Strip Club Reports

I've been having some good luck at CA. Went in last night around 5. Immediately got the attention of a hot little Cubana, I think her name was Juana, But between the accent and the music it was hard to know for sure. Anyway, short negotiation, went to the back and got everything I wanted. Hot little body, talked dirty, lots of fun. All covered of course, which is fine with me anyway. $. 60.

I don't know how they can even pretend to be a strip club. Nobody on stage. Several girls sitting around playing on their phones, very few worth looking at. Juana, If that was her name, was easily the hottest of the bunch.

[QUOTE=BobXX99;6529420]I've been having some good luck at CA. Went in last night around 5. Immediately got the attention of a hot little Cubana, I think her name was Juana, But between the accent and the music it was hard to know for sure. Anyway, short negotiation, went to the back and got everything I wanted. Hot little body, talked dirty, lots of fun. All covered of course, which is fine with me anyway. $. 60.

I don't know how they can even pretend to be a strip club. Nobody on stage. Several girls sitting around playing on their phones, very few worth looking at. Juana, If that was her name, was easily the hottest of the bunch.[/QUOTE]I was there recently as well but daytime. Different girl but still she was very straightforward and I was positively surprised by the very GFE experience (YMMV). DFK, DATY, covered for activities outside of that. I tried other places at daytime (Pink Pussycat, Atlantis) but it was understandably slow and nothing to write home about there. CA was actually the best experience I've ever had in a strip club.

[QUOTE=Rentz2;6511774]Does Jenna still work at Ybor?[/QUOTE]Haven't seen her in months.

[QUOTE=Toxoplasmo;6500550]Went to Sinsations Sunday evening with a buddy. Place was fairly dead. Only one girl was working when we arrived but two more showed up over the next two hours.

Everything was going well until the bar started offering jolly rancher shots for free. First round came compliments from the hostess, Jess. I almost never do shots but decided to take this one.

In short, I believe there was GHB in my shot and here's why.

At the time, it didn't dawn on me that the bartender wasn't the one who made the shots. They were handed to her by the manager / bouncer guy. All out of sight. I didn't realize this until later the next day.

Two, all night I drank 2 vodka tonics and the one shot. That's it. Over 3 hours I consumed 3 drinks. I was seriously impaired. In fact, I refused to drive home and my friend decided to drive.

Third, I slept so deep that night and spent the rest of the next day in a major haze. Never felt that way before after such a tame night.

Bartended was named Asia and the hostess / lady manager was Jess.

Just avoid shots that you don't personally see the bartender make.

Stay safe![/QUOTE]Never even heard of this before thanks for the heads up!

[QUOTE=Bd1977;6535728]Never even heard of this before thanks for the heads up![/QUOTE]There was a club in Palmetto, can't remember the name. Pretty sure I got drugged. I can handle my alcohol. That night I sat at the bar, had one drink. Next thing I know I am laying on the ground outside my parents house beside my truck. Don't remember anything else. Be careful.

[QUOTE=WhosThirsty;6494485]Stopped by PP Thursday afternoon around 2:30- Sat down and tall thin Cuban named Gina comes by.

She's 22, tall, probably 5'11-6'0, approx. 105-115 lbs. Perfect spinner body could bounce a quarter off her ass.

Wanted $200 full services, all covered. Offered $150 BBBJ and CFS. See said ok instantly.

BBBJ was "ok" nothing special, she got into the FS. Would repeat.[/QUOTE]Wow. Took your advice and used your template. Damn she was hot. I love thin spinner types. Perfect small B cups. It's too bad there is not much creatively you can do in that tiny box, and can hardly see sh*t. Would love to see her body better during.

[QUOTE=LocalMotion;6539387]Wow. Took your advice and used your template. Damn she was hot. I love thin spinner types. Perfect small B cups. It's too bad there is not much creatively you can do in that tiny box, and can hardly see sh*t. Would love to see her body better during.[/QUOTE]Glad you enjoyed! You can go to the rooms in the back by the bathroom for $40. About 4 times bigger than the standard room.

[QUOTE=WhosThirsty;6540753]Glad you enjoyed! You can go to the rooms in the back by the bathroom for $40. About 4 times bigger than the standard room.[/QUOTE]What?! I didn't know that. First time there. Thanks for the great tip!

Dropped into PP tonight. A few interesting picks were there and one approached me. Dark haired, about 5'3, tight spinner body. Introduced herself as Paola and asked if I was interested in VIP. My experience is if they open with that it's a 50/50 chance of if they are any good. I asked how much, she quoted $$ for everything. I countered $. 50 and she said 'no' so I shrugged and said 'ok, have a good night'.

After that she switched suddenly and said ok, $. 50 for BJ and FS. I agreed, paid the front, and we went in the back.

The good:

She volunteered to dance some beforehand to get things started. Lots of girls want extra for that and are shocked that maybe you weren't up and at 'them simply by being in their presence. It's a minor nicety, but appreciated. Also, she made a point of lifting her top and peeling off the pasties to expose a set of very fine b cups. Again, some girls don't want to take the pasties off, so I appreciated it.

