 15 minutes later seen her leaving that location running parallels on the routes, something new, gals are getting crafty. Senior members pm for car model and make if your interested.

[QUOTE=MattFl;5340237]I happen to work at LMH and now with things back to somewhat normal ya deff want to find another spot.[/QUOTE]What / where is LeeMo?

[QUOTE=BigBirdDog;5343801]What / where is LeeMo?[/QUOTE]The Hospital on 41.

A bit to do at the travel Inn this morning, multiple LEO, crime scene tape and crime scene van. Put a damper on that section of 41. Seen an Awful brunette by the chevron waving a passer by s, little troll looking thing. Seen the Dodge parked across from canal st near the bus stop, no signs of her, was still there after I made my last loop. On Moreno by school seen Amanda sitting in one on the driveways.

[QUOTE=RipSomeLip;5345029]A bit to do at the travel Inn this morning, multiple LEO, crime scene tape and crime scene van. Put a damper on that section of 41. Seen an Awful brunette by the chevron waving a passer by s, little troll looking thing. Seen the Dodge parked across from canal st near the bus stop, no signs of her, was still there after I made my last loop. On Moreno by school seen Amanda sitting in one on the driveways.[/QUOTE]Stabbing at the Inn.

Tried getting out earlier this morning with the hopes of more activity, 400 a to 500 a, trolled hard on the downtown loops, us41 and side streets, not a SW seen, ran to PBB, seen a tall skinny blonde on the corner by the wave and by the time I jumped to the opposite lane she got picked up, few more loops nada, ran over bridge to bus41, pondella, river, pine island and bay shore all dead, feast or famine.

Got the call in to work Sunday for some overtime, wrenching on outboards, took advantage left 1/2 hour early only to find no one one out early Sunday am.

This morning seen Brooklyn out on braman, then seen her a few more times, 7/11, tbell and Nutella, no one want to pick her up, bad reviews and her right lips and a frown. Seen kalya by Jimmy John's, drove her to NFM's for cigarettes, fun ride.

Also seen unknown hanging on the side of 7/11 skinny blonde jeans, hair up tshirt, turned around by ATM, lucky monger grabbed her. Radar up on her.

Busy morning, by the numbers, kalya hanging by canal and the inn, seen Brooklyn out near Tbell, Amanda on Broadway and lindhart. Seen a little tiny thing, long brown hair, tight black jeans, black sequenced shirt, first by grand and Hansen, then on braman, again by papa John's and then by shell, keep looking make eye contact, seemed to be very cautious or on a mission, did perfectly position myself thought she was going to jump in but she hesitated. ?? Seen a few mongers slowing down for her running parallels, anyone pick her up would love to hear about the ride. Lastly hoping this sighting is confirm, 7/11 parking g lot row hear atm, I believe I seen Cameron sitting, sleeping in the front passenger seat of a car with two dudes hanging outside the car. She was released about 6 weeks ago, maybe she's back in the game, no rides.