The bad:

She barely allowed any actual touching. No fingers near the V, minimal touching the b cups. BJ was perfunctory at best, and she kept her hand on junior the whole time so it barely counted as a BJ at all. When it came time for the FS portion, which she wanted to rush to, she tried to 'fake' putting it in. How? Well she also doesn't allow you to touch junior at all. So you can't guide it, instead she stands with her legs together, puts you between her thighs, and makes the appropriate expression and noise. I wasn't fooled and just reached down, tapped junior and said 'you didn't put me in'.

So she acts like she doesn't understand and shakes her head, then shrugs and repeats the act, then begins moving immediately to try to sell it. I repeated the sane thing as before and she acted frustrated, moved faster, and tore the 'raincoat' in the process then tried to act like I had clearly finished and of course couldn't be put back in!

I repeated that I hadn't finished and she didn't put me in, so get out another raincoat. She acts frustrated but does so, then starts pretending she can't get it in, makes excuses, wants to dance again, all with a flat, annoyed expression.

Finally she wants me to sit and her get in my lap to do it, and behold! Suddenly she knows how to actually put it in. But she leans back on my knees in a way to make it practically impossible to actually move and won't switch positions. And she won't move either. I'm just supposed to finish based on sitting still apparently.

So I'm left to basically grab and lift her with my hands to make things happen, which earns another annoyed look, but she doesn't object. Instead every few seconds she asks "done?" "Now?" "Done? While I get increasingly annoyed. Eventually I actually manage to tune her out and finish, and she practically leaps off me before the finishing is *complete*, if you know what I mean.

We clean up, she spins around and walks out mumbling something.

So yeah. TOFTT big time. One of the worst experiences I've ever had over all. Save yourselves from being less satisfied than beforehand by avoiding her like the plague.

Stay safe guys.

There's one dancer that pees on the floor before you start, and that sounds like her. Did you notice anything before you started?

[QUOTE=Horace4000;6543145]Dropped into PP tonight. A few interesting picks were there and one approached me. Dark haired, about 5'3, tight spinner body. Introduced herself as Paola and asked if I was interested in VIP. My experience is if they open with that it's a 50/50 chance of if they are any good. I asked how much, she quoted $$ for everything. I countered $. 50 and she said 'no' so I shrugged and said 'ok, have a good night'.

After that she switched suddenly and said ok, $. 50 for BJ and FS. I agreed, paid the front, and we went in the back.

The good:

She volunteered to dance some beforehand to get things started. Lots of girls want extra for that and are shocked that maybe you weren't up and at 'them simply by being in their presence. It's a minor nicety, but appreciated. Also, she made a point of lifting her top and peeling off the pasties to expose a set of very fine b cups. Again, some girls don't want to take the pasties off, so I appreciated it.

The bad:

She barely allowed any actual touching. No fingers near the V, minimal touching the b cups. BJ was perfunctory at best, and she kept her hand on junior the whole time so it barely counted as a BJ at all. When it came time for the FS portion, which she wanted to rush to, she tried to 'fake' putting it in. How? Well she also doesn't allow you to touch junior at all. So you can't guide it, instead she stands with her legs together, puts you between her thighs, and makes the appropriate expression and noise. I wasn't fooled and just reached down, tapped junior and said 'you didn't put me in'..[/QUOTE]

Ventured across the bay because it's been a while. Gold was nice and some cute girls. Took one back to the regular area and she grinded very nicely. Offered to do more in VIP. I asked how much and she said $$ So I said "just the room price? She said No, plus the room. Didn't budge so a hard pass. Went over to YS after because it's never a miss. Didn't see Jenna or Maria (they still there?) but did end up with Lily. She asked $$ and we settled on $. 5 for everything. Always a good experience with her body. I saw another girl named Lex. Sexy as hell but couldn't get to her cause of other guys. Anyone had the pleasure with her? Worth it? Stay safe.

[QUOTE=WhosThirsty;6543411]There's one dancer that pees on the floor before you start, and that sounds like her. Did you notice anything before you started?[/QUOTE]Yeah. She definitely didn't do that when I saw her. I've certainly missed red flags before, but that one would have been unmistakable.

Stay safe guys.

[QUOTE=Horace4000;6544627]Yeah. She definitely didn't do that when I saw her. I've certainly missed red flags before, but that one would have been unmistakable.

Stay safe guys.[/QUOTE]Was at PP last night. Paula was first to approach me. Ya, she's not the one that pees in the back room. Wanted VIP, I politely declined. Took my favorite Kloe in the back for a great time. Similar to Gina, but dirty blonde hair. Cuban, of course.

Flying down from Ohio in a few months and was wondering for which clubs are the best? My dude said I would like Thee Dollhouse, but want more opinions. Since I'm on here asking you know what I'm looking for. $$$ or less is best?

[QUOTE=GreyPool9;6547728]Flying down from Ohio in a few months and was wondering for which clubs are the best? My dude said I would like Thee Dollhouse, but want more opinions. Since I'm on here asking you know what I'm looking for. $$$ or less is best?[/QUOTE]If you want extras don't go to thee dollhouse. Go to Pink pussycat, class act, or Charlottes, or Ybor strip.